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#111 - ......MOVING ON! So where would you like to be?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2013 on soosay's profile 0
User avatar #112 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
to live? well somewhere in europe... maybe new york... not sure about that.... whereever my goals lead to
#109 - And where do you want to be dear sweet child? The inside of a …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2013 on soosay's profile 0
User avatar #110 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
i am very well aware of what is going on in africa. in fact i am practically sure they have enough funding to make proper schools... sadly much like most human beings they waste such funding on destroying their own brethren. People always try to help them but it's a choice of the child to open it's mouth to the spoon or remain lazy and let them mother do the chewing and swallowing. This is very much of human nature... a human hates to think and acknowledge for all different reasons... he wants everything to be done for him much like a sheep only a sheep wines less, suffers more and get cut open to feed on in the end. As for me i don't wish to be a sheep i wish to be the herald, the one which even the shephards follow after
User avatar #111 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
......MOVING ON! So where would you like to be?
User avatar #112 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
to live? well somewhere in europe... maybe new york... not sure about that.... whereever my goals lead to
#107 - Just trying to shoot the breeze, catch up, really I couldn't c…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/09/2013 on soosay's profile 0
User avatar #108 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
hahaha well i know my story well enough... i am teenage in form and i am of russian/german origin... sadly i'm not in the US... though my mind, soul and body are in the hands of a brutally kind mistress i still search a way of freedom.... a freedom of imagination to be whoever i want to be where ever i want to be
User avatar #109 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
And where do you want to be dear sweet child? The inside of a play boy bunny? Skipping in a meadow in July, fighting domestic violence cases in new york? Explaining sex addition to young African American women? speaking really slow, trying to give them examples they might understand with their severely watered down second class education. (And for a minute lets just really think about how unfair it is to African American communities that they have to live as second class citizens after decades of depravity, there is no way they can catch up to the regular standards of education with their very limited funding)
User avatar #110 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
i am very well aware of what is going on in africa. in fact i am practically sure they have enough funding to make proper schools... sadly much like most human beings they waste such funding on destroying their own brethren. People always try to help them but it's a choice of the child to open it's mouth to the spoon or remain lazy and let them mother do the chewing and swallowing. This is very much of human nature... a human hates to think and acknowledge for all different reasons... he wants everything to be done for him much like a sheep only a sheep wines less, suffers more and get cut open to feed on in the end. As for me i don't wish to be a sheep i wish to be the herald, the one which even the shephards follow after
User avatar #111 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
......MOVING ON! So where would you like to be?
User avatar #112 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
to live? well somewhere in europe... maybe new york... not sure about that.... whereever my goals lead to
#105 - *Face is relieved of social tension* oh well that is wonderful…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/09/2013 on soosay's profile 0
User avatar #106 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on what you mean by title... and why were you asking?
User avatar #107 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
Just trying to shoot the breeze, catch up, really I couldn't care less of your endeavors. For all I know you could just be some fat perverted afterbirth who spends his days talking to complete strangers over the internet because your legs have finally given out under the tremendous weight of your pus filled iron oven build of a body, and you are just waiting for the ever slow creeping hand of death by Cheetos and Dr. pepper to claim your bloated paragon of genetic failure... Or perhaps you are a beautiful teenaged bride in a small village located north of the wheat field and you are chatting to me while your abusive Russian immigrate husband is out working at a auto-body shop...You live a dangerous life Mael....
User avatar #108 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
hahaha well i know my story well enough... i am teenage in form and i am of russian/german origin... sadly i'm not in the US... though my mind, soul and body are in the hands of a brutally kind mistress i still search a way of freedom.... a freedom of imagination to be whoever i want to be where ever i want to be
User avatar #109 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
And where do you want to be dear sweet child? The inside of a play boy bunny? Skipping in a meadow in July, fighting domestic violence cases in new york? Explaining sex addition to young African American women? speaking really slow, trying to give them examples they might understand with their severely watered down second class education. (And for a minute lets just really think about how unfair it is to African American communities that they have to live as second class citizens after decades of depravity, there is no way they can catch up to the regular standards of education with their very limited funding)
User avatar #110 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
i am very well aware of what is going on in africa. in fact i am practically sure they have enough funding to make proper schools... sadly much like most human beings they waste such funding on destroying their own brethren. People always try to help them but it's a choice of the child to open it's mouth to the spoon or remain lazy and let them mother do the chewing and swallowing. This is very much of human nature... a human hates to think and acknowledge for all different reasons... he wants everything to be done for him much like a sheep only a sheep wines less, suffers more and get cut open to feed on in the end. As for me i don't wish to be a sheep i wish to be the herald, the one which even the shephards follow after
User avatar #111 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
......MOVING ON! So where would you like to be?
User avatar #112 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
to live? well somewhere in europe... maybe new york... not sure about that.... whereever my goals lead to
#103 - *Looks down* A-hem *Awkward silence* so you don't?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/09/2013 on soosay's profile 0
User avatar #104 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on the reason you ask.... either way i do have a girl friend...
User avatar #105 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Face is relieved of social tension* oh well that is wonderful. What is her title?
User avatar #106 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on what you mean by title... and why were you asking?
User avatar #107 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
Just trying to shoot the breeze, catch up, really I couldn't care less of your endeavors. For all I know you could just be some fat perverted afterbirth who spends his days talking to complete strangers over the internet because your legs have finally given out under the tremendous weight of your pus filled iron oven build of a body, and you are just waiting for the ever slow creeping hand of death by Cheetos and Dr. pepper to claim your bloated paragon of genetic failure... Or perhaps you are a beautiful teenaged bride in a small village located north of the wheat field and you are chatting to me while your abusive Russian immigrate husband is out working at a auto-body shop...You live a dangerous life Mael....
User avatar #108 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
hahaha well i know my story well enough... i am teenage in form and i am of russian/german origin... sadly i'm not in the US... though my mind, soul and body are in the hands of a brutally kind mistress i still search a way of freedom.... a freedom of imagination to be whoever i want to be where ever i want to be
User avatar #109 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
And where do you want to be dear sweet child? The inside of a play boy bunny? Skipping in a meadow in July, fighting domestic violence cases in new york? Explaining sex addition to young African American women? speaking really slow, trying to give them examples they might understand with their severely watered down second class education. (And for a minute lets just really think about how unfair it is to African American communities that they have to live as second class citizens after decades of depravity, there is no way they can catch up to the regular standards of education with their very limited funding)
User avatar #110 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
i am very well aware of what is going on in africa. in fact i am practically sure they have enough funding to make proper schools... sadly much like most human beings they waste such funding on destroying their own brethren. People always try to help them but it's a choice of the child to open it's mouth to the spoon or remain lazy and let them mother do the chewing and swallowing. This is very much of human nature... a human hates to think and acknowledge for all different reasons... he wants everything to be done for him much like a sheep only a sheep wines less, suffers more and get cut open to feed on in the end. As for me i don't wish to be a sheep i wish to be the herald, the one which even the shephards follow after
User avatar #111 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
......MOVING ON! So where would you like to be?
User avatar #112 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
to live? well somewhere in europe... maybe new york... not sure about that.... whereever my goals lead to
#101 - cool, cool... Me neither... *Looks at feet* ummm, you find you…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/09/2013 on soosay's profile 0
User avatar #102 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
*looks around skeptically* why are you asking?
User avatar #103 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Looks down* A-hem *Awkward silence* so you don't?
User avatar #104 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on the reason you ask.... either way i do have a girl friend...
User avatar #105 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Face is relieved of social tension* oh well that is wonderful. What is her title?
User avatar #106 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on what you mean by title... and why were you asking?
User avatar #107 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
Just trying to shoot the breeze, catch up, really I couldn't care less of your endeavors. For all I know you could just be some fat perverted afterbirth who spends his days talking to complete strangers over the internet because your legs have finally given out under the tremendous weight of your pus filled iron oven build of a body, and you are just waiting for the ever slow creeping hand of death by Cheetos and Dr. pepper to claim your bloated paragon of genetic failure... Or perhaps you are a beautiful teenaged bride in a small village located north of the wheat field and you are chatting to me while your abusive Russian immigrate husband is out working at a auto-body shop...You live a dangerous life Mael....
User avatar #108 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
hahaha well i know my story well enough... i am teenage in form and i am of russian/german origin... sadly i'm not in the US... though my mind, soul and body are in the hands of a brutally kind mistress i still search a way of freedom.... a freedom of imagination to be whoever i want to be where ever i want to be
User avatar #109 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
And where do you want to be dear sweet child? The inside of a play boy bunny? Skipping in a meadow in July, fighting domestic violence cases in new york? Explaining sex addition to young African American women? speaking really slow, trying to give them examples they might understand with their severely watered down second class education. (And for a minute lets just really think about how unfair it is to African American communities that they have to live as second class citizens after decades of depravity, there is no way they can catch up to the regular standards of education with their very limited funding)
User avatar #110 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
i am very well aware of what is going on in africa. in fact i am practically sure they have enough funding to make proper schools... sadly much like most human beings they waste such funding on destroying their own brethren. People always try to help them but it's a choice of the child to open it's mouth to the spoon or remain lazy and let them mother do the chewing and swallowing. This is very much of human nature... a human hates to think and acknowledge for all different reasons... he wants everything to be done for him much like a sheep only a sheep wines less, suffers more and get cut open to feed on in the end. As for me i don't wish to be a sheep i wish to be the herald, the one which even the shephards follow after
User avatar #111 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
......MOVING ON! So where would you like to be?
User avatar #112 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
to live? well somewhere in europe... maybe new york... not sure about that.... whereever my goals lead to
#99 - You read any good books? *shuffles awkwardly*  [+] (13 new replies) 07/09/2013 on soosay's profile 0
User avatar #100 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
emm not really... sorry
User avatar #101 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
cool, cool... Me neither... *Looks at feet* ummm, you find yourself a girlfriend?
User avatar #102 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
*looks around skeptically* why are you asking?
User avatar #103 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Looks down* A-hem *Awkward silence* so you don't?
User avatar #104 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on the reason you ask.... either way i do have a girl friend...
User avatar #105 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Face is relieved of social tension* oh well that is wonderful. What is her title?
User avatar #106 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on what you mean by title... and why were you asking?
User avatar #107 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
Just trying to shoot the breeze, catch up, really I couldn't care less of your endeavors. For all I know you could just be some fat perverted afterbirth who spends his days talking to complete strangers over the internet because your legs have finally given out under the tremendous weight of your pus filled iron oven build of a body, and you are just waiting for the ever slow creeping hand of death by Cheetos and Dr. pepper to claim your bloated paragon of genetic failure... Or perhaps you are a beautiful teenaged bride in a small village located north of the wheat field and you are chatting to me while your abusive Russian immigrate husband is out working at a auto-body shop...You live a dangerous life Mael....
User avatar #108 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
hahaha well i know my story well enough... i am teenage in form and i am of russian/german origin... sadly i'm not in the US... though my mind, soul and body are in the hands of a brutally kind mistress i still search a way of freedom.... a freedom of imagination to be whoever i want to be where ever i want to be
User avatar #109 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
And where do you want to be dear sweet child? The inside of a play boy bunny? Skipping in a meadow in July, fighting domestic violence cases in new york? Explaining sex addition to young African American women? speaking really slow, trying to give them examples they might understand with their severely watered down second class education. (And for a minute lets just really think about how unfair it is to African American communities that they have to live as second class citizens after decades of depravity, there is no way they can catch up to the regular standards of education with their very limited funding)
User avatar #110 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
i am very well aware of what is going on in africa. in fact i am practically sure they have enough funding to make proper schools... sadly much like most human beings they waste such funding on destroying their own brethren. People always try to help them but it's a choice of the child to open it's mouth to the spoon or remain lazy and let them mother do the chewing and swallowing. This is very much of human nature... a human hates to think and acknowledge for all different reasons... he wants everything to be done for him much like a sheep only a sheep wines less, suffers more and get cut open to feed on in the end. As for me i don't wish to be a sheep i wish to be the herald, the one which even the shephards follow after
User avatar #111 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
......MOVING ON! So where would you like to be?
User avatar #112 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
to live? well somewhere in europe... maybe new york... not sure about that.... whereever my goals lead to
#97 - And you?  [+] (15 new replies) 07/09/2013 on soosay's profile 0
User avatar #98 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
good more or less
User avatar #99 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
You read any good books? *shuffles awkwardly*
User avatar #100 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
emm not really... sorry
User avatar #101 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
cool, cool... Me neither... *Looks at feet* ummm, you find yourself a girlfriend?
User avatar #102 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
*looks around skeptically* why are you asking?
User avatar #103 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Looks down* A-hem *Awkward silence* so you don't?
User avatar #104 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on the reason you ask.... either way i do have a girl friend...
User avatar #105 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Face is relieved of social tension* oh well that is wonderful. What is her title?
User avatar #106 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on what you mean by title... and why were you asking?
User avatar #107 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
Just trying to shoot the breeze, catch up, really I couldn't care less of your endeavors. For all I know you could just be some fat perverted afterbirth who spends his days talking to complete strangers over the internet because your legs have finally given out under the tremendous weight of your pus filled iron oven build of a body, and you are just waiting for the ever slow creeping hand of death by Cheetos and Dr. pepper to claim your bloated paragon of genetic failure... Or perhaps you are a beautiful teenaged bride in a small village located north of the wheat field and you are chatting to me while your abusive Russian immigrate husband is out working at a auto-body shop...You live a dangerous life Mael....
User avatar #108 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
hahaha well i know my story well enough... i am teenage in form and i am of russian/german origin... sadly i'm not in the US... though my mind, soul and body are in the hands of a brutally kind mistress i still search a way of freedom.... a freedom of imagination to be whoever i want to be where ever i want to be
User avatar #109 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
And where do you want to be dear sweet child? The inside of a play boy bunny? Skipping in a meadow in July, fighting domestic violence cases in new york? Explaining sex addition to young African American women? speaking really slow, trying to give them examples they might understand with their severely watered down second class education. (And for a minute lets just really think about how unfair it is to African American communities that they have to live as second class citizens after decades of depravity, there is no way they can catch up to the regular standards of education with their very limited funding)
User avatar #110 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
i am very well aware of what is going on in africa. in fact i am practically sure they have enough funding to make proper schools... sadly much like most human beings they waste such funding on destroying their own brethren. People always try to help them but it's a choice of the child to open it's mouth to the spoon or remain lazy and let them mother do the chewing and swallowing. This is very much of human nature... a human hates to think and acknowledge for all different reasons... he wants everything to be done for him much like a sheep only a sheep wines less, suffers more and get cut open to feed on in the end. As for me i don't wish to be a sheep i wish to be the herald, the one which even the shephards follow after
User avatar #111 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
......MOVING ON! So where would you like to be?
User avatar #112 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
to live? well somewhere in europe... maybe new york... not sure about that.... whereever my goals lead to
#95 - Well. It goes well.  [+] (17 new replies) 07/09/2013 on soosay's profile 0
User avatar #96 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
good to hear
User avatar #97 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
And you?
User avatar #98 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
good more or less
User avatar #99 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
You read any good books? *shuffles awkwardly*
User avatar #100 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
emm not really... sorry
User avatar #101 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
cool, cool... Me neither... *Looks at feet* ummm, you find yourself a girlfriend?
User avatar #102 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
*looks around skeptically* why are you asking?
User avatar #103 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Looks down* A-hem *Awkward silence* so you don't?
User avatar #104 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on the reason you ask.... either way i do have a girl friend...
User avatar #105 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Face is relieved of social tension* oh well that is wonderful. What is her title?
User avatar #106 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on what you mean by title... and why were you asking?
User avatar #107 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
Just trying to shoot the breeze, catch up, really I couldn't care less of your endeavors. For all I know you could just be some fat perverted afterbirth who spends his days talking to complete strangers over the internet because your legs have finally given out under the tremendous weight of your pus filled iron oven build of a body, and you are just waiting for the ever slow creeping hand of death by Cheetos and Dr. pepper to claim your bloated paragon of genetic failure... Or perhaps you are a beautiful teenaged bride in a small village located north of the wheat field and you are chatting to me while your abusive Russian immigrate husband is out working at a auto-body shop...You live a dangerous life Mael....
User avatar #108 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
hahaha well i know my story well enough... i am teenage in form and i am of russian/german origin... sadly i'm not in the US... though my mind, soul and body are in the hands of a brutally kind mistress i still search a way of freedom.... a freedom of imagination to be whoever i want to be where ever i want to be
User avatar #109 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
And where do you want to be dear sweet child? The inside of a play boy bunny? Skipping in a meadow in July, fighting domestic violence cases in new york? Explaining sex addition to young African American women? speaking really slow, trying to give them examples they might understand with their severely watered down second class education. (And for a minute lets just really think about how unfair it is to African American communities that they have to live as second class citizens after decades of depravity, there is no way they can catch up to the regular standards of education with their very limited funding)
User avatar #110 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
i am very well aware of what is going on in africa. in fact i am practically sure they have enough funding to make proper schools... sadly much like most human beings they waste such funding on destroying their own brethren. People always try to help them but it's a choice of the child to open it's mouth to the spoon or remain lazy and let them mother do the chewing and swallowing. This is very much of human nature... a human hates to think and acknowledge for all different reasons... he wants everything to be done for him much like a sheep only a sheep wines less, suffers more and get cut open to feed on in the end. As for me i don't wish to be a sheep i wish to be the herald, the one which even the shephards follow after
User avatar #111 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
......MOVING ON! So where would you like to be?
User avatar #112 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
to live? well somewhere in europe... maybe new york... not sure about that.... whereever my goals lead to
#93 - Yo  [+] (19 new replies) 07/09/2013 on soosay's profile 0
User avatar #94 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
how is it going?
User avatar #95 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
Well. It goes well.
User avatar #96 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
good to hear
User avatar #97 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
And you?
User avatar #98 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
good more or less
User avatar #99 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
You read any good books? *shuffles awkwardly*
User avatar #100 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
emm not really... sorry
User avatar #101 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
cool, cool... Me neither... *Looks at feet* ummm, you find yourself a girlfriend?
User avatar #102 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
*looks around skeptically* why are you asking?
User avatar #103 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Looks down* A-hem *Awkward silence* so you don't?
User avatar #104 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on the reason you ask.... either way i do have a girl friend...
User avatar #105 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Face is relieved of social tension* oh well that is wonderful. What is her title?
User avatar #106 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on what you mean by title... and why were you asking?
User avatar #107 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
Just trying to shoot the breeze, catch up, really I couldn't care less of your endeavors. For all I know you could just be some fat perverted afterbirth who spends his days talking to complete strangers over the internet because your legs have finally given out under the tremendous weight of your pus filled iron oven build of a body, and you are just waiting for the ever slow creeping hand of death by Cheetos and Dr. pepper to claim your bloated paragon of genetic failure... Or perhaps you are a beautiful teenaged bride in a small village located north of the wheat field and you are chatting to me while your abusive Russian immigrate husband is out working at a auto-body shop...You live a dangerous life Mael....
User avatar #108 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
hahaha well i know my story well enough... i am teenage in form and i am of russian/german origin... sadly i'm not in the US... though my mind, soul and body are in the hands of a brutally kind mistress i still search a way of freedom.... a freedom of imagination to be whoever i want to be where ever i want to be
User avatar #109 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
And where do you want to be dear sweet child? The inside of a play boy bunny? Skipping in a meadow in July, fighting domestic violence cases in new york? Explaining sex addition to young African American women? speaking really slow, trying to give them examples they might understand with their severely watered down second class education. (And for a minute lets just really think about how unfair it is to African American communities that they have to live as second class citizens after decades of depravity, there is no way they can catch up to the regular standards of education with their very limited funding)
User avatar #110 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
i am very well aware of what is going on in africa. in fact i am practically sure they have enough funding to make proper schools... sadly much like most human beings they waste such funding on destroying their own brethren. People always try to help them but it's a choice of the child to open it's mouth to the spoon or remain lazy and let them mother do the chewing and swallowing. This is very much of human nature... a human hates to think and acknowledge for all different reasons... he wants everything to be done for him much like a sheep only a sheep wines less, suffers more and get cut open to feed on in the end. As for me i don't wish to be a sheep i wish to be the herald, the one which even the shephards follow after
User avatar #111 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
......MOVING ON! So where would you like to be?
User avatar #112 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
to live? well somewhere in europe... maybe new york... not sure about that.... whereever my goals lead to
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User avatar #92 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
greetings
User avatar #93 to #92 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
Yo
User avatar #94 to #93 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
how is it going?
User avatar #95 to #94 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
Well. It goes well.
User avatar #96 to #95 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
good to hear
User avatar #97 to #96 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
And you?
User avatar #98 to #97 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
good more or less
User avatar #99 to #98 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
You read any good books? *shuffles awkwardly*
User avatar #100 to #99 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
emm not really... sorry
User avatar #101 to #100 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
cool, cool... Me neither... *Looks at feet* ummm, you find yourself a girlfriend?
User avatar #102 to #101 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
*looks around skeptically* why are you asking?
User avatar #103 to #102 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Looks down* A-hem *Awkward silence* so you don't?
User avatar #104 to #103 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on the reason you ask.... either way i do have a girl friend...
User avatar #105 to #104 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
*Face is relieved of social tension* oh well that is wonderful. What is her title?
User avatar #106 to #105 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
depends on what you mean by title... and why were you asking?
User avatar #107 to #106 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
Just trying to shoot the breeze, catch up, really I couldn't care less of your endeavors. For all I know you could just be some fat perverted afterbirth who spends his days talking to complete strangers over the internet because your legs have finally given out under the tremendous weight of your pus filled iron oven build of a body, and you are just waiting for the ever slow creeping hand of death by Cheetos and Dr. pepper to claim your bloated paragon of genetic failure... Or perhaps you are a beautiful teenaged bride in a small village located north of the wheat field and you are chatting to me while your abusive Russian immigrate husband is out working at a auto-body shop...You live a dangerous life Mael....
User avatar #108 to #107 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
hahaha well i know my story well enough... i am teenage in form and i am of russian/german origin... sadly i'm not in the US... though my mind, soul and body are in the hands of a brutally kind mistress i still search a way of freedom.... a freedom of imagination to be whoever i want to be where ever i want to be
User avatar #109 to #108 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
And where do you want to be dear sweet child? The inside of a play boy bunny? Skipping in a meadow in July, fighting domestic violence cases in new york? Explaining sex addition to young African American women? speaking really slow, trying to give them examples they might understand with their severely watered down second class education. (And for a minute lets just really think about how unfair it is to African American communities that they have to live as second class citizens after decades of depravity, there is no way they can catch up to the regular standards of education with their very limited funding)
User avatar #110 to #109 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
i am very well aware of what is going on in africa. in fact i am practically sure they have enough funding to make proper schools... sadly much like most human beings they waste such funding on destroying their own brethren. People always try to help them but it's a choice of the child to open it's mouth to the spoon or remain lazy and let them mother do the chewing and swallowing. This is very much of human nature... a human hates to think and acknowledge for all different reasons... he wants everything to be done for him much like a sheep only a sheep wines less, suffers more and get cut open to feed on in the end. As for me i don't wish to be a sheep i wish to be the herald, the one which even the shephards follow after
User avatar #111 to #110 - soosay (07/09/2013) [-]
......MOVING ON! So where would you like to be?
User avatar #112 to #111 - MaelRadec (07/09/2013) [-]
to live? well somewhere in europe... maybe new york... not sure about that.... whereever my goals lead to
User avatar #91 - MaelRadec (07/02/2013) [-]
hey, it's been a while
User avatar #78 - MaelRadec (12/14/2012) [-]
so, Sally... what do you do around here?
User avatar #79 to #78 - soosay (12/14/2012) [-]
I come here every morning after night shift...Molly's has the best food in this part of the district.
User avatar #80 to #79 - MaelRadec (12/14/2012) [-]
yeah and the ********* coffee... *makes a disgusted impression* where do you work?
User avatar #81 to #80 - soosay (12/14/2012) [-]
Why are you here every morning?
User avatar #82 to #81 - MaelRadec (12/14/2012) [-]
me? well coffee.... no other around in town... thoughts, meditation trying to keep my mind straight... aaand...
User avatar #83 to #82 - soosay (12/14/2012) [-]
Annd?
User avatar #84 to #83 - MaelRadec (12/14/2012) [-]
mostly... there's this beautiful girl in this coffee shop that come here every night... she the most beautiful my eyes have ever laid upon... and my eyes see more then just utter body beauty but she was gorgeous on the inside... her purity, her kindness... it's an angel the last of it's kind seeking refuge here in hell
User avatar #85 to #84 - soosay (12/14/2012) [-]
Oh, then how did you manage to be talking to me *Sips tea* You must be a dedicated low eggsuckin' dog of a man to wait for a girl every day. *Looks at Mael's face* I kno that look, don't spoil the mood, and get frank and open Mael, What do you do for work?
User avatar #86 to #85 - MaelRadec (12/14/2012) [-]
*leans back and stares coldly insulted by her remark slightly* i hunt... *says it as if it's plain obvious that his not really hunting normal animals*
User avatar #87 to #86 - soosay (12/14/2012) [-]
"Hunt", like a job of work, 'tough guy' slang. Hunting, of a criminal variety? In a regards to an vulgar endeavor? *stares at Maels cold eyes for a moment then sets down tea* You must have a few exciting anecdotes lived down.
User avatar #88 to #87 - MaelRadec (12/15/2012) [-]
something like that *looks back in as cold of of a stare slightly revealing the colors of a cold killer and mad scientist* but most the jokes i know are cold and unfunny... who are you anyway... you know to much for a mere girl... you fooled me and made me believe and take the bait completely blinding me from the trap.... * leans forward staring right into her eyes as if starring through the surface right into her soul. crosses his fingers and frowns* what game are you playing here and for whom?
User avatar #89 to #88 - soosay (12/15/2012) [-]
Jimmy crickets *Leans forward spilling tea intentionally* Men like you are always paranoid cynics ain't ya? *Grins staring him dead in the eyes, showing her hollowed spectrum* I have my own activities to tend to *Leaves 7 dollars in dimes, Mael counts them fast* I would love to stay 'tough guy', But I have better things to do this evening then humor a regular American criminal....Same time tomorrow?
User avatar #90 to #89 - MaelRadec (12/15/2012) [-]
*smiles with a slight touch of insanity* it is a date... *chuckles backing away awaiting her to leave then leaves after her*

*after leaving the restaurant, he headed back to his apartment. when he got there he removed his long trench coat and hung it walking to his room filled with pictures crossed and circled of targets. he looked at all of them for a while thinking to himself of what they've all done doesn't even get close to the horrors he cause.
He sat down on the chair and slowly falling asleep*
User avatar #59 - MaelRadec (12/12/2012) [-]
*sitting next to the window looking at the rain flowing down the glass drinking some congnac with a sad look on his face*
User avatar #60 to #59 - soosay (12/12/2012) [-]
*Puts down a piping hot cup of coffee, black with 34 sugar cubes* Miss your friends Mael?
User avatar #61 to #60 - MaelRadec (12/12/2012) [-]
*chuckles at it with irony* i miss my sister... *takes a sip of the drink and looks at the coffee* 34 sugar cube?
User avatar #62 to #61 - soosay (12/12/2012) [-]
*Looks down at clip board* from 4 til 10, You always ask me to bring you black coffee with 5 cubes for each cup...I just figure *Laughs* I should just give you the box.
User avatar #63 to #62 - MaelRadec (12/12/2012) [-]
yeah i hope that covers the taste of piss... you should seriously search for another supplier of coffee... or just use sink water rather then your piss... *sighs and takes a sip making a disgusted expression* ohh gods... at least you don't feel the piss
User avatar #64 to #63 - soosay (12/12/2012) [-]
I will get the next pot of piss started. *Looks over to the next table, looks back and catches you staring at the same girl*
User avatar #65 to #64 - MaelRadec (12/12/2012) [-]
no need.... *sigh* what's her name again?
User avatar #66 to #65 - soosay (12/13/2012) [-]
Dunno why don't you go ask...I got work to do.
User avatar #67 to #66 - MaelRadec (12/13/2012) [-]
well **** it *sigh and stands up going to her* excuse me? is this seat taken? *asks her politely*
User avatar #68 to #67 - soosay (12/13/2012) [-]
*Stares at Mael* Ugh no it isn't...
User avatar #69 to #68 - MaelRadec (12/13/2012) [-]
may i sit down?
User avatar #70 to #69 - soosay (12/13/2012) [-]
*Eyes him down* I don't see why not *pulls out chair and moves bag*
User avatar #71 to #70 - MaelRadec (12/13/2012) [-]
*sits down with a smile* so, my name's Mael, what's your's?
User avatar #72 to #71 - soosay (12/13/2012) [-]
*Staring still, Sticks out her hand for a hand shake gesture* Sally, Sally Flora Lenoir please to make your countenance.
User avatar #73 to #72 - MaelRadec (12/13/2012) [-]
*shakes it with a smile* so, how long have you live around here?
User avatar #74 to #73 - soosay (12/13/2012) [-]
*looks contently at his hands, and silver hair catching the morning sun* I have been the down town district going on 5 years now...And...*stops herself and stares at the scars on your hands. then snaps out of it* And you? how long have you been coming to Molly's dinner?
User avatar #75 to #74 - MaelRadec (12/13/2012) [-]
for the past few months... moved in here about a year ago *still smiling* where did you come from?
User avatar #76 to #75 - soosay (12/13/2012) [-]
I Came from Fort Roosevelt. After it was torn down by blood brothers. Managed to make it to Abraham falls with my older sister.
User avatar #77 to #76 - MaelRadec (12/13/2012) [-]
ohh... the great fort Roosevelt battle... lots of blood brothers died there... later on picked off by vulture that circled around... such as the brotherhood of steel and other raiders.... kinda big defeat for the the blood brothers
User avatar #30 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
*Mael slowly walk around the city thinking of what will he do next. he looked at him all the people around him all happy and unconcerned. he walked to the cafe and sat in a corner and waited for the waiter*
User avatar #51 to #30 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
*Looks at Thomas who is chuckling at the small man vomiting in a box*
(The dinner from earlier)

Who are these two Mael? Friends? Changing your M.O? proud of you,. What will you boys be having, *Clicks Pen*

Franklin: Club house stake please. Water to drink
And for you big boy?
Thomas: 3 of everything please, and beer, Lot of beer !
*Waitress looks at Mael for confirmation*
User avatar #52 to #51 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
*shrugs and let's him pick sitting there waiting takes a deep breath then looks over shoulder searching for Lenia hoping she's still there*
User avatar #53 to #52 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
Franklin: Are you aware of who we are mister, Mael...Do you know who we are?
User avatar #54 to #53 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
*looks at them slightly disappointed not finding her and shakes head* no... sadly i don't
User avatar #55 to #54 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
Franklin: And what of you? you said you were a wanted man as well...You look...Familiar,
User avatar #56 to #55 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
do i? *lifts eye brows holding his head* well i am wanted by several authorities and mercenary groups... the blood brotherhood in particular...
User avatar #57 to #56 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
Franklin: you are very high on the list yes *Cuts stake and bites it* We just made our way out of Riverside. After my friend here torn apart a few high ranking members in a fight....
User avatar #58 to #57 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
interesting... so... what you think of the blood brothers? *i ask as i have an idea in mind*
User avatar #31 to #30 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
*Hand waves you as you sit* you come here everyday, sit in the same corner and still expect me to flag you down, What will it be today Mael? *Clicks pen and notches sholders*
User avatar #32 to #31 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
it's like you're unhappy i'm here... i'll have the usual bacon omelet and latte... *sighs looking outside at the people*
User avatar #33 to #32 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
I swear every time you come in the lights go on the fritz, *Clicks pen* I will be back with your num num's *Walks off*

User avatar #34 to #33 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
*shakes head then looks at the other side of the cafe and sees the woman that comes there everyday. He examines her and what she does like always*
User avatar #35 to #34 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
*Drops plate and Hands coffee* Same routine everyday, You ever think about getting a hobby instead of creeping on Lenia and drinking our ****** coffee?
User avatar #36 to #35 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
i do have hobbies... only you don't get to know them... now... how the once wise nation said "tirofref" mean get out of my sight, i can't stand your same long face.... *sighs and starts eating*
User avatar #37 to #36 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
See you say that, and always end up coming back to the same comer, eating the same ****** mean, On the same ****** down town street....*Walks off to the next table*
User avatar #38 to #37 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
*keeps on eating* i can't use up too much of my money... *quickly eat up and then takes out a small bottle of whiskey he keeps with himself and mixes it with the coffee and drinks it*
User avatar #39 to #38 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
*Outside a large hairy man in a cap and long wore through snow coat, tatter boots,storms through the streets accompanied by a average sized slender looking companion finer dressed in a rain coat with dress pants and neatly set loafers*
User avatar #40 to #39 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
*trails them with his eyes and quickly stands up and walks put in a rush his plan of finally going after Lenia failed as more important matters acquired. he silently and unnoticeably followed after the two men*
User avatar #41 to #40 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
*studying the two men he quickly analyses the two means figure. The first man, a hardy stature, Height: 7' 6", 1500 lbs. Gallivanting steps, Broad muscular tone, Grizzled hair and beard, the next man, Average height 6'2, Weight 201 pounds. Stalks, walks like a boxer, hands like a soldiers, Finely cut mustache, Neatly laid back hair.*

Taller man: I tell you Franklin! you have not been kissed until you have tasted the lips of a woman from riverside!
User avatar #42 to #41 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
*revealed by his sentence he laid off the aggressive option and suspicion they might be the blood brotherhood. he kept on following out of curiosity*
User avatar #43 to #42 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
Franklin: Stop moving Thomson, *Turns his head to the back* I can hear you, Stop squirming with the other vermin and show yourself. If you are more agents sent to kill me and Thomson you will find it to go as well as your last attempt, *Rolls up sleeves* State your business

Thomson: *Turns around scratching his face*
User avatar #44 to #43 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
*comes out of hiding hand up on the level of the chest* my business is simple... making sure you're not someone i hate... *smirks at them quickly searching for an weaknesses and strengths they have*
User avatar #45 to #44 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
Franklin: Not to many friendly people left this side of Abraham falls *Stern look to ward Mael*

Thomas: *Spits* Why is it we can't go for drinks without someone trying to get at our throats...
User avatar #46 to #45 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
hey *smiles* i'm wanted as well *chuckles* i have nothing against you... you know what... dinner on me
User avatar #47 to #46 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
Franklin: *Glances up and down quickly* If you are lying, My friend Thomas here has a nasty ill will toward those who lie to him...How can we trust you hm?
User avatar #48 to #47 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
*takes out his gerber knife and drops in on the floor and kicks it lightly to their feet* first step to peace?
User avatar #49 to #48 - soosay (11/16/2012) [-]
Franklin: I hope you have a hefty spending fund, Thomas didn't get as big as he is off salad and milk.
User avatar #50 to #49 - MaelRadec (11/16/2012) [-]
i do have enough... but let's keep it in reason *chuckles and then goes to the side and pukes* gods dammit... that darn coffee
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User avatar #8 - MaelRadec (08/17/2012) [-]
*Mael as his usual morning routine marches to the cafe right under his apartment and sits in his usual corner spot ordering the usual atomic latte reading the morning newspapers*
User avatar #9 to #8 - soosay (09/25/2012) [-]
When will you let us die?
User avatar #10 to #9 - MaelRadec (09/25/2012) [-]
why do you wanna die this much? you should know by now death is one of my greatest fears.... i wish not to die only when i'm ready i will greet death as a friend, but now i have to survive
User avatar #7 - MaelRadec (08/12/2012) [-]
funny as how they never seemed as dark times and quite prosperous.... welp... i need to get back to my world... i have a job and i wanna find some one new to enjoy my life with
User avatar #4 - talibanvoltorb (11/25/2011) [-]
I hunt a phycopathic canibal, Blood is hot...
User avatar #5 to #123 - soosay (11/25/2011) [-]
He watches me...Wants to hurt me. No No No. They always wanna hurt me. I can't talk They judge, Who are they to jugde me. Who points a finger at them...I stand alone. No not him, he is alone in this as much as I am. He is here to punish. Ignorance, They are oblivious to fire. Its not my fault I am hungry. They don't understand, NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO hes here.
User avatar #6 to #124 - talibanvoltorb (11/25/2011) [-]
He is vile, Wild. His smell stings my nose. He is hairy wild, Scared. I am the monster here. I frighten a man who devours women and kids. He is strong, Lashes out at me like a wild dog trying to escape. He is faster stronger.
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