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#129 - Why tho 07/25/2016 on Code Snippets 0
#69 - WHAT THE **** DID THEY DO TO BEN  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on shitboots +10
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#75 - commanderbunbun (07/23/2016) [-]
made him a comedy. BUT DON'T BE AFRAID, a sneak peak showed him saving people as Diamondhead, so he's still a super hero. More than we can say for teen titans go fuck yourself
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#151 - ogthegreat (07/23/2016) [-]
You say that as if there's never been an episode where the TT actually do super hero stuff.
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#21 - Doggo Why have you failed us 07/20/2016 on New Erma comic. +63
#4 - Huh Well I feel slightly retarded Thanks…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2016 on go lee +3
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#19 - Dragonchampion (07/17/2016) [-]

Here's a $40 phone that can play GO. I'm playing on it right now.
#2 - >Couple months ago >Huge Pokemon fan >Pokemon…  [+] (30 new replies) 07/16/2016 on go lee +122
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#35 - trolliosis (07/17/2016) [-]
I bought a new phone basically so i could play pokemon go. My bills this month are a little behind
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#33 - kimilsung (07/17/2016) [-]
the game is meh tho..
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#31 - fistings (07/17/2016) [-]
shit man, I'd help you out if I could, but I live in SE Asia. You can get a phone that can run the game for hella cheap. Too bad the shipping costs would be ridiculous you'll get your Pokemon GO soon my friend. Have Faith.
#30 - bwiedieter (07/17/2016) [-]
Dude, on those China trading sites you can get a bretty good phone (top end specs!) for 140 US$. I don´t have a link right now, but if you look around a bit you´ll find some less powerfuls stuff even cheaper.
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#29 - soyfriedbryce (07/17/2016) [-]
Whats your budget for a phone? If anything. I was in a similar position, and bought a new one that can play go for cheap af. I can tell you something in your range.
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#36 - fergin (07/17/2016) [-]
I'm gonna buy an old s5 iphone. What cell phone service should I use? What kind of data plan will I need for pokemon go?
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#37 - soyfriedbryce (07/17/2016) [-]
Pokemon go uses very little data as a whole, I haven't used more than 40 mg since it came out a week ago, so you can make do with probably about 200 a month easy. How often do you use data for other stuff?
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#38 - fergin (07/17/2016) [-]
I've never used a dataplan before. I've always just used an old flip phone with text and call. Decided its about time to upgrade to a smartphone since pokemon go came out. So i'm a data plan virgin. I just dont want to spend a lot each month on my cellphone bill, i dont know how much data i'll need.
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#39 - soyfriedbryce (07/17/2016) [-]
In that case you can probably go with a few options, none have a ton of data, but its enough to browse the web, email, watch a youtube video or two, and have enough for pokemon go. First off is the cheapest which is probably my choice:

Freedompop. Freedompop will actually give you 500 minutes of talk and text, and 500 mg of data free every month. There isn't a catch or anything, the only thing I'll say is service is a little iffy if you're in the midwest USA. If you haven't bought the 5s, you can get one from them directly, or just get the SIM and do bring your own device to the plan: www.freedompop.com/

Next up is Ting wireless: Ting will charge you 20 bucks a month for the service itself, with unlimited minutes, and 10 bucks a month for a gig of data, but whatever you don't use is refunded to you at the end of the month. So say you only use 500 mg, you'll get 5 dollars refunded at the end of the month. Once again, you can buy the phone directly from them here: ting.com/shop/Apple-iPhone-5s-Silver-Refurbished But they also have BYOD so you can just activate it on your phone after buying it.

Those are the cheapest two options, but I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you about T-Mobile. They're a bit more pricey than the others, and only do contracts, more like a normal carrier. You'll probably be paying about 60 bucks a month, but, Pokemon go is free if you use them. It doesn't use any data if you're on T-Mobile, so you can just use it endlessly.

Lastly, if you're not set on a used iphone 5s 100%, google actually has a deal right now where you can get a new Nexus 5x for 199$ if you get it with Project Fi, Project Fi is literally the same thing as Ting, but from google. However, its still in beta and only works with Google Nexus phones, so unless you want to go for the 200 bucks nexus 5x, then don't worry about it. fi.google.com/about/plan/

I went with the nexus 5x, and couldn't be happier. Its a fantastic phone, and the data seems to be really reliable everywhere I go. If you have any other questions, feel free to ask!
#17 - kaboomz (07/17/2016) [-]
start saving nigga
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#16 - shamblerdk (07/16/2016) [-]
Damn, even my old Xperia Z1 is capable of playing it. Now I am playing it on my $900 Z5 Premium.
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#14 - stillnotbob (07/16/2016) [-]
Buy a refurbished g3 or s5, they're pretty cheap
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#34 - captchakid (07/17/2016) [-]
or S4, which is $80 new and like $50 used.
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#7 - Dragonchampion (07/16/2016) [-]
I can direct you to a $30 phone that can run it if you like. You'd need to get the APK, but once you do it's registered on Google play and you get updates.
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#15 - swagasauruss (07/16/2016) [-]
what phone o.o
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#20 - swagasauruss (07/17/2016) [-]
how well does it run it? I mean thats not a bad deal
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#21 - Dragonchampion (07/17/2016) [-]
Runs it perfectly fine. I mean, I haven't seen other phones but I experience no lags.
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#22 - swagasauruss (07/17/2016) [-]
huh thanks I was planning on selling bits of my organs and my PC but fuck it
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#23 - Dragonchampion (07/17/2016) [-]
Haha, yeah, I'm pretty good with deals, I try to find the best ones. I found a $4000 computer, refurbished, at $1500
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#24 - swagasauruss (07/17/2016) [-]
holy shit o.o
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#5 - armwulf (07/16/2016) [-]
Download Bluestacks play on your computer spoof GPS
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#12 - pokemonstheshiz (07/16/2016) [-]
You'll probably get banned. At least pick a singular area and stick with it. Jumping around too much is a pretty obvious flag, and they'll soft ban you at the very least
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#8 - plazmaflare (07/16/2016) [-]
90% of the fun is going out and meeting people while playing, though.
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#9 - armwulf (07/16/2016) [-]
Laptop or tablet.
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#10 - plazmaflare (07/16/2016) [-]
A tablet i can understand, but if he can't afford a phone that can run pkGO I don't expect him to have a tablet. Would you REALLY walk around in public playing pokemon go on your laptop?
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#3 - useroftheLOLZ (07/16/2016) [-]
Nigger I bought a fucking 80 dollar android to upgrade from my Windows Nokia in order to play it.

Sell your shitty phone, if its a cool hundred, you can easily get a better phone than I did. I bought mine because I thought that the fact it was running Snapdragon was fucking hilarious.

Take monies, go buy new phone, switch from what ever shitty provider you have to some shit like Boost or Cricket because getting locked into a shitty contract with Sprint or Tmobile is godawful retarded, not when I'm paying 30 dollars a month for 3 gigs of data, and am getting an extra gig each year of service, on boost anyway, not to mention not having to worry about contracts n shit, I can literally decide to not pay my bill and not have to worry about dick.

You're not poor, you're stupid.

Go donate plasma or some shit, if you're that poor.

Pokemon Go doesn't take no bitchcicles.
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#32 - fistings (07/17/2016) [-]
I'd donate blood/plasma, but the places I've went won't let me because I have tattoos
#4 - somerandomrant (07/16/2016) [-]

Well I feel slightly retarded

Thanks for the info mane
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#19 - Dragonchampion (07/17/2016) [-]

Here's a $40 phone that can play GO. I'm playing on it right now.
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