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solomon

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/12/2010
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#5 - sorry 01/11/2016 on Revenge on spam e-mails +23
#9 - i was wrong 01/10/2016 on Well did you +54
#7 - i can only get so erect man  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Well did you +29
#17 - crlmsonhazard (01/10/2016) [-]
Rey aint even hot. Go to any mall there will be dozens of hotter broads
#36 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh shit do people think she looks good? I found her unlikeable in every way.
#8 - gedoushinken (01/10/2016) [-]
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#9 - solomon (01/10/2016) [-]
i was wrong
#25 - when i first saw this, the thing that threw me off the most wa… 01/09/2016 on Her "First Moon Party" +1
#313 - after a hard break up i got up to 358 pounds. started at gym w…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on just do it +1
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#556 - sudminator (01/08/2016) [-]
30 (28) is nothing.....not with your weight, keep fucking working man, the result you want will come, or give up....give in to depression and be fatter then ever before, your choice.
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#557 - sudminator (01/08/2016) [-]
You are off to a good start, don't throw it out because you're not going as fast as you want. All things worth doing take time.
#19 - politically and fairly, this is totally true ad a double stand…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/06/2016 on women have it harder -42
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#60 - iamkagji (01/07/2016) [-]
Men and women have the same statistical chances of being raped, and that's just from the males that report it. Which they do less than half as often as women.
#49 - infinitereaper (01/07/2016) [-]
Men can be raped, they are raped more than women in fact, in prison.
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#47 - abyx (01/07/2016) [-]
quality bait, mate
#32 - kaboomz (01/07/2016) [-]
you lost me at "at 13 i could easily overpower any woman"
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#64 - ogthegreat (01/09/2016) [-]
Rhonda Rousey would have fucked his face raw.
#31 - kunterz (01/07/2016) [-]
#29 - desacabose (01/07/2016) [-]
#21 - ogthegreat (01/07/2016) [-]
You are your mother are stupid. Not all dudes want to have sex thrown at them. And there's this thing called a roofie aka date rape drug. Shut your peasant mouth.
#20 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
So what you're saying is I could totally have overpowered three people and killed them, so I wasn't raped.
Good to know.

And good luck trying to beat up someone who just filled your beer up with bullshit, by the way. Or getting away with beating up a chick who was trying to force herself on you.
And let's not forget that there are plenty women who exercise and know how to fight and plenty guys who do neither of those things.

Don't fucking argue that "guys can't be raped". It's just as stupid as fucking feminists claiming that looking at cleavage is rape.
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#43 - tittylovin (01/07/2016) [-]
If looking at cleavage is wrong, I don't wanna be right
#19 - so he just left the cake out all night?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2016 on You only turn 3 once 0
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#32 - Das (01/04/2016) [-]
I think it's the morning. At the very least, it's early in the morning like 6am
#28 - i ride a motorcycle, 6 gallons gets me 324 miles  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Gas at 1.9 cents a gallon +4
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#93 - dazartimm (01/03/2016) [-]
I drive a car and 50 liters gets me 1000km.
#32 - verycoolcat (01/03/2016) [-]
I ride your mom... I get one meter per gallon of butter.
#8 - commitseppukucommitseppukucommitseppukucommitseppukucommitsepp…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Gintama keks +3
#9 - ichigoichie (01/03/2016) [-]
but I don't want to commit sudoku
#127 - who said it was without consent? he could literally walk away.… 12/26/2015 on what a polite man 0

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User avatar #35 - syrianassassin (04/23/2015) [-]
hi shlomo
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User avatar #33 to #32 - solomon (08/25/2014) [-]
i actually have a tattoo of this. Philippians 4:6 "be anxious for nothing, but in all things, with prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God" basically Paul was writing a letter to philippi as with most of the new testament after the gospels of jesus, explaining what to do, what not to do. and here he explains how to deal with fear and anxiety. pray, ask humbly what you need and thank God for being so good to you, which He always is. and the next part of the verse is important verse 7; "And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus." after you handle the fear, everything else will fall into place. you get that booty bro
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User avatar #28 to #27 - solomon (06/23/2014) [-]
DAWWWWWHAWHAWHAWHHAW it's a mommy and a baby! thanks, i needed this =)
User avatar #29 to #28 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. And thank you, can I count on your vote? (subscribe?)
User avatar #30 to #29 - solomon (06/23/2014) [-]
lol, done
User avatar #14 - funnyfreddy (08/18/2011) [-]
ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANYTHING OR NOT?!?!?!?!
User avatar #15 to #14 - solomon (08/19/2011) [-]
i unbanned you immediately after. tinychat glitching is not my fault. stop being so pathetic and stick up for yourself instead of expecting the mods to cover you.
User avatar #16 to #15 - funnyfreddy (08/19/2011) [-]
hey im not the guy who got demoded for abusing his powers

Btw i'm not pathetic.......unlike you
User avatar #18 to #16 - solomon (08/19/2011) [-]
do you know why you're made fun of? do you know why people target you? it has nothing to do with how you look. i'm big just like you. the difference is, i dont carry myself like a little girl who cant defend themself. i carry myself with confidence. i handle my problems. i dont run and hide like you. you're the definition of pathetic. and it's sad. stop being walked over and stand up for yourself
User avatar #17 to #16 - solomon (08/19/2011) [-]
no, but you caused it.

also, i'm not the one who hides behind the mods when i cant stand up for myself. i'm not the one who gets mad about being called fat when i'm eating an entire pizza. you are sad. and in the real world, you are screwed. just like what you did, it's pathetic to not talk to me and complain to shaun because you can't handle it
User avatar #19 to #17 - funnyfreddy (08/19/2011) [-]
actually i didnt cause it alot more people than just me wanted you gone
btw I stuck up for myself but then people told me to stop feeding the trolls so i did.....i dont get mad at being called fat i get irritated because i hear it so much...and in the real world i wont be screwed i will be able to actually do something with my life unlike you who wants to become a musician even though your music is pathetic
any other insults you want to through COME AT ME BRO!
User avatar #20 to #19 - solomon (08/21/2011) [-]
freddy. no one likes you. why do you think you never became a mod? it's because NO ONE likes you. togga thinks you're cocksucker and everyone else just thinks you're pathetic. and i do music as a hobby, i'm studying psychology. what are you going to do with your life? when someone's hobby is more impressive than your entire being?
User avatar #21 to #20 - funnyfreddy (08/21/2011) [-]
uuuhhhhh don't be such a faggot solomon. togga doesn't like me i know that.......do i care? HELL NO!if you wanna know what im going to do with my life i play on going to college to become a game designer and or cartoonist my hobby of drawing can turn into a profession. So you maybe be older and you maybe able to play guitar but you will always be the guy who can't even handle the tiniest of power. I know many people who wanted you gone but i don't wanna bring them into this conversation.........you don't need to be such a douche all the time
User avatar #22 to #21 - solomon (08/21/2011) [-]
you cant bring them into this because they dont exist. and it's not just togga. literally no one wants you on there, of the original people. game designer and drawing, ya that's realistic.
User avatar #23 to #22 - funnyfreddy (08/21/2011) [-]
Dude I'm going to stop talking to you because you're being a jerk.You can drop it if you want I don't really care.Keep insulting me I would'nt care.
User avatar #24 to #23 - solomon (08/21/2011) [-]
really? that "let them talk" crap they teach you in school doesnt work. people who do that only do so when they're wrong and KNOW they are. if i'm wrong, then dont answer
User avatar #25 to #24 - funnyfreddy (08/21/2011) [-]
Fine if you want to be immature about it I can stoop to your level.
User avatar #26 to #25 - solomon (08/21/2011) [-]
but if you're so mature and said you were going to stop? why didnt you. you just disproved yourself. good job
User avatar #10 - funnyfreddy (08/18/2011) [-]
LET ME BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #11 to #10 - solomon (08/18/2011) [-]
i did!
User avatar #13 to #11 - funnyfreddy (08/18/2011) [-]
come on.....
User avatar #12 to #11 - funnyfreddy (08/18/2011) [-]
WELL IT SAYS AND I QUOTE "SORRY, YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THIS ROOM"
#8 - Serjical (08/16/2011) [-]
I finally found you Solomon
User avatar #9 to #8 - solomon (08/16/2011) [-]
=D
User avatar #7 - funnyfreddy (08/15/2011) [-]
please im sorry
User avatar #6 - funnyfreddy (08/15/2011) [-]
I WAS LISTENING TO MUSIC I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO BACON
User avatar #5 - funnyfreddy (08/15/2011) [-]
DUDE I SWEAR I DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING WAS KNOW WITH BACON SORRY.
User avatar #2 to #1 - solomon (04/28/2011) [-]
do your freaken homework!
User avatar #3 to #2 - CarlosMontoya (04/28/2011) [-]
i have one paragraph left lol be proud of my get
User avatar #4 to #3 - solomon (04/28/2011) [-]
son, i am proud
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