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#104 - ty 07/17/2014 on Battletoads Justice 0
#98 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Battletoads Justice 0
#100 - rdnyan (07/17/2014) [-]
here, have this.
User avatar #104 - soldiertwo (07/17/2014) [-]
ty
#93 - ye but i was more talking about the picture in particuler... 07/17/2014 on German Fans 0
#90 - omfg they censored the eyes, now i'll never know who those peo…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on German Fans 0
User avatar #92 - alimais (07/17/2014) [-]
I just google "antifa klauen flaggen" because I know that picture and this was the first version
User avatar #93 - soldiertwo (07/17/2014) [-]
ye but i was more talking about the picture in particuler...
#178 - this guy sounds a bit over the edge, "the amazing athiest… 07/17/2014 on Effect of Feminism 126 0
#108 - oh its not a video game. 07/12/2014 on D&D Stories #9 +1
#57 - but like, can you actual see genitals? is there option for sex…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on D&D Stories #9 0
User avatar #59 - seelcudoom (07/12/2014) [-]
its a tabletop game(though there are several video games based on it)
all actions are imagined, the closest things to graphics are the figures some people use and a map to better help remember where there charecters are
so you arent actually going to see anything unless someone decides to draw the events of the campaign
#58 - nathanthemighty (07/12/2014) [-]
D&D is a table top game. The Dungeon Master (person in charge of the campaign) usually dictates to the players most of what is happening. Think of it like players working together to create an interactive story which is told aloud as it is played, but with more charts and maps n shit. U gotta use yur imagination
#108 - soldiertwo (07/12/2014) [-]
oh its not a video game.
#45 - can you actual do sexual stuf in this game?  [+] (14 new replies) 07/12/2014 on D&D Stories #9 0
User avatar #55 - seelcudoom (07/12/2014) [-]
technically if the dm and the rest of the party are ok with it you can do whatever you damn well please
there is a 3rd party book called the book of erotic fantasy all about sex in dnd
User avatar #123 - Sabre (07/12/2014) [-]
I know from experience: bringing the Book of Erotic Fantasy into play just winds up being sad. Rules for sex...
User avatar #128 - seelcudoom (07/12/2014) [-]
ya i havent even played dnd, but if theres any rules for sex it seems like at most it would be make a roll based on you're charisma, result is how good it was
User avatar #134 - Sabre (07/12/2014) [-]
Naturally, it's FAR more complicated than that. If your playing with BoEF, you have an extra "appearance" stat, and have to roll Con checks to keep it up, and blahdy blahdy blah.
User avatar #57 - soldiertwo (07/12/2014) [-]
but like, can you actual see genitals? is there option for sex positions and animations? or is it just like when a helo player teabag someone?
User avatar #59 - seelcudoom (07/12/2014) [-]
its a tabletop game(though there are several video games based on it)
all actions are imagined, the closest things to graphics are the figures some people use and a map to better help remember where there charecters are
so you arent actually going to see anything unless someone decides to draw the events of the campaign
#58 - nathanthemighty (07/12/2014) [-]
D&D is a table top game. The Dungeon Master (person in charge of the campaign) usually dictates to the players most of what is happening. Think of it like players working together to create an interactive story which is told aloud as it is played, but with more charts and maps n shit. U gotta use yur imagination
#108 - soldiertwo (07/12/2014) [-]
oh its not a video game.
#46 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
depends on DM and party
hell last night the guy who made corruption of champions played a D&D thing with tentacle monsters and minotaur gangbangs
User avatar #49 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
So, basically he played CoC.
#50 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
it was a tabletop version of it kind of
I left when he and his horse fell into a tentacle pit and then centaurs came and at that point they already got over their donation goal
if you want to watch check his website because its still gonna go on tonight
User avatar #51 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
I think I'll pass.
#52 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/12/2014) [-]
you're loss
User avatar #54 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
I can live with me are loss.
#55 - can someone remove the grid? 07/12/2014 on Magnificent +1
#54 - Comment deleted 07/12/2014 on Magnificent 0
#86 - good'ol e621 07/12/2014 on Oh, 4chan. You disgust me +2
#90 - i don't find anything more annoying than NOT sitting by the wi… 07/12/2014 on Nope 0
#2250 - **soldiertwo rolls 791,557,014** sure why not 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#47 - and i've enjoyed every single fucking min of it. 07/11/2014 on Engineeruity 0
#59 - "entitled little shit mongers"  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on The difference between... +90
User avatar #146 - loopzoop (07/10/2014) [-]
For a while I thought that the gif kept zooming in closer and closer.
#247 - i'll cya in hell then. 07/10/2014 on tumblr vs 4chan: cringe... +1
#3387 - might be a bit late, but happy B-day nigguh 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#51 - Picture 07/09/2014 on we need to fight with... 0
#92 - Picture 07/09/2014 on Mustard Gas +1
#48 - now someone make a bitch post about how THAT post is to cover …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on the tumblr IQ level +14
#126 - mermoohue (07/08/2014) [-]
Is that what I think it is?
#47 - csgo feel your pain 07/08/2014 on (untitled) +23
#244 - your tekst color hurt my eyes... 07/08/2014 on 4chan's a big guy 0
#32 - i think we gotta get these two on the hospital... 07/07/2014 on Karaté +11
#62 - how can you be a cop and retarded like that?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Hope your house doesnt... +3
#64 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [-]
Cops have an average IQ of around 105 and applicants can be barred from the police for for having too high of an IQ. Normally I don't advocate the use of IQ's for the purpose of describing intelligence but this is absolute bullshit. The average cop is barely smarter than the average person and the average person is a fucking idiot.
User avatar #79 - jewsburninindaoven (07/07/2014) [-]
And by 105, he means 85
#74 - just use adblock ffs  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on The Mass Media +17
#97 - popeflatus (07/07/2014) [-]
Welcome back Cereal Guy, we haven't seen you for a while!
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User avatar #56 - abstractpink (05/25/2014) [-]
im danzeebass
do u remember me?
User avatar #57 to #56 - soldiertwo (05/25/2014) [-]
the guy i just wrote "wohoo DK!" to?
User avatar #58 to #57 - abstractpink (05/25/2014) [-]
:c
i used to be furryanonymous too
we used to write
a little
very little though
just wondering if u could remember me
most dont
User avatar #59 to #58 - soldiertwo (05/25/2014) [-]
its been far to long since i visited the board, and only remember a very few ones, but yeah i think i remember you now actually, lol hows going?
User avatar #60 to #59 - abstractpink (05/25/2014) [-]
its going well actually
i've been wondering for a long time
because i could slightly remember you and that other Dane
but i couldnt remember your damn names

Anyways, how about you? How's it going for you?
User avatar #61 to #60 - soldiertwo (05/25/2014) [-]
meh its going up and down, loosing most of the online games i play atm, got oral exams next week but besides that, everything is fine :3
User avatar #62 to #61 - abstractpink (05/25/2014) [-]
that's nice to hear, mister!
User avatar #63 to #62 - soldiertwo (05/25/2014) [-]
es soldier >-<
User avatar #64 to #63 - abstractpink (05/25/2014) [-]
Well alright then, soldier c:
User avatar #55 - soldiertwo (04/26/2014) [-]
**soldiertwo rolls 7**
User avatar #53 - mettih (03/24/2014) [-]
Pas din skole
User avatar #54 to #53 - soldiertwo (03/24/2014) [-]
no u.
User avatar #52 - mettih (03/23/2014) [-]
k
#46 to #34 - soldiertwo (03/20/2014) [-]
u fgt
u fgt
#47 to #46 - mettih (03/20/2014) [-]
I aint even mad
#48 to #47 - soldiertwo (03/20/2014) [-]
i ain't even thristy.
niggha, unblock me alrdy!
User avatar #50 to #48 - mettih (03/20/2014) [-]
gjorde jeg for 3 minutter siden din tard
User avatar #49 to #48 - soldiertwo (03/20/2014) [-]
thirsty*
User avatar #36 to #35 - mettih (03/19/2014) [-]
Stop being jelly already
User avatar #37 to #36 - soldiertwo (03/19/2014) [-]
besides you taunted me after my cat died, go fuck yourself.
User avatar #39 to #37 - mettih (03/19/2014) [-]
Men har du seriøst stadig ondt i røven over den misforståelse?
User avatar #40 to #39 - soldiertwo (03/19/2014) [-]
niggah når ens kæledyr lige har ladet livet er det ikke specielt sjovt.
User avatar #42 to #40 - mettih (03/19/2014) [-]
Ihvertfald, jeg beklager at du tolkede det forkert okay?
User avatar #41 to #40 - mettih (03/19/2014) [-]
så sig det når det sker og ikke bitche om det et halvt år senere
User avatar #43 to #41 - soldiertwo (03/19/2014) [-]
jeg fortalte dig det den samme dag FØR du sendte video links -_-'

alright fine, you fukin heeten. now make me a sandwich.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mettih (03/19/2014) [-]
gosh nvm
User avatar #45 to #44 - soldiertwo (03/19/2014) [-]
pls
User avatar #38 to #37 - mettih (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, fordi det var totalt meget meningen
User avatar #31 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
**niggastolemyname rolled user anticitezenone ** just rolling to the next profile I visit
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User avatar #32 to #30 - soldiertwo (09/26/2013) [-]
soldier-1

ya fakin negro :3
#29 - vangoz (09/23/2013) [-]
nigga I see you
User avatar #27 - crimsonjericho (09/22/2013) [-]
good day slave
#26 - xalfalfax **User deleted account** (09/22/2013) [-]
nignog
nignog
#25 - robertelee (09/22/2013) [-]
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #170 at Miley Cyrus is asleep. **
wanna banana primate?
#23 - sorenlolz ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 - deadadventurer (09/22/2013) [-]
Greetings Negro.
User avatar #21 - thewizardsage (09/22/2013) [-]
I was told I had to come here and call you a nigger.

So there it is, Nigger.
Nigger!


KNEE-GROW.
User avatar #19 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
King nigger isn't amused
#18 - weardowar (09/22/2013) [-]
I regret to inform you that you are infact a ....
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