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#216 - trevanman (05/14/2014) [-]
ever heard of "saved by the bell"
okay, I'll tell you.
you know England, right? that island just off the coast of Europe. has a queen, been more or less in the news last year with the birth of prince George, they drive on the left side of the road, etc.
so back in what historians called "the day", which was somewhere after the whole "let's bury people six feet under because anything closer to the surface might show bodyparts and stuff. and that's gross. and it attracts nasty animals and will spread nasty diseases. and let's put them dead folk in wooden coffins too, because it's a bit more hygienic or something. it definitely looks better.".
TL;DR: people were buried 6 feet under and in wooden coffins. it was that kinda time.
England is kinda small, so eventually they ran out of space to bury people. they dug up a few graves and found scratches on the lids of some of the coffins. 2 out of 10 coffins had been scratched on the inside. some of the fingernails of the people in those coffins had been damaged. so people realized they had been burying people alive.
next time people were buried, they would have a small thread around their wrists. this thread led to the surface, where there was a small bell just above the grave. if anyone woke up from his/her slumber six feet under, they would immediately panic and start scratching the lid, trying to get out.
around that time, there was always a gravekeeper around. and if the dude heard a bell going off, he knew he had to grab his digging gear (+20 to undead/resurrected/respawned creatures) and start digging the grave to save a person.
and that's how "saved by the bell" worked.
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