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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:4/25/2014
Last Login:12/13/2015
Location:USA
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Times Content Favorited:467 times
Total Comments Made:173
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#5 - I didn't realize that would be such a bummer, man. Have this. …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Can you smell the cellulite? +3
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#10 - crowcolin (05/31/2015) [-]
I'm attracted to this handwriting...
#7 - calawesome (05/23/2015) [-]
That helps.
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#6 - binomancha (05/23/2015) [-]
well at least she was nice enough to reply back and thats good...i guess lol
#390 - As am I! I went to Southern for my first year of college. I've…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Hail zaros 0
#393 - mclaughlinar (05/23/2015) [-]
Haha this is so crazy, I went to Southwestern all 4 years, been in Adventist schools since 1st grade. I got my first tattoo last year and my mom cried, but shes cool with it now, she knows I drink and stuff, just gets mad when I miss church because I'm hungover... like whats happening right now. I had a bunch of friends at southern, what year did you go? also what high school did you go to?
#283 - People and employers always question me when I try to ex…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Hail zaros +1
#389 - mclaughlinar (05/22/2015) [-]
woah, somethingtorn replied to me zoidberg.jpg what an honor , and she was spot on too!

I'm actually SDA, most of the stuff is just exaggerated, the branch dividians in Waco had nothing to do with the church in any way, and we're not a cult for Ellen White or whatever, but every church has their problems. Try not eating any pork in Texas, people just stare at you, they can't comprehend it
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#390 - somethingtorn (05/22/2015) [-]
As am I! I went to Southern for my first year of college. I've been enrolled in SDA schools my whole life. Lol I only just pierced my ears last month and all hell broke loose when my parents realized.
#393 - mclaughlinar (05/23/2015) [-]
Haha this is so crazy, I went to Southwestern all 4 years, been in Adventist schools since 1st grade. I got my first tattoo last year and my mom cried, but shes cool with it now, she knows I drink and stuff, just gets mad when I miss church because I'm hungover... like whats happening right now. I had a bunch of friends at southern, what year did you go? also what high school did you go to?
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#293 - crowcolin (05/21/2015) [-]
At least your'e not mormon fundamentalist XD They can't do anything.
#1684 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies +1
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#1892 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
i can rest assured you will not deliver?
#1690 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
#1667 - Challenge accepted. Try me.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
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#1672 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
dress up as a teacher and educate me on aeronautics, flight surfaces, and other aviation subjects or you could fuck fight me irl bro
#1684 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
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#1892 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
i can rest assured you will not deliver?
#1690 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
#1654 - That's one thing I could never lie about. I think my profile p…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
#1860 - nyawgga (05/18/2015) [-]
oh.
#1648 - It's never "just nudes" in a way. There's a fetish i…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
#1658 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
wanna do me a huuuuge request that i doubt your up to or can accomplish ?
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#1667 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
Challenge accepted. Try me.
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#1672 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
dress up as a teacher and educate me on aeronautics, flight surfaces, and other aviation subjects or you could fuck fight me irl bro
#1684 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
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#1892 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
i can rest assured you will not deliver?
#1690 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
#1624 - Abso ******* lutely.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
#1631 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
yeah buddy, how many pm's do you get asking for nudes n all that
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#1648 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
It's never "just nudes" in a way. There's a fetish involved usually. (stockings, feet, and anal are the most common.)
#1658 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
wanna do me a huuuuge request that i doubt your up to or can accomplish ?
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#1667 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
Challenge accepted. Try me.
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#1672 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
dress up as a teacher and educate me on aeronautics, flight surfaces, and other aviation subjects or you could fuck fight me irl bro
#1684 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
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#1892 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
i can rest assured you will not deliver?
#1690 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
#1602 - **** , I'm not above anyone here. I'm not that hot or at…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies +1
#2230 - hotschurl (05/18/2015) [-]
you know, you might be on to something there
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#1619 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
does that mean you also take part in our autistic ways? your so humble its awsome
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#1624 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
Abso fucking lutely.
#1631 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
yeah buddy, how many pm's do you get asking for nudes n all that
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#1648 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
It's never "just nudes" in a way. There's a fetish involved usually. (stockings, feet, and anal are the most common.)
#1658 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
wanna do me a huuuuge request that i doubt your up to or can accomplish ?
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#1667 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
Challenge accepted. Try me.
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#1672 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
dress up as a teacher and educate me on aeronautics, flight surfaces, and other aviation subjects or you could fuck fight me irl bro
#1684 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
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#1892 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
i can rest assured you will not deliver?
#1690 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
#1567 - I actually used to post on FJ a while back before I got into t…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
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#1578 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
huh, this is the first time i've actually had a conversation with a model. can't wait to tell mom . but seriously i feel like you'd be above normal people like me. im surprised you keep responding
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#1602 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
Shit, I'm not above anyone here. I'm not that hot or attractive or sexy. I just do it for fun and I guess that's what attracts my viewers...the fact that I'm not out of anyone's league and I'm not a high & mighty bitch about it.
#2230 - hotschurl (05/18/2015) [-]
you know, you might be on to something there
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#1619 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
does that mean you also take part in our autistic ways? your so humble its awsome
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#1624 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
Abso fucking lutely.
#1631 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
yeah buddy, how many pm's do you get asking for nudes n all that
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#1648 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
It's never "just nudes" in a way. There's a fetish involved usually. (stockings, feet, and anal are the most common.)
#1658 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
wanna do me a huuuuge request that i doubt your up to or can accomplish ?
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#1667 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
Challenge accepted. Try me.
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#1672 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
dress up as a teacher and educate me on aeronautics, flight surfaces, and other aviation subjects or you could fuck fight me irl bro
#1684 - somethingtorn (05/18/2015) [-]
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#1892 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
i can rest assured you will not deliver?
#1690 - ayyylien (05/18/2015) [-]
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User avatar #146 - Jennytalls (11/09/2015) [-]
really random but I was reminded of you when you posted something on tumblr.

Hope you're doing well. Not trying to get brownie points or anything, as honestly I came across you because I was horny af. But still, wish the best for you.
As I jerk my thingy to your pics.
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User avatar #145 - rocketelbow (08/05/2015) [-]
I just noticed you shut down your Tumblr, and that makes me really, really sad. </3
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#144 - abozman (05/22/2015) [-]
Hey thanks for accepting my request. Love your content! have a good one.
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User avatar #143 - whiteusername (04/07/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday
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User avatar #142 - imlegiturnot (02/19/2015) [-]
Glad to see you back.
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User avatar #139 - crowcolin (11/28/2014) [-]
If you ever get the time, would you do a comp of your previous posts? For science
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#140 to #139 - hitbyadriveby (12/01/2014) [-]
just go on her tumblr man
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User avatar #141 to #140 - crowcolin (12/01/2014) [-]
I have, I just know that that's not all her content
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User avatar #138 - captainstinkypinky (11/20/2014) [-]
your tumblr is the bomb
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User avatar #136 - meebobear ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
come back <3 [spoiler] also where can we get a full gallery of your pics? [/spoile]
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User avatar #137 to #136 - somethingtorn (11/17/2014) [-]
My tumblr has a few oldies + porn that catches my attention.

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User avatar #133 - pettergriffin (11/02/2014) [-]
I know you're probably not confident due to your threats by crazy cunts on Skype, but do you do Cam on skype, and, if yes, can I have yours? :o
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User avatar #131 - smokingman (10/21/2014) [-]
We all hope you're Ok, girl.
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#130 - dvmaster (10/11/2014) [-]
Are you ever going to come back?

ever?
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User avatar #132 to #130 - somethingtorn (10/28/2014) [-]
Maybe. Yes.
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#128 - impureparadox (10/10/2014) [-]
Would you be so kind as to take the time out of your busy schedule to post in celebration of the return of FJ?
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#129 to #128 - celebration (10/10/2014) [-]
Celebration!
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#127 - marcx ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
seen you've been missing. So ive been sitting. lurking on your page. jk jk
hows life outside teasing the masses here.
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#120 - kylov (09/15/2014) [-]
What's up b haven't seen anything from you ( **** or sfw) are you still alive?
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User avatar #121 to #120 - somethingtorn (09/16/2014) [-]
I'm alive, just busy! Hard as it is to believe, I have a life outside of posting nudes
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User avatar #124 to #121 - voxseppo (09/19/2014) [-]
Really? You mean that you don't focus on this 24 hours a day for us? I'm just kidding please don't kill me.
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User avatar #125 to #124 - somethingtorn (09/19/2014) [-]
Too late, you're already dead.
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User avatar #126 to #125 - voxseppo (09/19/2014) [-]
Did you at least kill me with love. Please?
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#122 to #121 - kylov (09/16/2014) [-]
I didn't mean it like that faggot. I was just wondering why you hadn't been around.
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#123 to #122 - kylov (09/16/2014) [-]
I mean lovely young woman
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User avatar #119 - qanonymousp ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
thanks for your content.
keep posting!
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#117 - kylov (09/10/2014) [-]
I just can not get over how hot the thing gifs are Jesus in a hand basket. Both of is adore you.
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#118 to #117 - kylov (09/10/2014) [-]
Thong*
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#116 - kylov (09/08/2014) [-]
Hello something idk if you are still taking request but could you do some of you touching yourself with panties on.
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#115 - portagonn (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey your super gorgeous, I'd love to see a full video sometime
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User avatar #114 - nextweekisthefries (09/04/2014) [-]
Think you could put on some leggings. tear the crotch open and upload it? Id take a dedz, but that's obvious
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