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#84 - I've heard all kinds of statistics about this, and I don't thi… 03/04/2015 on All the homo -3
#323 - I don't know what the condition to have two different colours …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on unique eyes +1
#22 - Have you heard his not-based-upon-anything songs? Quiet Viking… 03/02/2015 on bewbs 0
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#23 - Worst case scenario is that it won't go away, and that it won'…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Anon Drops The Ball +2
User avatar #51 - rhiaanor (03/02/2015) [-]
If it doesn't kill him, his dick will be ribbed for HER pleasure!
#22 - The sooner you have it looked at by someone that knows his/her…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Anon Drops The Ball +3
#23 - spamzor (03/02/2015) [-]
Worst case scenario is that it won't go away, and that it won't kill you. By then you'll be too much of a bitch about everything to end your life yourself Which you shouldn't in any event. and now you're stuck for another 40 years with a malfunctioning penis and no idea how to talk about it to anyone.
User avatar #51 - rhiaanor (03/02/2015) [-]
If it doesn't kill him, his dick will be ribbed for HER pleasure!
#30 - I vaguely recall an Eastern European myth about a "Baba Y…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Or Dave for short +2
#33 - emperorwatergate (03/02/2015) [-]
The first clear reference to Baba Yaga (Iaga baba) occurs in 1755; Mikhail V. Lomonosov's Rossiiskaia grammatika ('Russian grammar'). In Lomonosov's grammar, Baba Yaga is mentioned twice among other figures largely from Slavic tradition. The second of the two mentions occurs within a list of Slavic gods and beings next to their presumed equivalence in Roman mythology (the Slavic god Perun, for example, appears equated with the Roman god Jupiter). Baba Yaga, however, appears in a third section without an equivalence, attesting to perception of her uniqueness even in this first known attestation.

In the narratives in which Baba Yaga appears, she displays a variety of typical attributes: a turning, chicken-legged hut; and a mortar, pestle, and/or mop or broom. Baba Yaga frequently bears the epithet "bony leg" (Baba Iaga kostianaia noga), and when inside of her dwelling, she may be found stretched out over the stove, reaching from one corner of the hut to another. Baba Yaga may sense and mention the "Russian scent" (russkim dukhom) of those that visit her. Her nose may stick into the ceiling. Particular emphasis may be placed by some narrators on the repulsiveness of her nose or other body parts.

In some tales a trio of Baba Yagas appear as sisters, all sharing the same name. For example, in a version of "The Maiden Tsar" collected in the 19th century by Alexander Afanasyev, Ivan, a handsome merchant’s son, makes his way to the home of one of three Baba Yagas:

He journeyed onwards, straight ahead and finally came to a little hut; it stood in the open field, turning on chicken legs. He entered and found Baba Yaga the Bony-legged. "Fie, fie," she said, "the Russian smell was never heard of nor caught sight of here, but it has come by itself. Are you here of your own free will or by compulsion, my good youth?" "Largely of my own free will, and twice as much by compulsion! Do you know, Baba Yaga, where lies the thrice tenth kingdom?" "No, I do not," she said, and told him to go to her second sister; she might know.
Ivan walks for some time before encountering a small hut identical to the first. This Baba Yaga makes the same comments and asks the same question as the first, and Ivan asks the same question. This second Baba Yaga does not know either and directs him to the third, but says that if she gets angry with him "and wants to devour you, take three horns from her and ask her permission to blow them; blow the first one softly, the second one louder, and third still louder." Ivan thanks her and continues on his journey.

After walking for some time, Ivan eventually finds the chicken-legged hut of the youngest of the three sisters turning in an open field. This third and youngest of the Baba Yagas makes the same comment about "the Russian smell" before running to whet her teeth and consume Ivan. Ivan begs her to give him three horns and she does so. The first he blows softly, the second louder, and the third louder yet. This causes birds of all sorts to arrive and swarm the hut. One of the birds is the firebird, which tells him to hop on its back or Baba Yaga will eat him. He does so and the Baba Yaga rushes him and grabs the firebird by its tail. The firebird leaves with Ivan, leaving Baba Yaga behind with a fist full of firebird feathers.
#156 - For me, it's because usually I can tell what a sticky is about… 03/02/2015 on Why did my stickies die 0
#116 - Or have a link? 03/02/2015 on This kids a faggot 0
#115 - Oooh man that was funny. Also, anyone know the name o…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on This kids a faggot 0
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#116 - spamzor (03/02/2015) [-]
Or have a link?

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User avatar #11 - kibbleking ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
lel your'e a jew.
User avatar #6 - syrianassassin (08/05/2014) [-]
#7 to #6 - spamzor (08/05/2014) [-]
#8 to #7 - syrianassassin (08/05/2014) [-]
holy hannukah.   
im just bored and wanted to talk
holy hannukah.

im just bored and wanted to talk
#10 to #8 - spamzor (11/13/2014) [-]
So wassup?
#9 to #8 - spamzor (08/05/2014) [-]
Bad timing man, nothing more
#1 - leobreacker (04/09/2013) [-]
Sorry for scaring you ;D

The first time I clicked the link, (last week)
I fell of my chair, i had earphones in full volume and I was home alone.
******* knee started bleeding! Enjoy the link, ;D
#3 to #1 - spamzor (04/09/2013) [-]
I won't spread such evil on the world :p I'm way too lucky for that. You see, I was not wearing my headset.
User avatar #4 to #3 - leobreacker (04/09/2013) [-]
Why not!?
Evil is needed in this world to survive.
#5 to #4 - spamzor (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeaaaah, but people are modifying their enviroment so strongly that evil will soon only enter it on excemptional occasions, so we might as well already learn to live without it
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