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Date Signed Up:5/15/2015
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#161 - Picture 12/09/2015 on I AM. +3
#7 - Oh boy a Progressive movie I wonder how much they're gonn…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Chloe +8
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#10 - MuahahaOfLore (12/08/2015) [-]
Your comment is good, but your text color is Shit
#35 - I love these infocomps man 12/08/2015 on Vladi's infocomps 16: Army... 0
#8 - **someofficer used "*roll picture*"** **someofficer rolled … 12/08/2015 on Goodnight Sweet Prince +1
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#41 - **someofficer used "*roll picture*"** **someofficer rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2015 on Some horrible cringe -3
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#42 - sirfiiddlesticks (12/07/2015) [-]
Hey look, more cringe
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#40 - So the babies somehow split apart and came back in one piece f… 12/06/2015 on Best Maid Ever 0
#38 - How the hell did those babies manage to pop out of the shower head?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Best Maid Ever 0
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#43 - broswagonist (12/06/2015) [-]
The same way brains started raining from the sky as she walked up to the window
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#39 - asotil (12/06/2015) [-]
Have you ever seen how hamburgers are made?
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#40 - someofficer (12/06/2015) [-]
So the babies somehow split apart and came back in one piece from the tiny holes of the shower head?
#5 - whoever is making this must have some really weird repressed emotions  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Fallout Sex Moves +22
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#17 - neggagotbronchitis (12/06/2015) [-]
I wonder if it's the artists dream to draw this kind of stuff, next thing hell be posting on rule 34
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#6 - kaldarvonlupo (12/06/2015) [-]
it's Dorkly.
So yeah.
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#16 - fuzzyballs (12/06/2015) [-]
isn't Dorkly a group of people?
#67 - My self confidence died tonight 12/06/2015 on Benchmark your brain +1
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#20 - Dear Lord 12/05/2015 on nononononnONONONONONOOO 0
#5 - Wow that must be a Moonerang 12/05/2015 on The Moon +6
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#14 - xskullgirlsx (12/05/2015) [-]
Actually no, It's Minecraft

Heh
#132 - cablemans (12/06/2015) [-]
#32 - kingdaniel (12/05/2015) [-]
#17 - evilhomer (12/05/2015) [-]
If wits were a currency, you'd be a rich man
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#50 - jamesten (12/06/2015) [-]
thank god it wasn't the earrape version
that shit will turn out like the frieza one and the red haired screaming one
#53 - amnesiacpatient (12/06/2015) [-]
speak of the devil...
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#63 - oculusmortis (12/06/2015) [-]
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#103 - blerdegerb (12/06/2015) [-]
thanks for the heads up m8
#122 - thrifty (12/06/2015) [-]
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#147 - soldiertwo (12/06/2015) [-]
just why the fuck is my computer screen going black when i play it?
#27 - shibeshub (12/05/2015) [-]
I need the source of the mobvie
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#28 - samcou (12/05/2015) [-]
Zootopia
Zootopia Official US Sloth Trailer
#24 - uzimakelover (12/05/2015) [-]
nah

would probably still be as blunt as my foes!
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#151 - batvader (12/06/2015) [-]
How dare you attempt to copy uchihalover!
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#56 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
You eating the bait is the cringiest part of your life.
#91 - funkymelon (12/06/2015) [-]
Samefag
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#58 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure, totally not taking his bait seriously.
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#60 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
fag here

I want red thumbs

Thank you for giving them and taking the bait

Thank you for thinking keeping at 0 is worse than giving thumbs

basically, you're retarded, and you're giving me what I want. You get more autism points for denying it

Naruto-sama disapproves!
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#70 - vetis (12/06/2015) [-]
Fuckin' lol, the kid got told to sit down by the baiter. Y'know what, you're alright. I like you.
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#73 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
Mind helping a brother out and giving me reds? Want to make uchihalover proud
#75 - vetis (12/06/2015) [-]
Y'know, I almost asked that question; If I want to show my approval for what you said, should I thumb up or down? I'll thumb those two funny ones down for 'ya.
#76 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
#109 - trimageryan (12/06/2015) [-]
FTFY
#110 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
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#64 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
Why would I try if people like you eat it up anyway?
besides, staying true to ol' uchihalover's style
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#67 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
The people that annoy me more than people who eat obvious bait are the ones that see it yet give me the reds I want. Stop denying it.
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#72 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
This is what annoys me:

>wow this guy is truly retarded
>red thumb

And

>wow I can totally see the bait
>red thumb

What are the benefits

>being the hallmark of ignorance and hypocrisy

Keep adding to it, buddy
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#125 - shadowpieman (12/06/2015) [-]
I like ya, just the references to uchihalover is getting old.
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#77 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
still giving me what I want, but sure, keep those reds coming.
#84 - vetis (12/06/2015) [-]
Fed, argued with a troll for pretty much the entirety of the reply limit, then green thumbed because kids love doing the opposite of what they're told. Wasn't that just adorable?
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#85 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
Well, I mean I guess I lost, then. A total gain of like -16 from only this thread... when I had like -20 earlier


Oh well, just got to step up my bait game :/
#140 - dafuckisthisshit (12/06/2015) [-]
#89 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
I'll say. You're the most straightforward and likable guy I've seen all day, which is to say you're possibly the worst troll of all time. If you keep this up you'll be swimming in green.
#87 - uzimakelover (12/06/2015) [-]
>>#86

Naruto-sama will never forget you!
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#86 - vetis (12/06/2015) [-]
Well you put the kid down more than you baited, and people love seeing people get put down. You just got distracted is all. Onward, you thirsty fuck.
#68 - chillybilly (12/06/2015) [-]
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#31 - thealmightyantler (12/05/2015) [-]
Who the fuck are you nigger?
#118 - A Person in Boston hitting a big creature with a bat? 12/05/2015 on life saving homerun +6
#4 - I gotta admit that's a pretty good Hitler. There is literally … 12/05/2015 on (untitled) +19
#36 - New Vegas Companions tho  [+] (38 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Companions +39
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#83 - thechosentroll (12/05/2015) [-]
Sometimes I feel like the only one who liked Raul. I mean, come on, he's voiced by Danny Trejo, for fucks' sake. He's also a lot more chill than everyone else.
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#84 - sexyhimself (12/05/2015) [-]
HE WAS WHAT!?

Dude, Raul is awesome, but, fucking everyone else seems more badass in form of combat and such.
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#181 - herosoldier (12/05/2015) [-]
he gets better at combat if you max is affinity and tell him to be a desperado. he also gets a cool costume.
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#86 - thechosentroll (12/05/2015) [-]
I didn't need him to be a badass, I needed someone to shoot people in the face if they got too close to me and, to that end, he did amazingly. Give the fucker a ranger sequoia and you can just casually walk through Quarry Junction without giving a shit. Honestly, it's not so much a case of him being a badass as it was disliking everyone else. I don't like Lilys' whole "loving grandma" thing, Cass' attitude gets annoying real fast, Boone is a god amongst men, but he's boring as shit, in 5 playthroughs I haven't even managed to run into Arcade and Veronica's so annoying I now only use her to blow up the BoS bunker and then shoot her in the back of the head afterwards.

Really, Raul is just the only option left. Doesn't talk too much, but you still notice he's actually there, he's not useless in combat, but at least he doesn't run off into the sunset to punch a rat like Veronica does or kill everyone 5km away, so I have to spend 15 minutes looking for the body to loot. Cass is a close second, but I'm still pissed at her for the bullshit I had to go through for her quest.
#174 - vytros (12/05/2015) [-]
It's actually reversed for me, I never heard or seen Raul before this comment section. Wow.
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#90 - sexyhimself (12/05/2015) [-]
Arcade is at the Old Mormon Fort where the Followers of the Apocalypse is at in Freeway.

His companion quest gets you the Enclave power armor and a handful of Enclave old farts to help you in in the Hoover Dam quest.
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#91 - thechosentroll (12/05/2015) [-]
So, basically, I missed out on next to nothing.
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#92 - sexyhimself (12/05/2015) [-]
Yeah....


The armor's pretty cool tho
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#156 - asotil (12/05/2015) [-]
His armor and the Remnants set are actually the best sets of Power Armor in the game

Notice how I specified Power Armor and not just Armor
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#159 - sexyhimself (12/05/2015) [-]
Why are you telling me this?
I'm already convinced it's badass.
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#163 - asotil (12/05/2015) [-]
Because it's just the best Power armor

Power Armor in NV tends to be pretty shit in comparison to others. Sure, you get 20 DT from it. But you also lose valuable Agility and speed. Compare it to the Sierra Madre guard set, or the Desert Ranger set, or the Riot set, or even just the NCR Ranger set, all of which are Light and provide 20 DT along with other benefits, and Power Armor just doesn't hold up. Sure you get the Strength bonus, but that's not a huge deal when you're losing Agility and Charisma

The Gannon set is ok, but it trades the Strength gain for 10+ Energy Weapons, while maintaining the lowered Agility and having extremely low durability

Power Armor in NV is really just cool looking instead of useful
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#93 - thechosentroll (12/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, I like the helmet design, but, alas, I don't really use power armor.
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#95 - sexyhimself (12/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, I can understand that, now you know where he is if you want the achievement though.
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#87 - Sunset (12/05/2015) [-]
NIGGER
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#88 - thechosentroll (12/05/2015) [-]
Oh, hey, you're still alive. Thought you'd have broken your neck while sucking your own dick by now.
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#89 - Sunset (12/05/2015) [-]
i can't do that
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#79 - elynichujy (12/05/2015) [-]
Always used Veronica. Cute bisexual brotherhood waifu is best companion.
For some reason she reminds me of Tali'zorah
#110 - realmanbraum (12/05/2015) [-]
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#85 - sexyhimself (12/05/2015) [-]
She's not bi tho, she's a straight up lesbian.
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#112 - elynichujy (12/05/2015) [-]
Huh, weird. Coulda swore she flirted with my male character. Oh well.
#47 - rockstarownage (12/05/2015) [-]
companions other than boone and ed-e.....are....are they a thing.....?
in all seriousness though, the others are okay too.
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#63 - kameken (12/05/2015) [-]
Cass is basically like Cait, but not the worst option available.
#125 - rockstarownage (12/05/2015) [-]
i liked cass, she had an interesting back story.
i hated victoria though, geezus, running around punching everything, barely doing any damage and getting in everyones way.
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#128 - scarredwolf (12/05/2015) [-]
After having john cassidy as my main companion in fallout 2, i was ecstatic to have his daughter along for the ride, plus I've got a mod that adds all her old dialogue back in (as before a patch she would comment on almost every location and was by far the most vocal companion and i love that).
#138 - rockstarownage (12/05/2015) [-]
really? thats badass, i never played 1 or 2 so i didnt know that.

also why would they patch her dialogue like that?
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#256 - scarredwolf (12/06/2015) [-]
Hell if i know, maybe they thought it gave her some kind of advantage over the other companions (and if everyone liked cass the most the others would have been a waste of time to voice/code/design/etc)
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#71 - hateandwhiskey (12/05/2015) [-]
cass is literally the worst.
#123 - rockstarownage (12/05/2015) [-]
yet your name is hateandwhiskey. haha from what i remember cass was whiskey rose
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#76 - EdwardNigma (12/05/2015) [-]
Of all people to hate Cass, its hateandwhiskey?
Half of what Cass is is hate and whiskey.
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#145 - hateandwhiskey (12/05/2015) [-]
i wouldnt hate her if she wasnt so goddamn useless.
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#224 - spacekraken (12/05/2015) [-]
Her default weapon is useless you meam
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#229 - hateandwhiskey (12/05/2015) [-]
why would i bother giving her anything if she's just gonna fucking die anyway? she cant do shit.

besides, im just gonna get the van graffs to kill her anyway. if i dont do it outright myself.
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#81 - thechosentroll (12/05/2015) [-]
And the other half is violence.
#137 - zombiehunterify (12/05/2015) [-]
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#53 - pkashp (12/05/2015) [-]
In both games, the high-as-fuck redhead is best waifu
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#133 - PVTDickStryker (12/05/2015) [-]
Cass wasnt a junkie, she was an alcoholic.

In fact, because of the heart condition she inherited from her dad, she actually bitches you out if you talk to her while youre high as a bat.
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#257 - scarredwolf (12/06/2015) [-]
Though luckily she doesn't have a heart attack and die if you give her drugs like her father does.
#129 - scarredwolf (12/05/2015) [-]
You choose well.
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#2 - theoddanon (10/05/2015) [-]
Looks like you sent me a friend request a very long time ago That I completely forgot about , so i have to ask. Who are you?
User avatar #1 - keplerx ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
I wish you a great day
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