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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Lurk Stronk
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Half life 3
X-box Gamertag: DtheMightyLurk
Interests: being a disgusting faggot
Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Sweden
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4389
Highest Content Rank:#4866
Highest Comment Rank:#298
Content Thumbs: 435 total,  545 ,  110
Comment Thumbs: 8638 total,  9331 ,  693
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 42 Content: Sammich eater → Level 43 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:1
Content Views:39566
Times Content Favorited:6 times
Total Comments Made:1436
FJ Points:7800
According to studies, I might be even more disgusting than the infamous Cargo-shorts-hoodie-fedora combination.

latest user's comments

#16 - dæn 09/22/2014 on -1
#1 - what 09/22/2014 on stinky 0
#373 - thank mr admin 09/21/2014 on you hear this admin? +3
#38 - I believe in you 09/21/2014 on gamergate bullshit whatever 0
#13 - But he couldn't give me any ****** dynamite  [+] (12 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Easy +24
#28 - Epicgetguy (09/21/2014) [-]
>Needing Dynamite to fend off some prisoners with bats and shotguns
User avatar #30 - schneidend (10/19/2014) [-]
>Not desiring more dynamite
What are you, some kind of commie?
User avatar #31 - Epicgetguy (10/19/2014) [-]
No, I'm not a scrub who uses explosives to get rid of some scrubby ass prisoners
User avatar #32 - schneidend (10/19/2014) [-]
> Not using explosives on everything, scrubby ass prisoners included
Do you just, like...hate freedom, or something?
User avatar #33 - Epicgetguy (10/19/2014) [-]
No, I hate using weapons for scrubs

How do you expect me to 360 noscope some nerds with explosives?
User avatar #34 - schneidend (10/19/2014) [-]
Use a grenade launcher, duh?
User avatar #35 - Epicgetguy (10/19/2014) [-]
>Noobtubes

No thanks
User avatar #36 - schneidend (10/19/2014) [-]
>Noobtubes

This isn't Call of Duty, where a particularly strong gust of wind can kill somebody. There are no noobtubes in the wasteland.
Also, I fucked your mother and you are a homo. I'm speaking to you in your native tongue in the hopes that you'll understand.
User avatar #37 - Epicgetguy (10/19/2014) [-]
fuckin 1v1 me fgt

I don't seriously talk like this, I hope you know that
I've been watching The Best Gamer a lot recently
Also there are Noobtubes AKA Grenade launchers in Fallout New Vegas
User avatar #38 - schneidend (10/19/2014) [-]
It's only a noobtube if it's too unbalanced in power. Hence, there are no noobtubes in FNV.
User avatar #39 - Epicgetguy (10/19/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't know that actually, I thought it just referred to any type of Grenade Launcher.
User avatar #40 - schneidend (10/19/2014) [-]
The term noobtube started with CoD: Modern Warfare (or maybe Modern Warfare 2), where the grenade launchers were obscenely overpowered. I can confirm, I liked Modern Warfare 2.
#172 - The story was better, yeah, but the atmosphere in the first ga…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on borderlands 2 0
User avatar #190 - gragasvlad (09/21/2014) [-]
I liked the zombie DLC
#170 - I might be the only one witht his oppinion, but I liked Border…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2014 on borderlands 2 0
User avatar #171 - gragasvlad (09/20/2014) [-]
The stupid robots are boring yes... but I liked the story better in the second game
User avatar #172 - sockswithsandals (09/20/2014) [-]
The story was better, yeah, but the atmosphere in the first game I liked much more. The story was pretty lame
User avatar #190 - gragasvlad (09/21/2014) [-]
I liked the zombie DLC
#268 - Went to Game24 yesterday, got a look at Unity. Looked pretty sweet. 09/20/2014 on Graphics 0
#7 - You can't deny the beauty of a madcat 09/20/2014 on Father of the year +8
#13 - Picture 09/20/2014 on Baby tastest the best! +1
#6 - That child is adorable 09/20/2014 on how the niggery is passed down +1
#53 - i sat at home building my legos my mom comes in … 09/19/2014 on 4chan is kill +16
#51 - Sucky suckyyyyy 09/19/2014 on wut... +2
#100 - If only I could donate... 09/18/2014 on Save the Moose +1
#69 - bully 09/18/2014 on The Mediocre: Episode 1 -... 0
#56 - Explain pls  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on The Mediocre: Episode 1 -... 0
User avatar #58 - sinconn (09/18/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #69 - sockswithsandals (09/18/2014) [-]
bully
#36 - I have no idea what this is about  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2014 on The Mediocre: Episode 1 -... +4
#97 - anonymous (09/18/2014) [-]
crappy commic getting posted lately.
User avatar #52 - sinconn (09/18/2014) [-]
It's about absolutely nothing, don't worry about it, bud.
User avatar #56 - sockswithsandals (09/18/2014) [-]
Explain pls
User avatar #58 - sinconn (09/18/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #69 - sockswithsandals (09/18/2014) [-]
bully
#82 - Kommer sossarna vinna nu? För fan  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Just swedish things 0
User avatar #85 - geobeo (09/14/2014) [-]
det blir rödgrön regering. frågan är om de får egen majoritet eller inte (antagligen inte)
om f! kommer in så kommer det bli ännu svårare för löfven att skapa regering än nu.
Om rödgröna får egen majoritet så kommer de kunna styra ganska enkelt.
Om de inte får det så kommer de inte kunna göra särskilt mycket.
#139 - source? 09/14/2014 on An Ode to Cat 0
#404 - oh no he's gonna cry on me 09/13/2014 on Video games 0
#28 - monopoly 09/12/2014 on Mouse Tracking 0
#24 - hotline miami  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Mouse Tracking +1
#26 - bendeman (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes! no
User avatar #41 - mephiblis (09/12/2014) [-]
clickerheroes
#28 - sockswithsandals (09/12/2014) [-]
monopoly
#20 - Battle Block theatre?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Mouse Tracking 0
User avatar #21 - bendeman (09/12/2014) [-]
nein
#24 - sockswithsandals (09/12/2014) [-]
hotline miami
#26 - bendeman (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes! no
User avatar #41 - mephiblis (09/12/2014) [-]
clickerheroes
#28 - sockswithsandals (09/12/2014) [-]
monopoly
#18 - tf2  [+] (7 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Mouse Tracking 0
User avatar #19 - bendeman (09/12/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #20 - sockswithsandals (09/12/2014) [-]
Battle Block theatre?
User avatar #21 - bendeman (09/12/2014) [-]
nein
#24 - sockswithsandals (09/12/2014) [-]
hotline miami
#26 - bendeman (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes! no
User avatar #41 - mephiblis (09/12/2014) [-]
clickerheroes
#28 - sockswithsandals (09/12/2014) [-]
monopoly
#16 - Counter strike  [+] (9 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Mouse Tracking 0
User avatar #17 - bendeman (09/12/2014) [-]
nyet
User avatar #18 - sockswithsandals (09/12/2014) [-]
tf2
User avatar #19 - bendeman (09/12/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #20 - sockswithsandals (09/12/2014) [-]
Battle Block theatre?
User avatar #21 - bendeman (09/12/2014) [-]
nein
#24 - sockswithsandals (09/12/2014) [-]
hotline miami
#26 - bendeman (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes! no
User avatar #41 - mephiblis (09/12/2014) [-]
clickerheroes
#28 - sockswithsandals (09/12/2014) [-]
monopoly
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#28 - blobboy ONLINE (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sockswithsandals
So I was on iTunes the other day, messing around with download music.
Since the music was not purchased on iTunes, it doesn't have album art, singer, etc.

I always like those things to be complete, so I starting filling in for a Orion by Shykidx remix, but I was too lazy to go on the internet and search for the official album art, so I just searched my computer for anything space themed I had.

The profile picture I made for you is now on my iPod, and I see it almost every day. Always gives me a chuckle.
User avatar #34 to #33 - sockswithsandals (06/22/2014) [-]
I love you so much
User avatar #24 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
do you have a steam?
User avatar #25 to #24 - sockswithsandals (10/16/2013) [-]
I do. My profile name is DtheMightyLurk.
User avatar #26 to #25 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
i sent you an invite. my names jagger
User avatar #30 to #26 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
have you got the moves though?
User avatar #31 to #30 - trivdiego (06/15/2014) [-]
I do, but I wasn't even thinking of Mick Jagger when I made the name. I just came up with a random sound
User avatar #32 to #31 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah lol
#18 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #643928 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** your username is still wrong
User avatar #19 to #18 - sockswithsandals (09/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the КГБ, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Спецназ. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Motherland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Вооружённые Силы Российской Федерации and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #190285 at Shin Anime Social Board ** *guerila,also i just lagughed my ass off, thank you
#21 to #20 - sockswithsandals (09/18/2013) [-]
*gorilla warfare
User avatar #23 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
wait you're a gorilla?
User avatar #22 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
oh...ha
#5 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5918997 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** your username is wrong
User avatar #6 to #5 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
this upsets me
#7 to #6 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Don't mind if I do ** yeah well your username upsets me,that's like tooth paste and orange juice
#8 to #7 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
#9 to #8 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at iPad Vs Nokia ** yes...did your roll just call me stupid?
#10 to #9 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #313 at For those against gay marriage **No just asking. Didnt mean to offend you.
#11 to #10 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3625645 at Friendly ** no i mean the gif you rolled it was like congratz!retard! rolls don't like me especially egg rolls
#12 to #11 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Wallpaper thread, anyone? ** Hope this is better
#13 to #12 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3659437 at Friendly ** nah man look how pretty this is
don't be ponies
#14 to #13 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Time Log **Will this also be anime?
#15 to #14 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5922958 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** will this be a piece of **** ?
#16 to #15 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be 						****					?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be **** ?
#17 to #16 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Idiocracy Comes to Life ** nah it made me laugh unlike this ****
#4 to #3 - notgaben (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not gaben I am Gaben Not
#1 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [-]
welcome to the ****** world of oc-comic makers where the users complain we don't post enough and it's not funny when we do
User avatar #2 to #1 - sockswithsandals (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
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