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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/sobir
Consoles Owned: PC mustard race
Video Games Played: errything
Interests: creating cyrillic, making computers, yogurt, Half Life 2 design
Date Signed Up:4/02/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Bulgaria
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    Being broke is only temporary... Being broke is only temporary...
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    Its 2016 people Its 2016 people
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#263 - call me when you take it out bby <33 ^_^ 3 hours ago on Gus n' Al 0
#92 - what the **** is this from  [+] (4 new replies) 18 hours ago on Wait for it... 0
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#109 - doctorpibber (18 hours ago) [-]
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#108 - hwangnuneo (18 hours ago) [-]
sorry ignore the previous answer it's this one
facebook.com/TheSimpsonsArt/
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#107 - hwangnuneo (18 hours ago) [-]
from a facebook page called 'chris martin simpson's artist' i think
#94 - sturmbeard (18 hours ago) [-]
**sturmbeard used "*roll picture*"**
**sturmbeard rolled image**
I don't have folders with frogs and reactions, everything is fresh out of google.
/Untitled/funny-pictures/5335300
#1 - datmine  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Warhammer papes 0
#2 - datmine (19 hours ago) [-]
#40 - only real way 20 hours ago on Its 2016 people +1
#34 - suits are ******** ? and youuuu are what? 16?  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Its 2016 people +1
#37 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
They don't possess any real point.

If you want to look cool, you're impressing idiots that don't even matter.
If you're going to a wedding... you've made a bad decision. Especially if it's your own.
If you're going to a funeral, even black isn't required. They can't force you away.
If you're going to an interview, your clothes will show your potential employer how great of a programmer you are.
If you're going on a date, you're likely lying about what kind of person you really are.
If you're going into court, courts are incredibly cringey cunts about this type of stupid thing. Generally avoid them at all costs.
If you're going to a high end restaurant, you're gonna have a bad time, because they're usually immensely overrated and it's silly to wear a suit to go eat.

So unless you just like to "feel" like a gentleman, lie to people, or need to fit in because you're a spy...
#4 - Have some soup you might dehedrated from all that sweating 01/10/2016 on Its 2016 people +5
#2 - you seem to mop your brow a lot. Maybe you should carry 2 hand…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Its 2016 people +8
#3 - metacobalion (01/10/2016) [-]
#4 - sobir (01/10/2016) [-]
Have some soup you might dehedrated from all that sweating
#84 - When fed mordekaiser ganks bot 01/08/2016 on Oh crap moments +3
#47 - told you so  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on sounds like it +1
#48 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO YOUGH EH?
WELL I BRING YOU THE GREATEST CHEF IN THE WORLD!
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#49 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
TOUGH*
#44 - well isnt it like down the crab line ?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2016 on sounds like it +1
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#46 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
Crustaceans? Yep!
#47 - sobir (01/07/2016) [-]
told you so
#48 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO YOUGH EH?
WELL I BRING YOU THE GREATEST CHEF IN THE WORLD!
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#49 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
TOUGH*

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#72 - arachne (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas!
User avatar #73 to #72 - sobir ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
I was away for a bit so I couldbn't reply, but merry Christmas arachne. And also a happy new year
#71 - datmine ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
чух че говориш нещо за мене
User avatar #64 - exstacy (12/12/2015) [-]
HEY YOU CUNT! WHAT YOU WANT ME TO UPAD! IT'S DAUTUDAY!
#65 to #64 - sobir ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
uuuum... can I have the question again please?
User avatar #66 to #65 - exstacy (12/12/2015) [-]
what you want me to upload? It's Saturday (They day I upload readings of **** now.)
#67 to #66 - sobir ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Read eather a incest involving someones dad, or a 18+ sonic fanfic
User avatar #68 to #67 - exstacy (12/12/2015) [-]
I'm ******* on the alcohol and... the... uhh... ******* story bruv
User avatar #69 to #68 - sobir ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
ill take that as a "im gonna do it"
User avatar #70 to #69 - exstacy (12/12/2015) [-]
Gonna do u if you donty' quit with thm flirts gfurl
User avatar #56 - masterboll ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
sup
#57 to #56 - sobir ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
ayy boy dont make me lecture you again
User avatar #58 to #57 - masterboll ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
on what?
#59 to #58 - sobir ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
on dogs behaviour
User avatar #60 to #59 - masterboll ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
explain
User avatar #62 to #61 - masterboll ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
#swag
#63 to #62 - sobir ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
not so much
#55 - datmine ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #41 - ultranumb (11/22/2015) [-]
То имало бая българи тука, найс
User avatar #43 to #41 - sobir ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
другите за които знам са domkooo datmine jeezloxxy Имахме и някъв аутист в пони групата май ама не го знам как се пише
#42 to #41 - sobir ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
на 3 морета
User avatar #44 to #42 - ultranumb (11/22/2015) [-]
Т Р И П Л А Н Е Т И
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И
#45 to #44 - sobir ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Откъде си е майнак
User avatar #46 to #45 - ultranumb (11/22/2015) [-]
От Толбухин майна ама уча в Русе
User avatar #47 to #46 - sobir ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Чувам че в Толбухин имало само тегави батки
User avatar #48 to #47 - ultranumb (11/22/2015) [-]
Също така и бая човекоподобни
User avatar #49 to #48 - sobir ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
как иначе ще процъфти сапунената индустрия
User avatar #50 to #49 - ultranumb (11/22/2015) [-]
С толкова много сапун ще станем доста богати
User avatar #51 to #50 - datmine ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Мога и аз да ти дам малко сапунче ако искаш.
User avatar #52 to #51 - ultranumb (11/22/2015) [-]
От спейс маринките не знам ама може от Imperial Guard
#53 to #52 - datmine ONLINE (11/22/2015) [-]
Катачаните го ядат така че не ми остана.
#54 to #53 - ultranumb (11/22/2015) [-]
Не се съмнявам от катачаните, няма и от орките ама са фън
#27 - datmine ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
I have a feeling you have something related to this picture.
You dont need that book on how to **** bby
No homo
#28 to #27 - sobir ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
u know it
#29 to #28 - datmine ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Where do you live?   
I might come over for a visit.
Where do you live?
I might come over for a visit.
#30 to #29 - sobir ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Come to NDK in 15 min if you want an ass kicking
#31 to #30 - datmine ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Come to the Yambol center in next 20 minutes if you want ass kicking.
On second thought dont.
Youll get most likely mugged by gypsies.
#32 to #31 - sobir ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
isnt that the point of wanting an ass kicking ?
#33 to #32 - datmine ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Define ass kicking.
#34 to #33 - sobir ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
im defining who will be doing the kicking
#35 to #34 - datmine ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Side handle baton master race.
Too bad i dont have one yet.
Dont mind my B3-3, S&W mp40, hatchet, machete and a bunch more tools which cant be used as weapons.
User avatar #36 to #35 - sobir ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
you have an mp40 ?
User avatar #37 to #36 - datmine ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
Not real.
Airsoft using those little canister things filled with CO2 or something similar.
Though my aim is **** with that.
#40 to #38 - datmine ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
This*
#19 - tanabata (09/04/2015) [-]
You watching the current Big Brother?
#26 to #19 - sobir ONLINE (09/05/2015) [-]
не бай брадър е за гейщина
User avatar #20 to #19 - tanabata (09/04/2015) [-]
Oh, hey notsoulmyr ~
#21 to #20 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Брат не съм гледал Big Brother от ... ми някъде преди 7-ми клас. Тоест поне 6-7 години. За какво да гледам как некви хора скучаят по цял ден като сам го правя?
User avatar #22 to #21 - tanabata (09/04/2015) [-]
То последните години не скучаят, а само спорят. Преди 2 дена изгониха две жени защото се сбиха.
User avatar #23 to #22 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Редовно посещавам /v/, достатъчно спорове виждам.
Няма ли нещо интересно по телевизията?
#24 to #23 - tanabata (09/04/2015) [-]
Реклами.
User avatar #25 to #24 - sobir ONLINE (09/05/2015) [-]
кво се случва в профила ми ве
User avatar #15 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
r00d
User avatar #16 to #15 - sobir ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
fait me bruh i just bought some mma
User avatar #17 to #16 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
gay
User avatar #18 to #17 - sobir ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
who told you
User avatar #14 - schmuxy ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
wassup dude! haven't spoken in ages, how's it going? your profile seems to mostly be people saying " **** you". thought I'd lighten the mood
User avatar #13 - wickkles (10/12/2014) [-]
Hey, **** you guy.
User avatar #12 - maybelline (06/26/2014) [-]
As you might have heard the wild west in the 1870's was a dangerous place, but our main protagonist, the cucumber Jerry, didnt believe the stories told about the cities of the west. After a long ride to hedgehogville Jerry got of his horse and went in to the first bar he saw. There he saw a man, manlier than all the man. He looked the man in his eyes and said "Feeling ***** punk?" Then the man proceeded to do buttstuf with the cucumber
#10 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - domkooo (01/31/2014) [-]
Have you got the kawaii yet?
User avatar #2 to #1 - sobir ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
baka
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