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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Lurk Stronk
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Half life 3
X-box Gamertag: DtheMightyLurk
Interests: being a disgusting faggot
Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:Sweden
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4084
Highest Content Rank:#4866
Highest Comment Rank:#298
Content Thumbs: 435 total,  545 ,  110
Comment Thumbs: 8638 total,  9331 ,  693
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 42 Content: Sammich eater → Level 43 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:1
Content Views:39565
Times Content Favorited:6 times
Total Comments Made:1436
FJ Points:7800
According to studies, I might be even more disgusting than the infamous Cargo-shorts-hoodie-fedora combination.

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#3 - pepsi 06/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
#12 - Picture 06/26/2014 on Semen Detector +2
#36 - No one is dancing conga so this has to be shopped  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2014 on neva 5get +1
#40 - remsaman (06/26/2014) [-]
im sorry i couldnt please you sockswithsandals :c
User avatar #48 - biscuitsunited (06/26/2014) [-]
I love the conga, entire severs stop fighting to dance.
User avatar #75 - clechyl (06/26/2014) [-]
But theres always that one guy who has to ruin it all.
User avatar #76 - biscuitsunited (06/26/2014) [-]
Always one, usually either a spy, pryo or soldier
#41 - sockswithsandals (06/26/2014) [-]
You did now
#2 - Picture 06/25/2014 on Anons best sex story 0
#2 - LITTERALY PERFECT OH MY GOD I CANNOT EVEN  [+] (10 new replies) 06/25/2014 on Spiders are nice +120
#27 - deckbox (06/26/2014) [-]
**deckbox rolled image** that ending I AM SO DONE
User avatar #12 - musclezglassez (06/26/2014) [-]
finally somebody fucking said it
User avatar #3 - dangler (06/26/2014) [-]
we're not having that gay shit in our garden
#30 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
we're not having that gay shit in our garden
#4 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
Can we talk about how on point this is?!
#31 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
EvErY1 On this S1t3 is on Durgs
User avatar #16 - redbread (06/26/2014) [-]
I4M DYING
User avatar #25 - bvsfang (06/26/2014) [-]
200000000000000% doNE
#29 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
200000000000000% doNE
#32 - Orc (06/26/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Hi, I'm Paul!
#9 - Wow that was bad, even for tumblr. 06/25/2014 on I wish I could be that cool 0
#40 - Im proud of my bread. Atleast he delivered. 06/25/2014 on Wheres my shit 0
#41 - thanks man 06/25/2014 on damn +2
#7 - I love these kinds of posts  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2014 on damn +285
#89 - ningyoaijin (06/25/2014) [-]
**ningyoaijin rolled image** My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop smoking immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake, and he quit smoking immediately. 3 years later, he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me, "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say though, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having smoked, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

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User avatar #122 - childpls (06/26/2014) [-]
b&
#39 - waaw (06/25/2014) [-]
Have a version of that without the blue line.
#41 - sockswithsandals (06/25/2014) [-]
thanks man
#36 - I don't care if it's a fake, I still want my something 06/25/2014 on Funnyjunk lately 0
#59 - Picture 06/25/2014 on Attention whores 0
#60 - Buy Team Fortress 2 items 06/25/2014 on Scumbag Steam 0
#13 - you sure made me look like a pedophile, have a thumb 06/25/2014 on Welcome to society +14
#2 - **** that kid  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Welcome to society +8
#3 - aesis (06/25/2014) [-]
Slow down there, buddy, he barely looks legal.
#13 - sockswithsandals (06/25/2014) [-]
you sure made me look like a pedophile, have a thumb
#8 - **sockswithsandals rolled image ** mfw I encounter a female 06/24/2014 on FJ's FW they encounter a... +5
#7 - Picture 06/24/2014 on NSFW +1
#4 - that is ******* disgusting 06/24/2014 on The real way +36
#6 - made me think of this fore some reason 06/24/2014 on Beautiful +53
#80 - Picture 06/24/2014 on Post Your Favourite Pics... +1
#10 - Thank you so much 06/24/2014 on Demos and Dueling +1
#5 - asl ASL? ASL?? 06/24/2014 on For those who remember... 0
#3 - Picture 06/24/2014 on Forgot my goddamn wallet +2
#5 - Do a herd of Scouts jumping towards the sky with Soda Poppers …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Demos and Dueling +2
#9 - evilwheatleycore (06/24/2014) [-]
Sorry it took so long, SFM didn't want to work last night.
#10 - sockswithsandals (06/24/2014) [-]
Thank you so much
#34 - I love you so much 06/22/2014 on sockswithsandals's profile 0
#266 - Pink team! Always in the middle! 06/22/2014 on superbowl for steam users 0
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#28 - blobboy ONLINE (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sockswithsandals
So I was on iTunes the other day, messing around with download music.
Since the music was not purchased on iTunes, it doesn't have album art, singer, etc.

I always like those things to be complete, so I starting filling in for a Orion by Shykidx remix, but I was too lazy to go on the internet and search for the official album art, so I just searched my computer for anything space themed I had.

The profile picture I made for you is now on my iPod, and I see it almost every day. Always gives me a chuckle.
#33 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - sockswithsandals (06/22/2014) [-]
I love you so much
User avatar #24 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
do you have a steam?
User avatar #25 to #24 - sockswithsandals (10/16/2013) [-]
I do. My profile name is DtheMightyLurk.
User avatar #26 to #25 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
i sent you an invite. my names jagger
User avatar #30 to #26 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
have you got the moves though?
User avatar #31 to #30 - trivdiego (06/15/2014) [-]
I do, but I wasn't even thinking of Mick Jagger when I made the name. I just came up with a random sound
User avatar #32 to #31 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah lol
#18 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #643928 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** your username is still wrong
User avatar #19 to #18 - sockswithsandals (09/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the КГБ, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Спецназ. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Motherland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Вооружённые Силы Российской Федерации and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #190285 at Shin Anime Social Board ** *guerila,also i just lagughed my ass off, thank you
#21 to #20 - sockswithsandals (09/18/2013) [-]
*gorilla warfare
User avatar #23 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
wait you're a gorilla?
User avatar #22 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
oh...ha
#5 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5918997 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** your username is wrong
User avatar #6 to #5 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
this upsets me
#7 to #6 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Don't mind if I do ** yeah well your username upsets me,that's like tooth paste and orange juice
#8 to #7 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
#9 to #8 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at iPad Vs Nokia ** yes...did your roll just call me stupid?
#10 to #9 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #313 at For those against gay marriage **No just asking. Didnt mean to offend you.
#11 to #10 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3625645 at Friendly ** no i mean the gif you rolled it was like congratz!retard! rolls don't like me especially egg rolls
#12 to #11 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Wallpaper thread, anyone? ** Hope this is better
#13 to #12 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3659437 at Friendly ** nah man look how pretty this is
don't be ponies
#14 to #13 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Time Log **Will this also be anime?
#15 to #14 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5922958 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** will this be a piece of **** ?
#16 to #15 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be 						****					?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be **** ?
#17 to #16 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Idiocracy Comes to Life ** nah it made me laugh unlike this ****
#4 to #3 - notgaben (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not gaben I am Gaben Not
#1 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [-]
welcome to the ****** world of oc-comic makers where the users complain we don't post enough and it's not funny when we do
User avatar #2 to #1 - sockswithsandals (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
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