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#84 - therealsuperderpy (05/17/2012) [-]
Have an amazing day! ^_^
~SuperDerpy
User avatar #83 - fishboner (05/17/2012) [-]
8==D (0)

Porn.
User avatar #61 - thundercloud (05/04/2012) [-]
i love you
#58 - tkich (05/02/2012) [-]
My goodness this account is old
User avatar #59 to #58 - sora2534 (05/02/2012) [-]
I doubt it's the oldest besides Princess Celestia, but meh.
User avatar #57 - sora2534 (05/02/2012) [-]
Your destiny should you arrive in Equestria. Roll 2: the first number is the pony in question, the second is what he/she is doing to you. Dubs and you can reroll if you want a different combination

0: Celestia/Become good friends with...
1: Twilight Sparkle/Get molested by...
2: Fluttershy/Marry
3: Rarity/Have sweet, consensual sex with...
4: Rainbow Dash/Move in with...
5: Luna/Become mortal enemies with...
6. Applejack/You get to rape...
7. Cadence/Have small talk with...
8. Pinkie Pie/Kiss...
9. Zecora/Take over the world with...
#55 - droopypoopy ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Still needs some fixing up but the general colors are done.
User avatar #56 to #55 - sora2534 (04/29/2012) [-]
Nice! And thanks for getting the goatee in, by the way.
#52 - Nintendokami (04/09/2012) [-]
I think you're the first user I've ever seen with a number in his name...   
And I've been here for years.
I think you're the first user I've ever seen with a number in his name...
And I've been here for years.
User avatar #53 to #52 - sora2534 (04/09/2012) [-]
Is that so? I made my profile back when FJ was green, even though I've been here since around 2005 when FJ was yellow.
#41 - joshuaww (04/04/2012) [-]
Sora, Lucky Seven. I need a word with you both, if I can. Remember that fic I needed a protag in? Remember how you were considered? Well you still are. Highly so.

So...still interested? And if so, any questions you'd like answered?
#42 to #41 - sora2534 (04/04/2012) [-]
You know, if I were to find you sometime today, I was actually gonna ask you about that and whether or not Lucky was still a consideration.

"Looks like you're psychic, Dad."

......you may be right........

"Anyway, what can we help you with, Josh?"
#43 to #42 - joshuaww (04/04/2012) [-]
Right, well, just to let you know, you're more or less a finalist. I didn't get a very big response for the idea, but you, Lucky, are more or less what I'm looking for anyway. Besides, the less people, the less I have to do.

Anyway, I was going to ask Lucky to...play a few parts for me. I'm going to give him a scenario or two so I can get a better understanding of his character...of him.

And lucky for me you...eheheheh...gave me a bit of information from down below. If you understand me.

Anyway, sound good?
#45 to #43 - sora2534 (04/05/2012) [-]
"That sounds fine with me. Any idea of what you need for me to act out?"
#47 to #45 - joshuaww (04/05/2012) [-]
Alright Lucky...

You're playing blackjack. You have a king and a seven- 17. So dangerously close to 21, that almost any card you draw will take you over and make you lose. Yet so far that the dealer could easily beat you. He currently as a ten and a card face down. That face down card could be anything, and even if its lower than 17, he could hit again and beat you anyway.

The dealer looks to you.

"Sir? Hit or stay?"

(And next time have some patience, I was writing this up as you deleted your last comment, causing me to reply to nothing and losing my set-up and forcing me to re-write.)
#49 to #47 - sora2534 (04/05/2012) [-]
(yeah, sorry about that --;;)

Lucky scratches his chin in thought. He knows that it's a safe bet to stand, but there's the small chance that the next card would be a four.

_'But it's only a 1/13 chance,'
he amends mentally, a scowl appearing on his normally expressionless poker face. _'And even if he does have something lower than me, he could draw something like a ten, and we could either push, or I would get beaten...'
_
Though Lucky was usually a risk taker, he knew there were times to be smart and cut your losses.

"Stand," he replies stoically.
#50 to #49 - joshuaww (04/05/2012) [-]
The dealer flips his card. A six. The rule of the table is the dealer stands on 16. He pushes the chips towards you.

Feeling good about your wise decision, you play a few more games. You lose a few, but they're simple bad luck. Getting a ten on twelve, nine on 13, things like that. But you win more. You split wisely, doubling your earnings, and have simply a good roll of luck going. After a few games of winning, you just drew a black jack. You've won a wonderful number of bits. Perhaps its time to cut losses, but there's an itch at the back of your head that tells you you could go higher still. So you do. One more hand.

"You should go all in." The rules are different here...going all in is permitted. Though the idea is crazy. You've been lucky, crazy lucky so far, but that lucky? Looking behind you, you see a beautiful white mare with a golden mane. She looks to you with half lidded eyes. "C'mon...you won alllllll of that money. I love a man with luck...and one with a sense of danger." She's one of the most beautiful mare's you've ever seen. And if you pull this off...not only will you be raining with bits, you'll no doubt have her in a night of passion. But if you do...you might lose everything.

Still...not going all in still guarantees you a lot of money. No mare, but you've got all night to try and court another if you want one. Perhaps not as beautiful and sexy as her...and not as easily as you could with her, but there's still the possibility.

The dealer and the mare waits for your decision. All in or just play as normal?
#51 to #50 - sora2534 (04/05/2012) [-]
Lucky's heart lurches into his throat at the sight of this gorgeous mare. He always had a weakness for the fairer sex, and he was just about to lose his cool and push all his chips into the pot.

However, the gambler in Lucky outweighs the passionate, if not desperate side, and the blue stallion maintains his composure, weighing his options. One the one hand, he could go all in and leave with a metric buckton of bits and a gorgeous mare by his side (or lose and leave with nothing), and on the other hand, he could just bet anything and win or lose that much and leave without a mare.

Lucky's eyes shift between the beautiful mare and the pile of chips as he weighed his decisions. The temptation of leaving with this mystery mare was too great, and even if he did lose all his money - and the mare as well - at least it will be another learning experience.

He makes his choice, smirking almost devilishly, as he pushes the entire stack of chips over to the dealer.

"All in."
#8 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
*Amber knocks on the door*

"Hello? Is Lucky Seven home? It's me, Amber mare."
#35 to #8 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
*Lucky smile almost widens, were it not for his exhaustion.*

"I will certainly hold you to that."
#36 to #35 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
*Amber tries to stand up, but collapses back onto the ground in front of Lucky, utterly exhausted.*

"*Yawning* Mind if I spend the night cuddling next to you? I don't think I can manage a walk home."
#37 to #36 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
*Lucky grins as he lays on the floor next to Amber*

"I don't mind it at all."
#38 to #37 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
"Goodnight.................Lucky"

*Amber's eyes close as she drifted off to sleep in the hooves of her friend*
#40 to #38 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
*forgot the pic*
User avatar #39 to #38 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
*Lucky lets out a deep yawn as he lays his head*

"G'night, Amber." *Lucky's eyes close, and he drifts quickly off to sleep.*

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*Meanwhile, Sora is downstairs in a comfy chair, holding a novel in his hands. His left eye twitches behind his John Lennon shades, and a grimace is visible on his face.*

"Considering everything I just heard...I'm gonna need a lot of therapy.....damn these flimsy walls...."
#9 to #8 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
Hey, Lucky! Amber's here to see you!

*Lucky trots down the stairs and up to the door*

"Hey, Amber. Fancy seeing you here!"
#10 to #9 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
"Hi Lucky. I'm really happy to see you again! Dan, please wait down here for me, I'll need company back to Drew's place. Can we head up to your room now?"
#11 to #10 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
"Right this way~"
#12 to #11 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
*Lucky and Amber start walking up the stairs side by side*

*Amber starts to blush*

"So Lucky, want to do anything 'special' tonight?"
#13 to #12 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
*A similar blush appears on Lucky's face* "I do, very much...I'm kinda nervous, though."
#14 to #13 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
*the two ponies walk into Lucky's room when Amber pushes Lucky on the ground*

"You just sit there while I get you out of that jacket of yours"

*Amber grabs the left side of Lucky's jacket between her teeth and slides it down while taking the other leg out with her magic*

"Now then, why don't we get this started?"
#15 to #14 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
*Lucky smiles, swallowing the anxiety he felt only moments ago*

"I'm ready for you, Amber."
#20 to #15 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
*Amber's face heats up as she leans closer to Lucky's erect member*

"Oh, somebody's certainly excited to see me. It's so big too. I'm not I can even fit it all in."

*Amber starts to slowly lick the tip of Lucky's penis while looking into his eyes. She strokes the shaft as she starts to put it in her mouth. Touching his balls with her hoof, she forced more of Lucky into her throat until her lips kissed the base of his shaft. She circled his member with her tongue while moving her head slowly up and down on his shaft, ignoring her growing need for air. Amber brought her head up for air, the spit hanging from her lips still connected to Lucky.*

"*gasping for breath* Oh Lucky, how was that?"
#21 to #20 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
*Lucky's eyes rolled into the back of his head, enjoying the feeling of Amber's mouth wrapped around his dick. A sudden wave of pleasure shot through his spine with each stroke and lick, and it took a great deal of willpower to keep from ejaculating at that exact moment.*

"Dear God...that was...incredible...*
#22 to #21 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
*Amber smiles seductively at Lucky before placing him back in her mouth. She kept moving her head up and down on Lucky's lap, eventually stopping with the first two inches still in her mouth. She ran her tongue over his tip while using her magic to fondle his balls. She could feel Lucky's penis twitching in her mouth, and forced all 10 inches into her throat as Lucky came down the back of her throat. Slowly moving her head up in circles, she dragged her tongue up his member as she freed it from the cage her mouth had become.*

"*Gulping back the rest of the cum* That was delicious. I hope you are still up for more because that just made hornier than I was when I came here."
#23 to #22 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
*Lucky grits his teeth as he reaches his orgasm. The pleasure was too much to bear, and he damn near passes out. However, he fights to keep hold of his consciousness.*

*between pants* "You're incredible...I had no idea...you could do that...
#24 to #23 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
*Amber gets her head away from the saliva drenched penis, and turned around to present herself to Lucky. She blushed at the though of him looking at her as she exposed herself to the stallion she just met. The thought of him seeing her like this made her already wet lips start to drip onto his lap.*

"Is *Amber's voice cracks* is it pretty enough for you? Do you want to fuck me Lucky?"
#25 to #24 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
*Just the sight of Amber's dripping marehood was enough to raise Lucky's member once again. He licks his lips at the sight as he stands up*

"I do, Amber, I want to fuck you so badly." *Lucky positions himself just over Amber's flank, his member prodding against Amber's entrance*
#26 to #25 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
*Amber closed her eyes as she felt Lucky prodding against her. He ran his member up and down her slit, causing more fluids to drip onto Lucky's erect manhood.*

"Please lucky, stop teasing me and put it in already."

*Amber felt Lucky slide himself inside her, moaning as Lucky's hip touched her round ass and his member rubbed the walls of her pussy.*

"Oh god, it's so big. How did it all fit?"
#27 to #26 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
*Lucky groans out as he slides his member slowly in and out of Amber's moist pussy. His hips move slowly at first before gradually picking up speed.*

"God damn, it's so tight...feels so damn amazing..."
#28 to #27 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
*Lucky's thrusting continued to pick up pace, his manhood driving into her with each thrust, his sack smacking against her clitoris. His waist and Amber's plot hit each other with a wet fleshy sound as the two ponies continued to make love. Amber's breath became quick and ragged as she could feel herself nearly her limit. The walls of her womanhood twitched and pulsated against Lucky's member as he continued to pump into her. She could feel his penis twitching when he thrust it all the way inside her, both ponies nearing completion together*

"*Breathing heavily* Lucky...I'm about...to cum...Don't stop..."
#29 to #28 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
*Lucky groans out louder as he feels his member twitch. He wasn't far behind Amber and he knew it. But he wasn't going to give in; not when they were so close.*

*Panting* "Just...about...there!...."

*Lucky throws out one final thrust before shooting his seed into Amber. He feels a wave of her womanly juices coat his waist as they both finish at the same time.*
#32 to #29 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
*Amber's body shudders, and she cries out in ecstasy as she climaxes with Lucky. She could feel Lucky's sperm swimming in her womb, as the walls of her marehood tried to squeeze even more cum out of him. She slowly slid herself off the large stallion, their cum dripping onto the floor.*

*Amber's voice becomes low and sensual while she turned to kneel in front of Lucky again. She brought a hoof up to his cum drenched penis, looking deep into Lucky's eyes.*

"That was amazing. Do you want me to clean it up for you?"
#33 to #32 - sora2534 (04/03/2012) [-]
*Lucky had fallen back on his haunches, his light grey eyes staring back into Amber's blue ones. A smile crept up onto his tired face*

"Amber...you are nothing short of incredible."
#34 to #33 - truedevilslicer (04/03/2012) [-]
*Blushing, Amber pushed lightly on Lucky's chest*

"Don't say that like I was the only amazing one. You were brilliant Lucky."

*With a wink, Amber started to lick the salty sweet mixture that coated Lucky's half flaccid member. She easily got him into her mouth, licking each and every part of him. As she swallowed the mixture of their fluids, she released his penis with a wet smacking noise.*

*Amber took a deep breath while licking her lips*

"Well Lucky, that was definitely the best sex I've ever had. If you ever want to do it again, just let me know."
#6 - goldenshorts (03/26/2012) [-]
Finished your OC man. Tell me what you think!
User avatar #7 to #6 - sora2534 (03/26/2012) [-]
Not bad, man. Thanks!
User avatar #5 to #4 - sora2534 (03/25/2012) [-]
Thank you, very much!
#2 - devildude (11/07/2010) [-]
Buttsecks?
Lol
User avatar #1 - sora2534 (08/25/2010) [-]
Wow, level 5 funnyjunker with only comment thumbs. nice
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