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#111 - >Dog's die Gramma nazi say what  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2016 on local man arrested for... -9
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#113 - canichaikait (07/02/2016) [-]
Dog's died= dog has died
Nigga what
#117 - anon (07/03/2016) [-]
I've never seen someone combine a word with "has" with an apostrophe s before. They probably read it the same way I did, which is "dog is died" since typically "dog's" means you're referring to something that belongs to your dog, or something like "my dog's adorable" which again, would be a contradiction of dog and is. I don't know the exact rules for it, but I think "have" can be used but "has" can't. Maybe because it's 3rd person present? I have no idea. But just sayin', in their defense, it can certainly be read wrong.
Looking into it more out of curiosity, it looks like "has" is used exclusively in a possessive way, so saying "The think the dog has died" is improper in and of itself, since it implies the dog owns "died". "I think the dog died" would be more grammatically correct.

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#33 - So... any links to the article?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2016 on /pol/ on Sweden's "don't... +1
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#42 - sodapops (07/02/2016) [-]
Well... This might have been the first, www.svt.se/opinion/siri-bernhardsson-om-armband-mot-tafs .

This one is the rape that /pol/ found so shocking because the magical anti-rape bracelets didn't work www.aftonbladet.se/nojesbladet/article23098161.ab "I hate men. Hate, hate, hate". -Zara Larsson, Level-headed feminist. There were three or four rapes on that festival and a lot of other sexual assault.

On this festival there are so far 16 cases of rape and sexual assault, with the youngest victim only 12 years old. www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article23103810.ab
#87 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2016 on Why is the newTarzan... +1
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#109 - Dos that include pills to grenade launchers?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2016 on Some military snafus 0
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#110 - zombifier (07/01/2016) [-]
they take 14-28 meters to arm armed by number of rotations
#172 - Never used tumblr, do you search for it or do you have to jump…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2016 on Science 0
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#184 - dascruffy (07/02/2016) [-]
you can just type in a key word. dunno if you have to create an account or not. you did at one time.
#220 - You look at this the wrong ******* way, the reason WHY it made… 06/30/2016 on fuck Funnyjunk +4
#214 - Ditto.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2016 on Trips and Admin leaves FJ +4
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#300 - masanori (06/28/2016) [-]
Four times yesterday. No more.
#66 - I wanna hate you for littering, but i just ******* can't with … 06/24/2016 on Frogbro 2016 +4
#51 - there was that one ass hat to a radical Muslim in Germany a fe… 06/23/2016 on Robot got stabbed +7
#64 - Speaking of shots. yeah i found this today at the mall 06/22/2016 on Dank and Music Webm 78 +1