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#3 - Well uh, thats certainly an opinion you can have there. keep, … 09/01/2014 on We All Know This is True 0
#6 - everyeaglesconcertever.jpg its because theyre … 08/30/2014 on A dedicated fan at the... -1
#30 - >19 tweets and no followers >shows no other tweets … 08/30/2014 on Professional victim =... 0
#13 - I know what the flower is. And Gaylord is old french for livel…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on Brilliant! 0
User avatar #14 - TheMather (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm just saying, the source of heroin is a worse burn than something as childish as "poopy".
#6 - ITS ******* POOPY OKAY? YOUR NAME MIGHT AS WELL B…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Brilliant! 0
User avatar #11 - TheMather (08/26/2014) [-]
You know poppy is a type of flower, right? Specifically the type you extract heroin from.
#13 - spambassador (08/26/2014) [-]
I know what the flower is. And Gaylord is old french for lively and high-spirited, but theres some shit you dont name your kids
User avatar #14 - TheMather (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm just saying, the source of heroin is a worse burn than something as childish as "poopy".
#10 - Hitcher (08/26/2014) [-]
*primary school flashbacks*
#7 - sciencexplain (08/26/2014) [-]
Sound a bit mad... Your attitude is awfully... poopy.
#4 - i literally had to hit myself several times to not make the jo…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Brilliant! -1
User avatar #5 - sciencexplain (08/26/2014) [-]
Cmon, fagit. Tell us the joke.
#6 - spambassador (08/26/2014) [-]
ITS FUCKING POOPY OKAY? YOUR NAME MIGHT AS WELL BE POOPY. COME ON, WHAT STUPID PARENTS SEE THAT NAME AND THINK 'MY CHILD WILL NEVER BE MOCKED FOR THIS! THIS SHIT IS THE BEST! OH I KNOW, IF WE HAVE ANOTHER KID LETS NAME HIM GAYLORD"
User avatar #11 - TheMather (08/26/2014) [-]
You know poppy is a type of flower, right? Specifically the type you extract heroin from.
#13 - spambassador (08/26/2014) [-]
I know what the flower is. And Gaylord is old french for lively and high-spirited, but theres some shit you dont name your kids
User avatar #14 - TheMather (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm just saying, the source of heroin is a worse burn than something as childish as "poopy".
#10 - Hitcher (08/26/2014) [-]
*primary school flashbacks*
#7 - sciencexplain (08/26/2014) [-]
Sound a bit mad... Your attitude is awfully... poopy.
#10 - "MUH INNERNETS, FILTHY CASULS HAVE RUINED MY PRECIOUS INN…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2014 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #11 - gciochina (08/21/2014) [-]
>What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I
>graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids
>with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online
>trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just
>another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has
>never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can
>get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat
>over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the
>storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your
>computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into
>your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only
>am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every
>piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
>miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could
>have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring
>down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t,
>you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all
>over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #19 - norkas (08/21/2014) [-]
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armoury of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
User avatar #23 - Darianvincent (08/21/2014) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now lad.
#29 - my favorite part is the "TUUH" like Goofy being gett… 08/11/2014 on Autism Vs. Onion +2
#24 - have they made an entire anime out of miku miku dance?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Parent of the year award 0
#25 - KevinPutt (08/09/2014) [-]
Not MMD, but a similar program. The first volume is awesome. but the voice acting could be better. The second volume so far has some bad animation in it, but it's a ton of fun to watch anyways. Do recommend.
it's by the makers of Red Vs. Blue
User avatar #30 - lexxy (08/09/2014) [-]
Have you watched the latest episode?
#1 - what the **** did the one in the middle with the …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on photo brew #91 +10
User avatar #3 - smurtehmurph (08/06/2014) [-]
He missed an image that is a power board where each individual piece rotates
#65 - florida is the herpes infected dick of america. do not go ther…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on not all of florida like that +2
User avatar #82 - huntergriff (08/05/2014) [-]
Disneyworld's pretty good tho.
#1 - and so the cosmic titty is once again moistened, and another i… 08/04/2014 on Smooth smooth +2
#3 - this employee is an hero for stickin' it through, would have g…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on Lady Freaks Out In Bookstore 0
#4 - theruse (08/04/2014) [-]
I would've shit myself laughing.
#1 - that kyle 2 cool strikes a little to close to home man, Im tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on The autist league +77
#41 - kitchentowel (08/03/2014) [-]
#8 - I almost thought it was a vinegaroon for a second there. I hav… 08/03/2014 on ArachNOPEphobia 0
#4 - due to a series of stat boosts, baton passes, and no-life abil… 08/03/2014 on Magikarp So impa 0
#34 - if I could weigh in for just a moment on what ive seen so far … 07/30/2014 on problem solved 0
#68 - its kind of been a reoccuring theme in anime lately, even so f… 07/16/2014 on Sisters are both blessings... 0
#34 - Ah man, Piss went up against female amusement-system first bra… 07/14/2014 on What's your favorite swear... 0
#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on 3x3, show me what you've got 0
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#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2014 on 3x3, show me what you've got 0
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#2 - As much as this sucks to here, this sounds literally like … 07/04/2014 on Dead Grips 0
#117 - are you kidding? that is nowhere NEAR a fair comparison,and yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Get your shit together... 0
#118 - zahuizima (07/04/2014) [-]
#25 - okay....ill believe you...FOR NOW....but if I find you youre t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on the only superpower I need 0
User avatar #26 - valeandor (06/24/2014) [-]
jesus fucking christ,man first of all,you aint gonna do shit about it,and second,Ive had my fair share of moshpits and walls of death when I was younger,I dont have enough energy or enthusiasm for it now and well,I hate the guys who ruin it for everyone as well,so chill the fuck down
#277 - temks mrr skeltal  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on thank mr skeltal 0
#284 - skeltal (06/23/2014) [-]
ay man don't sweat it broseph
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User avatar #1 - kaede (01/14/2013) [-]
Many condolences friend, it must've been hard.
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