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#1670 - I wasn't telling you what I think. I was correcting the premis… 07/17/2011 on Our Rights 0
#1669 - That's exactly what the sign says. I disagree, but that's what… 07/17/2011 on Our Rights 0
#28 - The point of the sign isn't to say that if you don't like some…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/14/2011 on Our Rights +1
User avatar #32 - iwantedyourname (07/14/2011) [-]
don't like pedophilia? don't do it
don't like rape? don't do it
don't like slavery? don't do it
don't like murder? don't do it
#1669 - spacelubber (07/17/2011) [-]
That's exactly what the sign says. I disagree, but that's what the sign means.
User avatar #40 - rarecandytrick (07/14/2011) [-]
Exactly why the original sign is retarded and pointless. Thank you for the example, instead of ranting I will now just counter the original sign with your hilarious (and honestly equally relevant) sign.
#39 - noodlezz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30 - rarecandytrick (07/14/2011) [-]
There is a reason we have votes for things like this. You can't just sit there and say "You can't make me stop doing this, it's my right!" Because it affects everyone around you.

Are you telling me that if it was someones Human right to urinate on you every day simply because there was an open freedom in releasing bodily fluids, you wouldn't fight to stop getting dumped on?

Someone else drinking and then driving will always affect you, someone's second-hand smoke hurting your child is your business.

We can't just say "Do what you want and let other people do what they want" as this sign says. Because when other people do what they want, it will most likely effect what you want to do. It's not just a difference of opinions or choices, it is something that effects everyone so we need to choose as a whole one way or the other, not let everyone do what they want, because then the person who gets to smoke still won against the person who doesn't like smoke when the smoker blows smoke in the non-smokers face.
#1670 - spacelubber (07/17/2011) [-]
I wasn't telling you what I think. I was correcting the premise you proposed the sign established. So far, my personal opinion has not been mentioned whatsoever.
User avatar #45 - likeajesterbitch (07/14/2011) [-]
listen, friend. if you want to rant, you rant. but that isn't the mentallity that this post covers for. If you were a smoker, you wouldn't want to be bothered. I you were a pregnant 15 year old who wants do go to college and do something with your life, you wouldn't want to be bothered about abortion
they're all our choices, and WE, as in OURSELVES, respond to the consequences. not some other asshole who thinks differently. so if I respond to the consequences of life, why the fuck would I want to listen to you.

just saying
User avatar #50 - rarecandytrick (07/14/2011) [-]
But OUR choices effect EVERYONE around us. Simply "not wanting to be bothered" will get no one anywhere; everyone would simply split off in their own way, do their own thing, suffer their own consequences, and refuse to work together.

"No man is an island."

We must work together in order to live together, and in order to live together, we have to get along (as much as we as selfish humans can). And that means we can't shut everyone out simply because we "don't want to be bothered". Society would come to a screeching halt if that were the case.
User avatar #54 - likeajesterbitch (07/14/2011) [-]
dude... look at society nowadays. seriously. you are defining the society in which we live today. We have our rights, and we have free will. and also: I can smoke cigarettes and live in our society. I can wield a gun, in the street, and live with society(thousands of people do) I can be a 15 year old that had an abortion this morning and still live in society

and yes, there are some side-consequences, in which second-hand smoking kills people, or some nut buys guns and shoots up a school
but there always will be, see? there will always be an exception to the rules. what I'm talking about is the rights that we have, as human beings. and trust me, you have to be in peoples' place to analize why they made such choice. you can't just judge people and their life choices out of the box, bro
User avatar #60 - rarecandytrick (07/14/2011) [-]
And look at how society has gone downhill. Do you really wanna brag about how you can have a smoke and an abortion in the same afternoon? Do you really think we're on the right track? The only reason we haven't fallen into complete chaos is because we are hanging onto the thin shred of government we have right now.

But that will soon change. Soon everyone will think like you and carry a gun and get an abortion and smoke and drink all they want.

And then when the chips are down you will cry back to the government to save you.

But it will be too late already; you will have your freedom, but you have no protection.

The other guy that carries the gun around after smoking and drinking and aborting might just be a little pissed off that day and take it out on you. And the government won't be around to stop him when he shoots you in the face.
User avatar #66 - likeajesterbitch (07/14/2011) [-]
and that... is why I'm brown belt in krav maga
User avatar #339 - rarecandytrick (07/14/2011) [-]
So now it's YOU who is allowed to go around with your "brown belt in krav maga" and do what YOU want, simply because you have the force and training to do so?

Good to know that's what this is all about; you are the strongest, so you are automatically right.
User avatar #1674 - likeajesterbitch (09/13/2011) [-]
not really, man.
if one day we met and became friends, for example, and some fuck tried to assault you with a gun, I would take his gun and turn him into an M&M. you would thank me, someone else would be unknownly thankful torwards me, and perhaps then we would smoke a bowl together after that crazy shit that went down.
User avatar #1675 - likeajesterbitch (09/13/2011) [-]
and THAT'S when my post comes in
#340 - right, but its the opposite of the meme and funnyjunk has acce… 07/08/2011 on Parallel Universe 0
#218 - i dont, but obviously you care enough to leave a comment 07/08/2011 on Parallel Universe -2
#208 - and i didnt kill my daughter?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2011 on Parallel Universe +21
User avatar #255 - butsecks (07/08/2011) [-]
but that means you where found guilty.
#340 - spacelubber (07/08/2011) [-]
right, but its the opposite of the meme and funnyjunk has accepted her as guilty despite the jury's decision
#219 - anonymous (07/08/2011) [-]
Well hi diddly ho there. I will be seeing you soon.
User avatar #216 - trollxmaster (07/08/2011) [-]
OH MY GOD, WHO THE HELL CARES!!!!
#218 - spacelubber (07/08/2011) [-]
i dont, but obviously you care enough to leave a comment
#1 - the american collage of physicians? who went and pasted all of…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2011 on HEMP CURES CANCER 0
User avatar #2 - riveraeon (07/08/2011) [-]
not sure, i saw it and thought itd be worth throwin in. the former cancer patients testimonies are really are ya need
#56 - **spacelubber rolls 8** 07/07/2011 on Weed Wacking 0
#61 - i hit the repost thing wrong and ended up falling off the segw… 07/03/2011 on fixed) Funnyjunk video game oc 0
#23 - yeah im alt tabbing back and forth... damn dps queues are so l… 06/30/2011 on WoW +1
#835 - You stated "I'm glad as twat that I'm atheist and not onl… 06/27/2011 on Practice what you preach 0
#517 - Contradictions are not grammatical errors. They are not profes…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2011 on Practice what you preach -1
User avatar #521 - pasiusquotum (06/27/2011) [-]
Point out the grammatical errors in my post.
#835 - spacelubber (06/27/2011) [-]
You stated "I'm glad as twat that I'm atheist and not only ignorant, but hypocritical."

If you meant to call yourself ignorant and hypocritical, then I apologize the error I thought I saw is non-existent, but you still just called yourself ignorant and hypocritical.

When representing a group of people, it's generally a bad idea to admit that.

Oh, and so you know I did not thumb you down, someone else did.
#4 - or it could just show that todays technology opens up new ways… 06/27/2011 on I Got A Feeling Cellphone... 0
#101 - haha im free, theres no final boss in league of legends >:D 06/27/2011 on The Game Ended part 2 0
#258 - I'm perfectly capable of using correct punctuation and capital…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2011 on Practice what you preach 0
#276 - pasiusquotum (06/27/2011) [-]
*I'm
*Don't

Contractions were slang words used to mix two words together based off of every day speech. If you have ever made a college paper you would be aware that using contractions would give you a grade deduction; they are grammatical errors.

You are implying that I can not also relax and have a common conversation without perfect grammar? I do not need to have perfect grammar a hundred perfect of the time, nor do I need to have perfect spelling. You came to me with your ruler first; do not back down and say I initiated this pathetic grammar war.
#517 - spacelubber (06/27/2011) [-]
Contradictions are not grammatical errors. They are not professional however, and they are therefore not used in any official writings (such as college papers).

The difference between our grammatical errors is that your errors completely changed what your original message was (or I hope they did at least). Mine only saved me the minuscule effort required to press another key.
User avatar #521 - pasiusquotum (06/27/2011) [-]
Point out the grammatical errors in my post.
#835 - spacelubber (06/27/2011) [-]
You stated "I'm glad as twat that I'm atheist and not only ignorant, but hypocritical."

If you meant to call yourself ignorant and hypocritical, then I apologize the error I thought I saw is non-existent, but you still just called yourself ignorant and hypocritical.

When representing a group of people, it's generally a bad idea to admit that.

Oh, and so you know I did not thumb you down, someone else did.
#230 - theres a difference between debating and arguing. while debati… 06/27/2011 on Practice what you preach 0
#212 - dumbass, you just called yourself ignorant and hypocritical …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/27/2011 on Practice what you preach -1
User avatar #239 - pasiusquotum (06/27/2011) [-]
...Mm. Please do not attempt to correct me on my post when you have so many errors in yours. Lol. Talk about hypocritical.

And I'm atheist pimpin'. Try again. I was mocking most Christians for their hypocracy.
#258 - spacelubber (06/27/2011) [-]
I'm perfectly capable of using correct punctuation and capitalization; however, I don't like to when I'm talking to someone who obviously cannot.
#276 - pasiusquotum (06/27/2011) [-]
*I'm
*Don't

Contractions were slang words used to mix two words together based off of every day speech. If you have ever made a college paper you would be aware that using contractions would give you a grade deduction; they are grammatical errors.

You are implying that I can not also relax and have a common conversation without perfect grammar? I do not need to have perfect grammar a hundred perfect of the time, nor do I need to have perfect spelling. You came to me with your ruler first; do not back down and say I initiated this pathetic grammar war.
#517 - spacelubber (06/27/2011) [-]
Contradictions are not grammatical errors. They are not professional however, and they are therefore not used in any official writings (such as college papers).

The difference between our grammatical errors is that your errors completely changed what your original message was (or I hope they did at least). Mine only saved me the minuscule effort required to press another key.
User avatar #521 - pasiusquotum (06/27/2011) [-]
Point out the grammatical errors in my post.
#835 - spacelubber (06/27/2011) [-]
You stated "I'm glad as twat that I'm atheist and not only ignorant, but hypocritical."

If you meant to call yourself ignorant and hypocritical, then I apologize the error I thought I saw is non-existent, but you still just called yourself ignorant and hypocritical.

When representing a group of people, it's generally a bad idea to admit that.

Oh, and so you know I did not thumb you down, someone else did.
#377 - i thumb ed because you signed as handicapped **** … 06/27/2011 on You're all I've got +5
#27 - a black and a mexican jump off a cliff, racing to the bottom. … 06/25/2011 on offensive jokes 2 +5
#44 - Picture 06/21/2011 on Illusions Comp 2 +2
#29 - second to last one - i get it! shes not in the kitchen!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2011 on Illusions Comp 2 0
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#44 - spacelubber (06/21/2011) [-]
#164 - but my overall statement remains true, as the all is excepting… 06/19/2011 on Don't tell me 0
#159 - yes to all but im still 14...  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2011 on Don't tell me 0
User avatar #162 - mormonpornstar (06/19/2011) [-]
That wouldn't be yes to all then...
User avatar #165 - Worx (06/19/2011) [-]
"but"
User avatar #172 - mormonpornstar (06/19/2011) [-]
"But" changes nothing. He or she said yes to all, all including being aged 15-25. Should've said, "Yes to all but one. I'm still 14." Something along those lines. In that case but changed things. One word can make all the difference.
#164 - spacelubber (06/19/2011) [-]
but my overall statement remains true, as the all is excepting one condition
#2864 - **spacelubber rolls 6,344** come on :D 06/18/2011 on Demotivational 15 0
#93 - thank you! 06/11/2011 on Up Side Down 0
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