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sockswithsandals

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Steam Profile: Lurk
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Half life 3
X-box Gamertag: DtheMightyLurk
Interests: fat
Date Signed Up:7/21/2012
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:Sweden
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3149
Comment Ranking:#1872
Highest Content Rank:#3151
Highest Comment Rank:#298
Content Thumbs: 877 total,  1015 ,  138
Comment Thumbs: 10077 total,  10806 ,  729
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 76 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 40% (40/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:1
Content Views:61691
Times Content Favorited:21 times
Total Comments Made:1687
FJ Points:9205
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latest user's comments

#24 - draw me an egg  [+] (6 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Mods will draw or be your... +12
#697 - presidentmoose (02/14/2015) [-]
i drew you a whole nest of robin's eggs
User avatar #722 - sockswithsandals (02/14/2015) [-]
thanks I love you
#678 - presidentmoose (02/14/2015) [-]
#58 - andra (02/14/2015) [-]
#123 - sockswithsandals (02/14/2015) [-]
I wanted a chicken egg but this works i guess
User avatar #75 - joshlol (02/14/2015) [-]
how did you get my baby pictures?
#24 - Someone needs to add the hotline miami logo to this 02/13/2015 on cute +3
#58 - Including me, sorry about that. Didn't try to enlarge it 02/13/2015 on Japan and furries 0
#56 - why?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Japan and furries +2
#57 - jakatackka (02/13/2015) [-]
It's way higher resolution. Apparently no one understood that.
User avatar #58 - sockswithsandals (02/13/2015) [-]
Including me, sorry about that. Didn't try to enlarge it
#612 - Isaacexplain I summon thee 02/12/2015 on molestedbeggar's profile 0
#465 - So make them ask!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on 50 shades of abuse 0
User avatar #470 - isaacexplain (02/12/2015) [-]
ok
#463 - I beg of you, every site needs more Isaac  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on 50 shades of abuse 0
User avatar #464 - molestedbeggar (02/12/2015) [-]
but surely nobody will ask for isaacexplain to explain anything...
User avatar #465 - sockswithsandals (02/12/2015) [-]
So make them ask!
User avatar #470 - isaacexplain (02/12/2015) [-]
ok
#371 - Tboi explain pls  [+] (5 new replies) 02/12/2015 on 50 shades of abuse +1
User avatar #442 - molestedbeggar (02/12/2015) [-]
i could do it.
User avatar #463 - sockswithsandals (02/12/2015) [-]
I beg of you, every site needs more Isaac
User avatar #464 - molestedbeggar (02/12/2015) [-]
but surely nobody will ask for isaacexplain to explain anything...
User avatar #465 - sockswithsandals (02/12/2015) [-]
So make them ask!
User avatar #470 - isaacexplain (02/12/2015) [-]
ok
#67 - Why do I always forget to log in  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Vegans +6
#176 - gerfox (02/12/2015) [-]
When you are so used to captcha that you forget you have an account
User avatar #74 - redstonealchemist (02/11/2015) [-]
i'm a vegetarian and if we were flatmates, i wouldn't dig on you for eating meat, i'd dig on you for touching my kitchen.
you want food? let me cook, goddamn it!
you want dessert? you won't be gaining much weight, but it would be plentiful and delicious.
#152 - Forgot to login 02/10/2015 on Weird Boss Battles In video... 0
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Prancing Piglet +1
#36 - fefe (02/09/2015) [-]
i made those this morning. they were good.
#23 - I did it wrong **** my life 02/09/2015 on made me laugh so hard XD +1
#22 - Picture 02/09/2015 on made me laugh so hard XD +4
#21 - Picture 02/09/2015 on made me laugh so hard XD +2
#20 - Picture 02/09/2015 on made me laugh so hard XD +1
#19 - Picture 02/09/2015 on made me laugh so hard XD +1
#18 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/09/2015 on made me laugh so hard XD +11
User avatar #23 - sockswithsandals (02/09/2015) [-]
I did it wrong fuck my life
#22 - sockswithsandals (02/09/2015) [-]
#21 - sockswithsandals (02/09/2015) [-]
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#19 - sockswithsandals (02/09/2015) [-]
#99 - The binding of Isaac is always like this -Hell yeah, iv'e … 02/08/2015 on Hate it when that happens +1
#8 - Hi how's it going?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on raybingox's profile 0
#9 - raybingox (02/06/2015) [-]
Ray bingo say it fine
#53 - This one made me chuckle 01/31/2015 on brittwit comp 0
#9 - The black one looks like Krampus from tboi 01/31/2015 on (untitled) +6
#37 - vackert 01/29/2015 on International food comp +3
#310105 - It ended way to fast 01/27/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL +1
#309295 - memes 01/27/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#309107 - play or ill kill myself pls 01/27/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0

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#28 - blobboy (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by sockswithsandals
So I was on iTunes the other day, messing around with download music.
Since the music was not purchased on iTunes, it doesn't have album art, singer, etc.

I always like those things to be complete, so I starting filling in for a Orion by Shykidx remix, but I was too lazy to go on the internet and search for the official album art, so I just searched my computer for anything space themed I had.

The profile picture I made for you is now on my iPod, and I see it almost every day. Always gives me a chuckle.
#63 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
now i gotta suk yo dik
now i gotta suk yo dik
#64 to #63 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
JUST PLAY THE GAME
#65 to #64 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
iwill5evr
iwill5evr
User avatar #68 to #67 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Fun fact: Did you know that anime, in fact belongs in the trash?
I have no actuall opinions on anime
#69 to #68 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
actually i hate anime   this is just 			*******		 adorable
actually i hate anime this is just ******* adorable
#41 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
lolwut
lolwut
User avatar #42 to #41 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really like this image John!
#43 to #42 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
it's all yours
User avatar #44 to #43 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
In all seriousness though were you on my steam profile?
#45 to #44 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
it's a possibility
#46 to #45 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
gonna go watch a movie
stalk around all you want
#47 to #46 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
damn foreigner
User avatar #48 to #47 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
kil ureself fagot
#49 to #48 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
maybe some day
maybe some day
User avatar #52 to #51 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
btw why do you want to share my steam games?
Do I look like som kind of commie to you, huh? srsly tho why?
User avatar #53 to #52 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
i saw you had hotline miami 2
User avatar #54 to #53 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
isn't it like 15 dollars for you?
User avatar #55 to #54 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch i'm broke
User avatar #56 to #55 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch we all broke
just kill your parents and take their money, duh
User avatar #57 to #56 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
bitch they broke too
User avatar #58 to #57 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Cardboard box for a home kind of broke, or no exessive money kind of broke?
User avatar #59 to #58 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
no excessive kind of broke
#62 to #59 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
shh no tears
only gaems now
check steam
User avatar #60 to #59 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I know that feel bro, have divorced parents, been there.
I have some money saved up though, let me see what I can do.
#61 to #60 - stoicnick (04/10/2015) [-]
wat, can't i just add you to my family and wait til you go to sleep then play it
User avatar #37 - Znoflats (04/03/2015) [-]
Så du tror du bara kan gå runt här och va svensk va!? <3
#38 to #37 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
pls ge mig din autograf nä men seriöst dina comics är fan underbara
#39 to #38 - Znoflats (04/03/2015) [-]
Come here, let me sign dem titties!
User avatar #40 to #39 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
ty bby
#35 - testaburger (12/31/2014) [-]
I see you
I see you
#36 to #35 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
Couldn't resist dat ass
User avatar #34 to #33 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
I love you so much
User avatar #24 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
do you have a steam?
User avatar #25 to #24 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
I do. My profile name is DtheMightyLurk.
User avatar #26 to #25 - trivdiego (10/16/2013) [-]
i sent you an invite. my names jagger
User avatar #30 to #26 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
have you got the moves though?
User avatar #31 to #30 - trivdiego (06/15/2014) [-]
I do, but I wasn't even thinking of Mick Jagger when I made the name. I just came up with a random sound
User avatar #32 to #31 - ied (06/15/2014) [-]
Ah lol
#18 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #643928 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** your username is still wrong
User avatar #19 to #18 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the КГБ, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Спецназ. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Motherland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Вооружённые Силы Российской Федерации and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#20 to #19 - stoicnick (09/17/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #190285 at Shin Anime Social Board ** *guerila,also i just lagughed my ass off, thank you
#21 to #20 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
*gorilla warfare
User avatar #23 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
wait you're a gorilla?
User avatar #22 to #21 - stoicnick (09/18/2013) [-]
oh...ha
#5 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5918997 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** your username is wrong
User avatar #6 to #5 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
this upsets me
#7 to #6 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Don't mind if I do ** yeah well your username upsets me,that's like tooth paste and orange juice
#8 to #7 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Niko Bellic **did you just notice it?
#9 to #8 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at iPad Vs Nokia ** yes...did your roll just call me stupid?
#10 to #9 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #313 at For those against gay marriage **No just asking. Didnt mean to offend you.
#11 to #10 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3625645 at Friendly ** no i mean the gif you rolled it was like congratz!retard! rolls don't like me especially egg rolls
#12 to #11 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at Wallpaper thread, anyone? ** Hope this is better
#13 to #12 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3659437 at Friendly ** nah man look how pretty this is
don't be ponies
#14 to #13 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Time Log **Will this also be anime?
#15 to #14 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5922958 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** will this be a piece of **** ?
#16 to #15 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be 			****		?
**sockswithsandals rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at faces ** Will this also be **** ?
#17 to #16 - stoicnick (09/04/2013) [-]
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Idiocracy Comes to Life ** nah it made me laugh unlike this ****
#3 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
notgaben
#4 to #3 - notgaben (08/12/2013) [-]
I am not gaben I am Gaben Not
#1 - fefe (07/04/2013) [-]
welcome to the ****** world of oc-comic makers where the users complain we don't post enough and it's not funny when we do
User avatar #2 to #1 - sockswithsandals ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Thank you
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