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Date Signed Up:11/12/2010
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#129 - ex fiance said she felt i wasn't treating her like a queen and… 05/21/2015 on Break up stories +1
#130 - hmmmm. i dont think what he threw is what he was holding. look… 05/21/2015 on   -1
#50 - and anyone around the guy who gets shot. yep. 05/20/2015 on 'Merica +1
#48 - hollowpoints expand in stay in a person, causing more damage. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2015 on 'Merica +1
User avatar #49 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh, so by safer you meant safer for the other guy, not the one that got shot
User avatar #50 - solomon (05/20/2015) [-]
and anyone around the guy who gets shot. yep.
#46 - no? they're safer for bystanders than ball ammunition  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2015 on 'Merica +3
User avatar #47 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
Really ? how ?
#51 - saladiskilling (05/20/2015) [-]
As they impact a body, they tear and expand outwards, spinning the spin of a thing that knows and deals only death, even as it dies itself. It is in these throes that its metamorphosis into a doom mushroom of twisted metal that its path is dulled, even as it flails out and bites apart anything it can reach in its last gasp.

User avatar #48 - solomon (05/20/2015) [-]
hollowpoints expand in stay in a person, causing more damage. ball ammo is a solid piece of lead and can quite easily go right through and hit whatever is behind who you shot
User avatar #49 - murphyslawtesties (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh, so by safer you meant safer for the other guy, not the one that got shot
User avatar #50 - solomon (05/20/2015) [-]
and anyone around the guy who gets shot. yep.
#48 - down. cats hop up stairs and trot downstairs 05/18/2015 on These are getting a little... 0
#15 - no, here's what you do; you keep staring, dont move, most like…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2015 on High school in a nutshell 0
#20 - LloydIrving (05/07/2015) [-]
I once stayed up all night playing video games in high school, then fell asleep as the girl I liked was talking to me in class. My head bobbed down a bit so that my eyes, asleep but still open, were staring straight at her chest. I woke up to her furiously accusing me of being a sick, blatant pervert. Felt like I screwed up in the worst way imaginable at the time.

We're getting married this December.
User avatar #22 - cdarthvader (05/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #24 - LloydIrving (05/07/2015) [-]
Thanks, couldn't be happier tbh.
User avatar #16 - rzpdisciple (05/07/2015) [-]
tried that once. didnt work.
#86 - so... if thor put it on a wheel chair, would everyone be able … 05/07/2015 on The Elevator is worthy 0
#41 - i liked the fighting in homecoming, hated the breakable weapon… 05/06/2015 on Why Silent Hills was cancelled 0
#17 - im pretty sure you meant to put 3  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Why Silent Hills was cancelled +6
User avatar #32 - metalstorm (05/05/2015) [-]
I think you mean 2 is the best.


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User avatar #35 - syrianassassin (04/23/2015) [-]
hi shlomo
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User avatar #33 to #32 - solomon (08/25/2014) [-]
i actually have a tattoo of this. Philippians 4:6 "be anxious for nothing, but in all things, with prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God" basically Paul was writing a letter to philippi as with most of the new testament after the gospels of jesus, explaining what to do, what not to do. and here he explains how to deal with fear and anxiety. pray, ask humbly what you need and thank God for being so good to you, which He always is. and the next part of the verse is important verse 7; "And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus." after you handle the fear, everything else will fall into place. you get that booty bro
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User avatar #28 to #27 - solomon (06/23/2014) [-]
DAWWWWWHAWHAWHAWHHAW it's a mommy and a baby! thanks, i needed this =)
User avatar #29 to #28 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
OP always delivers. And thank you, can I count on your vote? (subscribe?)
User avatar #30 to #29 - solomon (06/23/2014) [-]
lol, done
User avatar #14 - funnyfreddy (08/18/2011) [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - solomon (08/19/2011) [-]
i unbanned you immediately after. tinychat glitching is not my fault. stop being so pathetic and stick up for yourself instead of expecting the mods to cover you.
User avatar #16 to #15 - funnyfreddy (08/19/2011) [-]
hey im not the guy who got demoded for abusing his powers

Btw i'm not pathetic.......unlike you
User avatar #18 to #16 - solomon (08/19/2011) [-]
do you know why you're made fun of? do you know why people target you? it has nothing to do with how you look. i'm big just like you. the difference is, i dont carry myself like a little girl who cant defend themself. i carry myself with confidence. i handle my problems. i dont run and hide like you. you're the definition of pathetic. and it's sad. stop being walked over and stand up for yourself
User avatar #17 to #16 - solomon (08/19/2011) [-]
no, but you caused it.

also, i'm not the one who hides behind the mods when i cant stand up for myself. i'm not the one who gets mad about being called fat when i'm eating an entire pizza. you are sad. and in the real world, you are screwed. just like what you did, it's pathetic to not talk to me and complain to shaun because you can't handle it
User avatar #19 to #17 - funnyfreddy (08/19/2011) [-]
actually i didnt cause it alot more people than just me wanted you gone
btw I stuck up for myself but then people told me to stop feeding the trolls so i did.....i dont get mad at being called fat i get irritated because i hear it so much...and in the real world i wont be screwed i will be able to actually do something with my life unlike you who wants to become a musician even though your music is pathetic
any other insults you want to through COME AT ME BRO!
User avatar #20 to #19 - solomon (08/21/2011) [-]
freddy. no one likes you. why do you think you never became a mod? it's because NO ONE likes you. togga thinks you're cocksucker and everyone else just thinks you're pathetic. and i do music as a hobby, i'm studying psychology. what are you going to do with your life? when someone's hobby is more impressive than your entire being?
User avatar #21 to #20 - funnyfreddy (08/21/2011) [-]
uuuhhhhh don't be such a faggot solomon. togga doesn't like me i know that.......do i care? HELL NO!if you wanna know what im going to do with my life i play on going to college to become a game designer and or cartoonist my hobby of drawing can turn into a profession. So you maybe be older and you maybe able to play guitar but you will always be the guy who can't even handle the tiniest of power. I know many people who wanted you gone but i don't wanna bring them into this conversation.........you don't need to be such a douche all the time
User avatar #22 to #21 - solomon (08/21/2011) [-]
you cant bring them into this because they dont exist. and it's not just togga. literally no one wants you on there, of the original people. game designer and drawing, ya that's realistic.
User avatar #23 to #22 - funnyfreddy (08/21/2011) [-]
Dude I'm going to stop talking to you because you're being a jerk.You can drop it if you want I don't really care.Keep insulting me I would'nt care.
User avatar #24 to #23 - solomon (08/21/2011) [-]
really? that "let them talk" crap they teach you in school doesnt work. people who do that only do so when they're wrong and KNOW they are. if i'm wrong, then dont answer
User avatar #25 to #24 - funnyfreddy (08/21/2011) [-]
Fine if you want to be immature about it I can stoop to your level.
User avatar #26 to #25 - solomon (08/21/2011) [-]
but if you're so mature and said you were going to stop? why didnt you. you just disproved yourself. good job
User avatar #10 - funnyfreddy (08/18/2011) [-]
LET ME BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #11 to #10 - solomon (08/18/2011) [-]
i did!
User avatar #13 to #11 - funnyfreddy (08/18/2011) [-]
come on.....
User avatar #12 to #11 - funnyfreddy (08/18/2011) [-]
#8 - Serjical (08/16/2011) [-]
I finally found you Solomon
User avatar #9 to #8 - solomon (08/16/2011) [-]
User avatar #7 - funnyfreddy (08/15/2011) [-]
please im sorry
User avatar #6 - funnyfreddy (08/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #5 - funnyfreddy (08/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - solomon (04/28/2011) [-]
do your freaken homework!
User avatar #3 to #2 - CarlosMontoya (04/28/2011) [-]
i have one paragraph left lol be proud of my get
User avatar #4 to #3 - solomon (04/28/2011) [-]
son, i am proud
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