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sockswithsandals

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Steam Profile: Lurk
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Half life 3
X-box Gamertag: DtheMightyLurk
Interests: fat
Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:Sweden
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3222
Comment Ranking:#2149
Highest Content Rank:#3228
Highest Comment Rank:#298
Content Thumbs: 877 total,  1015 ,  138
Comment Thumbs: 9883 total,  10607 ,  724
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 76 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:1
Content Views:61688
Times Content Favorited:21 times
Total Comments Made:1674
FJ Points:9067
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latest user's comments

#31 - thank you 08/27/2014 on Time for some awesome +1
#27 - What game is that at 2:12?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Time for some awesome 0
#36 - leonkierrn (08/27/2014) [-]
It's not DMC if you like that series, but it is still a decent game if u like really immature characters.
#30 - ZombiePanCake (08/27/2014) [-]
That was DMC the remake of Devil May Cry.

this still should be the cover if you want to pick it up
User avatar #31 - sockswithsandals (08/27/2014) [-]
thank you
#6 - Morning wood can be a bitch  [+] (4 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Position +10
User avatar #7 - fuzzysixx (08/27/2014) [-]
It is possible to use your hand to aim.
User avatar #8 - sockswithsandals (08/27/2014) [-]
Of course, but I find it pretty unpleasant to bend it downwards when it's hard
User avatar #9 - fuzzysixx (08/27/2014) [-]
I guess I'm just more flexible
User avatar #10 - sockswithsandals (08/27/2014) [-]
Probably
#31 - mfw thighs 08/26/2014 on thighs of steel +1
#1114 - **sockswithsandals rolled image ** 08/26/2014 on Let's play a game, FJ 0
#27 - Isn't there a dog robot who just stands still in one of the rooms?  [+] (8 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Capt'n Foxy 0
User avatar #83 - gerometurtle (08/26/2014) [-]
yes that is golden freddy look it up
User avatar #95 - broswagonist (08/26/2014) [-]
Golden Freddy isn't around, he shows up after you see the poster.
User avatar #117 - gerometurtle (08/27/2014) [-]
ohhh i got that mixed up my bad
#37 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
Disproven rumor. Sorry, man.
#31 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
Nah bro, that's Foxy. He stays in Pirate's Cove for a bit unless you don't watch him enough. Then he sprints straight for the door.
#44 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
Actually that's a bit invalid but you forgot one thing, if you also watch him too much, "paranoia", he will also sprint down the hallway coming for your booty
User avatar #33 - warzon (08/26/2014) [-]
He's coming for that booty.
User avatar #28 - fortunesnowman (08/26/2014) [-]
Nope, that's one of the many disproven rumors.
#719 - Picture 08/23/2014 on Comment and you win 0
#56 - Picture 08/17/2014 on Sea fortress +1
#85 - he reminds me of scout 08/17/2014 on mother russia 0
#72 - thanks 08/17/2014 on Title +2
#65 - Source?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Title +2
User avatar #70 - cumberdale (08/17/2014) [-]
Mass Effect 3 DLC Leviathan
User avatar #72 - sockswithsandals (08/17/2014) [-]
thanks
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on (untitled) +6
#37 - copperonic has deleted their comment.
#9 - Comment deleted by alekksandar 08/16/2014 on cawad00dy +1
#29 - This wis without doubt the funniest thing I have seen this year 08/16/2014 on fish are so metal 0
#125 - Thank you 08/16/2014 on Crossover Comp 0
#91 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Crossover Comp +2
#118 - zerith (08/16/2014) [-]
k
#89 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Crossover Comp +2
#90 - zerith (08/16/2014) [-]
#91 - sockswithsandals (08/16/2014) [-]
#118 - zerith (08/16/2014) [-]
k
#88 - Where is that guy from?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Crossover Comp +1
User avatar #117 - mance (08/16/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3, the USMC Recon kit's model.
User avatar #125 - sockswithsandals (08/16/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #101 - gruntmastr (08/16/2014) [-]
Battlefield 3 I think
#49 - this gon be gud 08/16/2014 on Stop stereotyping +1
#47 - This man knows what up.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Stop stereotyping +1
User avatar #48 - Sperit (08/16/2014) [-]
Im not talking about what's up
i am talking about what is going down!
#49 - sockswithsandals (08/16/2014) [-]
this gon be gud
#99 - thank mr skeletal 08/16/2014 on el pizza de los muertos +1
#19 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Crossover Comp +9
#83 - zerith (08/16/2014) [-]
wot
#89 - sockswithsandals (08/16/2014) [-]
#90 - zerith (08/16/2014) [-]
#91 - sockswithsandals (08/16/2014) [-]
#118 - zerith (08/16/2014) [-]
k
#18 - This feminism thing is getting old. Can we move on to somethin…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Stop stereotyping +24
#42 - Sperit (08/16/2014) [-]
Yeah
we need more Monster trucks on fj!
and giant constrictors with titties!
and food lots of food!
pic related
User avatar #47 - sockswithsandals (08/16/2014) [-]
This man knows what up.
User avatar #48 - Sperit (08/16/2014) [-]
Im not talking about what's up
i am talking about what is going down!
#49 - sockswithsandals (08/16/2014) [-]
this gon be gud
User avatar #27 - lotengo (08/16/2014) [-]
between the i am groot cancer and the bitches crying about RW this is the best source of content these days
#41 - redstonealchemist (08/16/2014) [-]
oh yeah? you don't know pain until you make a perfectly reasonable argument witha fully-related picture and get spammed with reds because it's mlp
gif related.
#80 - I don't care That was rude **** you  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Its my birthday! 0
#90 - skulldan (08/16/2014) [-]
#34 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/16/2014 on 'cos it's inappropriate you... +51
#125 - cannibalvegan (08/16/2014) [-]
Fuck, this is making me nostalgic for some reason. but I have no idea where this is from.

Sauce?
User avatar #134 - gameless (08/16/2014) [-]
Disney film Atlantis?
User avatar #137 - cannibalvegan (08/16/2014) [-]
Thanks, it's been ages since I saw movie.
#139 - zvon (08/16/2014) [-]
It's actually treasure planet
#141 - cannibalvegan (08/16/2014) [-]
I realized that it wasn't Atlantis about 5 seconds ago, thanks.

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#28 - blobboy (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sockswithsandals
So I was on iTunes the other day, messing around with download music.
Since the music was not purchased on iTunes, it doesn't have album art, singer, etc.

I always like those things to be complete, so I starting filling in for a Orion by Shykidx remix, but I was too lazy to go on the internet and search for the official album art, so I just searched my computer for anything space themed I had.

The profile picture I made for you is now on my iPod, and I see it almost every day. Always gives me a chuckle.
#63 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
now i gotta suk yo dik
now i gotta suk yo dik
#64 to #63 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
JUST PLAY THE GAME
#65 to #64 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
iwill5evr
iwill5evr
User avatar #68 to #67 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
Fun fact: Did you know that anime, in fact belongs in the trash?
I have no actuall opinions on anime
#69 to #68 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
actually i hate anime   this is just 			*******		 adorable
actually i hate anime this is just ******* adorable
#41 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
lolwut
lolwut
User avatar #42 to #41 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like this image John!
#43 to #42 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
it's all yours
User avatar #44 to #43 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
In all seriousness though were you on my steam profile?
#45 to #44 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
it's a possibility
#46 to #45 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
gonna go watch a movie
stalk around all you want
#47 to #46 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
damn foreigner
User avatar #48 to #47 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
kil ureself fagot
#49 to #48 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
maybe some day
maybe some day
User avatar #52 to #51 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
btw why do you want to share my steam games?
Do I look like som kind of commie to you, huh? srsly tho why?
User avatar #53 to #52 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
i saw you had hotline miami 2
User avatar #54 to #53 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
isn't it like 15 dollars for you?
User avatar #55 to #54 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch i'm broke
User avatar #56 to #55 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch we all broke
just kill your parents and take their money, duh
User avatar #57 to #56 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch they broke too
User avatar #58 to #57 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
Cardboard box for a home kind of broke, or no exessive money kind of broke?
User avatar #59 to #58 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
no excessive kind of broke
#62 to #59 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
shh no tears
only gaems now
check steam
User avatar #60 to #59 - sockswithsandals (04/10/2015) [-]
I know that feel bro, have divorced parents, been there.
I have some money saved up though, let me see what I can do.
#61 to #60 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
wat, can't i just add you to my family and wait til you go to sleep then play it
User avatar #37 - Znoflats (04/03/2015) [-]
Så du tror du bara kan gå runt här och va svensk va!? <3
#38 to #37 - sockswithsandals (04/03/2015) [-]
pls ge mig din autograf nä men seriöst dina comics är fan underbara
#39 to #38 - Znoflats (04/03/2015) [-]
Come here, let me sign dem titties!
#35 - testaburger (12/31/2014) [-]
I see you
I see you
#36 to #35 - sockswithsandals (12/31/2014) [-]
Couldn't resist dat ass
User avatar #34 to #33 - sockswithsandals (06/22/2014) [-]
I love you so much
User avatar #24 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
do you have a steam?
User avatar #25 to #24 - sockswithsandals (10/16/2013) [-]
I do. My profile name is DtheMightyLurk.
User avatar #26 to #25 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
i sent you an invite. my names jagger
User avatar #30 to #26 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
have you got the moves though?
User avatar #31 to #30 - trivdiego (06/15/2014) [-]
I do, but I wasn't even thinking of Mick Jagger when I made the name. I just came up with a random sound
User avatar #32 to #31 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah lol
#18 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #643928 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** your username is still wrong
User avatar #19 to #18 - sockswithsandals (09/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the КГБ, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Спецназ. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Motherland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Вооружённые Силы Российской Федерации and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #190285 at Shin Anime Social Board ** *guerila,also i just lagughed my ass off, thank you
#21 to #20 - sockswithsandals (09/18/2013) [-]
*gorilla warfare
User avatar #23 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
wait you're a gorilla?
User avatar #22 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
oh...ha
#5 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5918997 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** your username is wrong
User avatar #6 to #5 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
this upsets me
#7 to #6 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Don't mind if I do ** yeah well your username upsets me,that's like tooth paste and orange juice
#8 to #7 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
#9 to #8 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at iPad Vs Nokia ** yes...did your roll just call me stupid?
#10 to #9 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #313 at For those against gay marriage **No just asking. Didnt mean to offend you.
#11 to #10 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3625645 at Friendly ** no i mean the gif you rolled it was like congratz!retard! rolls don't like me especially egg rolls
#12 to #11 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Wallpaper thread, anyone? ** Hope this is better
#13 to #12 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3659437 at Friendly ** nah man look how pretty this is
don't be ponies
#14 to #13 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Time Log **Will this also be anime?
#15 to #14 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5922958 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** will this be a piece of **** ?
#16 to #15 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be 			****		?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be **** ?
#17 to #16 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Idiocracy Comes to Life ** nah it made me laugh unlike this ****
#4 to #3 - notgaben (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not gaben I am Gaben Not
#1 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [-]
welcome to the ****** world of oc-comic makers where the users complain we don't post enough and it's not funny when we do
User avatar #2 to #1 - sockswithsandals (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
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