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- the only problem i see with this is that in a video game if yo…
Save all the world!
cant for the life of me figure out what the ham is for.... but it looks mouth watering
- she's probably a dumb whore who deserves it, just saying.
she probably is a dumb whore, but why go and make a status just to bring her down? why not just mind your own business
What if he has a reason for retaliation? Why do you assume she did nothing wrong?
What if she was phone?
But will she blend?
But does she even lift?
What if she is dog?
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- It's funny bc girls do it just as much as guys...well maybe we…
Well they prefer not to admit it because they want to show how they are better then guys.
great, now I feel like a weirdo for never having touched myself :/
And you should
I grew up at a catholic school where the only thing I ever learned was how evil adultery is... I realize I'm a major prude and I honestly feel bad for my bf because of it I just can't change how I feel about some things :(
- Some women take forever? No, you just suck in bed.
Fact or Fiction?
- yes, not too bothered about it though.
who the f*** is this
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Every goddam time
I have thought about it in league of legends, but every game i am like 3/2 and my team is like 2/7.
Sometimes though, it's pretty obvious when you have like 15 kills and the second guy on your team has like 4. And the other team has like 20+ kills.
At endgame, when my kills are less than some of my team's deaths, then yes, I can safely say that it's not me who is bringing the team down.
False. If you play BF3 and all of your teammates stay in your spawn point and snipe, while you're trying to arm the M-COM (while getting spawn killed by the other team) IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING FAULT.
Although you're probably right, I've always wondered that maybe they're dying so much because I'm failing to cover them and I'm always playing aggressive and going out to get kills. Whereas the other team works together to make sure they're alwyas sticking together.
Hey, that's a pretty cool story. Thanks for sharing.
Yeah, no problem bro, just thought you might be interested.
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