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#20 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 04/28/2013 on Who Killed Yusuke? 0
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#24 - AreyouSerious (04/28/2013) [-]
#9 - Why don't you have to worry about that? Elaborate, please.  [+] (10 replies) 04/26/2013 on Furiously 0
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#15 - thejerseyjenn (04/26/2013) [-]
Oregon and New Jersey are the only 2 states where it is illegal to pump your own gas. We have gas station attendants to do it.
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#36 - jajathezombie (04/26/2013) [-]
I've been going on family vacations to New Jersey my entire life. My mom always pumped her own gas there when I was growing up, and I pumped my own gas there. Haven't been in a few years though, so is it a new law or something?
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#46 - thejerseyjenn (04/26/2013) [-]
No it's not a new law but i've never heard of anyone pumping their own gas here. I'd have to look it up. But i'm not going to do that. Because I'm lazy.
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#18 - whatasickname (04/26/2013) [-]
I live in south jersey, we have so many indians at the stations around here.
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#19 - thejerseyjenn (04/26/2013) [-]
i live in central jersey. i know they say it doesn't exist but no I am literally dead center and a little to the right. The indians have thinned out here. Mostly middle eastern here. But a growing amount of white people are starting to run them.
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#21 - whatasickname (04/26/2013) [-]
no i know central jersey is a thing, its a way to divide the state up between demographics. but im sure we can all agree that the show Jersey Shore is a skidmark on our state's reputation.
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#22 - thejerseyjenn (04/26/2013) [-]
Jersey Shore?? Nope doesn't exist never did. NOPE NOPE NOPE.
I once went to seaside. I was took a horse pill with warm pepsi. Bad idea. Threw up in a garbage can. Barely made it. Projectile vomit. Very bad.
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#23 - whatasickname (04/26/2013) [-]
wtf horse pill, I went to seaside once... ONCE... as well. just once. my friends convinced me to go to a foam party at some club, and let me tell you... it was the absolute dumbest thing ever. stumbled in, flailed around intoxicated for a bit, went to White Castle.
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#24 - thejerseyjenn (04/26/2013) [-]
i had an infection in my kidneys and needed to take 1500 mg pills. horsepills man.
and i went with family. they didn't believe me when i said i was going to throw up.
But i'm not the party type. Went to a disko-tech. Hated it. Sat in a corner for 3 hours completely sober.
#13 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
nobody needs to drive in oregon because it is underdeveloped
#259 - STAT SCREEN!  [+] (3 replies) 04/15/2013 on Digimon +7
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#283 - darknesincontrol (04/15/2013) [-]
I am the ultimate evil, complete with hot and cold running water.
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#273 - mrturferpop (04/15/2013) [-]
Man, I wished they did more of those...