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#18 - ok the second one was a reference 05/30/2015 on A nigga gotta eat +28
#16 - Well if it's fine with you, then it's fine with you I'd ju…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/30/2015 on A nigga gotta eat +55
User avatar #17 - fatminion (05/30/2015) [-]
yeah, but a vagina bleeds once a month, it gets dirty, she shits out her asshole only a hop, skip and a jump away from the vag, and your dick isn't any cleaner. Saving yourself for a monogamous marriage might be for some, but now that I've had sex, I'm like, "wow man, this might not be the best thing in the world, but it's awesome. And I'd love to try with different people, because sex is a deeply personal thing and not just about fidelity or doing marital duties. Some sex has been awesome just because the person was really into it, some sex was OK, but she let me fuck her tits which was awesome, and I've even had a threeway which was nice I paid for it, of course ". So, to each his own.
#114 - infectedlamb (05/31/2015) [-]
get raped
#30 - kinginthenorth (05/30/2015) [-]
It's not about the sex aspect, it's the relation part

You're havin' a personal relationship with someone because you like em and then they go "Yeah, i'm letting someone else in"
I ain't having that shit, if i'm having a relationship, it's between me and my partner, i don't need more people in it. And if there's more people in it, then they can go have a relationship without me.
User avatar #53 - boomehx (05/30/2015) [-]
Could you tell me from where is that character please bro?
#54 - kinginthenorth (05/30/2015) [-]
Skull from Wake Up Deadman
A pretty good manhwa about a guy called Sahu, who gets resurrected as a zombie and goes on a quest to talk to his chilhood love. However, she became a popstar and zombies are segregated. Fun adventures follow.
User avatar #55 - boomehx (05/30/2015) [-]
Thanks! I will check it out right away.
#57 - kinginthenorth (05/30/2015) [-]
No problem. Have fun.
User avatar #31 - fatminion (05/30/2015) [-]
to each his own. I am perhaps a very insensitive person and get more emotional about music or film then I do about relationships, and I'm in a monogamous relationship for over 5 years and at this point I'd say we love each other so much that I'd actually totally be up for an open relationship - fucking mutual friends and shit. I mean, crossing the sexual line with a really good friend is not too much of a leap. You've probably thought about "hey, if I wasn't with Stephanie, I'd probably try to go for Kate" and if all of you are friends and up for it, then why not?

To each his own. I just think it's a natural human progression and shouldn't be looked down upon just because you don't agree with it. Be straight with your partners and don't judge others.

#33 - kinginthenorth (05/30/2015) [-]
"Oh boy i sure love this woman so much i wish someone else could stick their dick in it."
I just don't understand the damn logic. I can understand having a sexdrive, but doesn't mean you should try to go banging everything out there.
Looking is alright, going to fuck them is an entirely different level.

It sure as hell isn't progress and i'mma judge the hell out of people to my own standards. I won't stop em, but i will judge them.
User avatar #34 - fatminion (05/30/2015) [-]
I won't judge you for judging, then. It's not about logic, it's about personal choice. "Oh my god, you really love your car but you let other people drive it? You love your shirt but you wash it with sub-standard water? You are in an open sexual relationship?" It's just taste - nothing else. I personally can see the physical act of love as a completely different thing than love. That is why I can love my parents, siblings, friends, and not be sexually attracted to them. That is why I can be sexually attracted to people I don't love or don't even know. If it's in a safe setting and everyone knows what's going on, then there is absolutely no problem. Hell, polyamory has been around since the beginning of time, and monogamy has only been commonplace since the rise of the Catholic church in an effort to control population growth. But now since prophylactic contraceptives are 99.99999% foolproof and safe, there's no reason people can't enjoy a promiscuous lifestyle while maintaining a loving relationship or two. Hell, you think all those porn-stars you jerk off to will never be able to have a happy relationship because of all the dick they took? Hell no! They're happy about it! They like it! Some might regret it later, but I think most don't. Hell, I regret my rat's tail in the early '90s, but I'm not gonna lose sleep over it.

Peace, bra.
#35 - kinginthenorth (05/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, and we lived in caves and mudhuts "until recently" by your measurements.
To me, sexuality is part of a relationship and something that's better when done with a loving partner or in an intimate relation. If you eat something too much, it'll lose its taste. Might aswell masturbate, saves the awkwardness afterwards.
User avatar #40 - fatminion (05/30/2015) [-]
polygamy/swinging/polyamory is at an all-time high! I thought a Belgian-master-race would understand. Again, to each his own, but please don't bad-mouth people who think differently than you. Other people practising polyamory or even cheating on their spouses affects you exactly 0%, so why not let them enjoy it?

In any event, peace out my Belgien brother Belgien bier master race - I think Duvel is my favourite
#42 - kinginthenorth (05/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, but "Everyone's doing it!" has never been a good reason to me. Me being belgian has no effect on my stance on this, merely my upbringing. In Belgium, it's still standard to have 1-1 relationships. Other people practising it will when they're going "Why aren't you doing it! Everyone's doing it!"

Belgian bear is indeed good, except karapils. Never drink karapils.
User avatar #44 - fatminion (05/30/2015) [-]
I don't want to change your mind, I just want you to admit you're OK with other people's sexual life choices.

Jupiler also sucks major ass.
#45 - kinginthenorth (05/30/2015) [-]
People can do whatever they like. They just can't expect everyone to do it aswell.

Atleast Jupiler becomes acceptable once you're tipsy/drunk. Karapils is never acceptable.
#18 - sonjaynooy (05/30/2015) [-]
ok the second one was a reference
#2 - All this means is to drive faster 05/30/2015 on alrighty then 0
#37 - Why do you think its limited edition?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2015 on 500 lbs of pure gold +7
User avatar #207 - lordofthesea (05/31/2015) [-]
"hes rite u no"
sry no mrgan fremun
hess of wit spooderman
#39 - I don't know if we're ready with the slash with circles yet 05/30/2015 on Uberfacts 11 +5
#10 - Maybe the reason behind plane delays is to make sure the plane… 05/30/2015 on it's the little things +1
#15 - I was told the exact same thing at chic-fil-a, good thing I re…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2015 on what did he say... +3
#31 - angelusprimus (05/30/2015) [-]
Not so good for customers, they would have gotten a free show with their dinners.
#23 - The cop forgot he wasn't on the internet 05/28/2015 on Police officer suspended... +4
#4 - I think that if you use your patent for obvious ******** …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Random Facts +132
#19 - anonymous (05/28/2015) [-]
It's literally America's retarded patent system thats at fault in the first place. If a company ever fails to 'defend' the patent, no matter how obviously not-infringed or stupid the reason, then it can be used to wiaver the entire patent.

This is also the reason for all those rage-inducing 'Disney sued a daycare' stories.
#37 - Ah **** , I can't believe you've done this  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on Ayyy m80 0
User avatar #38 - darealmcfanyt (05/23/2015) [-]
Ah fuck.


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