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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Lurk Stronk
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Half life 3
X-box Gamertag: DtheMightyLurk
Interests: being a disgusting faggot
Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:7/09/2014
Location:Sweden
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Comment Ranking:#2735
Highest Content Rank:#4866
Highest Comment Rank:#298
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Total Comments Made:1307
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According to studies, I might be even more disgusting than the infamous Cargo-shorts-hoodie-fedora combination.

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#2 - hi brutal im dad  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Poor little Jacob +14
User avatar #3 - redbrutal (02/24/2014) [-]
I'm going to force catnip up your bungahole
#12 - iluvonedirection (02/25/2014) [-]
sounds sexy ill pic you up at 8
User avatar #13 - redbrutal (02/25/2014) [-]
About damn time
#6 - firesnake (02/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 - redbrutal (02/24/2014) [-]
Thanks
#1 - Picture 02/24/2014 on so hard +2
#1 - well well well 02/24/2014 on Kats +21
#42 - Picture 02/24/2014 on Easy solution 0
#5 - Picture 02/24/2014 on borderlands 2 +29
#12 - Cortana tears blue 02/24/2014 on halo n' crayola +28
#11 - this is the best thing ever 02/24/2014 on halo n' crayola +1
#348 - >Open boxes >Get ******** by everythng … 02/19/2014 on Look at the picture 0
#838972 - ah sorry man 02/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#838950 - Origin codes for you guys: Dead Space: B57X-PD49-PARM…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +3
User avatar #838970 - finblob (02/17/2014) [-]
i didnt get any but thank u
User avatar #838972 - sockswithsandals (02/17/2014) [-]
ah sorry man
User avatar #838951 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2014) [-]
Got MOH i think
User avatar #838952 - nigalthornberry (02/17/2014) [-]
Nope
Oh well best of luck to the person that does
#85 - I drew this 02/16/2014 on Mehoyneyoyme +4
#1738 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1809 - stoicnick (03/01/2014) [-]
did yyou ever add me?
User avatar #1810 - sockswithsandals (03/02/2014) [-]
on xbox?
User avatar #1811 - stoicnick (03/02/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #1812 - sockswithsandals (03/02/2014) [-]
yea I totaly forgot about about that doin it tomorrow
#1736 - I figured so  [+] (6 new replies) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1737 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
well aren't you a pretty fart smeller?
#1738 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #1809 - stoicnick (03/01/2014) [-]
did yyou ever add me?
User avatar #1810 - sockswithsandals (03/02/2014) [-]
on xbox?
User avatar #1811 - stoicnick (03/02/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #1812 - sockswithsandals (03/02/2014) [-]
yea I totaly forgot about about that doin it tomorrow
#1734 - Good. Have one too, so maybe I'll add you later.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1735 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
i'm stoicnick there too
User avatar #1736 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I figured so
User avatar #1737 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
well aren't you a pretty fart smeller?
#1738 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #1809 - stoicnick (03/01/2014) [-]
did yyou ever add me?
User avatar #1810 - sockswithsandals (03/02/2014) [-]
on xbox?
User avatar #1811 - stoicnick (03/02/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #1812 - sockswithsandals (03/02/2014) [-]
yea I totaly forgot about about that doin it tomorrow
#1732 - Im just gonna continue here... but if you play GTA5 you have a…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1733 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
360 of course
User avatar #1734 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
Good. Have one too, so maybe I'll add you later.
User avatar #1735 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
i'm stoicnick there too
User avatar #1736 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I figured so
User avatar #1737 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
well aren't you a pretty fart smeller?
#1738 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #1809 - stoicnick (03/01/2014) [-]
did yyou ever add me?
User avatar #1810 - sockswithsandals (03/02/2014) [-]
on xbox?
User avatar #1811 - stoicnick (03/02/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #1812 - sockswithsandals (03/02/2014) [-]
yea I totaly forgot about about that doin it tomorrow
#1730 - well what games do you play usually? Im just gonna asume you p…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1731 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
recently i've played a lot of GTAV and Poku manz X
#1728 - I see you like tf2... I like tf2 myself...  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1729 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
I haven't played it in foeveah!
User avatar #1730 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
well what games do you play usually? Im just gonna asume you play alot of vidya...
User avatar #1731 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
recently i've played a lot of GTAV and Poku manz X
#1726 - lemme add yo ass *****  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1727 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
i have the same user name as here
User avatar #1728 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I see you like tf2... I like tf2 myself...
User avatar #1729 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
I haven't played it in foeveah!
User avatar #1730 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
well what games do you play usually? Im just gonna asume you play alot of vidya...
User avatar #1731 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
recently i've played a lot of GTAV and Poku manz X
#1723 - I realize now that i write really long-ass replies... well any…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1724 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
yep yep yep i have dat steam niugga
User avatar #1726 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
lemme add yo ass nigga
User avatar #1727 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
i have the same user name as here
User avatar #1728 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I see you like tf2... I like tf2 myself...
User avatar #1729 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
I haven't played it in foeveah!
User avatar #1730 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
well what games do you play usually? Im just gonna asume you play alot of vidya...
User avatar #1731 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
recently i've played a lot of GTAV and Poku manz X
#1720 - Nope, just being fukin pulled into the water and kicked in the…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1722 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh, a sandnigger would be hard for that....
User avatar #1723 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I realize now that i write really long-ass replies... well anyways I need to find a fuckin tshirt it's only like -2 celcius here. Also do ya have steam?
User avatar #1724 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
yep yep yep i have dat steam niugga
User avatar #1726 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
lemme add yo ass nigga
User avatar #1727 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
i have the same user name as here
User avatar #1728 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I see you like tf2... I like tf2 myself...
User avatar #1729 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
I haven't played it in foeveah!
User avatar #1730 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
well what games do you play usually? Im just gonna asume you play alot of vidya...
User avatar #1731 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
recently i've played a lot of GTAV and Poku manz X
#1717 - Well, we're supposed to practice life saving like dragging peo…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1718 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
No "accidental" boob grabs!?
User avatar #1720 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
Nope, just being fukin pulled into the water and kicked in the junk in a crowded pool. Luckily, the only other guy who is really as skinny and light as i am the "africa kind of skinny, not nice skinny is a friend of mine so i won't have to drown under a big hairy arab. nothing against arabs, they cool
User avatar #1722 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh, a sandnigger would be hard for that....
User avatar #1723 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I realize now that i write really long-ass replies... well anyways I need to find a fuckin tshirt it's only like -2 celcius here. Also do ya have steam?
User avatar #1724 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
yep yep yep i have dat steam niugga
User avatar #1726 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
lemme add yo ass nigga
User avatar #1727 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
i have the same user name as here
User avatar #1728 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I see you like tf2... I like tf2 myself...
User avatar #1729 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
I haven't played it in foeveah!
User avatar #1730 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
well what games do you play usually? Im just gonna asume you play alot of vidya...
User avatar #1731 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
recently i've played a lot of GTAV and Poku manz X
#1715 - Well right now im just listening throug a ton of new songs fro…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1716 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
you can't say something like that and not explain it to an amerifag....
User avatar #1717 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
Well, we're supposed to practice life saving like dragging people onto land and such. And, well almost every guy in my class is chubby, or it's just a fuckin faggot who i dont wanna touch in a pool. And the girls are all like sooper skinny, but they're in another group ofc, so no butts to check out.
User avatar #1718 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
No "accidental" boob grabs!?
User avatar #1720 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
Nope, just being fukin pulled into the water and kicked in the junk in a crowded pool. Luckily, the only other guy who is really as skinny and light as i am the "africa kind of skinny, not nice skinny is a friend of mine so i won't have to drown under a big hairy arab. nothing against arabs, they cool
User avatar #1722 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh, a sandnigger would be hard for that....
User avatar #1723 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I realize now that i write really long-ass replies... well anyways I need to find a fuckin tshirt it's only like -2 celcius here. Also do ya have steam?
User avatar #1724 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
yep yep yep i have dat steam niugga
User avatar #1726 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
lemme add yo ass nigga
User avatar #1727 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
i have the same user name as here
User avatar #1728 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I see you like tf2... I like tf2 myself...
User avatar #1729 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
I haven't played it in foeveah!
User avatar #1730 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
well what games do you play usually? Im just gonna asume you play alot of vidya...
User avatar #1731 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
recently i've played a lot of GTAV and Poku manz X
#1712 - Well said.  [+] (15 new replies) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1713 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
So, wuttup bruh?
User avatar #1715 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
Well right now im just listening throug a ton of new songs from a guy called Savant. He makes dubsrep n stuff. And tomorrow I'll be forced to jump into a pool full of fat guys and niggers, because Swedish education. How bout yourself?
User avatar #1716 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
you can't say something like that and not explain it to an amerifag....
User avatar #1717 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
Well, we're supposed to practice life saving like dragging people onto land and such. And, well almost every guy in my class is chubby, or it's just a fuckin faggot who i dont wanna touch in a pool. And the girls are all like sooper skinny, but they're in another group ofc, so no butts to check out.
User avatar #1718 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
No "accidental" boob grabs!?
User avatar #1720 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
Nope, just being fukin pulled into the water and kicked in the junk in a crowded pool. Luckily, the only other guy who is really as skinny and light as i am the "africa kind of skinny, not nice skinny is a friend of mine so i won't have to drown under a big hairy arab. nothing against arabs, they cool
User avatar #1722 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh, a sandnigger would be hard for that....
User avatar #1723 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I realize now that i write really long-ass replies... well anyways I need to find a fuckin tshirt it's only like -2 celcius here. Also do ya have steam?
User avatar #1724 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
yep yep yep i have dat steam niugga
User avatar #1726 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
lemme add yo ass nigga
User avatar #1727 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
i have the same user name as here
User avatar #1728 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I see you like tf2... I like tf2 myself...
User avatar #1729 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
I haven't played it in foeveah!
User avatar #1730 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
well what games do you play usually? Im just gonna asume you play alot of vidya...
User avatar #1731 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
recently i've played a lot of GTAV and Poku manz X
#1710 - Don't use that tone with me young woman!  [+] (17 new replies) 02/16/2014 on stoicnick's profile 0
User avatar #1711 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
Don't call me a young woman fgt!
User avatar #1712 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
Well said.
User avatar #1713 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
So, wuttup bruh?
User avatar #1715 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
Well right now im just listening throug a ton of new songs from a guy called Savant. He makes dubsrep n stuff. And tomorrow I'll be forced to jump into a pool full of fat guys and niggers, because Swedish education. How bout yourself?
User avatar #1716 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
you can't say something like that and not explain it to an amerifag....
User avatar #1717 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
Well, we're supposed to practice life saving like dragging people onto land and such. And, well almost every guy in my class is chubby, or it's just a fuckin faggot who i dont wanna touch in a pool. And the girls are all like sooper skinny, but they're in another group ofc, so no butts to check out.
User avatar #1718 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
No "accidental" boob grabs!?
User avatar #1720 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
Nope, just being fukin pulled into the water and kicked in the junk in a crowded pool. Luckily, the only other guy who is really as skinny and light as i am the "africa kind of skinny, not nice skinny is a friend of mine so i won't have to drown under a big hairy arab. nothing against arabs, they cool
User avatar #1722 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh, a sandnigger would be hard for that....
User avatar #1723 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I realize now that i write really long-ass replies... well anyways I need to find a fuckin tshirt it's only like -2 celcius here. Also do ya have steam?
User avatar #1724 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
yep yep yep i have dat steam niugga
User avatar #1726 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
lemme add yo ass nigga
User avatar #1727 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
i have the same user name as here
User avatar #1728 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
I see you like tf2... I like tf2 myself...
User avatar #1729 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
I haven't played it in foeveah!
User avatar #1730 - sockswithsandals (02/16/2014) [-]
well what games do you play usually? Im just gonna asume you play alot of vidya...
User avatar #1731 - stoicnick (02/16/2014) [-]
recently i've played a lot of GTAV and Poku manz X
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#28 - blobboy (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sockswithsandals
So I was on iTunes the other day, messing around with download music.
Since the music was not purchased on iTunes, it doesn't have album art, singer, etc.

I always like those things to be complete, so I starting filling in for a Orion by Shykidx remix, but I was too lazy to go on the internet and search for the official album art, so I just searched my computer for anything space themed I had.

The profile picture I made for you is now on my iPod, and I see it almost every day. Always gives me a chuckle.
User avatar #34 to #33 - sockswithsandals (06/22/2014) [-]
I love you so much
User avatar #24 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
do you have a steam?
User avatar #25 to #24 - sockswithsandals (10/16/2013) [-]
I do. My profile name is DtheMightyLurk.
User avatar #26 to #25 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
i sent you an invite. my names jagger
User avatar #30 to #26 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
have you got the moves though?
User avatar #31 to #30 - trivdiego (06/15/2014) [-]
I do, but I wasn't even thinking of Mick Jagger when I made the name. I just came up with a random sound
User avatar #32 to #31 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah lol
#18 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #643928 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** your username is still wrong
User avatar #19 to #18 - sockswithsandals (09/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the КГБ, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Спецназ. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Motherland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Вооружённые Силы Российской Федерации and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #190285 at Shin Anime Social Board ** *guerila,also i just lagughed my ass off, thank you
#21 to #20 - sockswithsandals (09/18/2013) [-]
*gorilla warfare
User avatar #23 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
wait you're a gorilla?
User avatar #22 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
oh...ha
#5 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5918997 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** your username is wrong
User avatar #6 to #5 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
this upsets me
#7 to #6 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Don't mind if I do ** yeah well your username upsets me,that's like tooth paste and orange juice
#8 to #7 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
#9 to #8 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at iPad Vs Nokia ** yes...did your roll just call me stupid?
#10 to #9 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #313 at For those against gay marriage **No just asking. Didnt mean to offend you.
#11 to #10 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3625645 at Friendly ** no i mean the gif you rolled it was like congratz!retard! rolls don't like me especially egg rolls
#12 to #11 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Wallpaper thread, anyone? ** Hope this is better
#13 to #12 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3659437 at Friendly ** nah man look how pretty this is
don't be ponies
#14 to #13 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Time Log **Will this also be anime?
#15 to #14 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5922958 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** will this be a piece of **** ?
#16 to #15 - sockswithsandals (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be 						****					?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be **** ?
#17 to #16 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Idiocracy Comes to Life ** nah it made me laugh unlike this ****
#4 to #3 - notgaben (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not gaben I am Gaben Not
#1 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [-]
welcome to the ****** world of oc-comic makers where the users complain we don't post enough and it's not funny when we do
User avatar #2 to #1 - sockswithsandals (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
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