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Anon shares his incest story
- Thought i saw it coming. Damn.
dank WebM compilation (pt 79)
We all saw it coming, man.
First time making a pun online
Mobile autocorrected cumming. That was the first and last pun I make online, fuck!
- You hit it spot on. Yes, he has said stupid things, but the me…
Anons voting for Trump
- world without female drivers
dank WebM compilation (pt 77)
Or basically Thailand...
Because all the women are men?
Anon in his cave
This made me kind of sad, even though the guy is probably a troll (not literally).
He was saying he can't afford much, but he spent $20 on a Mad Max DVD because he liked the movie. It reminds me of someone I know, who also can't afford much. He finds old used DVDs (acquires them from people) and takes it home to watch movies.
I agree man. I felt feels.
**ziji used "*roll picture*"**
worth the read
- One time when I was at a party, I was asking girls if they wou…
>starts asking bitches if they wanna dance
>"ay gurl wanna dance?"
>"oh you must be a lesbian"
>walks off and tries another bitch
nigga u aint a jackass
u alpha as fuck
Thanks for repeating the story
- My parents and brother went on vacation there for a week this …
but fo reals..
Well I am glad they enjoyed their time, but Dubai is place filled up with THE most fucked up people
it wasn't uncommon for animals (especially cats) thrown out of cars down the highway. If you are a women and get raped there, you get arrested. You talk about Dubai's bankruptcy, you get arrested. You speak ill of Islam, you get arrested. Also, Dubai has some of THE worst polluted air in the world (as shown in the picture, there was allot of smog most to all the time). Churches for any religion outside of Islam would be located outside the city in the Industrial District were the air was even worse. Economic migrants from places like India or Somalia that work small jobs (such as construction or as maids) get treated as less than human and live in horrible conditions, some construction workers lived on site because they can't afford housing and they didn't get payed the small amount that they get, it could be considered slavery. Dubai is a fucked up place with allot of fucked up people
They also blocked off porn sites
so its the dessert version of this
don't watch if you are worried about spoiling rick and morty
- My parents and brother went on vacation there this summer duri…
but fo reals..
- What's the source of the audio?
dank another one WebM...
the first video on top of the list is the real original.
the second with the explosion was dubbed over, though they almost sound like they have the same voice
the one with the explosions is the original i think
- Just eat it without milk you ****** pleb Adryan
How to friend
milk-less cereal is some pleb shit right there this nigga was on some high-born shit and he wasn't about to let no lack of milk keep him from being a part of the upper echelons of the cereal eating society
i prefer cini minis without milk because milk almost entirely destroys the flavouring thats on the cereal
You have no right to call someone a pleb if you've just suggested eating cereal without milk you fucking savage
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