i have a special kind of love for you

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**sonicsyndicate rolls Yes definitely**
will i find the intake im looking for in the next 2 weeks?

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**sonicsyndicate rolls Signs point to yes**
will the intake be under 100 dollars?

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**sonicsyndicate rolls Without a doubt**
Will i also be able to get my truck on the road legally in the next month?

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**sonicsyndicate rolls My sources say no**
will all the parts i already have work on the 302 and run fine?

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**sonicsyndicate rolls As I see it, yes**
Does the 302 we own have any problems?

******* sick dude! Sounds great. Wish I had a gibson giving godfather.

now ive got the strings broken in and my fingers almost broken shes resonating for a solid 30 second on 1 string and shes also making me wish i could get my les paul worked on because now that i hear how perfect this guitars tune is i can really tell how far my les paul has fallen these last four years
also you can definatly tell im both tired and in need of more practice i am from all the notes im missing just slightly

i almost cried when i got home because hes had this guitar for 30 years and its always been his baby

Take a picture. (A good one.)
Hope you treat it the same.

no doubt shes my baby now so im a father of two children and they both just happen to be really famous
shes a 1941 j-45 given to him by his dad

Niiice. Put me in your will please.

haha btw this is the guitar i learned on

I'm still learning. :/

me too
i just stuck the mic in the sound hole and it got better

i love the sound that thing makes. but yeah, as long as its basic machining, like, doesnt require specialist equipment like those precision grinders, i should be able to do it.

hey you still doing machining?
cause i have a pully i need made and id like it to look sexy af

I could have a crack at it.

well its about a 6 inch power steering pump pully and the old one is currently connected via rust weld to the old pump should i just send the old pump and all with a peice of billet?

Just get me the original specs, and the material its made from. As long as its just ordinary aluminium or mild steel, ill just charge you shop time, and a pulley wouldnt take me that long to make.

how am i supposed to pay you?

Paypal works.

think i could just trade you something?
i dont have a bank account im too paranoid to make one dont ask why its just some ******** i wish i could get over i have a few things you might want not sure though

Sure.

or maybe a tool or piece of steel or something?

The Recon 1 Spear point plain edge pocket knife. You can find em for about fifty bucks online.

i just took a look at the ups site and i cant understand any of it

i think you really need a benchmade knife haha and i meant something i have other than my knives guns and tools those i cant give up like a part you need or something close to the price of the part your making for me because indicating turning and finishing doesnt really take but 15 20 minutes on aluminum and it doesnt eat your inserts up (assuming you have inserts instead of solid tips) and over shipping i dont think should be that much going flatrate

I would have figured 50 bucks to be a fair price. I would bet money that a local machine shop would charge your more than that. Especially since ill pay for it to be shipped as long as its not a rediculous price. Hmm. I dont know what else id want. I would like a good folding knife roughly in the same style as the recon one, but beyond that i cant think of anything else i'd like at the moment. Can you give a rough list of what you are willing to part with in terms of tools and whatnot?

well i make a living off my tools and thats my only source of money right now but i can attempt to make you a shop knife or something

That would be neat. A nice 8 inch blade with a pinned and glued wooden handle would be pretty sweet. Bonus points if its thin enough for filleting fish. I do like a wider blade than most people for filleting though. Perhaps an inch wide, maybe a little more. Steel doesnt matter as long as its flexible and holds an edge well. If theres any other small parts you need machined ill do those as well, i consider a well made knife to be worth a good amount of work.

just remember im good at making a knife sharper than youll believe given the steels strength but i am limited in knowledge and exp ive only made 5 knives but know im a perfectionist

Hey, the more you make the better you get.

do you have a game system or something that you want a game for?

I wish i could sen my block to you to have you machine a spot for 4 bolt mains

From friday next week i have ten free days.

i got 4 weeks off starting last friday

Nice. But yeah, ill have time to do it if you can send it.

but i cant really take it apart for fear of losing piston and rod placement till after january 23rd the shop im having it rebuilt at is full to the brim right now with pretty much my exact engine haha and i dont even know how i could send something so huge guess i could just put a envelope on the waterpump housing and call it a membership card

Ah right. Yeah, that would be a cunt to get back to rights. Youd probs have to ship it over to be honest.

yea and i dont see myself having that kind of money to throw out either i really wish you were like next door to me hel i had 2 hours of trouble trying to move the damn engine how would i get it in a truck

Heh. True. Oh well, cant win it all.

more like cant win at all hell pulling that 351 was easier than if i had the whole body off the frame it just came straight out no issues at all then i tried putting the 302 in and the hoist failed and the whole thing when down the side of me and my truck ******* us both up
imagine how i felt walking home after having a full iron engine fall on me from 4 foot

That cant have tickled... did you need the hospital?

no but i was alone so i had to pick it up off myself
im really starting to love having spent so much of my time in the gym

Yeah, thats always handy.

didnt help that the oil filter decided to reach over and hit me square in the nuts either but i didnt break anything and the 302 is fine im only really down 1 turn signal lens and a scratch on the trucks remaining good paint

Well thats good. Wouldnt want to crack anything.

yea the engine ended up ending its climactic fall on my legs so it didnt hurt the oil pan

Im glad you didnt break a leg. That **** ******* sucks.

good karma and bad stupidity

ive only ever broken one bone in my entire life and that was my toe haha i think ive got good karma or some ****

and heres how she looked when i got her

what a rats nest. should have seen the firebird my dad got when it first arrived.

i just sold the holly carb in the picture here for 500 bucks after i rebuild it its basically a trade but its a trade worth 500 bucks guy got me a complete rebuild kit with a basic 383 stroker kit

nice

it also puts him in my debt that im doing a complete engine swap in both his nissan altima and his ford ranger for free

also nice. always good to have a favour.

honestly i feel like ive got a few too many favors i could call in for free
im just nice and like doing stuff for free given the person is in a bad place and really needs it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J50BzVyjN2k
also i love you this is a better sound representation but with more embarrassing talking

got a welder?

my mate makes his living from welding. tig, mig and stick, in any weldable material. aluminium, stainless, cast-iron, you name it.

ill have you guys make me an aluminium radiator and oil cooler then haha

itll cost you though, he is a professional. i can knock him down a bit because hes my cousin, but still.

i know i intend to pay both of you anyway

yeah nah, im just saying, his services will cost more than mine.

hell ill pay extra if he makes it look beautiful enough

need more specs for your car though.

well the intake is for a seperate build its a 97 302 ford small block windsor gt40p heads

not really im more of a benchmade man but i do like coldsteel i could lean you over

i praise it dont mind the random boxes on my desktop i was demonstrating then

>funnyjunk **** on desktop






***** u retarded?

theyre screenshots and i only clean my desktop after like a month

Then how 'bout you clean DEEZ NUTS with yo tongue?
*LAUGH TRACK INTENSIFIES*

ok pull em out

Where's the tongue you tea-bag muncher??

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU HOW TO EAT YOGHURT!!!

i see you took the time to reverse search that picture and masturbate to your findings

N-NO I DIDN'T!
I did it one time and only got japanese letters , and i saw the source in a comment once , but i forgot about it... L-LEAVE ME ALONE! SONIC-CHAN ! I NEED YOU TO AGE QUICK SO I CAN GIVE YOU A KISS ! OTHERWISE YOU GET A HUGE "NO-NO'' FROM ME

i just did to the doujinshi

I'm going to do it in your mouth if you don't chill

im already chill ;P

G-Gah ... sonic-chan... that made my insides tingle TEEHEE

yea but is he BALANCED

GG

why do i feel so self concious

isnt it hilarious how someone banned me for gore while i was playing dark souls 2 so the ban didnt even make a ****

lol What did we flag?

i posted a picture of m13s hand after his big crash

are you the trap i just replied to who posted as anon?

I can neither confirm nor deny the identity of that person.

ill take that as a yes

I didn't get a notification sorry.

No, I'm not straight. You like jumping to conclusions, hm?

well you didnt answer who would blame me

What does that picture mean owo

nothing till as girl shows up to your house

>Girls coming to my house
lol

are you atleast bisexual

that would be me

More like Pansexual.

so basically anything will do?

oh yes ;)

I'll do just about anyone as long as you have a good personality and a cute butt

ive been told that i have a nice ass but ive also been told i dont have an ass and i can see the no ass deal

Butts are the best. Cause unlike boobs. Everyone has a butt

this is my butt right now i ate like 5 super spicy slim jims and as you should know they use a concetrate that doesnt break down in stomach acid so now my butt burns with the intensity of a thousand suns

spray ass with milk

milk enema

That's hot.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5RH8NwpZWg look at my butt my butt is amazing give it a lick i tastes just like raisins this is the only place where i ever turn around in video

im not knocking it im just saying the burnings gonna go away

not for long

Don't knock it til you try it.

It's kinda nice

and boobs are imitation butts

Chest butts!

i dont know about a cute butt but i have personality for days

well are you straight?

yea or neh tell me cause that trap was hot as a mfer

Do you actually think they're hot?

ima need you to timestamp and send me a photo of yourself

I don't like sending pictures of myself.... I only posted that as anon. Cause I don't want people knowing what i look like.

i need you in every way bad

oh my... lewd

wrong way <.<

I need to meet more traps >.> All the ones I know live far away.. I'm the only one near me..

good traps are the gods amoung humans
the royal pure blood among plebians

but im not sanic

corparate can you kindly ask admin why the sweet gidiant phanny comment sections are sorted by top comment onward now?

ok

rad

im awake is there an update on the kyle brody bit or did you not try it?

Did you want me to find out if he was related to you in someway?
Because according to his life description he spent a lot of his life in mental institutions and such and then killed himself in 1971.
So I doubt he could be your grandpa or something. Maybe his sister potentially but that's a baseless assumption

im really out of it today i cant even stand up straight or walk a line

no find out the relation to the two people

Oh well I couldn't find anything

good that was a test to see what part of life youre with the retarded socials or the slightly less retarded outcasts like me

Nice. However do to your current predicament and symptoms I don't think I will be able to help you anymore. My background and heritage is strongly asian/catholic and that doesn't relate well to demons and such.
Anything I know would be just googling and your qualifications are stronger than mine

you can learn and search my best trait is how hardheadded and deadset i am im not giving up and they know that so theyre making my life a living hell and my body weak

The most useful source you could get is your parents since they've survived this long

one of them died a while back and my mom and i nearly kill each other when we are in the same room too long i think my cousin should be able to make it in time

Good choice on the cousins idea. Depending on their age they could help

one of my cousins who is real big with all the major churches in georgia and texas is 25 now and hes off exploring the so-called skinwalker ranch in texas he told me he would bring me one back as a trophy haha hope hes not dead yet ill call him in the next couple of hours

You probably just found the most useful person you could. See if you can equip yourself with similar gear he does.

Also for me ask him how he plans on killing a skinwalker

hes done it before he uses a bayonet covered in poison and chops them to bits and burns the bits and keeps the head in a box underground hes the militant style combat kind of guy in this family im more of a quick dirty and outright brutal combat style but i havnt managed to beat him in a fight yet

Be sure to give him a call and ask him for advice then. Does he not take photos of his findings though

my cousin made me that necklace after my first kill where i almost managed to get myself killed he gutted the little **** and made me a necklace from its flesh and bones

heres even more proof of my accomplishments i am so proud to own this

hes too poor to afford a camera and im not sure about his phone i think he broke the lens doing something retarded or he just doesnt have the minutes to send pictures

while im gone i want you to find the connection and possibility for kyle brody

Nah, I'm just making up some banter. I don't know how to respond to half of this, as I've never really had any paranormal experiences myself, so yeah.

well now you know theres a whole other side of the world its up to you to learn or stay in the shell societyhas put around you to protect you from the real world

Believe me, I know there's a whole ocean of **** (kinda referencing The Walking Dead maybe?) out there. And there's probably tons of **** I haven't seen or experienced, probably never will either. I mean, just wars going on around the world in general is crap enough.

Though I wouldn't call myself sheltered in any way. Not a big fan of society either, and I've seen stupid **** that most "normal" people won't experience.

strong breed the weak and the weak breed the stronger society is ****

I think I know what you mean by that...

Cheers.

its almost our time to shine stay healthy youll need your health soon

Stay fresh, stay hydrated.

funny because ive drank almost 24 bottles of water today

**** .. I practically live off tea whenever I'm not hungry. Doesn't have the annoying energy rush -> crash like coffee, almost as refreshing as water, and it just puts me in a good mood somehow.

tea is good for everything i used to go down by the creek and pick catnip and make catniptea it was good as hell and it gave me a buzz like weed but i didnt get hungry or lazy i just felt really relaxed and peaceful

Catnip tea...

you didnt know catnip is a plant?

I did. Dunno where they grow though.

Anyway, I got a dentist's appointment in a bit, so I'll catch on later.

alright see ya

******* catnip tea.

www.funnyjunk.com/Catnip/funny-pictures/5572976/ really?

Well **** ...

oh how weird the universe is

puu.sh/igRSv.jpg

yea well i found a hidden city in a valley sorry for sideways took with phone

haha

i didnt know i needed this

Oh how little people know what they need....

GTA 5 sure has some skilled cops

me and friends if we were cops

That Superbad

i found this gem while trolling on gta5

Bruh.

First person kidnapping in multiplayer though.

ps3 tho

I heard it has some crazy pop-in issues?

whats gonna happen is im gonna head to his house and eat his chips and drink his mountain dew then im gonna text him a picture of me playing his ps3

What...

Also, pop-in is when stuff ingame appears out of nowhere. I'm sure you've noticed if you're driving, random objects only become visible when you get close enough. Someone I know was complaining he'd crash into things because they popped in really late.

no but the map disappears if you drive to fast and im convincing him that im stuck in the abandoned searchlight gold mine

In GTA?

no we explore abandoned mines irl

Damn.

I've always wanted to explore abandoned places, except there's nothing around here.

i wont right out expose the exact location of the poor guys arsenal but ill show its somewhere around here

Well, I doubt I'll ever travel to the US anytime soon, plus I'd rather stay away from whoever owns the place if they're super defensive about muh property.

But that's pretty amazing how these things can be randomly found out in the wilderness.

sorry im not a very good writer but yea creepiest **** ive seen to date

What did said being look like?

probably wouldve been funnier if i had said let rip the farts of war

thats an hour and a half drive to the mine

I've seen some funny town names in Murica, but "Searchlight"?

What.

idk what youre on about right now im convinceing a friend of mine to go down the old searchlight mine i texted him saying im stuck about 300 feet down in the dynamite cabinet he said hes on his way haha

choo want honkey

i ****** with admin and didnt get banned

call him a donation hogging cunt

we are sharing some mcy ds

no i love addy

ill give you 5 fj points

what

hi longest akward pause ever achieved #get

hello