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Date Signed Up:10/31/2010
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There's a blank spot here and I don't know how to fill it.
Do I quote that poem about that guy with an unconquerable spirit?
In the end, I don't know what to do,
And I certainly can't leave it up to you.
So I've got to think of something cool to say...
But my PS3 is beckoning me to play.
So I'll see you later,
Terminator... ?

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#160 - MFW my name is Tyler.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2012 on Totally not a kid trying to... +7
#180 - walliedawalrus (03/18/2012) [-]
Mfw my ex named my dick Tyler
#1479 - Comment deleted 03/18/2012 on Where is your god now! 0
#9 - I didn't wanna be with her anyway, I kinda got dicked into dat… 03/17/2012 on Good Guy Greg +2
#7 - I dated a girl for 3 weeks and she wanted to give me her virgi…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2012 on Good Guy Greg +4
User avatar #11 - crazyhindu (03/17/2012) [-]
i guess the saying i am what i eat is wrong cause you obviously didn't eat any pussy
#8 - TRAVGAR (03/17/2012) [-]
just do it in a hottub lololol
User avatar #9 - sookmaybowls (03/17/2012) [-]
I didn't wanna be with her anyway, I kinda got dicked into dating her.
#320 - **sookmaybowls rolls 545** Funnyjunk's wikipedia. I… 03/17/2012 on Take FJ back 0
#83 - Is that made out of legos?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2012 on wut +2
User avatar #105 - winsauceiswin (03/17/2012) [-]
yeah we used those same things for water robotics, pretty awesome
User avatar #85 - phanact (03/17/2012) [-]
lego nxt mindstorm yea
#53 - How do you make a little boy cry twice? Wipe your bloody …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2012 on Inquisitive newborn +1
#54 - spudsgalooo (03/17/2012) [-]
This isn't a baby joke, but it's still just as fucked up.

So there was a group of guys at a bar. One said, "Dude, I know this one hooker who can sing opera while she gives you the best head!" One responded "No fucking way, man. that's impossible." The first said, "If you don't believe me, try for yourself!" So he finds this hooker, and she said, "Okay, I have two rules. one, you need to keep your eyes closed. Two, the lights must be off." The man agreed, and they went to a shitty motel room. She told him to close his eyes as she turned off the lights. The man heard a click sorta sound, and she started sucking his dick like an OP and she sang Marriage of Figaro at the same time. He made it a point to find her trick. He hired her a few more times, and still couldn't figure it out. He thinks it has to do with the click sound he keeps hearing. Eventually, he decides to trick her. When he hires her again, the lights go out and he closes his eyes. he hears the click and she starts singing Phantom of the Opera. He reaches over to the light switch as she starts sucking his fifth limb. He turns the light switch on and sees a glass eye on the nightstand.

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#20 - What's better than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead b…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2012 on Inquisitive newborn +2
User avatar #34 - hamdemoniv (03/16/2012) [-]
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a ham sandwich? I dont fuck a ham sandwich before i eat it!
How long does it take for a baby's skin to start bubbling up when in a microwave? i dont know i was too busy masturbating to it!
How do you stop a baby from choking? take your dick out of its mouth!
User avatar #32 - spudsgalooo (03/16/2012) [-]
Keep going, man!
User avatar #53 - sookmaybowls (03/16/2012) [-]
How do you make a little boy cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.
#54 - spudsgalooo (03/17/2012) [-]
This isn't a baby joke, but it's still just as fucked up.

So there was a group of guys at a bar. One said, "Dude, I know this one hooker who can sing opera while she gives you the best head!" One responded "No fucking way, man. that's impossible." The first said, "If you don't believe me, try for yourself!" So he finds this hooker, and she said, "Okay, I have two rules. one, you need to keep your eyes closed. Two, the lights must be off." The man agreed, and they went to a shitty motel room. She told him to close his eyes as she turned off the lights. The man heard a click sorta sound, and she started sucking his dick like an OP and she sang Marriage of Figaro at the same time. He made it a point to find her trick. He hired her a few more times, and still couldn't figure it out. He thinks it has to do with the click sound he keeps hearing. Eventually, he decides to trick her. When he hires her again, the lights go out and he closes his eyes. he hears the click and she starts singing Phantom of the Opera. He reaches over to the light switch as she starts sucking his fifth limb. He turns the light switch on and sees a glass eye on the nightstand.

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#42 - Malfoy's a snitching little bitch.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2012 on Nilpferd 0
#54 - aeroplanes (03/16/2012) [-]
At least he's hot.
#139 - Yes. You should. 03/16/2012 on Inspirational Facebook Kid 0
#133 - What the **** kind of person from the internet ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2012 on Inspirational Facebook Kid +1
User avatar #135 - songemot (03/16/2012) [-]
Sometimes I just feel like being a little merciful. I should probably get that checked out...
User avatar #139 - sookmaybowls (03/16/2012) [-]
Yes.

You should.
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#123 - mothertrollbegood (03/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #1314 - sookmaybowls (03/16/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#587 - Oh whoa. That's trippy. Haha. 03/15/2012 on How annoying children... 0
#581 - Merced  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2012 on How annoying children... 0
User avatar #583 - PandasGirl (03/15/2012) [-]
lol no way! i live on merced ave in santa rosa.
User avatar #587 - sookmaybowls (03/15/2012) [-]
Oh whoa.

That's trippy. Haha.
#37 - How do I do this with windows 7? I'm a lamefag.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2012 on Club Penguin Raid +2
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User avatar #63 - sookmaybowls (03/15/2012) [-]
Thank you!
#123 - mothertrollbegood (03/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #1314 - sookmaybowls (03/16/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#556 - That's like, 3 hours from where I am. And you live i…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2012 on How annoying children... 0
User avatar #558 - PandasGirl (03/15/2012) [-]
lol do you live in oakland or LA?
User avatar #581 - sookmaybowls (03/15/2012) [-]
Merced
User avatar #583 - PandasGirl (03/15/2012) [-]
lol no way! i live on merced ave in santa rosa.
User avatar #587 - sookmaybowls (03/15/2012) [-]
Oh whoa.

That's trippy. Haha.
#549 - Aww lucky! But the mexicans and old people are the s…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/15/2012 on How annoying children... 0
User avatar #552 - PandasGirl (03/15/2012) [-]
santa rosa
User avatar #556 - sookmaybowls (03/15/2012) [-]
That's like, 3 hours from where I am.

And you live in the nice part of the Sunshine State.

I live in the valley, in the #1 city for unemployment in the country.
User avatar #558 - PandasGirl (03/15/2012) [-]
lol do you live in oakland or LA?
User avatar #581 - sookmaybowls (03/15/2012) [-]
Merced
User avatar #583 - PandasGirl (03/15/2012) [-]
lol no way! i live on merced ave in santa rosa.
User avatar #587 - sookmaybowls (03/15/2012) [-]
Oh whoa.

That's trippy. Haha.
#537 - ********************** . So many asshole …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/15/2012 on How annoying children... +1
User avatar #545 - PandasGirl (03/15/2012) [-]
lol thanks. its blue and yellow where i work. and all the people that shop there are either mexican or relly old.
User avatar #549 - sookmaybowls (03/15/2012) [-]
Aww lucky!

But the mexicans and old people are the same in my town. What part of California are you in?
User avatar #552 - PandasGirl (03/15/2012) [-]
santa rosa
User avatar #556 - sookmaybowls (03/15/2012) [-]
That's like, 3 hours from where I am.

And you live in the nice part of the Sunshine State.

I live in the valley, in the #1 city for unemployment in the country.
User avatar #558 - PandasGirl (03/15/2012) [-]
lol do you live in oakland or LA?
User avatar #581 - sookmaybowls (03/15/2012) [-]
Merced
User avatar #583 - PandasGirl (03/15/2012) [-]
lol no way! i live on merced ave in santa rosa.
User avatar #587 - sookmaybowls (03/15/2012) [-]
Oh whoa.

That's trippy. Haha.
#2 - I wish I could dance like that. :'c 03/15/2012 on Fuckin' b +1

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User avatar #87 - wtfdudereally (03/19/2012) [-]
TYLER. OMG. so someone just rolled a comment and it was your post in the ASL make friends whatever thread. i was like...wait...that looks like... ::follows link:: OMG MUST TELL. :)


kbai.

love, abby.
User avatar #88 to #91 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh my goodness. :D

Hi Abby!
User avatar #89 to #92 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :)

i miss you.

we haven't video chatted in like, YEARS. meaning like, months. BUT STILL. problemooo.
User avatar #90 to #93 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I know. :o

I miss you too. :3
User avatar #91 to #94 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
grab your dildo and leggoooooo
User avatar #92 to #95 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I'm too sick. :c
User avatar #93 to #96 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
PLEASE DONT DIE.


WHAT DO YOU HAVE.


IS IT AIDS?!?!?


IT'S AIDS ISN'T IT?!?!
User avatar #94 to #97 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
It's brain AIDS. c:
User avatar #95 to #98 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
lolwut.
User avatar #96 to #99 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I'm dun got me a cold.
User avatar #97 to #100 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
pssh suck it uppppp.
User avatar #98 to #101 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Ahhhbyyy, I'm dying...

Cough :c

You don't understand the severity-wheeze-of this cold.

The pin number to my bank account is...

GASP

Blurgleflauh
User avatar #99 to #102 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
that made me lol harder than front page.

oh wait.

very RARELY is FP evarrrrrr funny. you are now frontpage.

deal with it.
User avatar #100 to #103 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Please tell me you didn't screen-cap this and post it.
User avatar #101 to #104 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
i did not.
User avatar #102 to #105 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Don't you lie to me.
User avatar #103 to #106 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
i don't lie, remember.
User avatar #104 to #107 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh yeah huh.
#85 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
You look like a fat piece of **** and you tried to school me on mary j...get the **** real can't even believe this **** . This is too funny, lol bet people been telling you some regs is that lemon cheese and been taxing the **** offa ya. Kill yaself
User avatar #86 to #89 - sookmaybowls (03/04/2012) [-]
You must be goddamn retarded. First of all, I grew this year, so I didn't have to buy **** . Secondly, I'm not trying to "school" you, I was trying to help you not seem like the ignorant ******** you are. Did your parents ever tell you they were proud of you when you were younger? Apparently not, considering you're engaging in an internet argument even though you were proven wrong with visual evidence. Look man, if you don't believe me, fine. It's cool. Just go on ahead and continue browsing funnyjunk.
#68 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #69 to #72 - sookmaybowls (10/04/2011) [-]
Nothing much, how bout you babycakes?
#73 to #76 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
You's a chicken.
#75 to #78 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
How about you?
#76 to #79 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
Making you're own comments? Well 2 can play at this game.
User avatar #77 to #80 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
Actually, I've had these for a while :D
#78 to #81 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
I've had these for a while myself.
#81 to #84 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
I dunno what to talk to you about anymore.
#82 to #85 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
Well at least post or say something related. Or just post random gifs.
Well at least post or say something related. Or just post random gifs.
#83 to #86 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
Something related.
Something related.
User avatar #65 - KingOfLulz (10/01/2011) [-]
you retarded piece of ****
User avatar #66 to #69 - sookmaybowls (10/01/2011) [-]
....



Are you standing in front of a mirror?
User avatar #67 to #70 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
Yes.
#63 - orrisic (09/14/2011) [-]
**orrisic rolled a random image** y the random add?
#64 to #67 - sookmaybowls (09/14/2011) [-]
You know, I have no idea.  
  
Thanks for commenting on my profile, it's been feeling so lonely.
You know, I have no idea.

Thanks for commenting on my profile, it's been feeling so lonely.
User avatar #59 - lolollo (08/13/2011) [-]
Surprisingly, some of my best friends smoke weed, but I'm not that much of an asshole to make them make the choice between keeping our friendship or soking weed, so I try to deal with it the best I can. What I can't stand is when I try to deal with it, and some dickweed starts making a scene about "Oh it's not that bad" "Just take a hit" or "Your employer isn't that important". **** you, yes he is. He's kind of paying for my college education. I'd say that's pretty damn important to a 19 year old. I've been at parties where they've smoked weed and I've been just fine, I just hung out in the room where they weren't smoking weed and did other things with the people who weren't smoking weed. Stop making it sound like I'm trying to be this communazi who's all against weed and think it needs to be destroyed, I honestly don't give a **** if you smoke weed. **** , I'll even be friends with you, just stop making a big ass ******* deal out of it when I won't join you.
User avatar #60 to #63 - sookmaybowls (08/13/2011) [-]
Whoawhoawhoawhoa...



I was just saying, and, it looks like you already have it figured out. I'm not calling you a communazi. Jeez bro, you mad?
User avatar #61 to #64 - lolollo (08/13/2011) [-]
No, just tired of people making it seem like weed is the best thing since sliced bread when it's no more influential than cigarettes.
User avatar #58 - mrnsfw (06/22/2011) [-]
bitch
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User avatar #52 to #55 - sookmaybowls (06/13/2011) [-]
I love you. ♥
#53 to #56 - LoKiisDead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #57 - sookmaybowls (06/13/2011) [-]
I'm a guy.
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#47 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
test
#48 to #51 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
test #2
test #2
User avatar #49 to #52 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
and it's delivered.
User avatar #50 to #53 - sookmaybowls (06/05/2011) [-]
:D thank you!
User avatar #45 - SRsoccerstar (05/09/2011) [-]
Make Moar BSA leaders ones
User avatar #46 to #49 - sookmaybowls (05/09/2011) [-]
Alrighty :D
#41 - bobJML (04/04/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
User avatar #43 to #46 - bobJML (04/04/2011) [-]
Going to bed :P

Night.
User avatar #44 to #47 - sookmaybowls (04/04/2011) [-]
I probably should too.


Goodnight.
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#1 - sookmaybowls (11/23/2010) [-]
commenting on own profile


i should get a life
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User avatar #20 to #22 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
see how i got you to go from hating me, to commenting on my profile?


because im a winner.

#27 to #23 - TheSystemError (03/20/2011) [-]
She was stalking you. Get in there.
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User avatar #22 to #24 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
Im afraid you're some cougar trying to get at me, how old are you?
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User avatar #24 to #26 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
IM 15 TOO.


And me nither, im just saiyan.
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User avatar #26 to #28 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
But shhhh, we don't want to know, for he is silly.
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User avatar #33 to #35 - sookmaybowls (03/26/2011) [-]
what are you doing?
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User avatar #35 to #37 - sookmaybowls (03/30/2011) [-]
NO YOU ARE!
#37 to #38 - iloooovpink **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #41 - sookmaybowls (04/02/2011) [-]
Liar face.
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User avatar #40 to #43 - sookmaybowls (04/03/2011) [-]
Well then.

We are at a dilemma.
User avatar #30 to #31 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
Why did you come comment on my profile?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
you are not alone anymore.
User avatar #3 to #2 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
yay!
User avatar #4 to #3 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
why are you awake anyway? its 3:30 am.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
why are you awake?


because im 14 and i have a 3 day weekend
you do the math
User avatar #6 to #5 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
the math is good. Same reason I am. Where are you from anyway? Somewhere in the US I know cause of MLK day... hmmm its not 6 am there so you are from the west... I determine... california.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
why.. yess, yess i am




where you from?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
California. I detect your presence is near.
User avatar #9 to #8 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
you around stockton, visalia, atwater, merced?


like central central cali?


around 2 hours from yosemite?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
not central more like southern. near LA. but i do know where yosemite is.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
dude, like, how far from L.A. anaheim?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
30 minutes away. City is called Glendale btw.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
ive been there! i live in merced.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
I have no clue where merced is. Haha barely moved here from Korea. :D
User avatar #15 to #14 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
oh **** ...

were you fleeing for fear of civil war?
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