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sockswithsandals

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Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:6/21/2016
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Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 80 Content: Srs Business → Level 81 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 81% (81/100)
Level 304 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 305 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
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Times Content Favorited:16 times
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#17 - Honestly though, who wouldn't want to show you their vagina?  [+] (10 new replies) 12/13/2015 on HARD school day vol2 +2
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#31 - endface (12/14/2015) [-]
The girl had a serious crush on me, I had been told by basically everyone in our class, but I was far to nervous to ask her out.

And she was a bit of a tramp, apparently.
#50 - lotengo (12/14/2015) [-]
>You had a crush on her
>She had a crush on you
>Afraid to ask her out

How does it feel to have your own lvl below omega?
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#57 - endface (12/14/2015) [-]
Feels fine. She could hold a relationship any better than she could keep her skirt down.

Years later I'm the one in a stable relationship while she's out clubbing and getting plastered.
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#45 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/14/2015) [-]
>girl I had a crush on at the time
>the girl had a serious crush on me
If you're gonna make shit up, at least make it consistent
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#35 - richardastley (12/14/2015) [-]
The girl who showed you her vagina in yoga class turned out to be a tramp?
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#36 - endface (12/14/2015) [-]
Hey, I was just happy to see it.
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#48 - sockswithsandals (12/14/2015) [-]
So you didn't smash?
#58 - endface (12/14/2015) [-]
Nope.
#38 - agreatusername (12/14/2015) [-]
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#26 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
girls
#237 - Well said 12/06/2015 on Daily reminder 0
#249 - No one even mentions Znoflats... So ****** disapointed in you guys  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on I made a lame-ass comic 0
#277 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
He barely makes anything anymore, and his last few comics have been pretty unfunny. People forget about oc makers pretty quick
#251 - Yeah, but the song is so incredibly catchy 11/28/2015 on 1hr vs. 30hrs 0
#197 - I will never get tired of Butcher Pete It makes me so ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2015 on 1hr vs. 30hrs +4
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#250 - aguycalledlee (11/28/2015) [-]
You do know Butcher Pete is about a serial killer, right?
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#251 - sockswithsandals (11/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, but the song is so incredibly catchy
#5 - Picture 11/19/2015 on New Songs That Will Melt My... +1
#74 - He is so ******* loud and his voice just really triggers m…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2015 on Fallout 4 - BILLY 0
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#81 - thegreentornado (11/19/2015) [-]
"The Irish Trigger"... By Gods, never thought I'd see the day...
#93 - what 11/10/2015 on Cute little murder machines 0
#44 - Thanks for the iron giant one 11/06/2015 on My Wallpaper Dump 24 +2
#301 - **sockswithsandals used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **sockswi… 11/06/2015 on Jesus christ, so much free... 0