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    girl or guy? girl or guy?
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#32 - la dispute, king park. 19 hours ago on Murph intesifies 0
#21 - Lol mine is 28.9kg and it's labeled as "XS" 07/10/2016 on They Trained Us Well 0
#61 - Idk about you, but for me chrome has a separate task for almos…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2016 on Browser and their drinking... 0
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#88 - thediamondhack (07/10/2016) [-]
same, as you can see it has a drop down menu showing the separet tasks
#15 - Great, I was supposed to sleep early tonight... Instead I down… 07/08/2016 on Letterkenny 0
#36 - Sponsorship?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2016 on Half of Iceland's... 0
#39 - zolzol (07/05/2016) [-]
Iceland is here by sponsored by Coca-cola. Email them with any and all questions you have about Iceland
#21 - I think it's the general consensus that he's expected to grow … 07/05/2016 on Happy birthday, dad +7
#25 - I recognized it in the first image... I've seen the entire thi… 06/26/2016 on ಠ_ಠ 0
#42 - 300-400 for a gaming build may be a bit tough, if you have a k… 06/05/2016 on Tech Support Gore 3 :... 0
#27 - It's actually mostly cute and warm/fuzzy with very little to n…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Romcom continues +3
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#28 - everheat (05/24/2016) [-]
Seeing how people turned out after the movie, I'm a bit afraid. Don't wanna be thinking about bunnies next time I yank it.
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#49 - charredenay (05/24/2016) [-]
Then don't? wtf. Do you have no self-control when it comes to what porn you look at? Look I love wildehopps as much as the next shipper, but you don't see me bothering with the porn.
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#53 - everheat (05/24/2016) [-]
Thinking about does not equal looking at.
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#54 - charredenay (05/24/2016) [-]
But looking at porn would be the only reason to jerk off to bunny sex. Wait wait wait. Does merely thinking about a possible relationship arouse you?
I mean whatever tickles your pickle, but that sounds like a personal problem to me.
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#58 - everheat (05/24/2016) [-]
Any sort of ''personal problem'' I might have is that I'm not getting laid in the first place. But I can control how far I take my sexual fantasies.
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#57 - everheat (05/24/2016) [-]
I've seen a lot of people sexualize my little ponies, cartoon bunnies etc etc after seeing them, which means they thought about them sexually in the first place, right? So, when I see something that arouses me, of course I'm gonna think about fucking that ''thing'' when i'm jerking off.

If the bunny here in this film is as ''sexy'' as people make her to be, i might be pulled into the fray as well. And I don't want any of that shit in my head - I got values and boundaries, man! Thusly, I would jerk off beforehand, so that I could tame my libido, so that I wouldn't find the bunny sexy, you getting this?

Also I originally posted half-jokingly, to arouse some attention for my amusement.
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#59 - charredenay (05/24/2016) [-]
If you really do have "values and boundaries" you got nothing to worry about. If you jerk off to it, you never had boundaries in the first place.

I know you posted half-jokingly.
But the joke is played out and tired.

I left that spoiler blank on purpose.
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#62 - everheat (05/24/2016) [-]
First time I ever got into Zootopia. Clearly boundaries exist over antropomorphic people.

I only clicked on that blank once.

Now I'm just typing for the sake of argument.

#34 - law enforcement 05/15/2016 on /k/ommando goes to a party 0