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#57 - BAN SALT TRUCKS! 4 hours ago on Misleading Headline +1
#15 - Older women always compliment how handsome I am and how lucky …  [+] (8 new replies) 14 hours ago on childhood +26
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#25 - toosexyforyou (12 hours ago) [-]
That's just the general compliment to give a young person when you're old.
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#24 - oltorf (12 hours ago) [-]
it's pretty weird to tell a stranger that they're attractive though. maybe not weird, but pretty risky. There's no real good way to respond, either. Chances are you're just going to get an "uh... ok.. thanks..." back. And why would you bother unless you were hoping for a date or something?
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#32 - rahzma (11 hours ago) [-]
I don't know if it's just a small town kinda thing or something, but you can just compliment people without some ulterior motive. If you're in a line at a store or something you can give a simple compliment, expect nothing back, and move on with your day. People wave and smile at each other all the time here. Sure there's a few assholes around but they're everywhere. People do give compliments to others though. I can't even tell you how many people have just done it to me out of nowhere.
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#38 - oltorf (8 hours ago) [-]
that's true. I live in a small-ish city (100K people) so maybe not small enough for that, but people are pretty friendly.
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#21 - buddywuggle (13 hours ago) [-]
Could be your cute by their generation's standards. Men back in the 50's looked a bit different than men now.
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#20 - qnamanmanga (13 hours ago) [-]
Girl sometimes talks I'm handsome on omegle. But I can't respond properly, and I'm sounds like retard on first meet. I need to know girl very well to talk to her fluidly... That's the problem.
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#23 - Haentar (12 hours ago) [-]
I feel that, but with everyone in person.
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#19 - hexproof (13 hours ago) [-]
Becouse girls wont say it in front of you they'll say it to other girls instead
#284 - damnit! should've just stayed aborted. Now I gotta allah snac… 07/24/2016 on Be reborn here! 0
#280 - **solinvictus used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **solinvictus rolls 49**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on Be reborn here! 0
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#284 - solinvictus (07/24/2016) [-]
damnit! should've just stayed aborted. Now I gotta allah snackbar everywhere.
#273 - **solinvictus used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **solinvictus rolls 94**  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2016 on Be reborn here! 0
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#280 - solinvictus (07/24/2016) [-]
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#284 - solinvictus (07/24/2016) [-]
damnit! should've just stayed aborted. Now I gotta allah snackbar everywhere.
#48 - I think I just lost my appetite.. 07/23/2016 on Warning Tragic story... 0
#28 - What is it with women and ******* meetings? They're pointless…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2016 on "I call it the men in... +8
#29 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
From personal AND anecdotal evidence, having women in positions of power is 9/10 times a bad move. There's always the exception that proves the rule though. My mother for example is an awesome leader, she's not petty, she respects her subordinates, and she doesn't waste time on worthless meetings or other non-sensical (spell check?) things.
#671 - **solinvictus used "*roll picture*"** **solinvictus rolled … 07/22/2016 on Roll for a qt GF 0
#43 - I just want a pokemon mmo. I don't even care if they add the … 07/22/2016 on mokemon 0
#67 - Yeah, I'm a little worried about that, there were some really … 07/19/2016 on signs you've modded too much 0

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