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Interests: Furry stuff, guitar, music, woodworking(both kinds if you know what I mean ;3)
Date Signed Up:6/01/2012
Location:Pittsburgh Pa
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I am a fox furry, gay and a huge fan of Glam metal. I am a wood worker, a forklift drive at home depot and a contractor.

latest user's comments

#3 - I'ts funny though for the fact that the popular people are the…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on being in high school 0
#15 - N. Korean citizen (05/07/2013) [-]
They are different but everybody starts to act and dress like them so they will become popular.
User avatar #22 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
even if you are different when everyone starts copying you you are no longer different they might have been the first to do something but, in the end they are no longer different
#1 - you can't just wait for it you gotta go out and get it .  [+] (5 new replies) 05/06/2013 on It's rough out there. +1
#2 - garagesale (05/07/2013) [-]
sounds like rape i like your style slick
User avatar #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
That was the point ;3
#4 - garagesale (05/07/2013) [-]
#5 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
<3
#6 - garagesale (05/07/2013) [-]
well you gonna get slothed
#4341631 - yes 05/06/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +2
#17 - Did you know?? That if nobody gave a shit about pokemon no as … 05/06/2013 on What the... +1
#145 - Just not a fan of it. 05/06/2013 on Camping 0
#351 - There is a country right to left of Russia that is red. 05/06/2013 on God No 0
#3 - I would kiss the fuck out of that dog. 05/06/2013 on Hardcore bestilaity +4
#15 - I've seen skeletons fatter than that. 05/06/2013 on I heard that men 'love'... +1
#2 - I was going to post that 05/06/2013 on Da monsta' -1
#7 - Anyone the ends their own like like that is a huge cunt and ju… 05/06/2013 on This looks like a good spot... +3
#3 - mabye the bee was drunk.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on That must sting 0
User avatar #4 - phantomi (05/06/2013) [-]
bees do like to get drunk, even to the point where the hive no longer recognises them and the guards wont let them in
#32 - I wouldn't ever in a billion years try to have sex in a bath t… 05/06/2013 on taking a bath with him +4
#117 - I am very unsure what you mean. 05/06/2013 on Camping 0
#115 - I have steam. I just have no money. 05/06/2013 on Camping +1
#19 - I'd walk away. That hot slut looks very female. 05/06/2013 on 4Chan at its best 0
#112 - Doom, Doom2, Quake. I have halo but don't like it.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Camping -1
User avatar #133 - ghouleyed (05/06/2013) [-]
How can you be not liking Halo?


Halo and Half Life are the best!
User avatar #145 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
Just not a fan of it.
User avatar #114 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
okay you dont like HALO....theres hope for you yet

but seriously....grab steam and play the FPS games on there
Halflife, Halflife source....countrstrike and source....day of defeat....etc
User avatar #115 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
I have steam. I just have no money.
User avatar #113 - geril (05/06/2013) [-]
idk... my favorite is Unreal Tournament.
You know reality just... Boring
User avatar #118 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
UT was an okay game. loved the redeemer rocket
User avatar #117 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
I am very unsure what you mean.
#119 - Could be wrong.... it's very very hard to tell. … 05/06/2013 on God No +2
#110 - never heard of that one either.... I missed out on like 8 year…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Camping -1
#111 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
good fucking god, what FPS games do you play if youve never heard of CS?
User avatar #112 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
Doom, Doom2, Quake.


I have halo but don't like it.
User avatar #133 - ghouleyed (05/06/2013) [-]
How can you be not liking Halo?


Halo and Half Life are the best!
User avatar #145 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
Just not a fan of it.
User avatar #114 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
okay you dont like HALO....theres hope for you yet

but seriously....grab steam and play the FPS games on there
Halflife, Halflife source....countrstrike and source....day of defeat....etc
User avatar #115 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
I have steam. I just have no money.
User avatar #113 - geril (05/06/2013) [-]
idk... my favorite is Unreal Tournament.
You know reality just... Boring
User avatar #118 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
UT was an okay game. loved the redeemer rocket
User avatar #117 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
I am very unsure what you mean.
#117 - well maybe for the fact that one country is red.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on God No 0
User avatar #334 - thedarkestrogue (05/06/2013) [-]
i see no red. where?
User avatar #351 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
There is a country right to left of Russia that is red.
#116 - very hard to tell but, I think i'ts chrome.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on God No 0
#118 - heeveejeevees (05/06/2013) [-]
i knew it. But majority of the people i know use firefox
User avatar #119 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
Could be wrong.... it's very very hard to tell.


Most the people I know use Chrome or Firefox but, IE is the number one in my country .
#107 - I have never heard of that game.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Camping -1
#108 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
fucking new guy
it was one of Steam's main games for a long time, even got a sequel...Counterstrike Source
User avatar #110 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
never heard of that one either.... I missed out on like 8 years of games.
#111 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
good fucking god, what FPS games do you play if youve never heard of CS?
User avatar #112 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
Doom, Doom2, Quake.


I have halo but don't like it.
User avatar #133 - ghouleyed (05/06/2013) [-]
How can you be not liking Halo?


Halo and Half Life are the best!
User avatar #145 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
Just not a fan of it.
User avatar #114 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
okay you dont like HALO....theres hope for you yet

but seriously....grab steam and play the FPS games on there
Halflife, Halflife source....countrstrike and source....day of defeat....etc
User avatar #115 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
I have steam. I just have no money.
User avatar #113 - geril (05/06/2013) [-]
idk... my favorite is Unreal Tournament.
You know reality just... Boring
User avatar #118 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
UT was an okay game. loved the redeemer rocket
User avatar #117 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
I am very unsure what you mean.
#43 - I started pokemon when I was like 8.... that is not high school. 05/06/2013 on Videogames are drugs 2 0
#167 - I totally agree with everything you just said. I&quo… 05/06/2013 on :_ 0
#26 - just need a bigger tube.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on taking a bath with him +4
#31 - Blasphemer (05/06/2013) [-]
Yeap, about jacuzzi large, and here's another shit you have to deal with:

You will get a boner, no escaping it. You have sex. Options:
a) floating sperm.
b) become a daddy.
c) get your ass out of the tub to finish. Kill the fun of bath tub sex.
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
I wouldn't ever in a billion years try to have sex in a bath tube.


That's fucking gross.

I hate bath tubes.

and anal sex would be very hard in a tube I'd think.
#103 - they should make an FPS where you only get one life so you act…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Camping +1
User avatar #106 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
that was called counterstrike

once you died, you waited till the round ended or everyone from one team was dead
User avatar #107 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
I have never heard of that game.
#108 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
fucking new guy
it was one of Steam's main games for a long time, even got a sequel...Counterstrike Source
User avatar #110 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
never heard of that one either.... I missed out on like 8 years of games.
#111 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
good fucking god, what FPS games do you play if youve never heard of CS?
User avatar #112 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
Doom, Doom2, Quake.


I have halo but don't like it.
User avatar #133 - ghouleyed (05/06/2013) [-]
How can you be not liking Halo?


Halo and Half Life are the best!
User avatar #145 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
Just not a fan of it.
User avatar #114 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
okay you dont like HALO....theres hope for you yet

but seriously....grab steam and play the FPS games on there
Halflife, Halflife source....countrstrike and source....day of defeat....etc
User avatar #115 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
I have steam. I just have no money.
User avatar #113 - geril (05/06/2013) [-]
idk... my favorite is Unreal Tournament.
You know reality just... Boring
User avatar #118 - konradkurze (05/06/2013) [-]
UT was an okay game. loved the redeemer rocket
User avatar #117 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/06/2013) [-]
I am very unsure what you mean.
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#1828 - thewasteland ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Hi
#1829 to #1828 - sparkyoneonetwo (7 hours ago) [-]
what would I scram for
#1832 to #1831 - thewasteland ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
We are many you are one
#1833 to #1832 - sparkyoneonetwo (7 hours ago) [-]
but I have nothing but time
but I have nothing but time
#1836 to #1835 - thewasteland ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
I have a army
#1837 to #1836 - sparkyoneonetwo (7 hours ago) [-]
I have a very happy bee
#1838 to #1837 - thewasteland ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
How many images you have in your reaction folder?
How many images you have in your reaction folder?
#1840 to #1839 - thewasteland ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
I need to sort and rename some files so while we have this reaction battle i will be cleaning my stuff up
I need to sort and rename some files so while we have this reaction battle i will be cleaning my stuff up
#1841 to #1840 - sparkyoneonetwo (6 hours ago) [-]
all mine are named crazy stuff that makes no sense.    
   
though this reaction battle will not last much longer the sun is starting to come up so I mus sleep soon
all mine are named crazy stuff that makes no sense.

though this reaction battle will not last much longer the sun is starting to come up so I mus sleep soon
#1842 to #1841 - thewasteland ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
The battle ends when i say it ends
#1843 to #1842 - sparkyoneonetwo (6 hours ago) [-]
&quot;Battles end often, wars end rarely.&quot;
"Battles end often, wars end rarely."
#1845 to #1844 - sparkyoneonetwo (6 hours ago) [-]
I really hope I have dreams about that today
#1847 to #1846 - sparkyoneonetwo (6 hours ago) [-]
I must go now. the sun is starting to shine though my window it is much past my bed time.
#1814 - dalgaard ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
SPARKY D:


I saw a porcupine today :3
User avatar #1815 to #1814 - sparkyoneonetwo (21 hours ago) [-]
That's awesome ^^
#1816 to #1815 - dalgaard ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
I kno rite??




So awesuuuum
User avatar #1817 to #1816 - sparkyoneonetwo (21 hours ago) [-]
Never seen a porcupine IRL before
User avatar #1818 to #1817 - dalgaard ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Really? D:

They dont live in your area I guess?
User avatar #1819 to #1818 - sparkyoneonetwo (21 hours ago) [-]
Nope we don't got any cool animals in my area
User avatar #1820 to #1819 - dalgaard ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Not one??


Not even pets?
User avatar #1821 to #1820 - sparkyoneonetwo (21 hours ago) [-]
we have animals just none of the cool one.s
User avatar #1822 to #1821 - dalgaard ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Ferrets, dogs? Those are cool :c
User avatar #1823 to #1822 - sparkyoneonetwo (21 hours ago) [-]
Ain't a lot of dogs here.

Never seen a ferret here.
User avatar #1824 to #1823 - dalgaard ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
;_; Where do you live. There should be dogs like everywhere
User avatar #1825 to #1824 - sparkyoneonetwo (21 hours ago) [-]
I like in a city and most place won't allow pets so not many dogs.
User avatar #1826 to #1825 - dalgaard ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Q_Q
User avatar #1827 to #1826 - sparkyoneonetwo (21 hours ago) [-]
yeah ;_;
#1799 to #1798 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/18/2013) [-]
why would I rape you??
#1801 to #1800 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/18/2013) [-]
I wouldn't ever do something like that
#1804 to #1803 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
if you say so sparky ji-san
#1805 to #1804 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/18/2013) [-]
no ideal what that means
no ideal what that means
#1806 to #1805 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
what, what means darling
what, what means darling
User avatar #1807 to #1806 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/18/2013) [-]
that whole name ji-san
#1808 to #1807 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
i tought i told you what it was before darling
i tought i told you what it was before darling
#1809 to #1808 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/18/2013) [-]
I am not good a remembering stuff.
#1810 to #1809 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
its fine darling
#1811 to #1810 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/18/2013) [-]
I like taht pic ;3
#1812 to #1811 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
ok sparky ji-san
#1796 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
''Diamonds are fleeting but a good rape is forever''
''Diamonds are fleeting but a good rape is forever''
#1773 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
you have no idea how close i am to murdering my mother
User avatar #1774 to #1773 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/15/2013) [-]
I know what that's like
User avatar #1776 to #1774 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
she tells me to do somthing i do it and tell her it is done and she gets angry all ye;;s that it better have im like i just i did
User avatar #1778 to #1776 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/15/2013) [-]
myine did the same thing
User avatar #1780 to #1778 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
im gonna take a nap before heading to work
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/15/2013) [-]
okay enjoy your nap
User avatar #1777 to #1776 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
*yells
#1782 to #1779 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/15/2013) [-]
what's up
what's up
#1783 to #1782 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
not much foxy ji-san how are you
#1784 to #1783 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/15/2013) [-]
in pain and sleepy.
#1785 to #1784 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
why is that foxy ji-san
User avatar #1786 to #1785 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/15/2013) [-]
I've not had a day off in 8 days.
#1787 to #1786 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
why is that sparky
User avatar #1788 to #1787 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/15/2013) [-]
I needed the hours.
#1789 to #1788 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
well alright then sparky but dont push yourself to hard alright
User avatar #1790 to #1789 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/15/2013) [-]
That's for the concern :3
#1791 to #1790 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
alright sparky ji-san so what are you up to
User avatar #1792 to #1791 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/15/2013) [-]
just woke up.


Gotta get a shower then go get some food.
#1793 to #1792 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
alright then foxy-chan
#1794 to #1793 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/15/2013) [-]
Bye-bye for now. :3
#1795 to #1794 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
alright bye
#1771 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
robot grim reaper^^
User avatar #1769 - garymotherfingoak (05/13/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/reportspam/853#853

There's an anon out to get you. set your profile to friends only and clear your comments.
User avatar #1770 to #1769 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for the warring but I really don't care that much.
#1753 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
hey thare<3
User avatar #1755 to #1754 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Whats up boyo
User avatar #1756 to #1755 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/12/2013) [-]
just woke up
User avatar #1757 to #1756 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
oh i was thinking more generally
User avatar #1758 to #1757 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/12/2013) [-]
you mean genitally??
#1759 to #1758 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
You know i do
User avatar #1760 to #1759 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/12/2013) [-]
then yes always when you around <3
#1761 to #1760 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Wanna play some wii before angry buttsex? Gonna get us all sweaty
Wanna play some wii before angry buttsex? Gonna get us all sweaty
User avatar #1762 to #1761 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/12/2013) [-]
why not just skip the wii and go right to buttsex??
#1763 to #1762 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
But i havent played wii for like 2 years D:

Pweease</3
User avatar #1764 to #1763 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/12/2013) [-]
oh okay for you we can play some wii <3
#1765 to #1764 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
yissssss
User avatar #1766 to #1765 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/12/2013) [-]
I like when guys rub ice on my nipples to make them hard <3
#1767 to #1766 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Wonderful, but I gotta go to bet now, it's late.   
   
   
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Wonderful, but I gotta go to bet now, it's late.


Goodnight, sweet prince.
User avatar #1768 to #1767 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/12/2013) [-]
good night, I have to go to work anywya
#1731 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
you have a large D? who knew
User avatar #1732 to #1731 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/09/2013) [-]
it's quite a bit bigger than average .
User avatar #1733 to #1732 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
same here
User avatar #1734 to #1733 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/09/2013) [-]
how big are you??
User avatar #1735 to #1734 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
bout 6 half inches
User avatar #1736 to #1735 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/09/2013) [-]
same here <3
User avatar #1737 to #1736 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
smooth or bushy?
User avatar #1738 to #1737 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/09/2013) [-]
always smooth
#1739 to #1738 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
smooth :)
smooth :)
User avatar #1740 to #1739 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/09/2013) [-]
cut or uncut??
User avatar #1741 to #1740 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
cut or uncut what?
User avatar #1742 to #1741 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/09/2013) [-]
do you have foreskin or not
User avatar #1743 to #1742 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
its off
User avatar #1744 to #1743 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/09/2013) [-]
then you are cut.


I am uncut.
User avatar #1745 to #1744 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
either one is fine with me ^^
User avatar #1746 to #1745 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/09/2013) [-]
never been with anyone that is uncut only myself.
User avatar #1747 to #1746 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
got mine cut off in a lost bet :(
User avatar #1749 to #1748 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
yes...
i've hated mechanical bulls ever since >:(
User avatar #1750 to #1749 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/09/2013) [-]
that is crazy
User avatar #1751 to #1750 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
never have to much vodka either....
#1723 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
got my dream car &lt;3 ^^
got my dream car <3 ^^
#1725 to #1724 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
and its all paid off :D
User avatar #1726 to #1725 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/09/2013) [-]
what is it??
User avatar #1727 to #1726 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
you couldn't tell by the picture? its a mini cooper
User avatar #1728 to #1727 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/09/2013) [-]
I"ve never seen one of them before
User avatar #1729 to #1728 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
they are like the hatchbacks(punch buggy's) but sexier
User avatar #1730 to #1729 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/09/2013) [-]
jit's kinda ugly
User avatar #1710 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
*shrug* mm. Hey uh what time is it for you wherever you are?
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
eek. It's 12:20 am for me. So you normally stay up that late?
User avatar #1713 to #1712 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
yes every night. I don't get to bed till like 7 or 8 am
User avatar #1714 to #1713 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
Because you can? Or for a specific reason? I have to get to bed soon, school and such x.x
User avatar #1715 to #1714 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
Because I work nights. day I work I don't get home till 6 am
User avatar #1716 to #1715 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
ah. I like the night more than the day honestly. It's been nice chatting with you :3
User avatar #1717 to #1716 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
It's been quite fun talking to you ^w^

I hope you sleep well and have a good day at school.

and I also hope we will talk again sometime :3
User avatar #1718 to #1717 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
Course <3 Thanks for dealing with me x3
User avatar #1719 to #1718 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
You are welcome ^w^ but, why wouldn't I you are pretty cool.


#1720 to #1719 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
I know I am x3 I'll talk to ya later. G'night, and have this.
#1722 to #1720 - qubot ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
u like ?
#1721 to #1720 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
Good night. Hope you sleep well.
User avatar #1689 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
Hit comment limit x.x
But I like that kind of attitude. I get to caught up trying to analyze what someone says about something I like. Anyways, want me to get out of your fur? I don't want to be a bother
User avatar #1690 to #1689 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
It' fine ^w^ i was enjoying talking :3
User avatar #1691 to #1690 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
<3
Imma hit you with another topic then. Do you collect anything? I collect fox plushies
User avatar #1692 to #1691 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
I collect condoms


I have a massive music collection CD, Tapes, Records, 8-tracks.
User avatar #1693 to #1692 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
Sweet. My dad has a record collection. Do you think an original "Thriller" record is valuable? x3
Hey.
Hey you.
Wanna talk about gay stuff?
<.<
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
yeah it might be.



Yes I love gay stuff <3
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
lawl well then, have you got some? Y'know...some tail?
#1696 to #1695 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
that's a bit of an insulting question everyone knows I have tail :P
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
x3 So do I, but I meant have you had sex yet. I'm still a Virginia.
User avatar #1698 to #1697 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
I"ve had sex quite a few times.
User avatar #1699 to #1698 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
Well then, that makes you and my current bf -.-
I dunno why I asked that sorry. Kind of personal. Uhh..i'm kinda out of topics, though I could whip one out that has no relation to anything. Love your avatar btw x3
User avatar #1700 to #1699 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
It's fine you don't have to be sorry. If I felt it was to personal I wouldn't have answered.

I love talking about sex though ;3
User avatar #1701 to #1700 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
Don't we all? Well if I had to say what intrigues me the most, it's blowjobs. That thought gets me off faster than I can type this sentence. What about you? I don't want to sound creepy, but i've got about 9 different fetishes, although one isn't sexual.
User avatar #1702 to #1701 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
I have an unknow amount of fetish and the list keeps growing. Though I love giving blowjobs.
User avatar #1703 to #1702 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
I love soft vore
<.<
thoughts?
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
So do I ;3
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
I shoved a vore pic in a friend's face once and he was like "oh god what" and I just say "I FIND THIS SENSUAL"
I really only like furry/dragon related vore though. Humans can suck it dry for all I care.
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
haha same here I don't care for human vore.


One of my biggest fetishes is cum. I love it. The smell, the taste, the feeling every thing about it is wonderful.
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
Interesante. I would lol if a straight guy had that fetish. "I'm not gay I just suck dick!"
I like that too I guess...I definetly know that i'm not a spitter x3
User avatar #1708 to #1707 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
haha the only time I"d spit it out is just so I can lick it off someones body ;3
User avatar #1709 to #1708 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
Don't say things like that! Are you trying to arouse me?? x3
#1687 - foxicon (05/07/2013) [-]
Here, take this.

Is totally not from my porn folder or anything
User avatar #1688 to #1687 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/07/2013) [-]
Thanks ^w^
#1671 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#1674 to #1672 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
ello, how are you
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/05/2013) [-]
eh, okay I just woke up.
#1676 to #1675 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
alright then, so whats up
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/05/2013) [-]
no much I gotta work tonight so ain't really much I can do either.
#1678 to #1677 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
sure there is you could learn how to juggle, or watch anime
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/05/2013) [-]
I can't see well enough to juggle and when I watch stuff I like to wacth like 10 episodes in a row.
#1680 to #1679 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
then play some video games
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/05/2013) [-]
I can't I go to much getting ready for work to do
#1682 to #1681 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
alright then have a good day sparky
User avatar #1685 to #1682 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/05/2013) [-]
Thanks ^^

THe same to you <3
User avatar #1670 - qubot ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
question and feel free to hate me for this but how did we meet on funnyjunk?
User avatar #1673 to #1670 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/05/2013) [-]
why would I hate you ??


and I honestly dont' know.
User avatar #1683 to #1673 - qubot ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
its like forgetting someones birthday or anniversary. but i honestly don't remeber how we met
User avatar #1684 to #1683 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/05/2013) [-]
I forget everyone birthday or anniversary or how I meet people and there names and I forget just about everyting.
User avatar #1665 - tredbear (05/04/2013) [-]
I am getting better at drawing your fursona in some NSFW action, because I know you would enjoy that, and btw, is your fursona the pitcher or the catcher? if you know what I mean?
#1686 to #1665 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
I wanna see this shit.
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/04/2013) [-]
just like me he is a catcher.
#1664 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
nuuuuu y u leave liek dat
User avatar #1667 to #1664 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/04/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I had to work.
#1668 to #1667 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
;_;
;_;
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/04/2013) [-]
I must begoing again I must sleep
#1638 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Rdy for le rough buttsax?
User avatar #1659 to #1638 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
They tell a few nights back after 4 fucking weeks of working that I"m actually only a temp and when they feel the don't need me (after spring time) they will get ride of me.
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
...scumbags
#1662 to #1661 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
I... I can't sex a guy like that.

God damn it man. This is some serious shit.
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
very serious
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
always am <3
#1640 to #1639 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
So you dont have the pants on today?
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
maybe I do, Maybe I don't
#1642 to #1641 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
No chicken for you then D:
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
look who is being mean now
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm not mean. You're just cranky... maybe :o
User avatar #1645 to #1644 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm cranky cuz your mean
User avatar #1646 to #1645 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
When have i ever been mean to you
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
i....ummm don't know.........



sorry if I have been "cranky" the last few days ;_:
#1648 to #1647 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
iz okay
#1649 to #1648 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
been kinda sad the last few days and I'm a bit of an ass when i"m sad.
#1650 to #1649 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
y u sad? come to dalgaard he will maek it allz better.&lt;3
y u sad? come to dalgaard he will maek it allz better.<3
User avatar #1651 to #1650 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
there is a a lot of reasons.
#1652 to #1651 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Just tell me if you dont wanna talk about it.
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
I never said that. I just don't wanna bother anyone else with my sadness. Do you actually wanna know or do you just say that to be nice like most people wold have??
#1654 to #1653 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
I quote myself. ''y u sad? come to dalgaard he will maek it allz better.<3''




Did i fucking stutter?
User avatar #1655 to #1654 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
well people would ask or say something like that just to be nice.


but anyway,

First, I just found out there is good chance I will lose my job in June.(that is quite depressing)
Second, I can't find any work for my shop at all not even the smallest project. ( I put so much work into getting the stuff to open it and now that I can't find any work that's very depressing)

but, the worst of all

I've had 3 IRL friends and now 2 funnyjunk friends (all within 24 hours) just decided they no longer want to be friends. No reasons at all they would say just don't like me anymore I guess.
User avatar #1656 to #1655 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Man I'm sorry to hear that. Sry for the late reply, i had to walk my dog.

So what are you gonna do? Better start searching for a job man.
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/02/2013) [-]
I don't know what I'm going to do.



I just spent that last fucking year looking for the job I have now and now thye are telling me good chance they will fire me after June.
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - dalgaard ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Why will they fire you?

Well to get a new job is your only choice man.
#1636 - sinistede (05/02/2013) [-]
Hey there.
Hey there.
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