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Date Signed Up:1/13/2012
Last Login:7/10/2014
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#5038 - **sparkshock rolls 856,147,658** 07/10/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#4 - Bruh, it's pretty easy to just use the snipit tool. or c… 07/09/2014 on took mah jerb 0
#1 - What about fapuccino? 07/09/2014 on Gimme a ......wait +18
#3 - Bruh, just before you first have sex with her, tell her than y… 07/09/2014 on Big mistake! (OC) +1
#1 - <Brazilian fans when they realize there is still the 3rd pl… 07/09/2014 on It is Football, after all +5
#3 - vfw  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on All of Them +22
User avatar #5 - thedecodedgamer (07/09/2014) [-]
Where did you get that image

I know it's from the comic

but where was that image

was it from someones comment
#7 - *final* Because I'm extended and ascended, And I am he… 07/09/2014 on I'll narrate whatever the... 0
#6 - *cont* I am not talking about gentlemen's periodicals, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on I'll narrate whatever the... 0
#7 - sparkshock (07/09/2014) [-]
*final*
Because I'm extended and ascended,
And I am here to find my intended.
So, Ladies? (Yes!) Ladies? (Yes!)
If you would like to visit the Cyclades,
Then rotate! Present!
Even Caucasians have to augment:
That woman has posterior!
#5 - *cont.* Because you are not an average woman! I have s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on I'll narrate whatever the... 0
#6 - sparkshock (07/09/2014) [-]
*cont*
I am not talking about gentlemen's periodicals,
Because polymers were made for toys.
I enjoy women of quality: spheroid and succulent.
So find that salient protrusion,
Ducreux says in conclusion:
Pleading for a little extrusion.
So I am gazing at music videos,
Trim harlots prance like zeroes.
You can have those biddies;
I like women big like Fiddy.
A word to the larger ladies: let's make like the 1780's.
I want to make babies.
But I have to be straight when I say I want to copulate
Until the approach of dawn.
This lady has me drawn.
Some fops will not enjoy this song,
Because they like to get some and flee from,
While I would rather remain and gain.
#7 - sparkshock (07/09/2014) [-]
*final*
Because I'm extended and ascended,
And I am here to find my intended.
So, Ladies? (Yes!) Ladies? (Yes!)
If you would like to visit the Cyclades,
Then rotate! Present!
Even Caucasians have to augment:
That woman has posterior!
#4 - I enjoy large posteriors and cannot prevaricate; You, my e…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on I'll narrate whatever the... +1
#5 - sparkshock (07/09/2014) [-]
*cont.*
Because you are not an average woman!
I have seen them dancing;
I will forego the romancing.
She perspires, makes her skin moist,
As if she were a sporty vehicle.
I have grown weary of periodicals
That mention that small posteriors are preferable.
When asking the average African-American male,
He will answer that he prefers a larger posterior.
Gentlemen? (Yes!) Gentlemen? (Yes!)
Does your spouse have a large posterior? (Quite so!)
Well then cause it to gyrate, gyrate, gyrate, gyrate!
That woman has posterior!
I enjoy them rotund and large;
And when I am performing,
I cannot contain my excitement.
I act as though I was a species other than human,
And thus I have developed the following dilemma:
I would like to bring you back to my residence
And grunt repeatedly!
#6 - sparkshock (07/09/2014) [-]
*cont*
I am not talking about gentlemen's periodicals,
Because polymers were made for toys.
I enjoy women of quality: spheroid and succulent.
So find that salient protrusion,
Ducreux says in conclusion:
Pleading for a little extrusion.
So I am gazing at music videos,
Trim harlots prance like zeroes.
You can have those biddies;
I like women big like Fiddy.
A word to the larger ladies: let's make like the 1780's.
I want to make babies.
But I have to be straight when I say I want to copulate
Until the approach of dawn.
This lady has me drawn.
Some fops will not enjoy this song,
Because they like to get some and flee from,
While I would rather remain and gain.
#7 - sparkshock (07/09/2014) [-]
*final*
Because I'm extended and ascended,
And I am here to find my intended.
So, Ladies? (Yes!) Ladies? (Yes!)
If you would like to visit the Cyclades,
Then rotate! Present!
Even Caucasians have to augment:
That woman has posterior!
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