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#2 - Oh well **** me lol, someone beat me to it, I did… 06/20/2014 on What Satanic Being Thought... -1
#6 - **soldiertwofour rolled image ** I dont think it was the wi…  [+] (20 new replies) 04/16/2014 on I hear the wine was to die... 0
User avatar #30 - samaramidnight (04/16/2014) [-]
I'm guessing he was alergic to pigeons blood, because he cut one of it's head, while cutting the cake, so...
Maybe the bird had bird flue?
User avatar #34 - hellomynameisbill (04/16/2014) [-]
bird flu doesn't choke you and deteriorate your skin in seconds
User avatar #35 - samaramidnight (04/16/2014) [-]
In Westeros, maybe it does? O-o
User avatar #12 - timelordjam (04/16/2014) [-]
twas the wine, the necklace dontas gave to (i forgot her name for some reason), had poison in the jewels. When the old woman was playing with her hair at the table she took the right most crystal (you can see). After tyrion filled the cup and gave it to joffrey, he drank it and gave it to margaery, margaery put it next to the old woman and she put the contents of the crystal in it. When maraery handed joffrey his cup back he was already poisoned.
#20 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2014) [-]
it was the Strangler, a dark purple poison that, well, strangles the victim. in the show, it was in sansa's necklace. olenna tyrell took a "gem" while she was talking to her, gave it to margaery for her to slip into joff's cup while the pigeon pie was presented.
User avatar #33 - mrnpc (04/16/2014) [-]
I fucking knew it was Margaery! She has too much gain.

Also, does this make her the sole queen who may remarry if she wishes.
#14 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2014) [-]
I had a clever idea...

The wife and/or eldest woman, or the.. forgive me... persian.

The wine and pie alone were not poisonous... but I only saw two people with pie, and one drank the wine and pie, one simply ate the pie.
See... see where I'm going? I thought the pie/wine were both "poisoned" but one needed the other to activate.
User avatar #13 - timelordjam (04/16/2014) [-]
(thats MY theory)
User avatar #19 - wanicochil (04/16/2014) [-]
Sorry for double post Except Margaery had nothing to do with it, and old woman didn't plan any of it, she is just a pawn
User avatar #23 - timelordjam (04/16/2014) [-]
but are you sure maergary had nothing to do with it?
User avatar #24 - wanicochil (04/16/2014) [-]
As far as I know (Who knows I might of miss read) She has no involvement in the actual plan to kill, she is just used to get close to the king so the grandmother can slip in the poison, but then I guess you could count that as involvement *shrug*
User avatar #21 - timelordjam (04/16/2014) [-]
I assumed so
User avatar #17 - wanicochil (04/16/2014) [-]
You are correct
User avatar #18 - timelordjam (04/16/2014) [-]
Really?
#10 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2014) [-]
In the books it's the wine. But the poison was mixed in the wine inside Jofreey's cup. Not gonna give any spoilers, but if you pay attention to the scene you can guess who did it.
#31 - FatherPedobear (04/16/2014) [-]
It might not have been the wine, but the inside of the cup.
User avatar #22 - chadisyounggg (04/16/2014) [-]
the queens mom
User avatar #7 - mrmystery (04/16/2014) [-]
My folks read the books, I believe it was meant to be a marble or something from some chicks headdress.
User avatar #8 - tannerninja (04/16/2014) [-]
Opal I think
User avatar #9 - mrmystery (04/16/2014) [-]
You would know more than I!
#102 - Yea must have been a really ****** game to keep y…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Elder Scrolls Online 0
User avatar #113 - sinonyx (04/11/2014) [-]
yes, it was entertaining while i was playing it... but if you have no urge to go back to playing it.. is it really a good game? i honestly don't think i'm even going to touch it when it goes F2P like it undoubtedly will
#3 - Collapsed earlier today while walking from his hotel in AZ out… 04/09/2014 on RIP Warrior, Legend Forever 0
#211 - **soldiertwofour rolled a random image posted in comment #9 … 02/27/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 3... 0
#2 - Would have been hard to do, since the voices and music would b… 02/26/2014 on Just looking for Opinions... 0
#2 - Yea I know this isn't a popular place for them but I figured I… 02/19/2014 on Help Me Out!!! (check Desc) 0
#5 - I also am from missouri, you have to admit though its better t… 02/15/2014 on not bad +3
#9 - Comment deleted 01/28/2014 on Classical /b/ 0
#55 - I literally just watched this 2 days ago since my fiance had n… 01/20/2014 on Who else is still waiting? 0
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User avatar #2 - bluemeatmballs (10/28/2012) [-]
thnak you very much
User avatar #1 - bluemeatmballs (10/26/2012) [-]
Hello sir. I have noticed you aren't an item collector, but you do have a good amount of FJ points.
Now, if you don't collect items, these points are useless to you.
So i'm asking you sincerely, might you be willing to share some of those poins with me?
You could make me very happy, and I will use them for the great cause of item science.
Sorry for bothering you, and thanks for considering.
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