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Date Signed Up:3/02/2012
Last Login:4/19/2015
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Comment Ranking:#4319
Highest Comment Rank:#4318
Comment Thumbs: 1586 total,  1907 ,  321
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:434
FJ Points:1310

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#25 - wow you have a whole computer attached to your bong? i feel li…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on bongs +4
User avatar #28 - kladkake (02/18/2015) [-]
he need's to get them dank meme's into the bong somehow man
#42 - first 30 seconds into the video I heard "I saw an episode… 02/17/2015 on Furry Cringe Comp. 0
#397 - garry's mod; and assumedly the characters outside the room hav… 02/17/2015 on 12 year old unleashes the... +5
#137 - they have tweetlonger and kinda 'offshore' sites for fags who … 02/16/2015 on Talk shit get hit 0
#1 - >letting your phone get to 3% absolutely disgusting  [+] (10 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Random Internet #36 +86
User avatar #40 - advice (02/09/2015) [-]
My phone goes from 10 to 1% in 3 minutes, stays at 1% for an hour.
#21 - sohisohi (02/09/2015) [-]
Right on
User avatar #4 - jdeezifer (02/09/2015) [-]
i hear its better for the battery to let it die once in a while
User avatar #25 - haroldsaxon (02/09/2015) [-]
You heard wrong
User avatar #47 - killerliquid (02/10/2015) [-]
#8 - pinknameaccount (02/09/2015) [-]
That advice is only true for nickel based batteries. I don't think I've seen one in almost a decade now.
#2 - autoxx (02/09/2015) [-]
I have a THL 5000, it has a 5000mAh battery. 3% is good for about 8 hours.
#42 - anonymous (02/09/2015) [-]
Well yeah, but the only person you text is your mom to put more hot pockets in the microwave
#44 - autoxx (02/09/2015) [-]
Well, hot pockets are delicious. Actually they give me gut rot, I eat a lot of steak instead.

Downloading torrents can burn up to 10% an hour, games are generally ~5%/hour
User avatar #33 - mondprinzessin (02/09/2015) [-]
Kool
#11 - this site is a sham in comparison to what turntables used to b… 02/09/2015 on Official FJ Party Room 0
#18 - because no one wants to pay you back for gas.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Anti-Theft 0
User avatar #19 - srhkid (02/05/2015) [-]
*diesel. I get 20+ mpg. On an normal day.
#157 - welcome to depression man. Its Mr. Bones Wild Ride except some… 02/02/2015 on self assessment- worst enemy +1
#332213 - delicous reposts and black tweets 02/02/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#331840 - pizza and titties 02/02/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#331316 - sexual voice, audio a wee quiet tho! 02/02/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#59 - thats lazy, but no real commitment. an easily unveiled sham. w… 02/01/2015 on Laziness +1
#47 - I love how in the top left corner on ABS you can see the comme… 01/27/2015 on Old Websites Comp #1 0
#30 - "ruins the view" you live by the powerlines, its not…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Upset Parents 0
#32 - desacabose (01/17/2015) [-]
#14 - i dont think i so much explained the joke as i just explained … 01/07/2015 on (untitled) 0
#5 - it all seemed workable enough, until it got to the plug. you p…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2015 on (untitled) +17
#8 - hemming (01/07/2015) [-]
Good job man
#14 - spambassador (01/07/2015) [-]
i dont think i so much explained the joke as i just explained why he shocked the shit out of himself. :/
#6 - pjers (01/07/2015) [-]
dude he made a stun baton, no magnets, just AC electrical goodness
#21 - dis fegget cum op here talkin' mad **** bout how tchaik…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on Classical Music +1
User avatar #25 - Hreidmar (12/30/2014) [-]
Nigga, Tchaikovsky and Dvorak both have their merits, but you come here trying to come up with a counter-example to him and it ain't Der Mahler? Educate yourself.
#3 - go ahead and alert the proper authorities, file a complaint wi… 12/24/2014 on no brock no +6
#1 - ha HAAAAA oh BOY how FUNNY its a BREAKING BAD joke, while SIMU…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on no brock no +36
#10 - beastkenten (12/24/2014) [-]
#2 - theqotsakiller (12/24/2014) [-]
#3 - spambassador (12/24/2014) [-]
go ahead and alert the proper authorities, file a complaint with PR. ain't none of 'em gon make this un-suck yo.
#122 - alright. I didnt know this. woo hoo learning 12/24/2014 on Cringe 0
#109 - "arguably on par with the mona lisa" maybe I'm not f…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Cringe -1
#120 - atomicjojo (12/24/2014) [-]
It is a VERY GOOD one, that no longer is produced. they went through years and years of development, and it symbolizes the axis's power int he 30s/40s
#122 - spambassador (12/24/2014) [-]
alright. I didnt know this. woo hoo learning
User avatar #110 - golnax (12/22/2014) [-]
Arguably in some circles I mean. For example, gun enthusiasts or WW2 would hold this in high regards for different reasons, and to them it would be as historically relevant as the Mona Lisa, not as a piece of art but as a piece of history.

Yeah it's a gun, yeah there were a lot of them, but not anymore. An authentic original rifle from WW2 is probably going to be an extremely rare thing these days, so I don't think I was exaggerating given the rarity and weight this weapon holds historically.
User avatar #111 - golnax (12/22/2014) [-]
*WW2 experts
#7 - i was kind hoping to see her titties shoot fire if she didnt q… 12/20/2014 on Real Girl Gamer +1
#5 - how do coins float on a vat of liquid **** ? and wouldnt…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on FJ of the Day ! +1
#7 - applescryatnight (12/17/2014) [-]
its because ducks dont have a sense of smell
trust i am biology
#6 - I wanna ******* puke oh god this is atrocious 12/15/2014 on how to perfectly open a... 0
#5 - taking japanese, this is close to 1/3 of my classmates i… 12/15/2014 on facebook weaboo +2

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User avatar #1 - kaede (01/14/2013) [-]
Many condolences friend, it must've been hard.
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