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#40 - Better yet, have him **** only Alien Women, like 17 Twi'Leks  [+] (6 new replies) 19 hours ago on star holocaust +59
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#60 - distortedflare (17 hours ago) [-]
Also have him say fat women disgust him just to really twist the knife.
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#54 - brobathehutt (18 hours ago) [-]
It's incredibly realistic too, I mean who WOULDN'T fuck 17 Twi'leks?
#59 - thesinful (17 hours ago) [-]
All different colors. Taste the rainbow motherfucker.
Make sure one of them's Darth Talon
#183 - orionthegreat (5 hours ago) [-]
There's actually concept art for Darth Talon in the art book, so it seems that at one point they were considering having her in the movie.
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#222 - huntergriff (3 hours ago) [-]
oh, tumblr and a bunch of SJWs would flip its shit and claim Star wars promotes rape culture or some stupidity like that, and then we'd see non stop hit pieces about lucasfilm being sexist.
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#191 - thesinful (5 hours ago) [-]
Well, she'd certainly put asses in seats. And hands in pants if we're being honest
#23 - My hopes are if Poe is gay it is only slightly remarked about …  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on star holocaust +14
#85 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, like when entire plots revolve around who a character wants to fuck... Like, ENTIRE movies dedicated to "will they or won't they..." basically entire genres featuring the sexuality of its two leads... That sure would suck...
#225 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]
Such things exist, but Star Wars just wouldn't fit into that genre no matter how much people try to shoehorn it in.
#30 - It's almost as if the EU's extremely poor planning and general…  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on A slowly growing side of FJ... +13
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#96 - lotengo (8 hours ago) [-]
Yea its because of muh war.
Muh war forced a thousand North African men to form ORGANISED GANG RAPES on new years eve in Germany.
#33 - drumandbass (19 hours ago) [-]
Divide et Impera.
#20 - I kinda hope Poe is not gay, not because I don't like the idea…  [+] (16 new replies) 21 hours ago on star holocaust +102
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#43 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (19 hours ago) [-]
Best case scenario is that they go several movies with a character and you have no fucking clue that they're gay just for it to be brought up as late as late and nonchalantly as possible, the reactions should also be casual. Because in the future where nobody cares about anyone elses sexuality unless they're trying to fuck them.
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#50 - kewlkrayfish (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but that did not work with legend of Korra, the blog-o-sphere collectively shit their pants
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#52 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (18 hours ago) [-]
No one had a problem with her sexuality, they had a problem with the romance being asserted so late.
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#27 - fiveblackmen (20 hours ago) [-]
If it was my decision I would shoot a scene in one of the upcoming movies that has nothing to do with the story but just depicts Poe fucking like 8 women at once, just to piss off the tumblrinas.
#40 - solidusisballadis (19 hours ago) [-]
Better yet, have him fuck only Alien Women, like 17 Twi'Leks
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#60 - distortedflare (17 hours ago) [-]
Also have him say fat women disgust him just to really twist the knife.
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#54 - brobathehutt (18 hours ago) [-]
It's incredibly realistic too, I mean who WOULDN'T fuck 17 Twi'leks?
#59 - thesinful (17 hours ago) [-]
All different colors. Taste the rainbow motherfucker.
Make sure one of them's Darth Talon
#183 - orionthegreat (5 hours ago) [-]
There's actually concept art for Darth Talon in the art book, so it seems that at one point they were considering having her in the movie.
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#222 - huntergriff (3 hours ago) [-]
oh, tumblr and a bunch of SJWs would flip its shit and claim Star wars promotes rape culture or some stupidity like that, and then we'd see non stop hit pieces about lucasfilm being sexist.
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#191 - thesinful (5 hours ago) [-]
Well, she'd certainly put asses in seats. And hands in pants if we're being honest
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#21 - kinginthenorthh (21 hours ago) [-]
Tumblr is dumb though. Poe is going to try to bang Finn, but since Finn is straight he's going to bang Rey. My hope is that this will turn Poe into a SW version of Jack Harkness.
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#199 - saxong (5 hours ago) [-]
Captain Jack is one of the only positive examples for sexual diversity I have ever been able to offer, just an awesome character regardless of his sexuality that barely brings it up and when he does it is done very normally, much the same way it would were he straight.
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#23 - solidusisballadis (21 hours ago) [-]
My hopes are if Poe is gay it is only slightly remarked about and not over done. I hate it when stories try and make sexuality/race/gender/etc. a character trait
#85 - anon (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, like when entire plots revolve around who a character wants to fuck... Like, ENTIRE movies dedicated to "will they or won't they..." basically entire genres featuring the sexuality of its two leads... That sure would suck...
#225 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]
Such things exist, but Star Wars just wouldn't fit into that genre no matter how much people try to shoehorn it in.
#71 - Captain Phasma currently 01/12/2016 on Anyone Remember The Captain... +12
#85 - Welcome to Post-Modernism; Go **** yourself  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Heh, Art. +1
#104 - inthenight (01/12/2016) [-]
Ah yes... Post-Modernism.... I had an argument with my sister-in-law and she (being very heavily involved with post-modernist crap) tried to end the argument by saying that everything we were both saying was just our opinions and opinions can't be argued so I have no argument against her and thus she wins. I suppose she did win since I was so dumbfounded trying to wrap my head around the bullshit she'd just spewed that I couldn't respond. It was a fun night.
#122 - migueldecervantes (01/12/2016) [-]
That's pretty much post-modernism for you, though.

It's like regressing to infant-like mentalities because you are too scared to have an actual argument. Then, you take a shit and present it as high art since no one can argue about its cultural value.

Yay.
#112 - mastercolossus (01/12/2016) [-]
**mastercolossus used "*roll picture*"**
**mastercolossus rolled image**if you married into her family say "i bang your sibling."
if she married into yours tell her outsiders are uncultured swine and she was wrong. Russian Dancing Men : animated music video : MrWeebl then dance to this.
she will think you are doing high art.
#133 - inthenight (01/12/2016) [-]
How did you know is was Russian? mostly anyway my dad's family came to the US from Russia a little before WWI And I can confirm that we do dance like that.

I married into hers and lived with them for a while. The door in my wife's old room didn't latch so we had to barricade it to keep it closed and one time her sister tried to barge in while we were fucking even though we yelled not to. We didn't get to the door on time and she saw us both naked and screamed.

It was also a fun day.
#139 - mastercolossus (01/13/2016) [-]
Отава Ё – Сумецкая (русские частушки под драку) Otava Yo - russian couplets while fighting
and here is some more russian dancing for you.
#135 - mastercolossus (01/12/2016) [-]
i have moments of clarity where i just KNOW things.
i also know you watch porn.
but thats just because you are a male.
#119 - no, the Anti-Christ must not be summoned 01/12/2016 on TFA big ass spoilers (And... 0
#37 - I kinda like this new theory that is going around in which Kyl…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on TFA big ass spoilers (And... +22
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#50 - duelknight (01/10/2016) [-]
That actully sounds really awesome.

Damn shame it's painfully unlikely to happen.
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#62 - huntergriff (01/10/2016) [-]
never say never.
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#111 - elpsycongroo (01/10/2016) [-]
paging biebergotswag
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#119 - solidusisballadis (01/12/2016) [-]
no, the Anti-Christ must not be summoned
#63 - Please, Make more adventures of the White Blooded Human 01/09/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 7/9 0
#85 - 0/10 SHE'S GOT NO ASS 01/01/2016 on Mom always knows +2
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User avatar #2 - beastkenten ONLINE (07/27/2015) [-]
Ayoooo solidusisballadis
welcome to FJ!

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me or any of the other mods at
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Have a good one!
User avatar #1 - lametitan (07/27/2015) [-]
Hiya i see you already got an avatar going
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