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sockswithsandals

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Steam Profile: Lurk
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Half life 3
X-box Gamertag: DtheMightyLurk
Interests: fat
Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:Sweden
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3065
Comment Ranking:#1800
Highest Content Rank:#3068
Highest Comment Rank:#298
Content Thumbs: 877 total,  1015 ,  138
Comment Thumbs: 10163 total,  10900 ,  737
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 76 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 10% (10/100)
Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 285 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:1
Content Views:61696
Times Content Favorited:21 times
Total Comments Made:1709
FJ Points:9275
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latest user's comments

#2 - never played dnd but this was pretty interesting, anyways 02/22/2015 on D&D Interesting Monsters 2 +2
#93 - But she's dead  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on 4chans future +3
#98 - goonzooz (02/22/2015) [-]
the funny......
#92 - Why did balloonicorn have to witness this 02/22/2015 on 4chans future +1
#1432 - **sockswithsandals used "*roll cis privilege*"** **sockswit… 02/22/2015 on Did you check your... 0
#125 - Even though Beseige is a good game imo, I can't help but find … 02/22/2015 on SUIT UP! 0
#32 - I have 1500 hours and iv'e got 458... I can just never get tho… 02/22/2015 on The king 0
#109 - how do I react to this  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2015 on SUIT UP! +1
#110 - vissova (02/22/2015) [-]
Accept in within you
(rectally)
#113 - vissova (02/22/2015) [-]
But wait there's more
#115 - vissova (02/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #125 - sockswithsandals (02/22/2015) [-]
Even though Beseige is a good game imo, I can't help but find these fucking hilarious.
Pls post them as content or something if you made them
#9 - You've earned my respect, I mean damn that's a lot tf2 achivem…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2015 on The king +14
User avatar #22 - numbernumbernumber (02/22/2015) [-]
he probably goes to a achievement server
User avatar #19 - warioteam (02/22/2015) [-]
looks fishy to me, only 308 hours and has nearly all achievements? im calling achievement unlocker.
User avatar #32 - sockswithsandals (02/22/2015) [-]
I have 1500 hours and iv'e got 458... I can just never get those medic achivements
#23 - Common Pepe (02/22/2015) [-]
If you're anything like me, you got most of the achievements before steam started tracking gametime.

It also takes very little time to get the achievements if you actually farm them. tf2 is easy as balls
#7 - put it on display  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2015 on The king 0
#8 - maxtheaxeiswax (02/22/2015) [-]
k then...
User avatar #9 - sockswithsandals (02/22/2015) [-]
You've earned my respect, I mean damn that's a lot tf2 achivements and the gibus
User avatar #22 - numbernumbernumber (02/22/2015) [-]
he probably goes to a achievement server
User avatar #19 - warioteam (02/22/2015) [-]
looks fishy to me, only 308 hours and has nearly all achievements? im calling achievement unlocker.
User avatar #32 - sockswithsandals (02/22/2015) [-]
I have 1500 hours and iv'e got 458... I can just never get those medic achivements
#23 - Common Pepe (02/22/2015) [-]
If you're anything like me, you got most of the achievements before steam started tracking gametime.

It also takes very little time to get the achievements if you actually farm them. tf2 is easy as balls
#130 - Thanks dragon buster for making this possible 02/21/2015 on VIdeo Game Facts Part 2 +2
#223 - bra meme 02/21/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
#218 - Vackert  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Where is FJ from? +1
#219 - alderus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #223 - sockswithsandals (02/21/2015) [-]
bra meme
#216 - Whoever that one ****** in Bromma, Sweden is I can walk… 02/21/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
#214 - Who wouldn't want the source of that tho? 02/21/2015 on Where is FJ from? +5
#180 - Applies to mine aswell, man. 02/21/2015 on when you found your bros on FJ +1
#356 - This community is so damn sexy 02/21/2015 on Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel... 0
#12 - My fav soundtrack from the game, can't wait for th… 02/21/2015 on Miami 0
#160 - Didn't mean to click on this but nice background anyways  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on darkangeloffire's profile 0
#161 - darkangeloffire (02/21/2015) [-]
Well thank you kinds stranger
#162 - tfw some of my fetishes can be dangerous to me so I'll just ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2015 on when you found your bros on FJ +1
#176 - internalhemorrhage (02/21/2015) [-]
TFW my fetish will be ridiculed and mocked by the internet and I daren't post it for fear of being mocked.
User avatar #211 - cookiecoketwo (02/21/2015) [-]
What are they? I have some of my own.
#212 - internalhemorrhage (02/21/2015) [-]
Okay, I'll tell, but don't mock me or I'll sue you.
I have a fetish for Sly Cooper. Fucking judge me.
User avatar #213 - cookiecoketwo (02/21/2015) [-]
Thats... Okay.
#180 - sockswithsandals (02/21/2015) [-]
Applies to mine aswell, man.
#161 - By saying it isn't legal you just make me more curious man come on 02/21/2015 on when you found your bros on FJ -1
#2 - Comment deleted 02/21/2015 on Chill gif 0
#2 - fast 02/21/2015 on Brick 0
#5 - schruppe, haha. Where did you find this one?! 02/21/2015 on And it deserves it +7
#4 - hii rofl 02/20/2015 on snamuh +2
#3 - Isaac is full of strange bosses, I tell you what  [+] (8 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Weird boss battles in video... +58
#96 - extremistavenger (02/19/2015) [-]
Son of a BITCH.
User avatar #80 - tubsquad (02/19/2015) [-]
This would make a good wallpaper
User avatar #74 - spainisbad (02/19/2015) [-]
I don't find the Adversary that bad, but God fuck the Bloat. Fuck that shit.
#68 - Common Pepe (02/19/2015) [-]
Hey, waddya know, 3 of my least favorite bosses
User avatar #52 - foxlift (02/19/2015) [-]
Needs more Mask of Infamy.
#25 - soyfriedbryce (02/19/2015) [-]
Fuck first floor haunt and all its bullshit. Fuck the Adversary and its fucking bullshit laser. And fuck the Bloat. Nothing that unfair about him, but hes hard as fuck and I hate him. The Haunt ended so many of my Lost runs.
#24 - ponydestroyer (02/19/2015) [-]
the haunt has to be the hardest first floor boss

fuck that guy
User avatar #18 - dickstick (02/19/2015) [-]
God I hate that gelatinous sack of shit at the end. He is a plague to the game.

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#28 - blobboy (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sockswithsandals
So I was on iTunes the other day, messing around with download music.
Since the music was not purchased on iTunes, it doesn't have album art, singer, etc.

I always like those things to be complete, so I starting filling in for a Orion by Shykidx remix, but I was too lazy to go on the internet and search for the official album art, so I just searched my computer for anything space themed I had.

The profile picture I made for you is now on my iPod, and I see it almost every day. Always gives me a chuckle.
#63 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
now i gotta suk yo dik
now i gotta suk yo dik
#64 to #63 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
JUST PLAY THE GAME
#65 to #64 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
iwill5evr
iwill5evr
User avatar #68 to #67 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
Fun fact: Did you know that anime, in fact belongs in the trash?
I have no actuall opinions on anime
#69 to #68 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
actually i hate anime   this is just 			*******		 adorable
actually i hate anime this is just ******* adorable
#41 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
lolwut
lolwut
User avatar #42 to #41 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like this image John!
#43 to #42 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
it's all yours
User avatar #44 to #43 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
In all seriousness though were you on my steam profile?
#45 to #44 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
it's a possibility
#46 to #45 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
gonna go watch a movie
stalk around all you want
#47 to #46 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
damn foreigner
User avatar #48 to #47 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
kil ureself fagot
#49 to #48 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
maybe some day
maybe some day
User avatar #52 to #51 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
btw why do you want to share my steam games?
Do I look like som kind of commie to you, huh? srsly tho why?
User avatar #53 to #52 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
i saw you had hotline miami 2
User avatar #54 to #53 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
isn't it like 15 dollars for you?
User avatar #55 to #54 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch i'm broke
User avatar #56 to #55 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch we all broke
just kill your parents and take their money, duh
User avatar #57 to #56 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch they broke too
User avatar #58 to #57 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
Cardboard box for a home kind of broke, or no exessive money kind of broke?
User avatar #59 to #58 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
no excessive kind of broke
#62 to #59 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
shh no tears
only gaems now
check steam
User avatar #60 to #59 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
I know that feel bro, have divorced parents, been there.
I have some money saved up though, let me see what I can do.
#61 to #60 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
wat, can't i just add you to my family and wait til you go to sleep then play it
User avatar #37 - Znoflats (04/03/2015) [-]
Så du tror du bara kan gå runt här och va svensk va!? <3
#38 to #37 - sockswithsandals (04/03/2015) [-]
pls ge mig din autograf nä men seriöst dina comics är fan underbara
#39 to #38 - Znoflats (04/03/2015) [-]
Come here, let me sign dem titties!
#35 - testaburger (12/31/2014) [-]
I see you
I see you
#36 to #35 - sockswithsandals (12/31/2014) [-]
Couldn't resist dat ass
User avatar #34 to #33 - sockswithsandals (06/22/2014) [-]
I love you so much
User avatar #24 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
do you have a steam?
User avatar #25 to #24 - sockswithsandals (10/16/2013) [-]
I do. My profile name is DtheMightyLurk.
User avatar #26 to #25 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
i sent you an invite. my names jagger
User avatar #30 to #26 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
have you got the moves though?
User avatar #31 to #30 - trivdiego (06/15/2014) [-]
I do, but I wasn't even thinking of Mick Jagger when I made the name. I just came up with a random sound
User avatar #32 to #31 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah lol
#18 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #643928 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** your username is still wrong
User avatar #19 to #18 - sockswithsandals (09/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the КГБ, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Спецназ. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Motherland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Вооружённые Силы Российской Федерации and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #190285 at Shin Anime Social Board ** *guerila,also i just lagughed my ass off, thank you
#21 to #20 - sockswithsandals (09/18/2013) [-]
*gorilla warfare
User avatar #23 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
wait you're a gorilla?
User avatar #22 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
oh...ha
#5 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5918997 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** your username is wrong
User avatar #6 to #5 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
this upsets me
#7 to #6 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Don't mind if I do ** yeah well your username upsets me,that's like tooth paste and orange juice
#8 to #7 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
#9 to #8 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at iPad Vs Nokia ** yes...did your roll just call me stupid?
#10 to #9 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #313 at For those against gay marriage **No just asking. Didnt mean to offend you.
#11 to #10 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3625645 at Friendly ** no i mean the gif you rolled it was like congratz!retard! rolls don't like me especially egg rolls
#12 to #11 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Wallpaper thread, anyone? ** Hope this is better
#13 to #12 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3659437 at Friendly ** nah man look how pretty this is
don't be ponies
#14 to #13 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Time Log **Will this also be anime?
#15 to #14 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5922958 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** will this be a piece of **** ?
#16 to #15 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be 			****		?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be **** ?
#17 to #16 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Idiocracy Comes to Life ** nah it made me laugh unlike this ****
#4 to #3 - notgaben (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not gaben I am Gaben Not
#1 - Common Pepe (07/04/2013) [-]
welcome to the ****** world of oc-comic makers where the users complain we don't post enough and it's not funny when we do
User avatar #2 to #1 - sockswithsandals (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
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