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Date Signed Up:5/15/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#13 - Picture 12/22/2015 on Excorsist +4
#7 - why 12/21/2015 on (untitled) +4
#1 - That one with the hands part was the one that got me the most 12/21/2015 on FEARS +21
#4 - Here you go fam 12/21/2015 on Black people on the second... 0
#23 - here ye go mate enjoy. 12/21/2015 on Bored, Part Duex +1
#23 - C U L T U R A L M A R X I S M U L T U R … 12/21/2015 on yale students against the... +3
#6 - I guess they shipped themselves good creativity for this 12/21/2015 on Shipping container homes 0
#7 - "I must go my people need me" 12/21/2015 on R.I.P in peace +1
#3 - I think more people are worried about how bloody insane the lo… 12/21/2015 on Misinterpretations 0
#42 - **someofficer used "*roll picture*"** **someofficer rolled …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Guide To Succulent... +20
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#44 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
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#137 - huepike (12/21/2015) [-]
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#49 - mentlgen (12/21/2015) [-]
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#103 - geofalke (12/21/2015) [-]
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#114 - coolnamestaken (12/21/2015) [-]
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#10 - Guys face when Tiger tries to jump him  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2015 on il get you when you least... +9
#31 - berniesanders (12/21/2015) [-]
BRUH TBH TRUUU LMAO 100 100
#40 - I for one would write down "Become God Emperor of Mankind… 12/20/2015 on Jack Hammer +1
#40 - what if we make prisoners generate power like this :V  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Bedrock technology +5
#56 - bluemagebrilly (12/20/2015) [-]
Then they get buff and come out to do more crime, but with better results!
#41 - wowtransmogdude (12/20/2015) [-]
Brazilian prisoners get out early by pedaling exercise bikes to generate electricity.
#27 - And Not a Single **** was given that day Sir …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on hey, hey you +8
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#43 - alstorp (12/20/2015) [-]
why did they even bother writing over the "you"?
#6 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2015 on How Admin Chose Mods +97
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#47 - therealguysips (12/20/2015) [-]
admin do it faggot
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#70 - dorg (12/20/2015) [-]
How did you name tag?
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#72 - therealguysips (12/20/2015) [-]
@ + (name) = dorg
#65 - buddywuggle (12/20/2015) [-]
#2 - Is this where Luke went off to after Episode 6? 12/19/2015 on He is now banned from the set +28
#10 - C O M M O N C O R E O M M O N C …  [+] (15 new replies) 12/19/2015 on American education +339
#153 - kodac (12/20/2015) [-]
I don't know shit about common core, and I'm too lazy to do enough google research to understand. Just tell me why I need to hate it.
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#206 - iamchicken (12/20/2015) [-]
It's meant to change how kids approach problems

The original ideal goal was to get kids to think like common core in their heads and therefore do mental math a lot easier down the line.

Problem is is that it was introduced in a really shoddy way, parents have no idea what the fuck is going on and neither do kids so when a kid goes "Dad i need help with this problem" and the parent solves it the way they were taught. The teacher counts it wrong because it's not the CC way.

Schools implemented CC because, well in my area at least, they got a boost of funding if they implemented it so they jumped on that opportunity.
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#99 - thelastelephant (12/20/2015) [-]
My mom teaches second grade. Following Common Core, she's expected to teach seven-year-olds critical thinking, i.e. thinking about their own thought process.

I didn't cover that shit until I was nine. And the stories I have about her class...not just the students, but the bloody parents.
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#205 - hackhazardly (12/20/2015) [-]
pleaze
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#200 - watery (12/20/2015) [-]
mention
i'll give you a ticket for a free nothing.
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#147 - superanonymouspers (12/20/2015) [-]
if you tell the stories, mention please.
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#141 - stallioncock (12/20/2015) [-]
Mention if you do tell the story, I'm really curious now.
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#189 - zancal (12/20/2015) [-]
me as well
#187 - carrotpotato (12/20/2015) [-]
One curious soul here too
#245 - carrotpotato (12/20/2015) [-]
/Second+grade+horror+stories+i/text/5775414/

Here's the story for anyone reading these comments late. Apparently thelastelephant didn't post the link here so I might as well do it.
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#246 - thelastelephant (12/20/2015) [-]
I didn't think to
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#146 - anlbomber (12/20/2015) [-]
Same
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#145 - nakedandsexy (12/20/2015) [-]
me too
#110 - skelebones (12/20/2015) [-]
fucking better start greentexting that shit m8.
you could be the next sirbrentco or arena
#111 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
no... oh god fuck no... mcdisasters... i remember. jesus help me i remember
#10 - I hope i see that frog back at Mother Base 12/19/2015 on MP4 and webm comp 2... 0
#9 - Now OP imma need the source of this.  [+] (24 new replies) 12/18/2015 on WHY YOU NO DOKTOR YET?! +3
#11 - randomuploads (12/18/2015) [-]
Oh! Oh! Oh! Found it.
【神回】新品のPS4粉々に!!ニートVS親父ガチ喧嘩!! / father  game crush!
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#112 - chaossniper (12/19/2015) [-]
fucking neet
#47 - ziji (12/19/2015) [-]
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#45 - fagnut (12/19/2015) [-]
asians man...
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#16 - iamthetoaster (12/18/2015) [-]
So why does a brand new ps4 get smashed not 8 minutes after he got it?
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#19 - supername (12/18/2015) [-]
So I don't think I quite understand but I feel like it's something to do with him being loud and rude, so his father comes and asks him to be quit and since he doesn't listen he just decimates the ps4. Then the kid keeps yelling stop and proceeds to throw a tantrum. But like I said I'm not sure.
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#85 - emiyashirou (12/19/2015) [-]
>>#16, The kid is rude as fuck. Effectively, the father came in asking: "You're being loud again?"

And the kid tells his father repeatedly to shut the fuck up (he also uses the word omae (you), which is really fucking rude to use with your family).
#40 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
tantrum?
a sensible parent would've maybe taken it away or to be more extreme, sell it. destroying the thing? he will be one of those parents the kids will immediately throw in an old folks home the 1st chance they get.
#48 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
to be honest both the kid and the parent are retards, who the fuck is that old and has to yell everything. I was glad the dad broke his ps4. The father tho, should have been more level headed, also he should have raised better kids.

On the other hand if it were me, I wouldnt just sit back while one of my parents tried to break my ps4. But they have that ridiculous elder reverence over there, so w/e
#116 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
If his father resorts to smashing shit, then clearly he is a terrible parent and thus should not have had kids. Of course the kid is loud, look at his role model.
#64 - revelent (12/19/2015) [-]
In all honesty, with a father whose got such obvious anger issues, it's not a surprise the son is loud and rude.
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#20 - supername (12/18/2015) [-]
quiet*
#12 - randomuploads (12/18/2015) [-]
If you have 8 minutes and nothing to do with them I highly suggest you watch the video. Emotional rollercoaster doesn't begin to describe it, I was torn apart by at least 3 emotions. Really dynamic character development as well.
#13 - cyberkite (12/18/2015) [-]
If geelings could kill.... Daaaanm, but I can see it's something they do as a channel it seem.....
#14 - cyberkite (12/18/2015) [-]
Edit, no it's not.... it's a channel with enraged dads..... Those dads a sick
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#53 - Lilstow (12/19/2015) [-]
what the fuck are you trying to say?
"those dads a sick"
what the fuck does that mean???
#92 - cyberkite (12/19/2015) [-]
Sorry for being up waaaaaaaaay to late xD

Just a typo, nothing more. But at least you don't seem to be good at puzzles, since it would just be are which would be the most obvious word to use in the context
#57 - rollfourexplain (12/19/2015) [-]
The fathers, they are filled with great anger.
#10 - randomuploads (12/18/2015) [-]
I can't remember where I stole it from and I can't find it with google. Did find this.
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#106 - heeveejeevees (12/19/2015) [-]
y u no mcdonalds worker yet
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#90 - settantaventi (12/19/2015) [-]
u googled ; santa killed my ps4?
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#41 - daemonico (12/19/2015) [-]
Sauce?
#56 - honeypan (12/19/2015) [-]
It's Angry Grandpa. Not sure what episode, but it's that series.
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#55 - bigfootluke (12/19/2015) [-]
Oh god its Angry Grandpa. This is what I like to call Reality YouTube folks. This dude does daily vlogs whole trying to deal with his psychotic father. A similar youtuber would be McJuggernuggets of the Psycho Dad series
#1 - I beg to differ Mr Euro If the IQ truly doubled then that…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2015 on throwing a spark and... +5
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#4 - shemaledong (12/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, extremists come in all shapes and color. I like to believe it is a trait of character that just seeks whatever cause in order to get full cuckoo.
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#11 - badgoodass (12/19/2015) [-]
they're just people with miserable unfulfilled lives that don't go outside and need something to rant about
#12 - How long until those Martian Colonies gain a form of Superiori…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Mars Facts +54
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#95 - hirollin (12/19/2015) [-]
In Star Trek it took a few hundred years or so for people on Mars to declare independence if I remember correctly.
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#22 - donkehfunker (12/18/2015) [-]
inter-planetary war*
#15 - iamrexraptor (12/18/2015) [-]
Aldnoah Zero was the fucking bees knees man
#52 - synchron (12/19/2015) [-]
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Sweden YES, fuck freedom of... 0
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#8 - lotengo (12/18/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if this one is SFW
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#11 - teedoubler (12/18/2015) [-]
I know the mods have gotten relaxed lately... But somehow, I feel pretty confident saying that two naked black dudes with erect cocks are NSFW.
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#12 - lotengo (12/18/2015) [-]
I'll just delete it.
#2 - End of the Line A film by Michael Bay 12/18/2015 on Kiyaaahhhh +5
#17 - **someofficer used "*roll picture*"** **someofficer rolled … 12/18/2015 on Next Generation Jaegers 0
#27 - Im more terrified of this man er thing  [+] (14 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Alton John +60
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#51 - tehubernation (12/18/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, I feel it.
#50 - nexl (12/18/2015) [-]
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#53 - calseeyum (12/18/2015) [-]
fuck someone beat me to it
oh well god bless you for actually knowing about this <3
#44 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
You should fear the jews.
#42 - hapasan (12/18/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure someone has made this observation already, but he looks like that turtle disguise from the Dana Carvey movie.
Someone had to have made this connection already. Its uncanny.
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#72 - IHaveADHD (12/19/2015) [-]
I remember that scene from those "coming soon to DVD" ads on VHS's and I always remember wanting to go see it but we never did and then my family went bankrupt and I had completely forgotten about it for 12 years until just now.



Master of Disguise, right? I'll be looking to watch it tonight.
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#74 - Tyranitar (12/19/2015) [-]
Don't do it, spare yourself.
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#76 - IHaveADHD (12/19/2015) [-]
I feel like it's something I should have watched back when I was 8
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#49 - Sinrik (12/18/2015) [-]
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#47 - axeul (12/18/2015) [-]
But the real question is: Is he turtley enough for the Turtle Club?
#43 - hapasan (12/18/2015) [-]
Dear God, he even has the "turtle beak"!
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#41 - gameshredder (12/18/2015) [-]
Reptilian are real...
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#60 - demcupcakes (12/18/2015) [-]
of course reptiles are real you dipshit.
#35 - Lookinatstuff (12/18/2015) [-]
RBI?

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#2 - theoddanon (10/05/2015) [-]
Looks like you sent me a friend request a very long time ago That I completely forgot about , so i have to ask. Who are you?
User avatar #1 - keplerx ONLINE (09/27/2015) [-]
I wish you a great day
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