does that count?

wait how did you go from "w-wha....?" to "Oh, yes. She's my daughter"

I have to fill in the conversation with legitimate conversation stuff and then shape the things you guys are rolling with to fit the convo a bit, so it doesn't seem off and so that she isn't waiting several minutes for a reply.

**Sethorein rolls 95** lame :\ How are we supposed to keep our train of thought goin T_T

anyway the real line is - Aw come on I'm being serious here :\

**terrorman rolls 91** I'm a faggot

**Zeltip rolls 90** Have you ever farted so hard your face flipped over into a con-- let's do it now.

**drakstranger rolls 10** I am too silly at this game...

**drakstranger rolls 91** Some females are quite easy to get with. Proof lays on Funnyjunk's front page.

**fitchy rolls 02** ...ya know, when i see you... i see us in the future... i see us together in a nice house, with the kids touching eachother in the livingroom. I see us making love on a bed of your ex-boyfriends used condoms, you telling me how much bigger his dick is... i want to share that with you...and only you

**duudegladiator rolls 14** Hey Sarah, I wanted to tell you that i love you. Everything that i do i try to impress you with. Will you go to the movies with me?

**ktino rolls 58** im in love with my bestfriend i want to fuck him but i cant tell him do you think you could for me. i really want his cock

**bakonforall rolls 45** so I was balls deep in this 9 year old when my clown nose falls off and i hear from the closet somebody whispering "Get it... pick it up... get it..."

**notoriousD rolls 48** Hey I just wanted to say, I love you. You are the most beautiful woman in the world. Please be with me.

**ktino rolls 40** im in love with my bestfriend i want to fuck him but i cant tell him do you think you could for me. i really want his cock

**jjohnsonncc rolls 82**
hey there beautiful

**superswagsurfer rolls 69** The sight of you makes me want to fling my baby batter...all over the place

**pancakeswag rolls 35** want to help me stick pineapples up my ass? ;)

i forgot to mention shes my friend from fj so i never met her

**isntthatjunkfunny rolls 08**

**anonanomaly rolls 82** Salutations, my dear beautiful damsel. May I ask how you are doing this fine evening?

**cocktoastin rolls 04** Hey beautiful (:

**purealterego rolls 97** hey wanna do something this or next weekend?

Oh.....

THANK YOU!

God I really love this .gif

well of course it's not his dad. how the fuck would he friend him on facebook if he doesn't know who he is?

What does the money do with these hungry retards?

go back and read what you actually wrote

which is why i have no job xD