Gewd.

but holy ****

You still haven't finished?

and bastards name what is it?

Mystery the seahorse

boo and 77 wouldnt open for me so ill let you know by tomorrow morning my 2 cents.

YOU KILLED STYGIUS?! WWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY

also had no fuking clue your when on fimfic

**** it i got an hour ill bust through LETS DO THIS LLLLEEERRRROOOOOYYY

no cause i dont have time to sit down and read >.> ill be done by the end of the weekend though

So, how did you like the end?

Hi.

What's crackalackin?

Headaches and hangovers.

Didja get some?

No, that was Friday.

Either way, good **** breh.

shaddap
too busy playing fallout shelter

But tea time

get that anime trash outta here

Better? Gotta mess up your profile

Warhammer is for manlets who have no muscles in real life and have to pretend they're big scary marines

Can't be pleased can you?

Changelings are worst pone

Says the uber op pony writer

ha, i dont write anymore so u cant use that excuse

>.>
<.<
I really need to stop working too much
you finally finished?!

Done?
Yes.
Released?
Nah.
Probably never will.

You already at the end might as well!

..... Why the **** not?!

Cuz is funny

Then il hug the **** out of you

kay

Fine then maybe this!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nuh uhhh
OK ye

Wat

where you been?

As per usual, dead.

BUT BEING DEAD IS NO FUN

Better than dealing with the **** going on in the media and on funnyjunk

hm?

Everyone is dumb, ********** are brewing, and webms are now gifs. Dumbest **** ever.

well yea thats life lol

people be dumb

add media and all of it gets worst.

but oh well

besides dead anything new?

how was everfree?

Meh. Boring as far as Cons go

never been heh

WHAT

WHERR YOU BE?

DEAD

LIVE DARN YOU!!

??

What's up?

whut

What's up?

sleep

Its only 9pm

shhhhhh

But but

SHHHHHHH

NO ITS TIME TO WAKEY WAKEY

nofaku

wanna fight bout it?

no, i want to sleep

then go bed

IM TRYINg
YOU KEEP MESSAGING ME

THEN GOOD NIGHT

Ur just mad cuz I'm swole.

lol nah just you gave me an idea

WHAT IDEA

AN IDEA!

BUT I HAS OTHER QUESTIONS FIRST.

FIRST AND FORMOST WHATS THE COOLEST THING YOU HAVE GOTTEN FROM FANS?

A blowjob.
Nah jk some really well made BJ plushies.
And dude I don't want ur stuff

THEN IDEA 2!

and nah its something ull like

Bruh
I don't want you to send me anything

bruh

i got an idea, something youll like, and make you smile for a little bit just need to trust me, i sound crazy cause i am but trust me!

Just say what it is.
I hate surprises.

NOW*

HOLY ****
i cant type

fine >.>

kinda of a mini laugh from me to you, was gonna send a changeling in a vault 99 suit with a note that said

"somber never likes to wright about me"

it was that or send you glory with a little note that says

"HA CANT KILL ME KNOW ASSHOLE."

shut up it made me laugh

But
I could just
Shoot the plushy

you could.

but then i would find out lol

Except its a moot point
Cuz I ain't takin ur ****
Although I appreciate the thought.

but ***** ! >.> i try to do nice heh

why no nice!

Because I don't actually like being an internet celebrity and receiving gifts all the time.
Just go donate instead.

as i say its more from a friend point dude!
and mini jab i wanna poke!

and i was planning on that as well

Donation > whatever else
pls i dont want gifts go awai

/17th

I will see...?
A donation?

yes!

on the 16th btw, you will see!

D: no h8!

Go
meet me
I'll try not to repulse you too much

35 hour drive ftw...

its over 2434 miles away....but if i have a **** ton of money and 5 days off i might

AIRPLANES ARE A THING

EATHER SPEND 35 HOURS FOR LIKE 300 BUCKS ROUND TRIP OR DROP LIKE 1000 IM GOOD.

Yeah but 35 hours there and 35 back is ******* retarded.

done worse

eh i love driving

Why would you ******* torture your car with 5k miles in a week.
Stahp.

OR YOU GO TO BRONYCON CAUSE IM DEBATING THAT

CAUSE I NEVER BEEN TO A CON LIKE THAT AND IT SEEMS LIKE BALLS FUN!

AIRPLANE
U CUNT

CCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTT BUT ITLL BE MONEY

If you're just going for me, then don't go.
I'm literally gonna be like
"Hi."
Hi somber it's me, zealot.
"Oh hey dude. Welcome to the con."
Then I would fistbump/sign your PH stuff.
That's about it.
I ain't got that kinda time.

NAH I WOULD GO FOR OTHER REASONS AS WELL MOSTLY SEE A LOT OF COOL PEOPLE I KNOW,

but i might say **** it and go to bronycon

but i now need more ph stuff...

EFNW usually ******* sucks.
Just go to bronycon.
Better yet, DashCon.

ha.

but maybe....im just not sure tbh

Is anyone ever really sure of anything?
Probably.

AND ALSO RANDOM PERSONAL QUESTION.

WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

THE DAY I WAS BORN

I NEEDS TO KNOW.

WHy

AM I NOT ALLOWED TO SURPRISE A FRIEND?

AND THAT DAY WAS?

im okay with that AND HOLY **** YOU NEED TO LIKE STOP DIEING >.>

BUT.

ONE DAY SOMBER.

I WILL FIND YOU.
HUNT YOU DOWN.
LOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE EYE.
AND GIVE YOU A HUNG AND NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.

My sides.
They have entered orbit.
gggggg
and what do you mean dying

lol better than i though and kidney stones >.>

Oh yeah
Well I'm not dead.
I'm a spooky skeleton.
Spoop.

too spoopy!!!!!!!!

but no less you chuckle **** !

Fighting the good fight.

Aw yeah

Um.
You're welcome, I guess.

Shush just saying >.>

Gay.

What are YOU gonna do, ban me?

no cause i like you and your stories!

Well I like you and you don't have any stories!

cause i read too much lol though would love to have one/ help with one, one day!

You realize I'm just mimicking everything you say, right?

yes >.> but! no less! ill take it you jerk haha

Hey, chapter 75 is out.



just ******* kidding

jerk

No but seriously.

ooo it is out?!

yeah go look

ggggget rekt kid

fell for it twice, top kek

Stop being sad, I don't feel bad.

your towing with my hope to read it!

That's kind of what makes it funny.

but but but

kek kek kek

what no i dont shudduuuup

Somber!

Yeah.

hi

Hi.

What's up negro?

Deez nuts.

Ghay anything new and exciting?

Playing DnD

Neat! Also jelly

Peanut Butter.

U checky cunt

Butt Cheeks.

Yes

No.

why?

Why not?

cause i said

Well I say otherwise.

what are you going to do? ban me?

I don't sleep

Go sleep

no

Do it

no

Why not?

I don't sleep.

Why?

Cuz.

Cause why?

Sucking dick
Not sucking dick.
The usual...

What are you straight?

Of course not.
I like MLP.

Haha you like techno color ponies

...
Technicolor.
TECHNICOLOR.

Lol

What's up with you?

Nm just got home from class, how bout you?

Working.
Well, pretending to work.

Lol why so?

I'm on Funnyjunk.

As in where u working?

Burger Joint.

Bleh I see why then heh

Hey wire me 9,000 dollars.

Lol why?

Why not?

Cause I'm broke as ****

Absolutely disgusting

Hay der Sexay.

Good morning.

Well it's noon for me, but sure. What's up?

Cooling off from my outburst from yesterday

Lots of Alcohol and masturbation.

Daily schedule ahoy.
I'd probably be a millionaire if I didn't spend so much on booze.

...

You did not need to remind me of that that was part of the reason why I was drinking to begin with.

=_=
Quit being such a ******* bitch
Get over yourself.
You're like a high school tumblrista who can't cope with the fact that she's not a special snowflake

Thanks Asshole

Just let me enlighten over the fact someone somewhere thought Fallout and Pones clicked.

Meanwhile you're sitting up to your ass in worthless cash.

"sitting up to my ass in worthless cash"
I'm not gonna go over my donation income not being that much again

As for fallout equestria, it's not like there haven't been weirder ******* combinations.

And I'm an asshole?
You come to MY profile, you spit your putrid jealousy for the public to see, you claim you want help, you bitch and moan, when in reality your fic is probably a sack of **** . THAT is the reason that you have no readers, no following, no crew to help you.
Not because the universe hates you or you're unlucky.
Shut your ******* needy, pathetic, ass up.
Either grow up, or get the **** off my profile.
I gave advice, I tried talking to you in every which way, but all you did was show me you're not even WILLING to improve. Instead you'll sit and stew in your bitterness, hating the world because other people are better than you.
Why don't you go spend some of your "good boy points" and cry to your mother about how no one reads your amazing fic.
****

How can I be certain you can help me? What are you?

You built an empire off your...thing and I've been looking for anything that could help me with mine.

And then you died
Alright, god talk

Well, idk what you want from anybody.

Editors: Find some friends with writing experience, have them help you out to finalize your work.
Fans: Just keep plugging and promoting your fic on whatever site it is you post it on. I wrote a pony thing, so Equestria Daily plugged me and bronys are kind of a huge community, so there's that.
Money: Idk man, I barely have enough of my own.
Writing skill: You just gotta keep writing and having peers review it. Writing is a skill you develop, not something that just happens.

That's basically all the help anyone can give you with this.
I mean, if you have any specific questions, then I can try, but idk what you want/need

Great. Wonderful

******* Fantastic...

Dude?
What's wrong?

You write fanfiction about 2 things that DON'T even remotely connect and are successful

You have a work force helping you with **** 24/7

People give you money to do this

Meanwhile on my side of the rock. I have one writer, ME, one artist, one animator and that is NOTHING

NOTHING!!!

Well, it's not like it ******* fell into my lap.
I had to work my ass off, and I produced chapters of a HUGE length in relatively short time.
If it wasn't good, I wouldn't have the praise and renown.
So instead of ******** on yourself, improve yourself.
I had to get my editors, my fans, my APPROVAL FROM THE WRITER OF THE ORIGINAL FALLOUT EQUESTRIA, myself, through working my plot off.
I never even expected it to be this huge.
Besides, the donation money isn't huge, but it's enough to supplement my income enough so that I'm not out on the street, WHICH I WAS LAST WEEK.

WHO CARES?!

I hate your success! I dunno how you got it but you did.

You're seriously hating on me because I succeeded?
You're a dick, man.

You act like you've never seen jealousy before

I don't have half the **** you do and i'm struggling because of it.

So what's your point?
Why are you complaining to me?

Because I need HELP

WELL WHY DIDNT YA SAY SO
That's not how someone asks for help at all.
I don't need a sob story to help someone.

I'm this dude.
I write fanfiction for LoK and Xenoblade.
I live in California.
I **** no bitches and spend money on art projects.

I mean.
Yeah.
That sounds pretty good.
TBH most of my income is donations.
Have you heard of Project Horizons?
Or fallout equestria?

No

Sounds boring.

Literally thousands of people disagree.
But to each his own I guess.
So where did you see me?

Why the donation money?

Because I'm trying to get a job teaching, but it's not really working out.

Yeah but WHERE are they coming from?

The readers of my fic.

I wish it worked the same for mine...

Well, I've been working on it for 3+ years, it's very long, and is always featured on Equestria Daily. I also have a crack team of editors who help me out, and a fans who have kept me going since the start.

>Editors

Another thing I don't have.

I'm sorry?
It's just friends who look over it and have some smarts about writing

I..
Do I know you?

I um...
I'm flattered?
How do you know me?
WHO ARE YOU
ILLURMINURTI

But why would you want to know about me in particular?

You're making me not wanna know you since you're being boring as **** right now.

WELL I'M CONFUSED.
It's not everyday people exactly talk to me about stuff that ISN'T Project Horizons.
Usually I'm just a hermit.
Albeit, a handsome ass hermit, but a hermit nonetheless.

I see a new face I wanna say hi

But if you don't want me here fine i'll leave.

Also what's with the deleting comments?

I didn't say I don't want you here.
I just said it's different.
Chillax.
I'm not exactly judgmental or hard to to impress.
If you want to get to know me, then add me as a friend.
And by no means am I new.
I've been around for a good while.

I'm not gonna friend you unless I get to know you.

Well whatcha wanna know?
I'm this dude.
I write fanfiction for MLP and Fallout.
I live in Vegas.
I **** bitches get money.

needs more stuff that a good friend made me a long time ago

did you kill em?

Shoulda.
Would have hurt him less than what I did.

well **** im sorry bro, mind if i ask what happend?

he was a changeling so i didn't include him in Horizons.
Obviously not, but I don't want to talk about it

just dont hate on best changelings