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soldiertwo

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:2/14/2013
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:planet earth
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#37 - The fact someone in this world sits on his fat ass all day and…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on best scam attempt +2
#38 - jumperzero (04/21/2015) [-]
actually no its probably just a program he made in like 2 weeks and he probably makes shit tons of cash from it. so more of a life than you lmao
#48 - jubilantpuncture (04/21/2015) [-]
Sounds like somebody is a bot scammer lol.
#28 - "I jacked off to furry porn" -fazbear 04/21/2015 on (untitled) +9
#45 - thanks 04/21/2015 on Stargate 0
#43 - as a guy who never really saw star wars... i don't get it.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Stargate 0
User avatar #44 - blueboysixnine (04/21/2015) [-]
The ship is from star trek. its gonna drive the nerds crazy
User avatar #45 - soldiertwo (04/21/2015) [-]
thanks
#24 - also i'm sorry for your reds when you just try to prove a poin…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Not the Sharpest Tools in... +1
#27 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
eh its fine. my blocked list is just getting longer and stronger. i graced you with greens just incase one of them gave you a red.
#23 - i see, but the point is still, the chance is there almost rega…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Not the Sharpest Tools in... +2
#26 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
true but would you really leave the child there after taking the pic to monitor fb for the replies? really? i mean cmon i understand your concern for gun saftey but your grasping at straws
yes theres always a chance but the chance here is much less than a neglected child digging thro mommas dresser and playing with her Glock
#18 - ah i see  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Not the Sharpest Tools in... 0
#19 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQqfhltkJ3c
theres what i mean. he actually has to remove the safety and sand down the egdge
User avatar #24 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
also i'm sorry for your reds when you just try to prove a point, that tells how small of a chance there is, for it to happen
#27 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
eh its fine. my blocked list is just getting longer and stronger. i graced you with greens just incase one of them gave you a red.
User avatar #23 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
i see, but the point is still, the chance is there almost regardless, here is hoping the chance never sees the daylight :/
#26 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
true but would you really leave the child there after taking the pic to monitor fb for the replies? really? i mean cmon i understand your concern for gun saftey but your grasping at straws
yes theres always a chance but the chance here is much less than a neglected child digging thro mommas dresser and playing with her Glock
#16 - by the second line of rifles i mean hunting rifles* 04/20/2015 on Not the Sharpest Tools in... 0
#15 - Isn't something about you can buy guns quite easy just from wa…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Not the Sharpest Tools in... 0
#17 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
what? only guns at my walmart. im from oklahoma. texas' little sister if you will. are handguns and a few rifles. nothing anywhere near an AR or AK type weapon.
the gun looks like an AK build with a pistol grip. not sure tho...
the safety on AKs can be rather rough. machine stamping leavs lots of unfinished edges. ill try n find a video showing what i mean... or a pic.

User avatar #18 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
ah i see
#19 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQqfhltkJ3c
theres what i mean. he actually has to remove the safety and sand down the egdge
User avatar #24 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
also i'm sorry for your reds when you just try to prove a point, that tells how small of a chance there is, for it to happen
#27 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
eh its fine. my blocked list is just getting longer and stronger. i graced you with greens just incase one of them gave you a red.
User avatar #23 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
i see, but the point is still, the chance is there almost regardless, here is hoping the chance never sees the daylight :/
#26 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
true but would you really leave the child there after taking the pic to monitor fb for the replies? really? i mean cmon i understand your concern for gun saftey but your grasping at straws
yes theres always a chance but the chance here is much less than a neglected child digging thro mommas dresser and playing with her Glock
User avatar #16 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
by the second line of rifles i mean hunting rifles*
#12 - Stupid people exists in this world, don't doubt them. just bec…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Not the Sharpest Tools in... +5
#13 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
oh no i dont doubt im just working under the assumption that the woman is a proud mother and a gun collector. i mean if you collect THAT many guns you must atleast be knowledgeable

again that particular gun is on safety. also seing as it is the mothers gun i sincerely doubt she handed it to the baby and taught it how to flip the safe lever.
User avatar #15 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
Isn't something about you can buy guns quite easy just from wall mart?
Also about the safety being on, its a unlucky movement that counts, the baby could fiddle around with it, i have tried firing rifles where the safety only requires a pressure with the thumb.
I did try a M15 once, the safety isn't THAT hard if you ask me, but i don't know about it on that kind of weapons shown in the picture.
#17 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
what? only guns at my walmart. im from oklahoma. texas' little sister if you will. are handguns and a few rifles. nothing anywhere near an AR or AK type weapon.
the gun looks like an AK build with a pistol grip. not sure tho...
the safety on AKs can be rather rough. machine stamping leavs lots of unfinished edges. ill try n find a video showing what i mean... or a pic.

User avatar #18 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
ah i see
#19 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQqfhltkJ3c
theres what i mean. he actually has to remove the safety and sand down the egdge
User avatar #24 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
also i'm sorry for your reds when you just try to prove a point, that tells how small of a chance there is, for it to happen
#27 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
eh its fine. my blocked list is just getting longer and stronger. i graced you with greens just incase one of them gave you a red.
User avatar #23 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
i see, but the point is still, the chance is there almost regardless, here is hoping the chance never sees the daylight :/
#26 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
true but would you really leave the child there after taking the pic to monitor fb for the replies? really? i mean cmon i understand your concern for gun saftey but your grasping at straws
yes theres always a chance but the chance here is much less than a neglected child digging thro mommas dresser and playing with her Glock
User avatar #16 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
by the second line of rifles i mean hunting rifles*
#10 - its not about the weapons having safety on and empty mag, its …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Not the Sharpest Tools in... -2
#11 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
no the child pictured cannot pull a trigger. his fingers are too small to have the strength required to depress it far enough and his big meaty paws are too chubby and cute to fit into the trigger guard.

im sorry but the moment you started off with "well maybe he was slightly wrong" you sounded ignorant. NOONE worth their salt who collects guns has EVERY firearm fully loaded and ready for goddamn seige. at most? one or two. the rest of the guns are merely kept with ammunition nearby.


User avatar #12 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
Stupid people exists in this world, don't doubt them. just because you have a firearm, doesn't mean you can't be a complete plep.

i don't know about you, but there is no way i'm standing in front of a toddler with a half automatic gun in the hands, regardless of how weak the thing is.
#13 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
oh no i dont doubt im just working under the assumption that the woman is a proud mother and a gun collector. i mean if you collect THAT many guns you must atleast be knowledgeable

again that particular gun is on safety. also seing as it is the mothers gun i sincerely doubt she handed it to the baby and taught it how to flip the safe lever.
User avatar #15 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
Isn't something about you can buy guns quite easy just from wall mart?
Also about the safety being on, its a unlucky movement that counts, the baby could fiddle around with it, i have tried firing rifles where the safety only requires a pressure with the thumb.
I did try a M15 once, the safety isn't THAT hard if you ask me, but i don't know about it on that kind of weapons shown in the picture.
#17 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
what? only guns at my walmart. im from oklahoma. texas' little sister if you will. are handguns and a few rifles. nothing anywhere near an AR or AK type weapon.
the gun looks like an AK build with a pistol grip. not sure tho...
the safety on AKs can be rather rough. machine stamping leavs lots of unfinished edges. ill try n find a video showing what i mean... or a pic.

User avatar #18 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
ah i see
#19 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQqfhltkJ3c
theres what i mean. he actually has to remove the safety and sand down the egdge
User avatar #24 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
also i'm sorry for your reds when you just try to prove a point, that tells how small of a chance there is, for it to happen
#27 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
eh its fine. my blocked list is just getting longer and stronger. i graced you with greens just incase one of them gave you a red.
User avatar #23 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
i see, but the point is still, the chance is there almost regardless, here is hoping the chance never sees the daylight :/
#26 - skelebones (04/20/2015) [-]
true but would you really leave the child there after taking the pic to monitor fb for the replies? really? i mean cmon i understand your concern for gun saftey but your grasping at straws
yes theres always a chance but the chance here is much less than a neglected child digging thro mommas dresser and playing with her Glock
User avatar #16 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
by the second line of rifles i mean hunting rifles*
#13 - >telling the internet to stop doing a thing >interne…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on meme Police +56
#95 - aaauuuggghhh (04/21/2015) [-]
#22 - this is why i want to join the army. 04/20/2015 on Liberal America 0
#6 - if i had a buck for every pixel in that vid, i would be homeless 04/20/2015 on Space Ghost Coast to Coast +8
#105 - nose spray, i think. 04/20/2015 on Alternate Medicines 0
#44 - anyone know where i can watch it? Netflix doesn't seem to have it 04/20/2015 on Science 0
#244 - from this day i will always check the comments before asking. 04/20/2015 on Cringe #32 - Weirdly... +1
#242 - what the **** is UTV?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Cringe #32 - Weirdly... 0
User avatar #244 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
from this day i will always check the comments before asking.
#92 - "ooh garyyy" 04/20/2015 on Spongebob +1
#182029 - Picture 04/20/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#182027 - dude you're gonna be so cringy, that your boddy will implode o…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #182028 - gabemczombie (04/20/2015) [-]
... What?
#182029 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
#182025 - rare pepes  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #182026 - gabemczombie (04/20/2015) [-]
It's a daring idea, but it just might work.
User avatar #182027 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
dude you're gonna be so cringy, that your boddy will implode of cringy-ness.
but yeah maybe social medias and how different people are on different sites, like FJ=autisme
4Chan=smart people acting dumb
tumblr=dumb people thinking they're smart
facebook=dumb people in particularly

maybe some of the huge shit storms from over time
User avatar #182028 - gabemczombie (04/20/2015) [-]
... What?
#182029 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
#182024 - Awesome places to visit in New York? inb4: Harlam after 23:00  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #182118 - warrenzthehero (04/21/2015) [-]
Ivebeen to Manhatten, and i cant speak about the other burroughs, but i know where i enjoyed myself.
The Toys-R-Us at Times Square. It's fucking great.
Also on Times Square is like a 4-stiry Walgreens
I got a rtetal kick out of that, for some reason.
Also Battery Park.
Take the Staten Island Ferry, but when everyone is wasting tier film taking pictures of the Statue of liberty, turn around and get some amazing skyline shots of Manhattan.
WALK AROUND. Dont think you have to have some itinerary. Just walk around and enjoy city and its lingering smell of dumpster.
Central Park.
Bryant Park.
User avatar #182069 - plantain (04/20/2015) [-]
FAO Schwarz is worth a visit. It's one of the oldest toy stores in America and it has some really neat stuff to look at.
#19 - yeah but i ain't gonna live in a ******* cave just beca… 04/19/2015 on Fallout must be an overload 0
#7 - Comment deleted 04/18/2015 on I know that feel 0

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User avatar #68 - croabadrake (04/18/2015) [-]
I can't look at your user picture without hearing that dang soldier in my head
#69 to #68 - soldiertwo (04/18/2015) [-]
outstanding!
#70 to #69 - croabadrake (04/18/2015) [-]
GOD DAMMIT
GOD DAMMIT
User avatar #66 - mettih ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
go suck dick
User avatar #67 to #66 - soldiertwo (03/02/2015) [-]
nah, but i know you're experienced enough to teach me
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User avatar #56 - abstractpink (05/25/2014) [-]
im danzeebass
do u remember me?
User avatar #57 to #56 - soldiertwo (05/25/2014) [-]
the guy i just wrote "wohoo DK!" to?
User avatar #58 to #57 - abstractpink (05/25/2014) [-]
:c
i used to be furryanonymous too
we used to write
a little
very little though
just wondering if u could remember me
most dont
User avatar #59 to #58 - soldiertwo (05/25/2014) [-]
its been far to long since i visited the board, and only remember a very few ones, but yeah i think i remember you now actually, lol hows going?
User avatar #60 to #59 - abstractpink (05/25/2014) [-]
its going well actually
i've been wondering for a long time
because i could slightly remember you and that other Dane
but i couldnt remember your damn names

Anyways, how about you? How's it going for you?
User avatar #61 to #60 - soldiertwo (05/25/2014) [-]
meh its going up and down, loosing most of the online games i play atm, got oral exams next week but besides that, everything is fine :3
User avatar #62 to #61 - abstractpink (05/25/2014) [-]
that's nice to hear, mister!
User avatar #63 to #62 - soldiertwo (05/25/2014) [-]
es soldier >-<
User avatar #64 to #63 - abstractpink (05/25/2014) [-]
Well alright then, soldier c:
User avatar #55 - soldiertwo (04/26/2014) [-]
**soldiertwo rolls 7**
User avatar #53 - mettih ONLINE (03/24/2014) [-]
Pas din skole
User avatar #54 to #53 - soldiertwo (03/24/2014) [-]
no u.
User avatar #52 - mettih ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
k
#34 - mettih ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
#46 to #34 - soldiertwo (03/20/2014) [-]
u fgt
u fgt
#47 to #46 - mettih ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I aint even mad
#48 to #47 - soldiertwo (03/20/2014) [-]
i ain't even thristy.
****** , unblock me alrdy!
User avatar #50 to #48 - mettih ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
gjorde jeg for 3 minutter siden din tard
User avatar #49 to #48 - soldiertwo (03/20/2014) [-]
thirsty*
User avatar #36 to #35 - mettih ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Stop being jelly already
User avatar #37 to #36 - soldiertwo (03/19/2014) [-]
besides you taunted me after my cat died, go **** yourself.
User avatar #39 to #37 - mettih ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Men har du seriøst stadig ondt i røven over den misforståelse?
User avatar #40 to #39 - soldiertwo (03/19/2014) [-]
****** når ens kæledyr lige har ladet livet er det ikke specielt sjovt.
User avatar #42 to #40 - mettih ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Ihvertfald, jeg beklager at du tolkede det forkert okay?
User avatar #41 to #40 - mettih ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
så sig det når det sker og ikke bitche om det et halvt år senere
User avatar #43 to #41 - soldiertwo (03/19/2014) [-]
jeg fortalte dig det den samme dag FØR du sendte video links -_-'

alright fine, you fukin heeten. now make me a sandwich.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mettih ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
gosh nvm
User avatar #45 to #44 - soldiertwo (03/19/2014) [-]
pls
User avatar #38 to #37 - mettih ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, fordi det var totalt meget meningen
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname (09/25/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user anticitezenone ** just rolling to the next profile I visit
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User avatar #32 to #30 - soldiertwo (09/26/2013) [-]
soldier-1

ya fakin negro :3
#29 - vangoz (09/23/2013) [-]
***** I see you
User avatar #27 - crimsonjericho (09/22/2013) [-]
good day slave
#26 - xalfalfax **User deleted account** (09/22/2013) [-]
nignog
nignog
#25 - robertelee (09/22/2013) [-]
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #170 at Miley Cyrus is asleep. **
wanna banana primate?
User avatar #22 - deadadventurer (09/22/2013) [-]
Greetings Negro.
User avatar #21 - thewizardsage (09/22/2013) [-]
I was told I had to come here and call you a ****** .

So there it is, ****** .
****** !


KNEE-GROW.
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