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sockswithsandals

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Lurk
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Half life 3
X-box Gamertag: DtheMightyLurk
Interests: fat
Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:Sweden
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#223 - First time I discovered the holiday punch tactic, everyone was… 03/02/2015 on More Advice Soldier! 0
#32 - or when you hit but that vaccinator medic eats all the damage tho 02/25/2015 on So close +1
#16 - oh thank god it's still there 02/25/2015 on Just Gaben things. 0
#15 - no...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Just Gaben things. 0
User avatar #16 - sockswithsandals (02/25/2015) [-]
oh thank god it's still there
#14 - Oh I didn't really think of it as a diferent map, but thanks 02/25/2015 on Just Gaben things. +1
#1251 - mine 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... 0
#9 - There are 2 special delivery maps? What? I only knew about Doomsday.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Just Gaben things. 0
User avatar #12 - jpmrocks (02/25/2015) [-]
The carnival one is Doomsday.
User avatar #14 - sockswithsandals (02/25/2015) [-]
Oh I didn't really think of it as a diferent map, but thanks
User avatar #10 - yodaiam (02/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, whats up with that?
#5 - How is this funny?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on suntan cream +1
User avatar #7 - trisketthebiskit (02/24/2015) [-]
its not but im not complaining
#1008 - Aight, ill speed up. Talk to you later 02/24/2015 on Biggest regret in life? 0
#48 - Picture 02/24/2015 on Rekt 0
#997 - No I haven't asked her, but I will soon. I don't really feel r…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Biggest regret in life? 0
User avatar #1006 - mordax (02/24/2015) [-]
Look.

I know its hard, the bigger the expectation the bigger will be the disappointment and of course the pain.

But you will feel a bit better after telling you, it will hurt, but at least you'll get it out off your chest. Plus maybe she is thinking about speaking to someone else because you didn't do it yet. SO SPEED IT UP LADDIE!
User avatar #1008 - sockswithsandals (02/24/2015) [-]
Aight, ill speed up. Talk to you later
#995 - I'm not really for cheating, but I guess it all worked out in …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Biggest regret in life? 0
User avatar #996 - IHaveADHD (02/24/2015) [-]
Mistakes happen but I'm not about to scream rape and play the victim, thanks for validating my existence. Peace.
#990 - Well it was kinda her own fault that she got punched, isn't it…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Biggest regret in life? 0
User avatar #991 - IHaveADHD (02/24/2015) [-]
Yeh, its cool though I'm now in a serious relationship with the chick I cheated on her with.

It's a fun life.
User avatar #995 - sockswithsandals (02/24/2015) [-]
I'm not really for cheating, but I guess it all worked out in the end. Im happy you're happy m8
User avatar #996 - IHaveADHD (02/24/2015) [-]
Mistakes happen but I'm not about to scream rape and play the victim, thanks for validating my existence. Peace.
#980 - Remar? 02/24/2015 on Biggest regret in life? 0
#978 - Care to explain what you mean? I really don't understand  [+] (6 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Biggest regret in life? 0
User avatar #986 - IHaveADHD (02/24/2015) [-]
We were in my backyard, she was fucking with some phosphate crystals I made using match heads. I was in the middle of explaining how time consuming it was as she tilted the cup over slowly. "Spill a so gle shared and I will punch you in the face." And she starred into me with her deep brown eyes as a smile grew across her face. The cup, hastily flipped upside down, two large crystals spilling to the damp ground. A loosely formed fist with less force than I would use to close a refrigerator drove her away that night. God I miss her.
User avatar #990 - sockswithsandals (02/24/2015) [-]
Well it was kinda her own fault that she got punched, isn't it?
Sorry your relationship with her had to end like that though.
User avatar #991 - IHaveADHD (02/24/2015) [-]
Yeh, its cool though I'm now in a serious relationship with the chick I cheated on her with.

It's a fun life.
User avatar #995 - sockswithsandals (02/24/2015) [-]
I'm not really for cheating, but I guess it all worked out in the end. Im happy you're happy m8
User avatar #996 - IHaveADHD (02/24/2015) [-]
Mistakes happen but I'm not about to scream rape and play the victim, thanks for validating my existence. Peace.
User avatar #988 - IHaveADHD (02/24/2015) [-]
Didn't realise how much autocorrect raped that until after I posted "spill a single shard of that"*
#615 - Damn, sorry to hear it didn't turn out well for you friend. …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Biggest regret in life? 0
User avatar #992 - mordax (02/24/2015) [-]
you already asked her and she said no?
User avatar #997 - sockswithsandals (02/24/2015) [-]
No I haven't asked her, but I will soon. I don't really feel ready just yet
User avatar #1006 - mordax (02/24/2015) [-]
Look.

I know its hard, the bigger the expectation the bigger will be the disappointment and of course the pain.

But you will feel a bit better after telling you, it will hurt, but at least you'll get it out off your chest. Plus maybe she is thinking about speaking to someone else because you didn't do it yet. SO SPEED IT UP LADDIE!
User avatar #1008 - sockswithsandals (02/24/2015) [-]
Aight, ill speed up. Talk to you later
#563 - Thanks for being so supportive man, i'll think about what you …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Biggest regret in life? 0
User avatar #591 - mordax (02/24/2015) [-]
Trust me, if she is your friend, she still going to after telling her.. she will understand.

I can tell you what happened at my place:
Me: "I have bigger feeling for you, I kinda love you!"
Her: "Sorry mordax, I don't feel that way and I cant change my feelings towards you, I am sorry"
Me: "That's okey *starts crying*"
!HERE IT COMES!
Her: "But we still can be friends."

But I was going like that for a month or so trying to convince her but I trully could not, so I had to leave her we could walk our separate ways, still kinda sad about it, she was really a nice person..
User avatar #615 - sockswithsandals (02/24/2015) [-]
Damn, sorry to hear it didn't turn out well for you friend.
I don't have much experience with girls (only one gf prior to this), so hearing from others can be very helpful. Iv'e known her for about 2 or 3 years so maybe she can look past it if I asked her out but she said no?
User avatar #992 - mordax (02/24/2015) [-]
you already asked her and she said no?
User avatar #997 - sockswithsandals (02/24/2015) [-]
No I haven't asked her, but I will soon. I don't really feel ready just yet
User avatar #1006 - mordax (02/24/2015) [-]
Look.

I know its hard, the bigger the expectation the bigger will be the disappointment and of course the pain.

But you will feel a bit better after telling you, it will hurt, but at least you'll get it out off your chest. Plus maybe she is thinking about speaking to someone else because you didn't do it yet. SO SPEED IT UP LADDIE!
User avatar #1008 - sockswithsandals (02/24/2015) [-]
Aight, ill speed up. Talk to you later
#442 - Not really a regret, but im so insecure and paranoid that by a…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Biggest regret in life? 0
User avatar #503 - mordax (02/23/2015) [-]
Had the same problem. It went the bad way. But look, listen.. When you tell her, and it turns up that she does not feel the same way you do to her, she wont stop being your friend, trust me on that, girls like honest friends.. Now on the other side if you cant be her friend just leave her, its very rare a guy came out of the friend zone.. But imagen it like a knife, it huts inside you, like it hurts you know not knowing if she likes you or not, so you pull out the knife, like she will not love you, it will hurt like a son of a bitch for weeks.. but wounds heal, so will your life and so on..

I NOW YOU WILL NOT UDERSTAND HOW SHE CANT LOVE YOU LIKE SHE LOVES SOME DICK.. but trust me friend, if she does not feel the same way, she is not worth your love..

you can hit me up with your skype name in PM, I can give you few advices.. had the same problems..
User avatar #505 - mordax (02/23/2015) [-]
I wrote that thing with the knife a bit wrong, but cheer up mate..
User avatar #563 - sockswithsandals (02/23/2015) [-]
Thanks for being so supportive man, i'll think about what you said really.
It's not like she is denying me but more like im afraid to ask, while she is unaware, but she really is one of my best friends and I don't wanna fuck it up. But I guess it will either go good or bad anyways. Gotta go sleep now, but thanks
User avatar #591 - mordax (02/24/2015) [-]
Trust me, if she is your friend, she still going to after telling her.. she will understand.

I can tell you what happened at my place:
Me: "I have bigger feeling for you, I kinda love you!"
Her: "Sorry mordax, I don't feel that way and I cant change my feelings towards you, I am sorry"
Me: "That's okey *starts crying*"
!HERE IT COMES!
Her: "But we still can be friends."

But I was going like that for a month or so trying to convince her but I trully could not, so I had to leave her we could walk our separate ways, still kinda sad about it, she was really a nice person..
User avatar #615 - sockswithsandals (02/24/2015) [-]
Damn, sorry to hear it didn't turn out well for you friend.
I don't have much experience with girls (only one gf prior to this), so hearing from others can be very helpful. Iv'e known her for about 2 or 3 years so maybe she can look past it if I asked her out but she said no?
User avatar #992 - mordax (02/24/2015) [-]
you already asked her and she said no?
User avatar #997 - sockswithsandals (02/24/2015) [-]
No I haven't asked her, but I will soon. I don't really feel ready just yet
User avatar #1006 - mordax (02/24/2015) [-]
Look.

I know its hard, the bigger the expectation the bigger will be the disappointment and of course the pain.

But you will feel a bit better after telling you, it will hurt, but at least you'll get it out off your chest. Plus maybe she is thinking about speaking to someone else because you didn't do it yet. SO SPEED IT UP LADDIE!
User avatar #1008 - sockswithsandals (02/24/2015) [-]
Aight, ill speed up. Talk to you later
User avatar #475 - hardstylehobo (02/23/2015) [-]
You'll probably go your separate ways eventually, anyway. The risk of losing her early stands against the chance of sticking with her as her lover. Maybe it's worth a shot?

But what do I know, I'm a friendless virgin.
#1658 - I wish it was something with Lurk, like on all other websites … 02/23/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#38 - I had no idea, thanks stranger 02/23/2015 on A better future. 0
#12 - How did they use firearms in space tho?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on A better future. 0
User avatar #16 - personz (02/22/2015) [-]
dude, modern day firearms have an oxidizer mixed into the powder to make it burn better and propel the bullet faster. As a side effect, this means the gun will function just as well underwater, or in space, as it does here on Earth.
User avatar #38 - sockswithsandals (02/23/2015) [-]
I had no idea, thanks stranger
#2 - never played dnd but this was pretty interesting, anyways 02/22/2015 on D&D Interesting Monsters 2 +2
#93 - But she's dead  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on 4chans future +3
#98 - goonzooz (02/22/2015) [-]
the funny......
#92 - Why did balloonicorn have to witness this 02/22/2015 on 4chans future +1
#1432 - **sockswithsandals used "*roll cis privilege*"** **sockswit… 02/22/2015 on Did you check your... 0

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#28 - blobboy (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sockswithsandals
So I was on iTunes the other day, messing around with download music.
Since the music was not purchased on iTunes, it doesn't have album art, singer, etc.

I always like those things to be complete, so I starting filling in for a Orion by Shykidx remix, but I was too lazy to go on the internet and search for the official album art, so I just searched my computer for anything space themed I had.

The profile picture I made for you is now on my iPod, and I see it almost every day. Always gives me a chuckle.
#35 - testaburger (12/31/2014) [-]
I see you
I see you
#36 to #35 - sockswithsandals (12/31/2014) [-]
Couldn't resist dat ass
User avatar #34 to #33 - sockswithsandals (06/22/2014) [-]
I love you so much
#27 - stoicnick ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - trivdiego ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
do you have a steam?
User avatar #25 to #24 - sockswithsandals (10/16/2013) [-]
I do. My profile name is DtheMightyLurk.
User avatar #26 to #25 - trivdiego ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
i sent you an invite. my names jagger
User avatar #30 to #26 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
have you got the moves though?
User avatar #31 to #30 - trivdiego ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
I do, but I wasn't even thinking of Mick Jagger when I made the name. I just came up with a random sound
User avatar #32 to #31 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah lol
#18 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #643928 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** your username is still wrong
User avatar #19 to #18 - sockswithsandals (09/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the КГБ, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Спецназ. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Motherland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Вооружённые Силы Российской Федерации and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #190285 at Shin Anime Social Board ** *guerila,also i just lagughed my ass off, thank you
#21 to #20 - sockswithsandals (09/18/2013) [-]
*gorilla warfare
User avatar #23 to #21 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
wait you're a gorilla?
User avatar #22 to #21 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
oh...ha
#5 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5918997 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** your username is wrong
User avatar #6 to #5 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
this upsets me
#7 to #6 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Don't mind if I do ** yeah well your username upsets me,that's like tooth paste and orange juice
#8 to #7 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
#9 to #8 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at iPad Vs Nokia ** yes...did your roll just call me stupid?
#10 to #9 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #313 at For those against gay marriage **No just asking. Didnt mean to offend you.
#11 to #10 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3625645 at Friendly ** no i mean the gif you rolled it was like congratz!retard! rolls don't like me especially egg rolls
#12 to #11 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Wallpaper thread, anyone? ** Hope this is better
#13 to #12 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3659437 at Friendly ** nah man look how pretty this is
don't be ponies
#14 to #13 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Time Log **Will this also be anime?
#15 to #14 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5922958 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** will this be a piece of **** ?
#16 to #15 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be 			****		?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be **** ?
#17 to #16 - stoicnick ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Idiocracy Comes to Life ** nah it made me laugh unlike this ****
#4 to #3 - notgaben (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not gaben I am Gaben Not
#1 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [-]
welcome to the ****** world of oc-comic makers where the users complain we don't post enough and it's not funny when we do
User avatar #2 to #1 - sockswithsandals (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
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