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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Lurk Stronk
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Half life 3
X-box Gamertag: DtheMightyLurk
Interests: being a disgusting faggot
Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:11/23/2014
Location:Sweden
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3674
Highest Content Rank:#4866
Highest Comment Rank:#298
Content Thumbs: 435 total,  545 ,  110
Comment Thumbs: 8637 total,  9330 ,  693
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 42 Content: Sammich eater → Level 43 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 70% (70/100)
Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:1
Content Views:39559
Times Content Favorited:6 times
Total Comments Made:1435
FJ Points:7799
According to studies, I might be even more disgusting than the infamous Cargo-shorts-hoodie-fedora combination.

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#19 - Picture 06/06/2014 on Anatomy of Cartoon Characters +1
#283 - Wow. That's quite the story. You have my support in this whole… 06/06/2014 on swolecamel's profile 0
#281 - Would you like to give me some input about this Camel-Horse wa…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/06/2014 on swolecamel's profile 0
User avatar #282 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Sure

How it started:
It was an inside joke with me and some friends (including the sexy ChromedDragon) that camels were ripped as fuck. As a joke one night I made this account and started chatting some shit about how camels were the best and horses suck.

- On that same night iamhorse was created, we had some fight and it was catching on, but iamhorse then suddenly disappeared never to be seen again.
Oh and also there was derickisbest, he just commented on all my stuff saying 'derik is best transport' he was probably my favourite account caused my the creation of swolecamel. He quit shortly after too

nonethheless I continues my stuff because it's fun and people seem to find it funny.

disies started his (her?) comic series, 'Camels Vs Horses' www.funnyjunk.com/channel/oc-comic-makers/Camels+vs+horses+1/whvDLju/ it hasn't been very well received outside of the tight knit camel community but we love it.

I made some good allies: timelordjam, pizzaweed, disies etc

So I've mostly just been ranting about horses or editing comics and pictures

I then made some new enemies, thatoldhorse and becefalus. Those guys are good fun

After then came soviettbear, a good ally of mine.

In the last few days everything has blown up hugely and it's been crazy. There's now horsewithgainz, trollturtle and dankzebra <- all opposing camels

And now it's this FJ wide clusterfuck and it's fucking awesome
#287 - iamhorse (06/07/2014) [-]
i just dont have the time to be replying 24/7 because i have a job, go to school school and im getting them gainz in the gym, unlike broke ass, jobless camels.
User avatar #288 - swolecamel (06/07/2014) [-]
Woah. Hello iamhorse.
Its been a while
#310 - iamhorse (06/11/2014) [-]
it has, hasnt it? twas 2 full moons ago since last battle.
#334 - presidentmoose (07/03/2014) [-]
Fuck horses.

Moose is the master race.

Zebras can suck it, too.

Still on the fence about smelly camels.
#286 - soviettbear (06/07/2014) [-]
Am happy to be your friend, swolecamel.
#285 - disies (06/06/2014) [-]
They keep growing, increasing their army, but we weill fight.
User avatar #284 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Also this swolecamel.com/

I made it before swolecamel was created, it's just an edit I made of someone comparing camels to horses and my friend hosted it online
User avatar #283 - sockswithsandals (06/06/2014) [-]
Wow. That's quite the story. You have my support in this whole feud, just so you know.
#81 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 06/06/2014 on The Alphabet of FJ (Part 1) +1
#82 - soundofwinter (06/06/2014) [-]
I cannot be stopped
#86 - thewasteland (06/06/2014) [-]
Wait didn't you thumb everyone for a long while like potterwatch did with content?
User avatar #87 - soundofwinter (06/06/2014) [-]
what do you mean
#88 - thewasteland (06/06/2014) [-]
Nothing soundofwinter!
#89 - soundofwinter (06/06/2014) [-]
there's something afoot!
#92 - thewasteland (06/06/2014) [-]
#93 - soundofwinter (06/06/2014) [-]
sunglasses!

#94 - thewasteland (06/06/2014) [-]
#95 - soundofwinter (06/06/2014) [-]
I've also got a much better than a camel horse!
#97 - thewasteland (06/06/2014) [-]
I have a Much better than a horse ATV!
#98 - soundofwinter (06/06/2014) [-]
I have a car
#100 - thewasteland (06/06/2014) [-]
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN FOOL!
#102 - soundofwinter (06/06/2014) [-]
im omw to fuk yo bitch
#104 - thewasteland (06/06/2014) [-]
I have no further comment as things get weird from here on out
User avatar #105 - soundofwinter (06/06/2014) [-]
coward
#123 - thewasteland (06/06/2014) [-]
say fucking WHAT?!
#124 - soundofwinter (06/06/2014) [-]
I said,

COWARD
#126 - thewasteland (06/06/2014) [-]
I CARVE THOSE WORDS INTO YOU!
#141 - soundofwinter (06/06/2014) [-]
Dark Souls is a children's game compared to the mighty power required for CK2
#15 - Why did his phone have explode? Ted desserved better than that. 06/06/2014 on poor ted 0
#10 - I tried. Also the girl is crying now because Ted is ded  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on poor ted 0
#12 - nosferatuzod (06/06/2014) [-]
It is a depressing thought, isnt it? Alas, poor Ted, I knew him Socks... a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy...
User avatar #15 - sockswithsandals (06/06/2014) [-]
Why did his phone have explode? Ted desserved better than that.
#17 - I have done by accident once. 06/06/2014 on So I bought a fleshlight 0
#138 - pretty please? 06/06/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 0
#34 - looks cool as hell thank you  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Bolin & Mako 0
User avatar #35 - groovierpoet (06/06/2014) [-]
check my profile for links to all the episodes.
#5 - ted is ded  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2014 on poor ted +3
#9 - nosferatuzod (06/06/2014) [-]
I am too bad at things to adjust the text. Just imagine a T on the Z.
#10 - sockswithsandals (06/06/2014) [-]
I tried. Also the girl is crying now because Ted is ded
#12 - nosferatuzod (06/06/2014) [-]
It is a depressing thought, isnt it? Alas, poor Ted, I knew him Socks... a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy...
User avatar #15 - sockswithsandals (06/06/2014) [-]
Why did his phone have explode? Ted desserved better than that.
User avatar #8 - burdenedsoul (06/06/2014) [-]
pepsidet
#32 - where is that .gif from?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Bolin & Mako 0
#33 - groovierpoet (06/06/2014) [-]
Wakfu child.
User avatar #34 - sockswithsandals (06/06/2014) [-]
looks cool as hell thank you
User avatar #35 - groovierpoet (06/06/2014) [-]
check my profile for links to all the episodes.
#12 - I ******* found a fleshlight in the woods a coupl…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on So I bought a fleshlight +1
#15 - boogeytroll (06/06/2014) [-]
you step on dead animals...?
User avatar #17 - sockswithsandals (06/06/2014) [-]
I have done by accident once.
#11 - m'lady 06/06/2014 on Hat simulator 2013 +13
#9 - "A pretty ******* modest pillar of hats" 06/06/2014 on Hat simulator 2013 +1
#19 - description 06/06/2014 on Full of perfectly normal... +1
#42 - I just want to see more content, cince I recently started play… 06/05/2014 on TheLizardLord The Elder 0
#241 - De har fan silvertejpat bordet 06/05/2014 on Both have good schools tho 0
#115 - Picture 06/04/2014 on thelizardlord's profile 0
#113 - give me more fallout  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on thelizardlord's profile 0
User avatar #114 - thelizardlord (06/04/2014) [-]
Ok
User avatar #115 - sockswithsandals (06/04/2014) [-]
#61 - Mothers fw 06/04/2014 on Mother dearest! I have news! +2
#21 - These comments 06/04/2014 on Insert humorous attempt at... +4
#9 - How the **** did it get up there? 06/04/2014 on Seal of approval 0
#76 - Wow I got featured! 06/04/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... +5
#10 - Do you know who he voiced? 05/30/2014 on Fallout 4 The Search For... 0
#22 - that last one 05/25/2014 on OLD PHOTOS COMPILATION #54 +16
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#28 - blobboy ONLINE (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sockswithsandals
So I was on iTunes the other day, messing around with download music.
Since the music was not purchased on iTunes, it doesn't have album art, singer, etc.

I always like those things to be complete, so I starting filling in for a Orion by Shykidx remix, but I was too lazy to go on the internet and search for the official album art, so I just searched my computer for anything space themed I had.

The profile picture I made for you is now on my iPod, and I see it almost every day. Always gives me a chuckle.
#33 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - sockswithsandals (06/22/2014) [-]
I love you so much
User avatar #24 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
do you have a steam?
User avatar #25 to #24 - sockswithsandals (10/16/2013) [-]
I do. My profile name is DtheMightyLurk.
User avatar #26 to #25 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
i sent you an invite. my names jagger
User avatar #30 to #26 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
have you got the moves though?
User avatar #31 to #30 - trivdiego (06/15/2014) [-]
I do, but I wasn't even thinking of Mick Jagger when I made the name. I just came up with a random sound
User avatar #32 to #31 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah lol
#18 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #643928 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** your username is still wrong
User avatar #19 to #18 - sockswithsandals (09/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the КГБ, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Спецназ. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Motherland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Вооружённые Силы Российской Федерации and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #190285 at Shin Anime Social Board ** *guerila,also i just lagughed my ass off, thank you
#21 to #20 - sockswithsandals (09/18/2013) [-]
*gorilla warfare
User avatar #23 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
wait you're a gorilla?
User avatar #22 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
oh...ha
#5 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5918997 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** your username is wrong
User avatar #6 to #5 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
this upsets me
#7 to #6 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Don't mind if I do ** yeah well your username upsets me,that's like tooth paste and orange juice
#8 to #7 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
#9 to #8 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at iPad Vs Nokia ** yes...did your roll just call me stupid?
#10 to #9 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #313 at For those against gay marriage **No just asking. Didnt mean to offend you.
#11 to #10 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3625645 at Friendly ** no i mean the gif you rolled it was like congratz!retard! rolls don't like me especially egg rolls
#12 to #11 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Wallpaper thread, anyone? ** Hope this is better
#13 to #12 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3659437 at Friendly ** nah man look how pretty this is
don't be ponies
#14 to #13 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Time Log **Will this also be anime?
#15 to #14 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5922958 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** will this be a piece of **** ?
#16 to #15 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be 						****					?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be **** ?
#17 to #16 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Idiocracy Comes to Life ** nah it made me laugh unlike this ****
#4 to #3 - notgaben (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not gaben I am Gaben Not
#1 - Womens Study Major (07/04/2013) [-]
welcome to the ****** world of oc-comic makers where the users complain we don't post enough and it's not funny when we do
User avatar #2 to #1 - sockswithsandals (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
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