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sookmaybowls

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/31/2010
Last Login:2/16/2013
Location:in your pants
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There's a blank spot here and I don't know how to fill it.
Do I quote that poem about that guy with an unconquerable spirit?
In the end, I don't know what to do,
And I certainly can't leave it up to you.
So I've got to think of something cool to say...
But my PS3 is beckoning me to play.
So I'll see you later,
Terminator... ?

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#83 - Is that made out of legos?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2012 on wut +2
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#105 - winsauceiswin (03/17/2012) [-]
yeah we used those same things for water robotics, pretty awesome
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#85 - phanact (03/17/2012) [-]
lego nxt mindstorm yea
#53 - How do you make a little boy cry twice? Wipe your bloody …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2012 on Inquisitive newborn +1
#54 - spudsgalooo (03/17/2012) [-]
This isn't a baby joke, but it's still just as fucked up.

So there was a group of guys at a bar. One said, "Dude, I know this one hooker who can sing opera while she gives you the best head!" One responded "No fucking way, man. that's impossible." The first said, "If you don't believe me, try for yourself!" So he finds this hooker, and she said, "Okay, I have two rules. one, you need to keep your eyes closed. Two, the lights must be off." The man agreed, and they went to a shitty motel room. She told him to close his eyes as she turned off the lights. The man heard a click sorta sound, and she started sucking his dick like an OP and she sang Marriage of Figaro at the same time. He made it a point to find her trick. He hired her a few more times, and still couldn't figure it out. He thinks it has to do with the click sound he keeps hearing. Eventually, he decides to trick her. When he hires her again, the lights go out and he closes his eyes. he hears the click and she starts singing Phantom of the Opera. He reaches over to the light switch as she starts sucking his fifth limb. He turns the light switch on and sees a glass eye on the nightstand.

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#8 - This stuff is legit. There are books about people wit… 03/16/2012 on Struck by Transformers +3
#20 - What's better than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead b…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2012 on Inquisitive newborn +2
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#34 - hamdemoniv (03/16/2012) [-]
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a ham sandwich? I dont fuck a ham sandwich before i eat it!
How long does it take for a baby's skin to start bubbling up when in a microwave? i dont know i was too busy masturbating to it!
How do you stop a baby from choking? take your dick out of its mouth!
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#32 - spudsgalooo (03/16/2012) [-]
Keep going, man!
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#53 - sookmaybowls (03/16/2012) [-]
How do you make a little boy cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.
#54 - spudsgalooo (03/17/2012) [-]
This isn't a baby joke, but it's still just as fucked up.

So there was a group of guys at a bar. One said, "Dude, I know this one hooker who can sing opera while she gives you the best head!" One responded "No fucking way, man. that's impossible." The first said, "If you don't believe me, try for yourself!" So he finds this hooker, and she said, "Okay, I have two rules. one, you need to keep your eyes closed. Two, the lights must be off." The man agreed, and they went to a shitty motel room. She told him to close his eyes as she turned off the lights. The man heard a click sorta sound, and she started sucking his dick like an OP and she sang Marriage of Figaro at the same time. He made it a point to find her trick. He hired her a few more times, and still couldn't figure it out. He thinks it has to do with the click sound he keeps hearing. Eventually, he decides to trick her. When he hires her again, the lights go out and he closes his eyes. he hears the click and she starts singing Phantom of the Opera. He reaches over to the light switch as she starts sucking his fifth limb. He turns the light switch on and sees a glass eye on the nightstand.

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#11 - Picture 03/16/2012 on Oh my... +7
#27 - I have. 03/16/2012 on stoner stan 0
#12 - Why are you on reddit? 03/16/2012 on No idea +3
#48 - It's doing many cute things, here is a list; 1. Cute … 03/16/2012 on Pig in the sink +2
#42 - Malfoy's a snitching little bitch.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2012 on Nilpferd 0
#54 - aeroplanes (03/16/2012) [-]
At least he's hot.
#139 - Yes. You should. 03/16/2012 on Inspirational Facebook Kid 0