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|#4 - Him: hello is there any spoopy ghosts in heer? Ghost: Esse… [+] (6 new replies)||03/15/2014 on Legit as fuck||+65|
#6 - logiblack (03/15/2014) [-]
Out of duty as a grammar Nazi I have to correct you:
The ghost would've said: "Iss Scheiße" and shoud've said "Friss Scheiße"
German lesson inbound:
What you used was the infinitve - "esse" like "Ich esse scheiße" (I eat shit).
What you wanted to say was "Ess Scheiße" (~Eat shit).
But that would've been a common mistake since "ess" is not the correct imperative of "essen" but "iss" is.
Eat shit would then translate to "Iss Scheiße".
And even that probably wouldn't be used since we would use the more primal form "fressen". That's what an animal is doing.
Animals can't eat sophisticated like a human so they got their own word for "to eat" (namely "fressen"). That is kinda insulting if you use it for a human - and that is what we want to do if we ask him politely to eat shit. Means you were about to say "Fresse Scheiße". But again, this would've been the infinitive -> we use the imperative.
Then it would've been "Fress Scheiße". But just like with "Essen", "Fress" is non-existent and just wrongly declined. Correct would be "Friss Scheiße".
Essen = the noun of food for human beings
essen = the verb for eating food in a sophisticated, human way
ess = an often misdeclined imperative of "essen"
iss = the correct imperative of "essen"
Fressen = the noun of food for animals
fressen = the verb for eating food in a primal, animalistic way.
fress = an often misconstructed imperative of "fressen"
friss = the correct imperative of "essen"
If you use "fressen" to describe a human it is insulting! You're implying, that the person isn't savoring his food, that he's just gobbling and gulping down his food!
That he is behaving like a pig!
#8 - 2scared2login (03/15/2014) [-]
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|#210 - goddammit man, theres too much ********* in these…||03/14/2014 on not rednecks||0|
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|#202 - Clearly you didnt read my comment, i didnt say anything about … [+] (2 new replies)||03/13/2014 on not rednecks||0|
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#111 - icespine (03/13/2014) [-]
i live in canada, and my former neighbours had a grandson who was like that to a T: he tried way too hard to look like a country person/redneck and tried way too hard to look gresy and dirty all the time. i hope this disgusting redneck fadd dies off because it looks retarded.
they also had a truck with a confederate flag; another sign to show how much of a wanna-be redneck he is
#58 - Senior Bob (03/13/2014) [-]
annoying eh? my high school isnt as bad, but the high school in the next town is absolute scum. its like a hybrid mix of douche bag athletes and this new redneck clique. everything is "looks like carolina feels like california" trucks, camo, dip and fishing. even country music is awful now. its auto tuned and everything is about sex and trucks. basically rap but with a southern accent.