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#859 - Well, uh, sucks for you. By the way, you got something on your…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2011 on Halloween Costumes 0
#982 - SpicerHyx (10/31/2011) [-]
It helps to know the comic before you criticize it, ya twit.
User avatar #1394 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry; I had no intentions of criticizing the comic, nor did I want it to come across as a negative view of the comic itself, it actually looks quite entertaining, I was just trying to be funny.
#161 - It's my first. English is so difficult to learn as a second language.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/30/2011 on That awkward moment 0
User avatar #164 - fuhrersalzburg (10/30/2011) [-]
I don't envy you. English is considered the hardest language on Earth. The language really makes no sense compared to others.
User avatar #377 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/31/2011) [-]
Now I feel bad, because I can't tell if you picked up on my previous sarcasm.
User avatar #477 - fuhrersalzburg (10/31/2011) [-]
Ha. I feel stupid. I'll console myself with it being hard to see sarcasm on the internet.
User avatar #479 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/31/2011) [-]
It's okay, I love you. I've met a thousand people of much less mental prowess. (when I was still an intern at the psych ward, I had to deal with all of the retards)
User avatar #543 - fuhrersalzburg (10/31/2011) [-]
Ah, thanks. And I'm very sorry about that. I'd honestly go insane, so I commend you.
User avatar #544 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/31/2011) [-]
Don't be, I'm chief of therapy now, I only deal with the patients I WANT to deal with.
User avatar #545 - fuhrersalzburg (10/31/2011) [-]
Nice. Sounds like a much better upgrade. Congrats on that :D
User avatar #546 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/31/2011) [-]
Well, yeah, I mean, I was an intern 9 years ago, I've had several promotions since then.
#276 - The user's name was ulquiorra. Don't watch bleach? go to googl… 10/30/2011 on Tits and Parrots 0
#184 - ...so, you made a point and disproved it all in the same post. bravo. 10/30/2011 on Alrighty Then 0
#818 - Yeah, see, total slut, she clearly just wanked off a couple of demons.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2011 on Halloween Costumes 0
#855 - SpicerHyx (10/30/2011) [-]
She didn't wank me off...
User avatar #859 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/30/2011) [-]
Well, uh, sucks for you. By the way, you got something on your shirt, tabard, scarf thing.
#982 - SpicerHyx (10/31/2011) [-]
It helps to know the comic before you criticize it, ya twit.
User avatar #1394 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry; I had no intentions of criticizing the comic, nor did I want it to come across as a negative view of the comic itself, it actually looks quite entertaining, I was just trying to be funny.
#179 - Good sir, it was a joke, I was referencing star wars; second o…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2011 on Alrighty Then 0
#183 - warrenmarkov (10/30/2011) [-]
**warrenmarkov rolled a random image** aha, but in my first post, I referred to Descartes' method of proving his own existence, (which I neglected to mention is called Cogito Ergo Sum, or I Think Therefore I Am) who theorized that in order for him to think and ask questions, something would have to actually exist to do the thinking and ask the questions.
User avatar #184 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/30/2011) [-]
...so, you made a point and disproved it all in the same post. bravo.
#789 - i respectfully disagree. She looks like she gives one hell of …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/30/2011 on Halloween Costumes 0
#806 - SpicerHyx (10/30/2011) [-]
I beg to differ.
User avatar #818 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/30/2011) [-]
Yeah, see, total slut, she clearly just wanked off a couple of demons.
#855 - SpicerHyx (10/30/2011) [-]
She didn't wank me off...
User avatar #859 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/30/2011) [-]
Well, uh, sucks for you. By the way, you got something on your shirt, tabard, scarf thing.
#982 - SpicerHyx (10/31/2011) [-]
It helps to know the comic before you criticize it, ya twit.
User avatar #1394 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/31/2011) [-]
I'm sorry; I had no intentions of criticizing the comic, nor did I want it to come across as a negative view of the comic itself, it actually looks quite entertaining, I was just trying to be funny.
#167 - Your right. We probably are all in stasis fields as we speak, …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/30/2011 on Alrighty Then +1
#182 - N. Korean citizen (10/30/2011) [-]
You're*
#175 - warrenmarkov (10/30/2011) [-]
**warrenmarkov rolled a random image** well, in the reality your describing, things still exist. I was talking about complete and utter nothingness, not even an alternate world that controls what we see in this one. and as for your commentary about religion, in ancient times people just preferred the idea of an all-knowing and all-powerful being giving everything in our lives meaning to the unfathomable cruelty of random probability, and thus conceptualized gods that watched over them in order to make themselves feel more important than the rest of the universe.
User avatar #179 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/30/2011) [-]
Good sir, it was a joke, I was referencing star wars; second of all, It's impossible for nothing to exist because we would not have any tools for perception at all, even if what we feel and see may not be truly there, WE do, there has to be SOMETHING perceiving all of this, otherwise there is no perceptions to be made or even attempted, so your argument is fucked.
#183 - warrenmarkov (10/30/2011) [-]
**warrenmarkov rolled a random image** aha, but in my first post, I referred to Descartes' method of proving his own existence, (which I neglected to mention is called Cogito Ergo Sum, or I Think Therefore I Am) who theorized that in order for him to think and ask questions, something would have to actually exist to do the thinking and ask the questions.
User avatar #184 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/30/2011) [-]
...so, you made a point and disproved it all in the same post. bravo.
#656 - Nah, he just only buys stuff off the back. You've seen at CVS … 10/30/2011 on Link 0
#653 - Fair enough. But what about the plastic bowls?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2011 on Link 0
User avatar #655 - kirbyking (10/30/2011) [-]
Clever bastard... but then I have to ask, how does he buy stuff in shops? Well the dude has a sword he can hold people up I guess.
User avatar #656 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/30/2011) [-]
Nah, he just only buys stuff off the back. You've seen at CVS and gas stations, they have cigarettes and such hung up behind the cashier; he only buys lotto tickets and ciggarettes,
#249 - I knew it; emo bronies do exist. 10/30/2011 on Tits and Parrots 0
#647 - Okay, good point, but....How the fuck is he going to ask for candy?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2011 on Link 0
User avatar #650 - kirbyking (10/30/2011) [-]
Of course he wouldn't he would run in, smash pots full of it and run out with whatever candy came out of the pots.
User avatar #653 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/30/2011) [-]
Fair enough. But what about the plastic bowls?
User avatar #655 - kirbyking (10/30/2011) [-]
Clever bastard... but then I have to ask, how does he buy stuff in shops? Well the dude has a sword he can hold people up I guess.
User avatar #656 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/30/2011) [-]
Nah, he just only buys stuff off the back. You've seen at CVS and gas stations, they have cigarettes and such hung up behind the cashier; he only buys lotto tickets and ciggarettes,
#456 - Image fucking saved. Why is he not a meme? 10/30/2011 on Mother the derp +1
#690 - So....Instructions for raising an undead slave? 10/28/2011 on I, seriously, +1
#88 - I can already see the captions for that one "hater's gonn… 10/27/2011 on Bender, Bending Rodriguez +1
#246 - That only works if your in a serious mood, otherwise you just … 10/27/2011 on School Uniforms +2
#239 - That's actually a pretty stupid stereotype. I went to private … 10/27/2011 on School Uniforms +2
#236 - I didn't need to know that information, but I'm glad I do. Tha…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2011 on School Uniforms +3
User avatar #241 - desuforeverlulz (10/27/2011) [-]
Roll up your sleeves by folding the cuffs over the shirt about 3-4 times. Look like a boss. Forget the suit jacket.
User avatar #246 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/27/2011) [-]
That only works if your in a serious mood, otherwise you just look silly. Trust me, I've seen people attempt, only the people who are truly pissed off look like a boss doing that.
#68 - Animals don't stop to check holes, neither will you. 10/27/2011 on Food chain. +1
#61 - NO MORE "I"M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!"  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2011 on Food chain. +1
#67 - jackshazam (10/27/2011) [-]
Im no going to do that...
User avatar #68 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/27/2011) [-]
Animals don't stop to check holes, neither will you.
#58 - I kind of wish we could go back to the days of doing nothing b…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2011 on Food chain. +4
User avatar #60 - jackshazam (10/27/2011) [-]
NO MORE CONDOMS!!
User avatar #61 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/27/2011) [-]
NO MORE "I"M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!"
#67 - jackshazam (10/27/2011) [-]
Im no going to do that...
User avatar #68 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/27/2011) [-]
Animals don't stop to check holes, neither will you.
#54 - Kind of..We half-ass it.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/27/2011 on Food chain. +5
User avatar #57 - jackshazam (10/27/2011) [-]
agreed
User avatar #58 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/27/2011) [-]
I kind of wish we could go back to the days of doing nothing but hunting and fucking....
User avatar #60 - jackshazam (10/27/2011) [-]
NO MORE CONDOMS!!
User avatar #61 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/27/2011) [-]
NO MORE "I"M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!"
#67 - jackshazam (10/27/2011) [-]
Im no going to do that...
User avatar #68 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/27/2011) [-]
Animals don't stop to check holes, neither will you.
#656 - Well, good for you, but I can't see all of this happening with… 10/27/2011 on I'm going to hell for this... 0
#53 - Picture 10/27/2011 on I guarantee you will LAUGH... +1
#635 - I don't say god because I need an answer to it; I say a god be…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2011 on I'm going to hell for this... 0
#646 - pedobeahr (10/27/2011) [-]
we won't be able to prove it, so why make an answer? if we will never be able to prove it, why assume a deity is why, even though you will never know?

and it is best not to put a name to it, because admitting you don't know is better than convincing yourself you are right without proof. one day we will know for sure, but until then i can say it happened, i can't say a deity did it.
User avatar #656 - sorrowofdaedalus (10/27/2011) [-]
Well, good for you, but I can't see all of this happening without some divine, powerful being behind it. We see things differently, no amount of argument will change that, and it just boils down to if you are willing to believe in higher powers or if you can go ahead and live your life without that. I respect your decision, though I do not agree.
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#33 - N. Korean citizen (08/03/2012) [-]
eat a dick douche
#35 to #33 - N. Korean citizen (03/05/2013) [-]
sorry im retarded i take that back
User avatar #32 - cryotaneko (06/16/2012) [-]
Happy one year anniversary of starting FJ. Congrats, dude.
User avatar #23 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
I am quite fond of you find sir, you make valid arguments and seem like a decent human being :OOOOO
User avatar #24 to #25 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/27/2011) [-]
Why thank you. I would be glad to have you as a friend, and I sincerely apologize of any of the trash that you met that give football players a bad name.
User avatar #25 to #26 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Haha, I don't personally pick on football players, there is always a douchebag in EVERY place in life. Like hell, I know a player football player, my player ex who was a skater, I know a redneck who beat his 14yr old pregnant girlfriend, I know a teacher who beat his wife. There are assholes everywhere, they arent just all packed in a football team haha
User avatar #26 to #27 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/27/2011) [-]
Yeah, assholes know no bounds. the stereotype is always about the football players picking on the drama geeks, but honestly, I think nowadays football players have to deal with more shit about being gay than thesbians do during high school.
User avatar #27 to #28 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Like most football players are chillin with the cheerleaders who are ironically also band geeks who also associate with drama kids who associate with goths who associate with punks who associate with emos who associate with rappers (poetry=rap) and rappers associate with blacks and blacks associate with rednecks soooo in the end, there arent any real stereotypes anymore, just ignorant people
User avatar #28 to #29 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/27/2011) [-]
I guess so, I always preferred the punk girls myself. Hell, I'm now a 30 year old psychologist and my significant other shaves her head.
#29 to #30 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
<---- my hair as of 2 months ago but now picture it neon purple bc thats the new colour I have and a little bit shorter lol But I had to give my ex the shirt back D:
User avatar #30 to #31 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/27/2011) [-]
Hah, just remember, no matter how old you get, never outgrow the things that you love.
User avatar #31 to #32 - xjessicajynx (11/27/2011) [-]
Pretty much then, I will never outgrow talking, writing, cooking, playing my music (I play 13+ instruments) singing, belly dancing, and dance dance revolution lol
#4 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Gay love is beautiful and you are a dick for thinking otherwise.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/07/2011) [-]
Ooh, I'm a monster and a dick for thinking differently, that just screams "respect my opinions". Try reading my reply all the way through before posting ignorant bullshit on my profile.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
I know it is your opinion, but it pisses me off when people think it is sick and wrong >_> There is nothing wrong with loving people.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and History suggest otherwise, Like I said in my reply though, just because it is unnatural, doesn't mean it isn't part of who you are. You need to accept that. I'm a sick and unnatural person, but I accept that, I practice it, and I'm happy because I do. There is no point in changing what can't be changed, and there is no point in trying to make something that is wrong seem right.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Anatomy and history aren't necessarily correct though, now are they? And you realize it is not just humans that are gay, they have seen a number of species of birds also practicing homosexual acts, among other species. And I'm not saying you have to change, but even if you keep think it is unnatural, doesn't mean it is. And are you saying that being gay is wrong and you can't make it right?
User avatar #9 to #8 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/07/2011) [-]
Well, the basics, yes, they are. And you realize new species are discovered every day, which means that being gay among the animals is still unnatural and different comparatively?
What I am saying is that it IS unnatural, but that doesn't mean you need to change it, and it is just ridiculous to try to say it is normal when it's not. I'm saying that being gay is something that you must accept, realize is different, and revel in that difference. I'm in to watersports and bondage, I realize it is sick and wrong, I accept that, I live out my fetish because it is part of me, and it makes me happy. Gays shouldn't try to force others to think something is right when it clearly isn't, they should simply accept the fact that they are gay, and that is different, and be happy the way they are.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Does it matter if something is different? No, it doesn't, nor does it make it wrong.
And what is wrong with having those sort of fetishes? I don't think it is wrong if it makes you happy.
And gays aren't trying to force people that being gay is right, they are just trying to be accepted. So many gay people kill themselves because they are called unnatural and gross. So who is more sick, the guy that happens to like another guy, or the people driving them to kill themselves?
As long as there happy, people should just accept them as they are.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/07/2011) [-]
Being a psychologist, I can hardly say that someone who has a belief that is negative is any more sick than a person who has an unnatural sexual preference.
Something that is unnatural is wrong, but there should not be unhappiness because you are wrong. There should be acceptance of it. Wrong and bad are two different things, and that is what I think is the mistake people make.
It is wrong to have the fetishes I have because they aren't normal or natural, and aren't beneficial to reproduction, it is only out of happiness and pleasure that I do it, it is wrong, but I accept that, it isn't bad, just because it's wrong.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sarahsa (11/07/2011) [-]
Why is being gay even labled as 'unnatural'? What about it makes it that? Because it doesn't help with reproduction? Alright, you say your fetish is wrong because it doesn't help reproduction, but if you haven't noticed, we just hit 7o billion people. We don't need to keep reproducing.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/07/2011) [-]
We don't NEED to, but reproduction is the only natural reason for sex. It is labeled as unnatural because it IS. Like I said, science proves so. I'm not sure if you read my other comments at all, but I mentioned I am a hellenic polytheist. The ancient greeks were known for being openly gay, but the religion also shares a philosophy of accepting that just because something isn't unnatural, doesn't make bad, and true happiness can only be found through acceptance of what is unnatural, you need to accept what is wrong with you the same way you accept what is right about you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sarahsa (11/09/2011) [-]
I understand that, but still, just because science proves something, doesn't make it correct. Anyway, that is actually pretty cool that you are a hellenic polytheist, and I get what you mean when you say just because something is unnatural, doesn't make it bad, and that you just have to accept something to be happy even if it is 'unnatural'.
Even though you don't support gays, you are clearly not overly against it, and you actually have some very interesting views, so I apologize for insulting you earlier :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]
Thank you for your apology. Please understand that I don't support what isn't meant to be, but I will ALWAYS support love, even if it isn't "right". If I may ask, why is it that you so fervently support homosexuality?
User avatar #16 to #15 - sarahsa (11/10/2011) [-]
Well, I'm glad you support love always. I'm not sure, I just feel that no matter what the gender of the people, if they love each other, then it shouldn't matter, and it may also be because I think it is really cute.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/10/2011) [-]
That fair enough. But, you catch more flies with honey than you do vinegar. Believe it or not, even people that are homophobic or put up an angry first impression are willing to appeal to reason if you probe them with questions, reply in a generally calm manner, and make strong points. Isn't the point of the argument to get the other party to see your side?
User avatar #18 to #17 - sarahsa (11/12/2011) [-]
I see you point, but I have met plenty of people who won't listen to reason >_>
User avatar #19 to #18 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/13/2011) [-]
Reason tempered with zeal often strikes down understanding.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sarahsa (11/14/2011) [-]
Yeah, I suppose, I just wish some people could open there eye more.
User avatar #21 to #21 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (11/14/2011) [-]
People will listen, you just need to be patient. Being angry just makes people close their eyes more.
User avatar #22 to #22 - sarahsa (11/15/2011) [-]
People may eventually listen, but that doesn't mean it won't go through one ear and out the other.
User avatar #3 - rafreaky (08/08/2011) [-]
hello friend :D
User avatar #34 to #3 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
Hello to you too, Friend!
User avatar #1 - barturia (08/05/2011) [-]
we reached the limit on the replys. too bad because i had alot more jokes.
User avatar #2 to #1 - sorrowofdaedalus ONLINE (08/05/2011) [-]
Well ain't that a KICK in the head?
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