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Date Signed Up:9/06/2011
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#139 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2013 on somefuckingguy's profile 0
#144 - somefuckingguy (05/03/2013) [-]
#150 - somefuckingguy (08/23/2013) [-]
#411867 - Silly Riot, you took Bloodrazor out... 04/10/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#411830 - Are you actually on League or is that your friend? 04/10/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#411822 - I bet three whole potatoes that this'll end up like the steam …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#411823 - bananarking has deleted their comment.
#410762 - Eh, at your level you should just play all the roles and find … 04/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#593526 - >Crashes gunman into the village. Half usefull. Bu… 04/09/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#593508 - Anyone that says she's useful to the plot past episode 1 is si… 04/09/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#410707 - >Suggesting someone to play Darius. 04/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#410561 - Picture 04/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#410527 - Dont u touch mah gf sxybbx657! i'mma fand u and bet u up! i sw… 04/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#410382 - Maple Story is kinda fun...ish...I mean, I played it when I w… 04/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#410213 - WELL THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH! YOU'RE MEANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING A… 04/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#410209 - We're you that Lee Sin that top laned with Lux? If so, y u no…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #410210 - thebigpenguin (04/09/2013) [-]
it was me and i didn't apologise because i didn't know your funnyjunk names
User avatar #410213 - somefuckingguy (04/09/2013) [-]
WELL THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH! YOU'RE MEANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!

Never mind the fact that I had to ask you if you were that guy and made it obvious that I didn't know who you were...
#408791 - Neither does god. That's why they're his furry on Earth.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #408794 - tinkotin (04/08/2013) [-]
No, seagulls are a conspiracy thought up by Illuminati to make us fear beaches, where they summon Cthulhu daily, so Obi Wan has to stop him.

Duh guys.
#408788 - But, EA is hell on Earth and is run by Beelzebub himself and S…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#408789 - tinkotin (04/08/2013) [-]
I thought we established seagulls don't exist.
User avatar #408791 - somefuckingguy (04/08/2013) [-]
Neither does god. That's why they're his furry on Earth.
User avatar #408794 - tinkotin (04/08/2013) [-]
No, seagulls are a conspiracy thought up by Illuminati to make us fear beaches, where they summon Cthulhu daily, so Obi Wan has to stop him.

Duh guys.
#408782 - Randomly walked into Charity Shop, picked up Command and Conqu…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #408787 - hokon (04/08/2013) [-]
Tomato.13
User avatar #408792 - tinkotin (04/08/2013) [-]
no tomato is 9860.5685 : 19'84
User avatar #408795 - hokon (04/08/2013) [-]
Not if Tomato is 17.Carrot
User avatar #408798 - tinkotin (04/08/2013) [-]
You're formula is flawed, the square root of tomato has to equal the pi of a 17 cal carrot + the langtitude and caliber of an onion.
User avatar #408800 - hokon (04/08/2013) [-]
Its CARROT PI!
User avatar #408801 - tinkotin (04/08/2013) [-]
Carrot pi is my favourite pi
User avatar #408803 - hokon (04/08/2013) [-]
We solved it!
User avatar #408806 - tinkotin (04/08/2013) [-]
Yay!
User avatar #408785 - astraea (04/08/2013) [-]
Trick question, 14.7 IS potato
User avatar #408783 - tinkotin (04/08/2013) [-]
Trick question, no Sea Gull would shit on your head for buying an EA game.
User avatar #408788 - somefuckingguy (04/08/2013) [-]
But, EA is hell on Earth and is run by Beelzebub himself and Seaguls are god's furry. So doing anything related to EA will have Seagulls either shit on you or take your chips away after you buy some Fish and Chips...
#408789 - tinkotin (04/08/2013) [-]
I thought we established seagulls don't exist.
User avatar #408791 - somefuckingguy (04/08/2013) [-]
Neither does god. That's why they're his furry on Earth.
User avatar #408794 - tinkotin (04/08/2013) [-]
No, seagulls are a conspiracy thought up by Illuminati to make us fear beaches, where they summon Cthulhu daily, so Obi Wan has to stop him.

Duh guys.
User avatar #408784 - Timmietim (04/08/2013) [-]
i had 3 seagulls do that
User avatar #408786 - tinkotin (04/08/2013) [-]
Trick statement, seagulls don't really exist, it's all an Illuminati conspiracy.
#408250 - >Dump Estelle >Play more League >Become pro … 04/07/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +4
#407736 - I loved Borderlands 1 so much but I can't like 2. I've tried s…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #407738 - dragel (04/07/2013) [-]
^
#407640 - And the reason you didn't do this on your channel is...?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#15 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Hakuna Matata! +49
#25 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
Why is this even a pie chart?
Just list the singers.
#22 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
Hehe - Was gonna do the same :3

#590357 - There's a fine line between Tsun and Bitch. Tsun is t… 04/06/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#590337 - Because Kirino is a bitch that does nothing but bitch at her b…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#590344 - ImmaAnteater (04/06/2013) [-]
A little tsun never hurt anyone.

Kuroneko>Kirino fo sho though.
User avatar #590357 - somefuckingguy (04/06/2013) [-]
There's a fine line between Tsun and Bitch.

Tsun is that whole "I didn't do it for you or anything b-b-baka" while bitch is kicking someone in the nuts because he was trying to hide your porn collection from your closest friends...
#406550 - Walk top, E, Q, run away with W. Walk bot E, Q, kill Annie, wa… 04/06/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#406145 - Because it does, that's how.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#406089 - Yell "HAPPY BIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRTHDAY!" everytime y…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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User avatar #147 - thycupcake ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #146 to #145 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
I DON'T FUCKING HAVE IT YOU FUCKING CUNTBAG
User avatar #130 - enviousjellyfish (04/06/2013) [-]
hey sexy, please pleasure my anus once more.
User avatar #131 to #130 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
Told you not to do something, you did it, your fault. Your anus will remained unpleased till I play Bioshock Infinite.

And I'm not pirating it and have no spare money right now, so deal with it.
User avatar #132 to #131 - enviousjellyfish (04/06/2013) [-]
I ONLY SAID THAT ELIZABETH IS HOT
User avatar #133 to #132 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING LINK TO A VIDEO OF THE ENDING AND TOLD ME SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED IN IT!
User avatar #134 to #133 - enviousjellyfish (04/06/2013) [-]
I LINKED IT TO CONFIRM THAT PS3 BIOSHOCK ELIZBATHS CLEAVAGE WAS ALL PIXELY AND SHIT
User avatar #135 to #134 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
AND THE VIDEO HAPPENED TO BE THE FUCKING ENDING!
User avatar #136 to #135 - enviousjellyfish (04/06/2013) [-]
U MAD BRO!?

hehe :3
User avatar #123 - ariscorp (03/20/2013) [-]
i added your LoL account to my friends list, just putting that out there
#124 to #123 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Everyone else from that game are on FJ aswell btw...
User avatar #125 to #124 - ariscorp (03/20/2013) [-]
my names Jbladez, it be mighty nice to play with some FJers sometime
User avatar #126 to #125 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
And by everyone else, I meant everyone else on my team...
User avatar #127 to #126 - ariscorp (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah i assumed, are you full then i'm guessing?
User avatar #128 to #127 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
We don't all play together at the same time all the time...
User avatar #129 to #128 - ariscorp (03/20/2013) [-]
I assumed (once again) that you were full because you played 40 minutes ago, but, if you wanna play now, just holler or invite me, i dont have anyone to play with
#120 - anonymous (02/19/2013) [-]
Hi there, still ill?

-Jellyfish
User avatar #121 to #120 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
Nigger, why aren't you on your account.
User avatar #122 to #121 - enviousjellyfish (02/19/2013) [-]
I was in school and to lazy to login ;3
User avatar #114 - enviousjellyfish (01/27/2013) [-]
what's with the WoT code, I'm verifying a game and wont let me chat on steam..
User avatar #115 to #114 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
YOU'RE NOT DOING THAT ANYMORE ARE YOU! DID IT KILL YOU TO WAIT 2 MINUETS?! WHY AM I CAPSING?!
User avatar #116 to #115 - enviousjellyfish (01/31/2013) [-]
Suck a D

(Iskippedschool)
User avatar #117 to #116 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
You suck a D.

(I'm about to go out so you'll be without me for several hours, so you might as well gone to school.)
User avatar #118 to #117 - enviousjellyfish (01/31/2013) [-]
K

(I didn't skip school to be with you..Mum went out, left me alone in the house and expected me to go to school pff..)
User avatar #96 to #64 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Make new character, play offline?
User avatar #97 to #96 - enviousjellyfish (01/01/2013) [-]
still busy? ;-;
User avatar #98 to #97 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEEEAAAD!
In other words, I'm not really busy anymore...
User avatar #99 to #98 - enviousjellyfish (01/02/2013) [-]
bro, we gonna play tewwawia soon?

Bear-chan is gonna join ;D
User avatar #100 to #99 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
Maybe later... I'm actually feeling a little ill right now...
User avatar #101 to #100 - enviousjellyfish (01/02/2013) [-]
I got dubs :o

ill!? DOES JELLY-CHAN NEED TO BRING MEDECIN!?
User avatar #103 to #101 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
On a side note, I CAN download Day of Defeat Source... You know if it's any good?
User avatar #109 to #103 - enviousjellyfish (01/03/2013) [-]
Also been reading Hellsing.

chapter 32 &33 are the same.
User avatar #111 to #109 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
You may be on a shit site then. But the last OVA's out and subbed now, so you could just watch it when your net comes back...
User avatar #112 to #111 - enviousjellyfish (01/03/2013) [-]
So, are you getting on steam or what?
User avatar #113 to #112 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
nou
User avatar #105 to #103 - enviousjellyfish (01/03/2013) [-]
no bad, hi.

I'm so lonely ;-;.
User avatar #106 to #105 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
I can't anymore, it was like 75% off or something......But, DON'T WANNA BE, ALLLLLLL BYYYYYY MYYYYYY SEEEEAAAEAEAEELLF!
User avatar #107 to #106 - enviousjellyfish (01/03/2013) [-]
whut, get on steam then.

Still ill?
User avatar #108 to #107 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
I was describing you with that... I only have a headache now, but I'm still tired as fuck...
User avatar #110 to #108 - enviousjellyfish (01/03/2013) [-]
True.

That's good enough.
User avatar #102 to #101 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/02/2013) [-]
No...
User avatar #65 to #64 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
I was never actually a fan on Dr. Who...
User avatar #66 to #65 - enviousjellyfish (12/19/2012) [-]
Implying I care.

I wanted to a pic, to counter your emptyness.
User avatar #67 to #66 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
But, we are all empty, all the time. Every one of us is blah blah blah emo bullshit. So, s'up?
User avatar #68 to #67 - enviousjellyfish (12/19/2012) [-]
jellyfished are filled with luv ;3

steam's up
User avatar #69 to #68 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Steam was down?
User avatar #70 to #69 - enviousjellyfish (12/19/2012) [-]
my steam is up, as in get the fuck on steam.
User avatar #71 to #70 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
The reason I'm not on Steam is the same reason I'm not responding to you in a timely manner, I'm busy.
User avatar #72 to #71 - enviousjellyfish (12/19/2012) [-]
STOP WANKING
User avatar #73 to #72 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
nou
User avatar #74 to #73 - enviousjellyfish (12/19/2012) [-]
steam wont start goddamnit, it's all your fualt.
User avatar #75 to #74 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Ah, see, I didn't read this comment by the time you messaged me on steam due to League...
User avatar #76 to #75 - enviousjellyfish (12/22/2012) [-]
bby, I ned u.
#77 to #76 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
What can I do-diddily-hoo for you, Jelly-o?
What can I do-diddily-hoo for you, Jelly-o?
User avatar #88 to #77 - enviousjellyfish (01/01/2013) [-]
Ned flanderino

D'OH

Dude, I might've mined a bit in Terraria. Hope you won't mind.. :3
#89 to #88 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
Eh, as long as you aren't super duper over powered, and I'm the equivalent of Yamcha, I don't mind.
Eh, as long as you aren't super duper over powered, and I'm the equivalent of Yamcha, I don't mind.
User avatar #90 to #89 - enviousjellyfish (01/01/2013) [-]
I dug till the first cave, found a bit of coal and copper.

r you on steam?
User avatar #92 to #90 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
"r you on steam?"...Not Are you or even r u... You took the time to spell one of those words...I don't even know why I'm obsessing over that. But I'm busy right now, I'll log on later...
User avatar #93 to #92 - enviousjellyfish (01/01/2013) [-]
You're always busy ;-;

You attempt to grammarnazi.
User avatar #94 to #93 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (01/01/2013) [-]
I'm busy in the mornings/early afternoons, we've been over this...
User avatar #95 to #94 - enviousjellyfish (01/01/2013) [-]
son of a b..

I want to plaayy
User avatar #91 to #90 - enviousjellyfish (01/01/2013) [-]
why did I say coal.. I found a bit of gold.
User avatar #78 to #77 - enviousjellyfish (12/22/2012) [-]
steam me like a fish filet?
User avatar #79 to #78 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
It'd be about this much time between each answer I can give, due to me being busy...
User avatar #80 to #79 - enviousjellyfish (12/22/2012) [-]
You're always busy..
User avatar #81 to #80 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm busy during the morning/early afternoon. We've been over this haven't we?
User avatar #82 to #81 - enviousjellyfish (12/22/2012) [-]
You haven't explained it..
User avatar #83 to #82 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
I do stuff. For instance, 15 minuets ago I was putting up sandbags at peoples doors because there'a a chance of flood from the rain.
User avatar #84 to #83 - enviousjellyfish (12/22/2012) [-]
Sounds fun.
User avatar #63 - enviousjellyfish (12/15/2012) [-]
somefuckingguy
User avatar #61 - enviousjellyfish (12/14/2012) [-]
like dis?
User avatar #62 to #61 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Yes, cunt.
User avatar #54 - enviousjellyfish (11/16/2012) [-]
I don't give a fuck bout, privateness, j.s.
User avatar #55 to #54 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Oh, you don't care about privacy? So, where's your house, how would be the fastest way to get there and back from England, when is the house unattended and where dose your family keep expensive things?
User avatar #56 to #55 - enviousjellyfish (11/16/2012) [-]
not like that >:o
User avatar #57 to #56 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
You're giving me mixed signals...You sure you're not a girl?
#47 - someguy (09/18/2012) [-]
This town aint big enough for the two of us...
#48 to #47 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (09/18/2012) [-]
Oh no!
Oh no!
User avatar #15 - dragel (06/13/2012) [-]
Fuck you.

You stupid bat.

let me leave MT moon
#16 to #16 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
What did I do wrong...?
User avatar #17 to #17 - dragel (06/13/2012) [-]
GO AWAY
User avatar #12 - RedSarge (05/08/2012) [-]
Sir, it has recently come to my attention that you are, in fact, a member of the species Solanum Tuberlosum and should seek medical attention as soon as possible.
#8 - UNIQUELOL (05/08/2012) [-]
You are potato.
#9 to #9 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
Thanks for that Fap material, here's some for you.
#10 to #10 - UNIQUELOL (05/08/2012) [-]
Thanks,

but your still a potato.
#11 to #11 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
And I'm sexy. Your point?
And I'm sexy. Your point?
#13 to #12 - UNIQUELOL (05/08/2012) [-]
ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃ ᵖᵒᵗᵃᵗᵒ
#14 to #14 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
But I'm a sexy potato.
But I'm a sexy potato.
User avatar #6 - coastalhobo (05/08/2012) [-]
you my friend are a potato
User avatar #7 to #7 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
And you are a Hobo.
#4 - xboxnoobpro (05/08/2012) [-]
**xboxnoobpro rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at School VS. Military ** You are a potato
User avatar #5 to #5 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
Did I get rolled and now people are spamming that on my profile or something...?
#2 - bdowns (05/08/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at title ** YOU ARE A POTATO
User avatar #3 to #3 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (05/08/2012) [-]
I KNOW! YOUR POINT?! ALSO WHY ARE WE CAPS LOCKING?!
User avatar #143 to #3 - somefuckingguy ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
Joe is kill.
Vito assumedly did fuck all about it and continued his life.
The end.
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