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Date Signed Up:10/31/2010
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There's a blank spot here and I don't know how to fill it.
Do I quote that poem about that guy with an unconquerable spirit?
In the end, I don't know what to do,
And I certainly can't leave it up to you.
So I've got to think of something cool to say...
But my PS3 is beckoning me to play.
So I'll see you later,
Terminator... ?

latest user's comments

#80 - Yyyeeessssssssss... 03/14/2012 on Fuck.... 0
#207 - But now I'm scared I'll turn into a giant cockroach and get sh… 03/14/2012 on I'm going to die. +1
#76 - How do you have a face if your head is gone?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2012 on Blackheads +5
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#160 - Oh my goodness gracious that is really long. But wow.…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2012 on I'm going to die. +1
User avatar #206 - hudsen (03/14/2012) [-]
Wow I'm happy you read it!
Just another something to think about while you lay in bed haha
User avatar #207 - sookmaybowls (03/14/2012) [-]
But now I'm scared I'll turn into a giant cockroach and get shunned by my family.
#122 - Thanks a million, I'll report back after I read it.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2012 on I'm going to die. +1
User avatar #124 - hudsen (03/14/2012) [-]
Hell yeah man!
I look forward to it.
User avatar #160 - sookmaybowls (03/14/2012) [-]
Oh my goodness gracious that is really long.

But wow. That would be horrible. Not being able to communicate, watching your family turn their backs on you...

Good story.
User avatar #206 - hudsen (03/14/2012) [-]
Wow I'm happy you read it!
Just another something to think about while you lay in bed haha
User avatar #207 - sookmaybowls (03/14/2012) [-]
But now I'm scared I'll turn into a giant cockroach and get shunned by my family.
#98 - Aw come on you pansy, it can't be that ba- Nope.avi  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2012 on Fear god +2
User avatar #100 - NinjaCobra (03/14/2012) [-]
You guys are both fags. I bet it's just a lit-

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#101 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/14/2012) [-]
Screw you guys, that went from creepy to awesome in fullsize.
#107 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/14/2012) [-]
FUCK ALL YALL AND FUCK YOU MONSTER. I'M FAPPIN TO DAT ASS.
#119 - No, but after reading the comments, I would like to. …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/14/2012 on I'm going to die. +1
User avatar #120 - hudsen (03/14/2012) [-]
Yeah definitely!
Here's a link to the whole story online:

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/5200/5200-h/5200-h.htm

If you haven't experienced Kafka before,
just expect things to be very strange and subtly nightmarish.
It's pretty dense, and the pay off is intentionally unrewarding.

But still a great read.
User avatar #122 - sookmaybowls (03/14/2012) [-]
Thanks a million, I'll report back after I read it.
User avatar #124 - hudsen (03/14/2012) [-]
Hell yeah man!
I look forward to it.
User avatar #160 - sookmaybowls (03/14/2012) [-]
Oh my goodness gracious that is really long.

But wow. That would be horrible. Not being able to communicate, watching your family turn their backs on you...

Good story.
User avatar #206 - hudsen (03/14/2012) [-]
Wow I'm happy you read it!
Just another something to think about while you lay in bed haha
User avatar #207 - sookmaybowls (03/14/2012) [-]
But now I'm scared I'll turn into a giant cockroach and get shunned by my family.
#587 - True. And those aren't stoners, those are douchebags … 03/14/2012 on Wiggle Wiggle Yeaaah +2
#392 - Hhy,ldefr xdmkjghb 03/14/2012 on Girls and their nutella 0
#5 - YOU'RE A **********************************************… 03/14/2012 on ThizzKing's profile 0
#550 - This is why people don't like stoners.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2012 on Wiggle Wiggle Yeaaah +5
#575 - hindukush (03/14/2012) [-]
its not the stoners they dont like, its the people that feel the need to shove it in everyone's faces
User avatar #587 - sookmaybowls (03/14/2012) [-]
True.

And those aren't stoners, those are douchebags who happen to smoke weed, and the stoner community dislikes them too.

I know people that are against smoking and try to shove THAT down peoples' throats. It's ridiculous.
#216 - We need to pay attention to ourselves. 03/13/2012 on Oil +2
#417 - **sookmaybowls rolled a random image posted in comment #53 … 03/13/2012 on Triple points! 0
#36 - Picture 03/12/2012 on Ultra Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy +14
#271 - I mad. 03/12/2012 on 5 Years of 'Work' 0
#242 - Whoa dude, what the **** ? I was just off…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2012 on 5 Years of 'Work' 0
#265 - jbur (03/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #271 - sookmaybowls (03/12/2012) [-]
I mad.
#237 - Still though. If you follow those steps your battery can last …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/12/2012 on 5 Years of 'Work' -3
User avatar #240 - iRetaliate (03/12/2012) [-]
No, it can't. Unlike you (obviously), I use my phone for phone functions.

I only ever have my phone, SMS, and calender (unlike your 86 games) open, and therefore use up very little of the processor.

If I'm LUCKY, I'll get a full 24 hours. My old Blackberry had like a week of continual battery life...
#322 - joshlol (03/12/2012) [-]
if you want a phone for nothing more than that more fool you for buying an iPhone?
User avatar #323 - iRetaliate (03/12/2012) [-]
If you buy a phone to play video games, you're a retard.
User avatar #324 - joshlol (03/12/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure not many people buy a phone to play games
User avatar #326 - iRetaliate (03/12/2012) [-]
Then what do you do outside of calling, keeping appointments and texting. Aside from the occasional google search.
User avatar #327 - joshlol (03/12/2012) [-]
GPS? theres an app for a lot of useful tasks without including games
User avatar #437 - iRetaliate (03/12/2012) [-]
Herp derp, that's what I have a GPS for.

Name a few that aren't accomplished by their appropriate pieces of technology.
User avatar #438 - joshlol (03/12/2012) [-]
my point was if you only want the bare minimum out of a phone why did you spend extra on an iphone?
User avatar #439 - iRetaliate (03/12/2012) [-]
First off, it's a company phone.

Second, this is actually the CHEAPEST 4G phone available, so I have no idea what you're on about.
User avatar #242 - sookmaybowls (03/12/2012) [-]
Whoa dude, what the fuck?

I was just offering advice, I rarely play the games, and when the games ARE being played, it's my baby nephew.

You're getting way too personal there, partner.
#265 - jbur (03/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #271 - sookmaybowls (03/12/2012) [-]
I mad.
#233 - The only reason iPhones have "low battery life" is b…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/12/2012 on 5 Years of 'Work' -2
User avatar #235 - iRetaliate (03/12/2012) [-]
No, I have an iTouch 2g (which doesn't have background processing) along with an iPhone 4S.

They have nearly the same battery life (in fact, my iPhone, even with background apps is slightly longer)
User avatar #237 - sookmaybowls (03/12/2012) [-]
Still though. If you follow those steps your battery can last at least a day, if not more.
User avatar #240 - iRetaliate (03/12/2012) [-]
No, it can't. Unlike you (obviously), I use my phone for phone functions.

I only ever have my phone, SMS, and calender (unlike your 86 games) open, and therefore use up very little of the processor.

If I'm LUCKY, I'll get a full 24 hours. My old Blackberry had like a week of continual battery life...
#322 - joshlol (03/12/2012) [-]
if you want a phone for nothing more than that more fool you for buying an iPhone?
User avatar #323 - iRetaliate (03/12/2012) [-]
If you buy a phone to play video games, you're a retard.
User avatar #324 - joshlol (03/12/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure not many people buy a phone to play games
User avatar #326 - iRetaliate (03/12/2012) [-]
Then what do you do outside of calling, keeping appointments and texting. Aside from the occasional google search.
User avatar #327 - joshlol (03/12/2012) [-]
GPS? theres an app for a lot of useful tasks without including games
User avatar #437 - iRetaliate (03/12/2012) [-]
Herp derp, that's what I have a GPS for.

Name a few that aren't accomplished by their appropriate pieces of technology.
User avatar #438 - joshlol (03/12/2012) [-]
my point was if you only want the bare minimum out of a phone why did you spend extra on an iphone?
User avatar #439 - iRetaliate (03/12/2012) [-]
First off, it's a company phone.

Second, this is actually the CHEAPEST 4G phone available, so I have no idea what you're on about.
User avatar #242 - sookmaybowls (03/12/2012) [-]
Whoa dude, what the fuck?

I was just offering advice, I rarely play the games, and when the games ARE being played, it's my baby nephew.

You're getting way too personal there, partner.
#265 - jbur (03/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #271 - sookmaybowls (03/12/2012) [-]
I mad.
#59 - Dear EveryoneAboveMe, It was cold as **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2012 on Children Vs College 0
#61 - benttoyourwill (03/10/2012) [-]
Dear EveryoneAboveMe

Winter sucks dick here. 15" In 8 hours THREE TIMES IN A WEEK!

Sincerely,
Southern Michigan



#34 - What the **** is up, ****** faggot? 03/10/2012 on blasthardcheese's profile 0
#46 - This happens to me when I'm SOBER. It's worse w… 03/09/2012 on MFW smoking first time 0
#16 - I don't have a lighter. 03/08/2012 on facebook 0
#22 - NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENO… 03/08/2012 on Fucking kids +1
#10 - Me too.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2012 on SO FLY -7
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User avatar #22 - screamz (03/08/2012) [-]
Omfg i had to laugh so hard at this face brix would fly out of my anus
#41 - FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK you'r…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2012 on /b/rothers 0
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User avatar #87 - wtfdudereally (03/19/2012) [-]
TYLER. OMG. so someone just rolled a comment and it was your post in the ASL make friends whatever thread. i was like...wait...that looks like... ::follows link:: OMG MUST TELL. :)


kbai.

love, abby.
User avatar #88 to #91 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh my goodness. :D

Hi Abby!
User avatar #89 to #92 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :)

i miss you.

we haven't video chatted in like, YEARS. meaning like, months. BUT STILL. problemooo.
User avatar #90 to #93 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I know. :o

I miss you too. :3
User avatar #91 to #94 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
grab your dildo and leggoooooo
User avatar #92 to #95 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I'm too sick. :c
User avatar #93 to #96 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
PLEASE DONT DIE.


WHAT DO YOU HAVE.


IS IT AIDS?!?!?


IT'S AIDS ISN'T IT?!?!
User avatar #94 to #97 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
It's brain AIDS. c:
User avatar #95 to #98 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
lolwut.
User avatar #96 to #99 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I'm dun got me a cold.
User avatar #97 to #100 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
pssh suck it uppppp.
User avatar #98 to #101 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Ahhhbyyy, I'm dying...

Cough :c

You don't understand the severity-wheeze-of this cold.

The pin number to my bank account is...

GASP

Blurgleflauh
User avatar #99 to #102 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
that made me lol harder than front page.

oh wait.

very RARELY is FP evarrrrrr funny. you are now frontpage.

deal with it.
User avatar #100 to #103 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Please tell me you didn't screen-cap this and post it.
User avatar #101 to #104 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
i did not.
User avatar #102 to #105 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Don't you lie to me.
User avatar #103 to #106 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
i don't lie, remember.
User avatar #104 to #107 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh yeah huh.
#85 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2012) [-]
You look like a fat piece of **** and you tried to school me on mary j...get the **** real can't even believe this **** . This is too funny, lol bet people been telling you some regs is that lemon cheese and been taxing the **** offa ya. Kill yaself
User avatar #86 to #89 - sookmaybowls (03/04/2012) [-]
You must be goddamn retarded. First of all, I grew this year, so I didn't have to buy **** . Secondly, I'm not trying to "school" you, I was trying to help you not seem like the ignorant ******** you are. Did your parents ever tell you they were proud of you when you were younger? Apparently not, considering you're engaging in an internet argument even though you were proven wrong with visual evidence. Look man, if you don't believe me, fine. It's cool. Just go on ahead and continue browsing funnyjunk.
#68 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #69 to #72 - sookmaybowls (10/04/2011) [-]
Nothing much, how bout you babycakes?
#73 to #76 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
You's a chicken.
#75 to #78 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
How about you?
#76 to #79 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
Making you're own comments? Well 2 can play at this game.
User avatar #77 to #80 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
Actually, I've had these for a while :D
#78 to #81 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
I've had these for a while myself.
#81 to #84 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
I dunno what to talk to you about anymore.
#82 to #85 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
Well at least post or say something related. Or just post random gifs.
Well at least post or say something related. Or just post random gifs.
#83 to #86 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
Something related.
Something related.
User avatar #65 - KingOfLulz (10/01/2011) [-]
you retarded piece of ****
User avatar #66 to #69 - sookmaybowls (10/01/2011) [-]
....



Are you standing in front of a mirror?
User avatar #67 to #70 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
Yes.
#63 - orrisic (09/14/2011) [-]
**orrisic rolled a random image** y the random add?
#64 to #67 - sookmaybowls (09/14/2011) [-]
You know, I have no idea.  
  
Thanks for commenting on my profile, it's been feeling so lonely.
You know, I have no idea.

Thanks for commenting on my profile, it's been feeling so lonely.
User avatar #59 - lolollo ONLINE (08/13/2011) [-]
Surprisingly, some of my best friends smoke weed, but I'm not that much of an asshole to make them make the choice between keeping our friendship or soking weed, so I try to deal with it the best I can. What I can't stand is when I try to deal with it, and some dickweed starts making a scene about "Oh it's not that bad" "Just take a hit" or "Your employer isn't that important". **** you, yes he is. He's kind of paying for my college education. I'd say that's pretty damn important to a 19 year old. I've been at parties where they've smoked weed and I've been just fine, I just hung out in the room where they weren't smoking weed and did other things with the people who weren't smoking weed. Stop making it sound like I'm trying to be this communazi who's all against weed and think it needs to be destroyed, I honestly don't give a **** if you smoke weed. **** , I'll even be friends with you, just stop making a big ass ******* deal out of it when I won't join you.
User avatar #60 to #63 - sookmaybowls (08/13/2011) [-]
Whoawhoawhoawhoa...



I was just saying, and, it looks like you already have it figured out. I'm not calling you a communazi. Jeez bro, you mad?
User avatar #61 to #64 - lolollo ONLINE (08/13/2011) [-]
No, just tired of people making it seem like weed is the best thing since sliced bread when it's no more influential than cigarettes.
User avatar #58 - mrnsfw (06/22/2011) [-]
bitch
#51 - LoKiisDead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #52 to #55 - sookmaybowls (06/13/2011) [-]
I love you. ♥
#53 to #56 - LoKiisDead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #57 - sookmaybowls (06/13/2011) [-]
I'm a guy.
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#47 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
test
#48 to #51 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
test #2
test #2
User avatar #49 to #52 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
and it's delivered.
User avatar #50 to #53 - sookmaybowls (06/05/2011) [-]
:D thank you!
User avatar #45 - SRsoccerstar (05/09/2011) [-]
Make Moar BSA leaders ones
User avatar #46 to #49 - sookmaybowls (05/09/2011) [-]
Alrighty :D
#41 - bobJML (04/04/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
User avatar #43 to #46 - bobJML (04/04/2011) [-]
Going to bed :P

Night.
User avatar #44 to #47 - sookmaybowls (04/04/2011) [-]
I probably should too.


Goodnight.
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#1 - sookmaybowls (11/23/2010) [-]
commenting on own profile


i should get a life
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User avatar #20 to #22 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
see how i got you to go from hating me, to commenting on my profile?


because im a winner.

#27 to #23 - TheSystemError (03/20/2011) [-]
She was stalking you. Get in there.
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User avatar #22 to #24 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
Im afraid you're some cougar trying to get at me, how old are you?
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User avatar #24 to #26 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
IM 15 TOO.


And me nither, im just saiyan.
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User avatar #26 to #28 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
But shhhh, we don't want to know, for he is silly.
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User avatar #33 to #35 - sookmaybowls (03/26/2011) [-]
what are you doing?
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User avatar #35 to #37 - sookmaybowls (03/30/2011) [-]
NO YOU ARE!
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User avatar #38 to #41 - sookmaybowls (04/02/2011) [-]
Liar face.
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User avatar #40 to #43 - sookmaybowls (04/03/2011) [-]
Well then.

We are at a dilemma.
User avatar #30 to #31 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
Why did you come comment on my profile?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
you are not alone anymore.
User avatar #3 to #2 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
yay!
User avatar #4 to #3 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
why are you awake anyway? its 3:30 am.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
why are you awake?


because im 14 and i have a 3 day weekend
you do the math
User avatar #6 to #5 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
the math is good. Same reason I am. Where are you from anyway? Somewhere in the US I know cause of MLK day... hmmm its not 6 am there so you are from the west... I determine... california.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
why.. yess, yess i am




where you from?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
California. I detect your presence is near.
User avatar #9 to #8 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
you around stockton, visalia, atwater, merced?


like central central cali?


around 2 hours from yosemite?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
not central more like southern. near LA. but i do know where yosemite is.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
dude, like, how far from L.A. anaheim?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
30 minutes away. City is called Glendale btw.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
ive been there! i live in merced.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
I have no clue where merced is. Haha barely moved here from Korea. :D
User avatar #15 to #14 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
oh **** ...

were you fleeing for fear of civil war?
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