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#396 - Actually, with a communist government, they have a better chan…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/04/2011 on America is fucked 0
User avatar #397 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
A valid point, I think you have managed to sway my opinion, I must say that is a hell of an achievement
#398 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Well, I quite thank you good sir. I must compliment you on your rather clever name, however, a quite larger achievement.
#399 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
I think I'm saving that picture

It's just too awesome

And thanks for the compliment
User avatar #400 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Hah, your a Deadspace fan too?
User avatar #401 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
yes.


Fucking YES
User avatar #402 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Well that fucking sells it, I'm sending you a friend request.
User avatar #403 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
Awesome.


Hey look at all the purple lines!
#58 - There is a difference between being a Good Guy Greg and a Soci… 08/04/2011 on Life of a nice guy +4
#92 - /b/itches be trippin'. 08/04/2011 on Twilight poon drinker -2
#753 - Even adventures in time? 08/04/2011 on Fuck Miguzi 0
#420 - You know what would've been more amazing? If he did it the first time. 08/04/2011 on Roll dad win 0
#702 - Is it bad that I'm near tears going "don't *******… 08/04/2011 on Fuck Miguzi +3
#58 - The one in the kitchen.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2011 on 99 Problems But Bit Tits... 0
#59 - jacodpwns (08/04/2011) [-]
he has one?
User avatar #60 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
I know any asshole cynical enough to just assume someone couldn't possibly have a girlfriend doesn't.
User avatar #61 - jacodpwns (08/05/2011) [-]
never have never will
#320 - Well, that is one way to think of it, but I don't consider mys… 08/04/2011 on Angela Gossow 0
#393 - Actually, historians differ in reasoning as to why Rome collap…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/04/2011 on America is fucked 0
#395 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
Well then, I did not know that. Either way, I still China will end up being the next Rome
User avatar #396 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Actually, with a communist government, they have a better chance of remaining intact after any crisis, while America is so far in debt that we are like an unstable chemical solution, and if any outside forces were to fuck with our government any further, we could easily be on our way down a big shit-storm. And as soon as that happens, the rest of the countries will pick us apart like vultures, and don't think any U.N. treaty will stop them in the end.
User avatar #397 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
A valid point, I think you have managed to sway my opinion, I must say that is a hell of an achievement
#398 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Well, I quite thank you good sir. I must compliment you on your rather clever name, however, a quite larger achievement.
#399 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
I think I'm saving that picture

It's just too awesome

And thanks for the compliment
User avatar #400 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Hah, your a Deadspace fan too?
User avatar #401 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
yes.


Fucking YES
User avatar #402 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Well that fucking sells it, I'm sending you a friend request.
User avatar #403 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
Awesome.


Hey look at all the purple lines!
#9 - Just use your girlfriend's  [+] (5 new replies) 08/03/2011 on 99 Problems But Bit Tits... +7
User avatar #18 - jacodpwns (08/03/2011) [-]
what girlfriend?
User avatar #58 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
The one in the kitchen.
#59 - jacodpwns (08/04/2011) [-]
he has one?
User avatar #60 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
I know any asshole cynical enough to just assume someone couldn't possibly have a girlfriend doesn't.
User avatar #61 - jacodpwns (08/05/2011) [-]
never have never will
#8 - Shut up anon. Everyone knows the school secretary doesn't care… 08/03/2011 on my awesome dad! +1
#5 - IS that casey anthony? 08/03/2011 on not who I expected to see! -3
#9 - we are all aware of that, llort. What is your point? 08/03/2011 on Womens rights 0
#17 - LILY is. Not Fawkes. They are entirely different people, from …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2011 on Fallout +2
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#48 - America: The new Rome.  [+] (12 new replies) 08/03/2011 on America is fucked -2
#54 - penusflytrap (08/03/2011) [-]
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Actually, Rome collapsed because it had to many people for it's army to conllort

I would say China would be the new Rome if there is one.
#393 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Actually, historians differ in reasoning as to why Rome collapsed, and still to this day don't have one defining reason. In truth they believe it is a mix of different bad events and government issues, including overpopulation, inflation, the golden horde and German tribes attacking, and the many civil wars that occurred between generals looking to be emperor towards the end of the roman empire.
#395 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
Well then, I did not know that. Either way, I still China will end up being the next Rome
User avatar #396 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Actually, with a communist government, they have a better chance of remaining intact after any crisis, while America is so far in debt that we are like an unstable chemical solution, and if any outside forces were to fuck with our government any further, we could easily be on our way down a big shit-storm. And as soon as that happens, the rest of the countries will pick us apart like vultures, and don't think any U.N. treaty will stop them in the end.
User avatar #397 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
A valid point, I think you have managed to sway my opinion, I must say that is a hell of an achievement
#398 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Well, I quite thank you good sir. I must compliment you on your rather clever name, however, a quite larger achievement.
#399 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
I think I'm saving that picture

It's just too awesome

And thanks for the compliment
User avatar #400 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Hah, your a Deadspace fan too?
User avatar #401 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
yes.


Fucking YES
User avatar #402 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Well that fucking sells it, I'm sending you a friend request.
User avatar #403 - penusflytrap (08/04/2011) [-]
Awesome.


Hey look at all the purple lines!
#62 - mrbah (08/03/2011) [-]
do you know what chinese soldiers earn? me neither but i'd guess its pretty low.
#25 - .....Do you think he got it?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2011 on scumbag steve +1
User avatar #37 - lolzgirl (08/03/2011) [-]
He didnt :3
#13 - Thank you good sir. I need to get up early anyway, why sleep at all? 08/03/2011 on You asked for moar. +1
#14 - This was told to be false by a developer of the game. Feel shame.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2011 on Fallout 0
#16 - donfalon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #17 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/03/2011) [-]
LILY is. Not Fawkes. They are entirely different people, from two different games. So what is your point?
#49 - donfalon has deleted their comment.
#48 - donfalon has deleted their comment.
#13 - Oh, Isaac, always ending up in the wrong places. 08/03/2011 on Fallout +19
#92 - He never asked for names, I don't know him personally, I won't…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2011 on Angela Gossow 0
#225 - lolscrub (08/03/2011) [-]
i would say that a game that is critically acclaimed as the best game in 2010 is quite famous
you have provided nothing, that should make us believe in you, absolutely nothing but this is what you wanted, to be quite frank, i don't think you got a girlfriend or even that you are a psychologist, i just think that you are a guy that wanted to piss people of by stating a lot of bs, and then comment on, that you don't NEED to make us believe in you.

User avatar #320 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/04/2011) [-]
Well, that is one way to think of it, but I don't consider myself that much of an asshole. Lets stop being cynical, agree to disagree, and respectfully end this conversation.
#19 - Goku fights the villainous Milka, an alien bent on traveling f…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2011 on breakfast cereal +2
User avatar #20 - wallacewells (08/03/2011) [-]
You forgot the pauses. FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON. BALL. Z!
#86 - ...That's another way to go about it. 08/03/2011 on Angela Gossow 0
#47 - Brofist received.. replying... Brofist sent. 08/03/2011 on It's a FAP! 0
#83 - Actually, you would be surprised. As long as you don't play th…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2011 on Angela Gossow 0
User avatar #84 - fjmod (08/03/2011) [-]
Meh. I just slam them with thumbs and ban them ^.^
User avatar #86 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/03/2011) [-]
...That's another way to go about it.
User avatar #85 - fjmod (08/03/2011) [-]
FFS. Th­umbs. I hate that highlight shiz
#38 - Why thank you, good sir. 08/03/2011 on It's a FAP! +2

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#33 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
eat a dick douche
#35 to #33 - anonymous (03/05/2013) [-]
sorry im retarded i take that back
User avatar #32 - cryotaneko (06/16/2012) [-]
Happy one year anniversary of starting FJ. Congrats, dude.
User avatar #23 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
I am quite fond of you find sir, you make valid arguments and seem like a decent human being :OOOOO
User avatar #24 to #25 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Why thank you. I would be glad to have you as a friend, and I sincerely apologize of any of the trash that you met that give football players a bad name.
User avatar #25 to #26 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Haha, I don't personally pick on football players, there is always a douchebag in EVERY place in life. Like hell, I know a player football player, my player ex who was a skater, I know a redneck who beat his 14yr old pregnant girlfriend, I know a teacher who beat his wife. There are assholes everywhere, they arent just all packed in a football team haha
User avatar #26 to #27 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Yeah, assholes know no bounds. the stereotype is always about the football players picking on the drama geeks, but honestly, I think nowadays football players have to deal with more **** about being gay than thesbians do during high school.
User avatar #27 to #28 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Like most football players are chillin with the cheerleaders who are ironically also band geeks who also associate with drama kids who associate with goths who associate with punks who associate with emos who associate with rappers (poetry=rap) and rappers associate with blacks and blacks associate with rednecks soooo in the end, there arent any real stereotypes anymore, just ignorant people
User avatar #28 to #29 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
I guess so, I always preferred the punk girls myself. Hell, I'm now a 30 year old psychologist and my significant other shaves her head.
#29 to #30 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
<---- my hair as of 2 months ago but now picture it neon purple bc thats the new colour I have and a little bit shorter lol But I had to give my ex the shirt back D:
User avatar #30 to #31 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/27/2011) [-]
Hah, just remember, no matter how old you get, never outgrow the things that you love.
User avatar #31 to #32 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Pretty much then, I will never outgrow talking, writing, cooking, playing my music (I play 13+ instruments) singing, belly dancing, and dance dance revolution lol
#4 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Gay love is beautiful and you are a dick for thinking otherwise.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Ooh, I'm a monster and a dick for thinking differently, that just screams "respect my opinions". Try reading my reply all the way through before posting ignorant ******** on my profile.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
I know it is your opinion, but it pisses me off when people think it is sick and wrong >_> There is nothing wrong with loving people.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and History suggest otherwise, Like I said in my reply though, just because it is unnatural, doesn't mean it isn't part of who you are. You need to accept that. I'm a sick and unnatural person, but I accept that, I practice it, and I'm happy because I do. There is no point in changing what can't be changed, and there is no point in trying to make something that is wrong seem right.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and history aren't necessarily correct though, now are they? And you realize it is not just humans that are gay, they have seen a number of species of birds also practicing homosexual acts, among other species. And I'm not saying you have to change, but even if you keep think it is unnatural, doesn't mean it is. And are you saying that being gay is wrong and you can't make it right?
User avatar #9 to #8 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Well, the basics, yes, they are. And you realize new species are discovered every day, which means that being gay among the animals is still unnatural and different comparatively?
What I am saying is that it IS unnatural, but that doesn't mean you need to change it, and it is just ridiculous to try to say it is normal when it's not. I'm saying that being gay is something that you must accept, realize is different, and revel in that difference. I'm in to watersports and bondage, I realize it is sick and wrong, I accept that, I live out my fetish because it is part of me, and it makes me happy. Gays shouldn't try to force others to think something is right when it clearly isn't, they should simply accept the fact that they are gay, and that is different, and be happy the way they are.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Does it matter if something is different? No, it doesn't, nor does it make it wrong.
And what is wrong with having those sort of fetishes? I don't think it is wrong if it makes you happy.
And gays aren't trying to force people that being gay is right, they are just trying to be accepted. So many gay people kill themselves because they are called unnatural and gross. So who is more sick, the guy that happens to like another guy, or the people driving them to kill themselves?
As long as there happy, people should just accept them as they are.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
Being a psychologist, I can hardly say that someone who has a belief that is negative is any more sick than a person who has an unnatural sexual preference.
Something that is unnatural is wrong, but there should not be unhappiness because you are wrong. There should be acceptance of it. Wrong and bad are two different things, and that is what I think is the mistake people make.
It is wrong to have the fetishes I have because they aren't normal or natural, and aren't beneficial to reproduction, it is only out of happiness and pleasure that I do it, it is wrong, but I accept that, it isn't bad, just because it's wrong.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Why is being gay even labled as 'unnatural'? What about it makes it that? Because it doesn't help with reproduction? Alright, you say your fetish is wrong because it doesn't help reproduction, but if you haven't noticed, we just hit 7o billion people. We don't need to keep reproducing.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/07/2011) [-]
We don't NEED to, but reproduction is the only natural reason for sex. It is labeled as unnatural because it IS. Like I said, science proves so. I'm not sure if you read my other comments at all, but I mentioned I am a hellenic polytheist. The ancient greeks were known for being openly gay, but the religion also shares a philosophy of accepting that just because something isn't unnatural, doesn't make bad, and true happiness can only be found through acceptance of what is unnatural, you need to accept what is wrong with you the same way you accept what is right about you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sarahsa (11/09/2011) [-]
I understand that, but still, just because science proves something, doesn't make it correct. Anyway, that is actually pretty cool that you are a hellenic polytheist, and I get what you mean when you say just because something is unnatural, doesn't make it bad, and that you just have to accept something to be happy even if it is 'unnatural'.
Even though you don't support gays, you are clearly not overly against it, and you actually have some very interesting views, so I apologize for insulting you earlier :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/09/2011) [-]
Thank you for your apology. Please understand that I don't support what isn't meant to be, but I will ALWAYS support love, even if it isn't "right". If I may ask, why is it that you so fervently support homosexuality?
User avatar #16 to #15 - sarahsa (11/10/2011) [-]
Well, I'm glad you support love always. I'm not sure, I just feel that no matter what the gender of the people, if they love each other, then it shouldn't matter, and it may also be because I think it is really cute.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/10/2011) [-]
That fair enough. But, you catch more flies with honey than you do vinegar. Believe it or not, even people that are homophobic or put up an angry first impression are willing to appeal to reason if you probe them with questions, reply in a generally calm manner, and make strong points. Isn't the point of the argument to get the other party to see your side?
User avatar #18 to #17 - sarahsa (11/12/2011) [-]
I see you point, but I have met plenty of people who won't listen to reason >_>
User avatar #19 to #18 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/13/2011) [-]
Reason tempered with zeal often strikes down understanding.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sarahsa (11/14/2011) [-]
Yeah, I suppose, I just wish some people could open there eye more.
User avatar #21 to #21 - sorrowofdaedalus (11/14/2011) [-]
People will listen, you just need to be patient. Being angry just makes people close their eyes more.
User avatar #22 to #22 - sarahsa (11/15/2011) [-]
People may eventually listen, but that doesn't mean it won't go through one ear and out the other.
User avatar #1 - barturia (08/05/2011) [-]
we reached the limit on the replys. too bad because i had alot more jokes.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/05/2011) [-]
Well ain't that a KICK in the head?
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