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#22 - Before cum: awww yeah, be the ******* whore you are, ******* l…  [+] (2 replies) 08/11/2015 on the strug +27
#24 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
>Be me
>Woman in video is pretty hot
>She's tied up, not my thing.
>Though she is 10/10
>Continue watching
>Finish fapping
>Read title. its rape
>Oh dear lord
#27 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (08/11/2015) [-]
I dont see the problem m80.
#56 - Lol, stop giving this guy such a hard time ... Not his fau…  [+] (8 replies) 06/22/2015 on This is no longer podracing +15
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#69 - auryn (06/22/2015) [-]
There's only one way to deal with the prequels, and that's pretending they never happened.
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#107 - certifiedidiot (06/23/2015) [-]
They had more awesome fight scenes and younger Obi-Wan so I'm fine with them
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#74 - PVTDickStryker (06/22/2015) [-]
Prequels have the same quality in writing as the original.
#75 - auryn (06/22/2015) [-]
In all seriousness though, I'm sorry to hear about your disability to discern, both cognitively and emotionally.
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#76 - PVTDickStryker (06/22/2015) [-]
Name a shit plot point from the prequels and I bet I can top it with something just as, if not more retarded from the original.

But hey, if you're so egotistical you think what you find nostalgic is superior solely because you experienced it as a kid, or first, then hey, you don't have to I guess.
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#80 - auryn (06/22/2015) [-]
I haven't got the time to even mention a fraction of why they're so bad.

Thankfully somebody already did it for me, and they're a great watch. It's a comical review where the reviewer plays a character, but this guy knows his stuff, he knows his movies, he understands the art of storytelling, the conveyance of it, and the relation to the audience.
All the jokes aside, and maybe the 10% that could be dismissed as nitpicking, in general his ciriticism is spot on, and really hits the nail on the head on why, in contrast to the original trilogy, the prequels horribly fail in all the essential facets that actually make for a good movie.

If you have the time please watch at least one of them. They are long though, it actually takes him 1 to 1½ hour per film to decontruct what's wrong wiht them.
But I really recommend them, regardless of whether you love, hate or are feel neutral about the prequels, these reviews are hilarious on its own.

Episode 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho16PDZGzDM
Episode 2: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkv772KqFrg
Episode 3: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABcXyZn9xjg
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#83 - PVTDickStryker (06/22/2015) [-]
I've seen them. These are great, even seen some parodies of his review style here and there. But this doesn't deride from the fact that the Original Trilogy has some heavy drawbacks when it comes to writing and design quality, I'd even go as far as to say that it mirrors the Prequel's quality.
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#89 - auryn (06/22/2015) [-]
Sure you could criticise things about the original trilogy, but despite their flaws in the end they're still rock solid movies.

The same cannot be said of the incoherent mess called the prequels, with the flatboard characters, questionable motives, contradictory behaviours, the innumerable illogical and unnecessarily complex furthering of the plot.
From a creative point of view these movies feel like they've been made up on the spot, like George Lucas went on a craze and wrote the entire story in one evening in leaving behind any sense of humanity or meaning and just threw in as many gimmicks and clichés for commercial mass appeal.
It doesn't even feel like he had a story to tell to start with. There is no thought put in, and there is no heart put it.

Underneath this superficial husk of something that resembles Star Wars, there is little left. Cinematically, artistically, and in thousand other ways the prequels and the original trilogy are worlds apart.
#149 - This clip has nothing do with anyone cheating or **** you igno…  [+] (2 replies) 04/14/2015 on Lover of cock, embracer of... -3
#156 - arolexion (04/14/2015) [-]
No.. she really was cheating on him you dumb fuck. Whoever does this to his gf really wants to get dumped.. or murdered.
#162 - soronbe (04/14/2015) [-]

You're right, I had it confused with another clip
but this guy doesn't want his gf dumped or murdered

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