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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/31/2010
Last Login:2/16/2013
Location:in your pants
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There's a blank spot here and I don't know how to fill it.
Do I quote that poem about that guy with an unconquerable spirit?
In the end, I don't know what to do,
And I certainly can't leave it up to you.
So I've got to think of something cool to say...
But my PS3 is beckoning me to play.
So I'll see you later,
Terminator... ?

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#347 - What if the girl of my dreams is horrible in bed in reality? … 02/09/2012 on Don't fuck with Olive Garden +3
#147 - COMMENT 02/08/2012 on The New Chat Option +2
#146 - SINGLE 02/08/2012 on The New Chat Option +2
#145 - EVERY 02/08/2012 on The New Chat Option +2
#234 - NOTHING is funny for a while. Similar feels, bro. 02/08/2012 on Irony +1
#342 - As high as me. Everything is moving/  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2012 on Decline Happiness 0
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#6 - When my mom was alive, my house was the "pretty much anyt… 02/03/2012 on Oh, hai Mark +1
#8 - "Music?" Dun-nanana-dun-nanana-dundundun-nana-du… 02/03/2012 on Seems Legit +3
#7 - Wake up. Sunlight? You pick yourself up off the ground. &q…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2012 on Seems Legit +3
User avatar #8 - sookmaybowls (02/03/2012) [-]
"Music?"
Dun-nanana-dun-nanana-dundundun-nana-dunnananana Beep... Beep... Beep...
Beep...
You open your eyes.
"Mom? Dad?"
"...Mario?"
"MOM!"
#6 - The brain bleeding made you slip into a coma. You wake up.…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2012 on Seems Legit +3
User avatar #7 - sookmaybowls (02/03/2012) [-]
Wake up. Sunlight? You pick yourself up off the ground.
"What the hell?"
You look around. "Flowers?" You walk around. "Look, a path."
Following the path, you notice lots of green-piping and toadstools.
You sit for a moment. Just looking. WHOA. Did that toadstool just move? Keep watching it.
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
It did. Wait- maybe you're dreaming. This all feels too real, but...
I mean, I guess I could try. You notice a hole along the path.
"Why not? Fuck it. Damned if I do, damned if I don't." You leap. Looking down, you notice the bottom approaching....
You open your eyes. "What in the-" You're looking down the hole again, right before you jumped.
You back-up.
Shocked, you continue down the path.
You're looking down at your feet.
What's that? You walk up to a plant.
"It's got... teeth?" It writhes.
You gape at it. Unmoved. Unaware of the fact that a giant worm-like plant is slowly moving toward you to devour you. It rears it's head back. Getting in position for a strike.
...
You open your eyes, hoping to see the same posters. The same show on T.V.
You're about to approach the plant.
"Again?" Still, confused, you continue down the bath. Suddenly, you get a feeling of excitement. "Is that a flag? Civilization?" You approach the top of the hill. The only way down is to jump to the pole and slide to the ground. You get into prime jumping position. Backing up a foot or two for a good jump. You bolt for it. YOU GOT IT.
User avatar #8 - sookmaybowls (02/03/2012) [-]
"Music?"
Dun-nanana-dun-nanana-dundundun-nana-dunnananana Beep... Beep... Beep...
Beep...
You open your eyes.
"Mom? Dad?"
"...Mario?"
"MOM!"
#14 - You should change your name to "GeneralDepression". …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2012 on Dat feelin's +4
User avatar #32 - GeneralLeeInsane (02/03/2012) [-]
But...
I'm not depressed.
#48 - I love San Francisco. 02/03/2012 on COMP +1
#29 - Girl gets pig blood poured on her, goes rage, kills everyone. … 02/03/2012 on Periods +3
#26 - Comment deleted 02/02/2012 on A Very Memey Proposal +3
#940 - The Revolutionary War involving Newly-founded America and bri…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2012 on True Hero +1
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#924 - It starts with "Revolution" and ends with "ary&…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2012 on True Hero +1
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User avatar #940 - sookmaybowls (02/02/2012) [-]
The Revolutionary War involving Newly-founded America and britfat.
America wants independence from britfat.
britfat says "NO, Lamar Smith."
America is like "Nigga I know you did not just say what I think you said."
War ensues. Outcomes are; Murrica's independence granted and britfat is butthurt.
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#94 - >Asleep in math. >Teachers needs to wake me up. … 02/02/2012 on Have slept in class since 0
#825 - You're mad 'cause you lost the war.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2012 on True Hero +5
#915 - narkyelite has deleted their comment.
User avatar #924 - sookmaybowls (02/02/2012) [-]
It starts with "Revolution" and ends with "ary".
#932 - narkyelite has deleted their comment.
User avatar #940 - sookmaybowls (02/02/2012) [-]
The Revolutionary War involving Newly-founded America and britfat.
America wants independence from britfat.
britfat says "NO, Lamar Smith."
America is like "Nigga I know you did not just say what I think you said."
War ensues. Outcomes are; Murrica's independence granted and britfat is butthurt.
#944 - narkyelite has deleted their comment.
#400 - Haha, don't worry about it. I ask nothing more of you than to …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2012 on When Your Parents Came Home +4
User avatar #401 - delrio (02/02/2012) [-]
Okay!
#21 - THIS WAS ON THE NEWS THIS MORNING! 02/01/2012 on Cool. Nuff said +1
#32 - At least he's not a whore. 02/01/2012 on My mom is cool -1
#398 - Thank you.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2012 on When Your Parents Came Home +2
User avatar #399 - delrio (02/01/2012) [-]
No problem.

I wish I could offer you something more than comment toenail clippings.
User avatar #400 - sookmaybowls (02/02/2012) [-]
Haha, don't worry about it. I ask nothing more of you than to enjoy your life and adore your loved ones.
User avatar #401 - delrio (02/02/2012) [-]
Okay!
#66 - I have the poster with this picture. <--Proof  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2012 on Troll lvl 9 0
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#62 - *:Amazing 01/31/2012 on :A +1
#34 - I'm happy you said "some". There are some hella infl… 01/30/2012 on Cool cop +1

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User avatar #87 - wtfdudereally (03/19/2012) [-]
TYLER. OMG. so someone just rolled a comment and it was your post in the ASL make friends whatever thread. i was like...wait...that looks like... ::follows link:: OMG MUST TELL. :)


kbai.

love, abby.
User avatar #88 to #91 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh my goodness. :D

Hi Abby!
User avatar #89 to #92 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII :)

i miss you.

we haven't video chatted in like, YEARS. meaning like, months. BUT STILL. problemooo.
User avatar #90 to #93 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I know. :o

I miss you too. :3
User avatar #91 to #94 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
grab your dildo and leggoooooo
User avatar #92 to #95 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I'm too sick. :c
User avatar #93 to #96 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
PLEASE DONT DIE.


WHAT DO YOU HAVE.


IS IT AIDS?!?!?


IT'S AIDS ISN'T IT?!?!
User avatar #94 to #97 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
It's brain AIDS. c:
User avatar #95 to #98 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
lolwut.
User avatar #96 to #99 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
I'm dun got me a cold.
User avatar #97 to #100 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
pssh suck it uppppp.
User avatar #98 to #101 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Ahhhbyyy, I'm dying...

Cough :c

You don't understand the severity-wheeze-of this cold.

The pin number to my bank account is...

GASP

Blurgleflauh
User avatar #99 to #102 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
that made me lol harder than front page.

oh wait.

very RARELY is FP evarrrrrr funny. you are now frontpage.

deal with it.
User avatar #100 to #103 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Please tell me you didn't screen-cap this and post it.
User avatar #101 to #104 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
i did not.
User avatar #102 to #105 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Don't you lie to me.
User avatar #103 to #106 - wtfdudereally (03/20/2012) [-]
i don't lie, remember.
User avatar #104 to #107 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2012) [-]
Oh yeah huh.
#85 - anonymous (03/04/2012) [-]
You look like a fat piece of **** and you tried to school me on mary j...get the **** real can't even believe this **** . This is too funny, lol bet people been telling you some regs is that lemon cheese and been taxing the **** offa ya. Kill yaself
User avatar #86 to #89 - sookmaybowls (03/04/2012) [-]
You must be goddamn retarded. First of all, I grew this year, so I didn't have to buy **** . Secondly, I'm not trying to "school" you, I was trying to help you not seem like the ignorant ******** you are. Did your parents ever tell you they were proud of you when you were younger? Apparently not, considering you're engaging in an internet argument even though you were proven wrong with visual evidence. Look man, if you don't believe me, fine. It's cool. Just go on ahead and continue browsing funnyjunk.
#68 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #69 to #72 - sookmaybowls (10/04/2011) [-]
Nothing much, how bout you babycakes?
#73 to #76 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
You's a chicken.
#75 to #78 - sookmaybowls (10/05/2011) [-]
How about you?
#76 to #79 - bobJML (10/05/2011) [-]
Making you're own comments? Well 2 can play at this game.
User avatar #77 to #80 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
Actually, I've had these for a while :D
#78 to #81 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
I've had these for a while myself.
#81 to #84 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
I dunno what to talk to you about anymore.
#82 to #85 - bobJML (10/06/2011) [-]
Well at least post or say something related. Or just post random gifs.
Well at least post or say something related. Or just post random gifs.
#83 to #86 - sookmaybowls (10/06/2011) [-]
Something related.
Something related.
User avatar #65 - KingOfLulz (10/01/2011) [-]
you retarded piece of ****
User avatar #66 to #69 - sookmaybowls (10/01/2011) [-]
....



Are you standing in front of a mirror?
User avatar #67 to #70 - bobJML (10/04/2011) [-]
Yes.
#63 - orrisic (09/14/2011) [-]
**orrisic rolled a random image** y the random add?
#64 to #67 - sookmaybowls (09/14/2011) [-]
You know, I have no idea.  
  
Thanks for commenting on my profile, it's been feeling so lonely.
You know, I have no idea.

Thanks for commenting on my profile, it's been feeling so lonely.
User avatar #59 - lolollo (08/13/2011) [-]
Surprisingly, some of my best friends smoke weed, but I'm not that much of an asshole to make them make the choice between keeping our friendship or soking weed, so I try to deal with it the best I can. What I can't stand is when I try to deal with it, and some dickweed starts making a scene about "Oh it's not that bad" "Just take a hit" or "Your employer isn't that important". **** you, yes he is. He's kind of paying for my college education. I'd say that's pretty damn important to a 19 year old. I've been at parties where they've smoked weed and I've been just fine, I just hung out in the room where they weren't smoking weed and did other things with the people who weren't smoking weed. Stop making it sound like I'm trying to be this communazi who's all against weed and think it needs to be destroyed, I honestly don't give a **** if you smoke weed. **** , I'll even be friends with you, just stop making a big ass ******* deal out of it when I won't join you.
User avatar #60 to #63 - sookmaybowls (08/13/2011) [-]
Whoawhoawhoawhoa...



I was just saying, and, it looks like you already have it figured out. I'm not calling you a communazi. Jeez bro, you mad?
User avatar #61 to #64 - lolollo (08/13/2011) [-]
No, just tired of people making it seem like weed is the best thing since sliced bread when it's no more influential than cigarettes.
User avatar #58 - mrnsfw (06/22/2011) [-]
bitch
#51 - LoKiisDead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #52 to #55 - sookmaybowls (06/13/2011) [-]
I love you. ♥
#53 to #56 - LoKiisDead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #57 - sookmaybowls (06/13/2011) [-]
I'm a guy.
#55 to #58 - LoKiisDead **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
test
#48 to #51 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
test #2
test #2
User avatar #49 to #52 - agx (06/04/2011) [-]
and it's delivered.
User avatar #50 to #53 - sookmaybowls (06/05/2011) [-]
:D thank you!
User avatar #45 - SRsoccerstar (05/09/2011) [-]
Make Moar BSA leaders ones
User avatar #46 to #49 - sookmaybowls (05/09/2011) [-]
Alrighty :D
#41 - bobJML (04/04/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
User avatar #43 to #46 - bobJML (04/04/2011) [-]
Going to bed :P

Night.
User avatar #44 to #47 - sookmaybowls (04/04/2011) [-]
I probably should too.


Goodnight.
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#1 - sookmaybowls (11/23/2010) [-]
commenting on own profile


i should get a life
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User avatar #20 to #22 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
see how i got you to go from hating me, to commenting on my profile?


because im a winner.

#27 to #23 - TheSystemError (03/20/2011) [-]
She was stalking you. Get in there.
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User avatar #22 to #24 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
Im afraid you're some cougar trying to get at me, how old are you?
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User avatar #24 to #26 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
IM 15 TOO.


And me nither, im just saiyan.
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User avatar #26 to #28 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
But shhhh, we don't want to know, for he is silly.
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User avatar #33 to #35 - sookmaybowls (03/26/2011) [-]
what are you doing?
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User avatar #35 to #37 - sookmaybowls (03/30/2011) [-]
NO YOU ARE!
#37 to #38 - iloooovpink **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #41 - sookmaybowls (04/02/2011) [-]
Liar face.
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User avatar #40 to #43 - sookmaybowls (04/03/2011) [-]
Well then.

We are at a dilemma.
User avatar #30 to #31 - sookmaybowls (03/20/2011) [-]
Why did you come comment on my profile?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
you are not alone anymore.
User avatar #3 to #2 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
yay!
User avatar #4 to #3 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
why are you awake anyway? its 3:30 am.
User avatar #5 to #4 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
why are you awake?


because im 14 and i have a 3 day weekend
you do the math
User avatar #6 to #5 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
the math is good. Same reason I am. Where are you from anyway? Somewhere in the US I know cause of MLK day... hmmm its not 6 am there so you are from the west... I determine... california.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
why.. yess, yess i am




where you from?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
California. I detect your presence is near.
User avatar #9 to #8 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
you around stockton, visalia, atwater, merced?


like central central cali?


around 2 hours from yosemite?
User avatar #10 to #9 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
not central more like southern. near LA. but i do know where yosemite is.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
dude, like, how far from L.A. anaheim?
User avatar #12 to #11 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
30 minutes away. City is called Glendale btw.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
ive been there! i live in merced.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ParkJaebeom (01/15/2011) [-]
I have no clue where merced is. Haha barely moved here from Korea. :D
User avatar #15 to #14 - sookmaybowls (01/15/2011) [-]
oh **** ...

were you fleeing for fear of civil war?
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