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solomonkane

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#8 - I gotta ask, what is a figfug?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Danny Phagget 0
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#9 - zombiepigman (01/12/2016) [-]
a really dumb way to write fag
#3 - The name of a champion.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Taco Bell +59
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#28 - dasbrot (01/11/2016) [-]
Lajoie is love, Lajoie is life
Show Me Your Genitals
#3 - I mean.. just because stupid people get a lot of tattoos doesn… 01/09/2016 on education and tattoos don't... 0
#3 - by putting in actual effort? 01/09/2016 on when you play too much dark... 0
#104 - Jedi arent even suppose to have offspring...  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Jedi school tuition fees... -2
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#175 - clavatninenine (01/08/2016) [-]
That was part of the old jedi order. When Luke reformed it he taught that attachment is not a path to the dark side, but teaches compassion and humility and allows those with attachments to use those good feelings and desire to protect to increase their strength in the light. Really, if the old order had allowed attachment and marriage Anakin would have been able to be with padme but not in secret, they could have gotten legit help from the jedi and Anakin would never have fallen to the dark side.
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#143 - aejann (01/08/2016) [-]
They aren't supposed to have attachments. Since it's almost impossible to not be attached to your partner and children, most Jedi do take on a life of celibacy, but it's not required.
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#191 - wertologist (01/08/2016) [-]
Actually, I think it was completely against the rules. That's why Anakin and Padme had to hide their relationship. They even said that Anakin would be expelled if they found out. In all honesty, I don't know why Anakin didn't just quit and go freelance Jedi without the restrictions. Arguably that would have also saved the galaxy from much horror and death.
#119 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
and Christians aren't suppose to fuck out of wedlock and yet looky here it happens.
#74 - Why do you keep using non canon **** to back up your ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on uncle anally devastates... 0
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#82 - huntergriff (01/08/2016) [-]
>>#78

To be fair, Disney and lucasfilm did say they're going to be taking things from the old canon and bringing it into the new canon such as a solo falling to the dark side, han and leia getting married and having a kid, and Rakata prime among other things.

That being said though, while Vos is canon (he even has a mention in episode 3 and shows up in episode I, and he's been in canon content such as SW the clone wars and SW: Dark Desciple) , he didn't have a son in this continuity, and as far as I know neither did ki-adi mundi.

However, it's possible that luke saw the errors in the old jedi order, and saw why his father fell, that he could have done away with the stupid parts of the jedi code like his legends counterpart.
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#78 - holycrapimacupcake (01/08/2016) [-]
Ki Adi is still canon, as is Voss.
#67 - Look, the rule is there for a reason. A pretty good one. Jedis…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2016 on uncle anally devastates... 0
#89 - huntergriff (01/08/2016) [-]
Anakin fell because of that rule, if no one gave a shit he wouldn't have fallen, and sidious wouldn't have had any way to tempt him, and would have gotten another jedi to do it and then anakin, along with the rest of the jedi would have been slaughtered, unless they found out about it in time. .
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#133 - boarderlinegreat (01/08/2016) [-]
Anakin IMO fell ultimately because he was manipulated from both sides. If it wasn't for the last mistake, Mace Windu insisting of killing Sidius, which is weird because they didn't act, react nor decide anything up until that point, it would have went differently I think.

Anakin was still unsure which side to pick up until that point.
#112 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
The secrecy of Anakins relationship with padmé wasn't the reason he wen't to the darkside.

IT WAS HIS FEAR OF THE DEATH OF EVERYONE WHO EVER LOVED HIM.
His mother, padmé, their children.
HE JOINED THE DARIKSIDE BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MASTER A DARKSIDE TECHNIQUE.
#106 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
except for the whole anakin being the most powerful force user alive at the time, being born completely of the force and being the chosen one, he was kind of destined to fall from the light side. If it wasn't Padme, it would have been something else.
#66 - They still do until they say they dont. 01/08/2016 on uncle anally devastates... 0
#64 - Somehow I doubt it, That rule was put in there for a reason an…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on uncle anally devastates... 0
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#79 - holycrapimacupcake (01/08/2016) [-]
Anakin was impulsive. He was not trained at the age most are. He had attachments already.
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#69 - holycrapimacupcake (01/08/2016) [-]
Quinlan Voss had a child, turned out fine, Ki Adi Mundi had many wives and children, turned out fine, aside from his troops killing him, Luke himself had a son named Ben Skywalker, went dark for a year or so, came back to the light and helped defeat numerous threats against the New Jedi Order.
#74 - solomonkane (01/08/2016) [-]
Why do you keep using non canon shit to back up your argument? What is canon? Anakin wiping out the jedi order to save Padme. Because he didnt follow the rule of No Love.
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#82 - huntergriff (01/08/2016) [-]
>>#78

To be fair, Disney and lucasfilm did say they're going to be taking things from the old canon and bringing it into the new canon such as a solo falling to the dark side, han and leia getting married and having a kid, and Rakata prime among other things.

That being said though, while Vos is canon (he even has a mention in episode 3 and shows up in episode I, and he's been in canon content such as SW the clone wars and SW: Dark Desciple) , he didn't have a son in this continuity, and as far as I know neither did ki-adi mundi.

However, it's possible that luke saw the errors in the old jedi order, and saw why his father fell, that he could have done away with the stupid parts of the jedi code like his legends counterpart.
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#78 - holycrapimacupcake (01/08/2016) [-]
Ki Adi is still canon, as is Voss.
#62 - The main reason Anakin fell to the dark side was because he wa…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/08/2016 on uncle anally devastates... 0
#107 - greyblade (01/08/2016) [-]
if anakin hadn't been forced to keep his marriage a secret, he probably would've been able to deal with his anger and fear better. if he could trust Obi Wan and the council, he might not have turned to palpatine for help.
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#63 - kittywithclaws (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh, i dont think Rey is Luke's kid, simply because it seems way too obvious. It'd be more of a plot twist if she wasn't. Was just talking about the fact that the rules against relationships don't exist anymore
#67 - solomonkane (01/08/2016) [-]
Look, the rule is there for a reason. A pretty good one. Jedis aren't allowed to have relationships because it can and probably will fuck with their minds. Look what happened to Anakin. If he had followed that rule, the Jedis wouldn't have been wiped out.
#89 - huntergriff (01/08/2016) [-]
Anakin fell because of that rule, if no one gave a shit he wouldn't have fallen, and sidious wouldn't have had any way to tempt him, and would have gotten another jedi to do it and then anakin, along with the rest of the jedi would have been slaughtered, unless they found out about it in time. .
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#133 - boarderlinegreat (01/08/2016) [-]
Anakin IMO fell ultimately because he was manipulated from both sides. If it wasn't for the last mistake, Mace Windu insisting of killing Sidius, which is weird because they didn't act, react nor decide anything up until that point, it would have went differently I think.

Anakin was still unsure which side to pick up until that point.
#112 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
The secrecy of Anakins relationship with padmé wasn't the reason he wen't to the darkside.

IT WAS HIS FEAR OF THE DEATH OF EVERYONE WHO EVER LOVED HIM.
His mother, padmé, their children.
HE JOINED THE DARIKSIDE BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MASTER A DARKSIDE TECHNIQUE.
#106 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
except for the whole anakin being the most powerful force user alive at the time, being born completely of the force and being the chosen one, he was kind of destined to fall from the light side. If it wasn't Padme, it would have been something else.
#66 - solomonkane (01/08/2016) [-]
They still do until they say they dont.

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User avatar #14 - sweetkixx (03/06/2015) [-]
Agree with you on the gun situation, but I have a feeling no matter what we say, he just won't understand.
User avatar #1 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
please die
#2 to #1 - solomonkane (12/27/2014) [-]
Make me.
User avatar #3 to #2 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
implying id wanna go near a homo to force him to do things
#4 to #3 - solomonkane (12/27/2014) [-]
Then try to give off a less gay vibe.
User avatar #5 to #4 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
yes you should, but it aint gonna happen is it
#6 to #5 - solomonkane (12/27/2014) [-]
You're communication skills seem to be lacking if you assumed I meant me.
User avatar #7 to #6 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
well you didnt specify whom so i took the initiative to do so

youre a homo and apparently having a sympathetic time of the month
#9 to #7 - solomonkane (12/27/2014) [-]
I thought it was a package deal, guess not.
#8 to #7 - solomonkane (12/27/2014) [-]
What I shouldn't have assumed was that some annoying little **** who has to mental capacity and the motor skills to comment on my page would ALSO know proper English and shouldn't have to be told when someone is referring to him.
User avatar #10 to #8 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
assumptions are the mother of all ******* . and that is precisely what you did

implications can and sometimes are directed back at you which you did leave yourself open to....and it did bite you....
#11 to #10 - solomonkane (12/27/2014) [-]
So you agree, You're an idiot.
User avatar #12 to #11 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
the only thing i agree to is that you're a little kid with an ego and attitude issue
case closed
#13 to #12 - solomonkane (12/27/2014) [-]
A little kid who goes onto peoples pages, attempts to troll, gets #rekt, and eats Doritos. You're cancer, son.
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