Oh, I'll make sure it does.

I'm gonna get some sleep.

Goodnight Noah, I love you <3

Alright, Goodnight Adam, I love you too <3

Yay!

Heh, to be honest. I've actually been farting a lot more lately.

Really, how much?

Quite a bit more... I don't know exactly how much, but it's a lot.

Felt pretty good when I did it. Heh, hope you don't mind if I kiss them once or twice.

You could do whatever you like.

Heh, yay. And also, I would love a footjob to be honest.

I might need some practice for that.

Alright, well, All I can say is that I won't complain on how it is.

Okay, I'll try and get better though.

Heh, alright. Well I'll love it either way. Footjobs a footjob, and I can't complain about that.

Awwww

And one from you. It'd be prefect.

You might have to be patient though.

I'm fine with that.

Might take sometime for me to get it.

Oh, no problem with that. You know what they say. Patients is a virtue.

That's true.
I hope you'll really enjoy it though.

I will. I know I will.

Hehe, good.

I hope you don't mind me ogling over your feet.

Oh I'd love it.
I'd probably oggle over your butt.

Heh, I'd love to rip a big wet one right on your face for you cutie

Mmmm, I bet the gust would sputter all over my face.

Heh, I hope it does. Give you a little something out of it as well.

Oooh, what would that be?

Oh, a little tickle here and there. Heh, a little place to put your feet.

Where could I put my feet?

Heh, anywhere you want to put them.

Well wear do you think I should put them?

Oh, I don't know. My face you be nice, my shoulders. anywhere really,

Hmmm, sure your face.

Yeah. They'd feel pretty good there. Heh, and well, wouldn't mind holding them either.

Well a foot rub sounds nice.

I'd love to give you one.

Hehe, I bet it'd feel great.

I hope so. I've actually been practicing.

Really?

Yeah. I've been watching some youtube videos on how to give some good ones. And I've been practicing on well... my own feet.

Oh gosh. I'd love a foot rub from you.

Yay! I'd love to give you one when we see eachother.

So, how do you give a good foot rub?

Mostly find the muscles and massage them softly at first, and then go a little bit harder.

Oooh, that sounds great.

Heh, once or twice.

Phew, you must have some powerful gas.

Well, they were the ones that even smelly feet can probs knock out.

You'd just bring me closer, stinky butt X3

heh, I hope that it does. And heh, I'm pretty sure I have a pretty big foot fetish...

What do you like about feet?

Everything.

What would you like to do with feet.
Rub them, have them shoved in your face, foot job?

Well, just about everything really. I don't know why... they just turn me on.

Hey, I don't know why gas turns me on

True.

We can indulge each other's weird kinks together.

Lol, yes. I'd love to help in any way with those farts.

Awwww thanks.
Do you like big feet or stinky feet at all?

Heh, to me it doesn't really matter. But don't get me wrong. I don't mind stinky feet one bit. Actually, at times, I like them more.

Yeah, I've heard some people with foot fetishes like stinky feet.
What if I shove my feet in your face after they've been sweating and stinking all day?

Heh, sounds fantastic if you ask me.

Would you sniff it up?

You bet I would. I'd give them a kiss or two as well.

Hehe, I bet that'd tickle

So, what's up?

Not much, you?

Eh, same. Just watching some TV with my dad.

Sounds nice.

yeah.

So, where were we last time?

Oh, I think we were on the topics of what we'd be doing if we were to be with each other this summer.

Oh yeah.

Heh, so yeah. I would love to get a few in return with you on top ;)

You think you'd really be into it?

Yeah. I'd be down with it.

Though I'd prefer sniffing your's ;3

Heh, don't worry. You'd be doing it alot.

I hope you're a stinker.

Oh, heh, I guess you could say I get some complaints

Hehe, really?

Yeah.

Sorry, I was taking my dogs out.

It's fine.

What kinds of comments do you tend to get?

Well, mostly... "Dude that's nasty" "Jesus that's loud" "Wow, couldn't take it to the restroom?"

Hehe, you're so stinky.

Ever make someone leave a room?

Oh, nice dude.

Mhmmmm. Not sure what I'll do with all that extra time though.

I know how you feel. I'm going to probs be in my room a lot.

If only I had a cute boy around.

Heh, I'd be out there in a heart beat if I could.

I wonder how we'd spend our time together.

I sense lots of cuddling would be happening.

Hehe, oh yes.

And I bet lots of shopping for beans ;)

Oh gosh, if you want to :#3

I just hope we don't accidentally wake someone.

Why, are your farts pretty loud?

They can be at times.

Oh lord. Would you want me to return the favor?

Heh, yes please.

Phew, I'll try and rip a big stinky one for you.

Heh heh. Please do.

Also, I got to go for a few. I have to do my chores. Bye Sweetheart <3

Okay, I hope to talk to you later.

Bye cutie pie <3

Back. Hey sweetie.

Hey cutie.

Oh, don't worry, I'll be back. I promise. Alright, bye <3

Hey Adam, sup cutie?

Not much, how have you been?

Eh, pretty good. Working on studying for my finals.

That going well?

Yeah, World History is kind being kind of tough, but other than that. It's going well.

That's good.
It's been so long.

How have you and Dylan been?

Well, I kind of went on a date with him. It wen't pretty well.

Awwww.

What did you do?

Well, we went to go see Iron Man. He doesn't really count it as a date, but... it was one.

D'awww

Yeah. We were in one of the top seats, and we pretty much cuddled for most of it.

Really?

That's cute.

Yeah. So, got to ask, how are things with you and Will?

Well Will is going through a lot right now and he doesn't want to date anyone for a long time. Like he recently had a panic attack.

Aw. Sorry to hear.

I'll be alright. I understand.

Alright, well, other than that, how are things?

Pretty good. Not too long till summer.

Same. I got till the end of May.

About the same here, though I may be able to get out this Friday.

Hey, long time no see.

yea thats right... How are you?

Eh, not too bad. Actually I just well... I kind of went on a date.

Well thats great :) Mind tell me more? Who´d the lucky one?

My friend Dylan, I've known him for about two years. Anyways turned out he's bi, and I've been hitting on him ever since I found out. So on Saturday, I went to the movies with him and then to dinner. We didn't do anything after, but... I'm planning on taking him on vacation with me this year.

Sounds great! Tell me how do you even hit on somebody IRL?

Well, get to know them, and with me... I just... I just tell em how I feel. And he knows that I've liked him for a while. I don't get too pushy with things, I wait until they're ready to do something, I don't force it on them.

And you know what I experienced today? Today I was wearing all the new clothes. I dare to say it looked fabulous and rather radiant. I did so cause before I used to wear only some rags to cover my corset. At summer I am not able to wear it so I dress better...

So I was at bus in the middle and I stood next to the some guy. Pink shirt,white shorts,white clock watches. So I am standing there,trying to mind my own business while watching TV in the bus or glancing into a windows on the side...
That fucken guy... He kept looking at me! He just kept changing his positions and posing! First he reached with his arm trough the alley in the bus and leaned it on the seat on his side. Almost like if it belongs to him here. He also kept changing his sitting positions and whilist crossing his legs. I didn´t even dared to try look closer at him because he could do something to me. I was already sweaty from that a lot. As soon as space behind me was free I walked away and sit behind the corner.

It was just sooo much disturbing! I was still freaking out even in home while playing game and listening to epic music.

I don´t know why was he doing this. If he was hitting on me in very rude way or trying to contest me... It was very disturbing experince

Well, there are some weird people out there. There are ones that will try to show you how much you mean to them, and that they actually care about you. Then, there are the people that will sit there and try hitting on you in vulgar and just downright rude and disgusting ways. Don't think anything of it. Just remember that life is like Chat roulette or Omegle. You got to wade through the dicks to get the good stuff.

I haven´t really needed it... Damn prick. You know how bad it used to be with me. I am just starting on recovery and this happens...

One won´t simply understand how does it feel. I cant mesaure the attractiveness,not at all... My libido low and so ongoing chain of issues

Well, just remember that life is going to be full of assholes and you can't change that. So just Disregard them and move on. With me, there's this wannabe gangbanger kid who's been hitting on me for the longest time, he's annoying, doesn't care about anyone, hates my friends, and then treats everyone like an ass because he's better and smarter than anyone in my school (He's not, he's kind of retarded.) But I just don't pay attention to him and I move on.

Anyways I hope that you and Dylan will come along well. I would really wish more for you two, whoever he is.

And thanks. I hope things go well for you as well

I wouldn´t stand anything like that for long time... I could turn him down so good that he would regret ever getting to know me...

Lol.

this will take bit a while while typing it all down... Feel free to grab a snack cx

lol, alright.

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Hey cutie <3

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Hey cutie, it's been a while.

Yes it has, how have you been hun?

Pretty good, I've been pretty busy lately with stuff going on around here.

Oh, like what?

Well, lots of homework, starting to water my trees, and trim them, my bro's breakup, me and Dylan trying to get together. Just... A lot.

I'm so sorry.
Are you still interested in seeing me?
I haven't asked my mom yet cause I haven't heard from you in awhile.

I'm still interested in seeing you, I just haven't been able to talk to you in a while. I'm so sorry about that too. It's just that life has been catching up with me. And with Dylan, I still don't even know if it's going to work out.

Alright, I understand hun.

And I still want to see you, even if it's not until next year, I still want to see you. I love you Adam, and I always will. <3

Awwww, I love you too Noah <3
Do you think we'll be able to text?

Sadly not now, My phone is dead. Sorry sweetie. And I have to go anyway. I have to go eat. However, I'll be on tomorrow as soon as I can. I'll talk then. I love you Adam Goodnight <3.

Goodnight Noah <3

I love you too.

Aww... I love it

Hehe, gladly. Hey, I'm sorry, but i've got to get off, I love you Adam <3

Awwwww, bye Noah. I love you too <3

Well, just letting you know. I do LOVE beans.

Phew-wee!

No wonder you're so stinky.

Well shrimp cost's a bit much these days

Hehe, I don't mind.
You probably toot like a cowboy.

I'll answer that one now. I do fart like one.

Oh lord, you just like teasing me, don't ya you Stinker?

You bet your ass I do <3

You're evil

Well, not really.

I was just joking, I like a little bit of teasing.

Same here.

Hehe, I can imagine you bending over to pick something up, showing off your ass, and just letting out a long hiss-like fart as you do.

I tend to do that sometimes to some of my friends.

I envy them.
I doubt they appreciate it as much as I would.

They just laugh for a bit. I know that you'd probably walk over to that side of the room.

Oh I'd shove my face into it.

I'd hold you there... maybe let another toot out

I'd sniff it up till that air was as fresh as a mountain breeze.

Well, that'd be quite a while.

Well you just let it all out.

Hey cutie <3. Hope that if I come over, there's going to be some room for me.

Oh there is, we wouldn't have to get up for awhile.

No we wouldn't


Had to go take my dogs out.

Mmmmm, getting all nice and snuggly with my boy

I'd love that. I get kind of cold, hope you don't mind if I hold you tight.

Oh I wouldn't mind.

Good. It'd happen a lot if I came over.

Of course if I had you around I wonder if I could even sleep.

Probably not. Who cares, we can sleep when we are dead.

Hehe, yes.
For now I want to spend as much time as I can giving you long sloppy kisses.

Sounds like a plan to me.

We'd leave that room sweaty and steamy.

Hehe. Hope no one notices the smell.

Oh yeah X3

febreze is on sale I think.

We'd need a closet full.

No problem with that.

And that's just for you, Stinker <3
Hehe, I'm kidding.

Well... In your defense, it's true <3

To be fair, I'd probably feed you things to make it worse.

What, I get hungry.

You didn't ask If I wanted any.
It's fresh.

Well, I got some extra. You want some?

Yessir.

I hope I still got some left in me.

*Also, I have to go shower, I'll talk to you later.*

*I have to snow shovel the driveway right now*

Alright, back in a while

I'm back!

Hey dude. I'm just about to go eat dinner. Sorry if I can't stay for long

Ah it's alright.
Go eat ye dinner.

Well, I got like, 10 min.

Oh, what're you doing then?

Not much, just watching two best friends play: Harry potter Kinect.

Ahk

What, they are making so much fun of this shit.

Sorry. I was in a rush.
I forgot a lot of things.

... WHO IS THIS PERSON?

NEWANTDROID

I'm at a loss... it's been too long.

Shiet
Well, I'm newant.
I remember talking to you plenty and them not talking for a long time.
How're you doing?

Pretty good, talking to my Possibly Bi friend who wants me to suck his dick. You?

I'm doing pretty well today.
Man, that sounds arousing.

Yeah, he's pretty damn curious. I got him to try to put things up his but... he loves it... and then with the dick sucking, I'm getting him into letting me give him a try. He's been down for it for a while, but we just haven't been together.

That sounds pretty damn sexy.
Wanna here something cool?

Yes I do.

I noticed around 1:30pm.

Consecutive

My orange fish have been having sex for a total of 7 hours now.

... Dude... fucking sweet.

It's something I've never seen before.
The male one has this big dick growing out of the bottom of it's tail fin, and all it does is circle the female, and cum now and then.

Basically she will be swimming in the cum and she releases her egg cells into the water. The two mix and then she basically sucks them up into her vag until the eggs are ready to be dropped.

Fucking hell.
She has this abdominal bulge thing going on.

Don't know how to explane that one...

Alright, I'm going to quickly grab some food.
I'll come back to tell you what progress there is.

Alright then. Have fun

Alright, I'm back.
Nothing on the fish.
God damn it, my breath smells like potent cum.

Mine smells like fresh cum.

Oh lawdy.

Hey can't talk, I'm in class. I'll try to talk to you later. Until then, have this.

Okay then. Later then!

hey

How are you, hun?

Tired. About to go and watch TV with my dad.

Oh that sounds nice.

You?

Horny :p

I wish I could help you with that.

I wish I could help you with your tiredness.
Snuggle up into bed real close and kiss you goodnight.

Hehe, I wouldn't mind if you did a little bit more than just kiss me goodnight.

What if I ride you to exhaustion?

You'd never have trouble sleeping again~

I don't think that I would. Hehe, Well, I'm sorry to cut it short, but I got to go. I love you sweetie <3 Goodnight

Sleep tight sweetheart, I love you <3

Hey, I'm in class right now, I'll try to talk to you later.

Oh, okay.

Love you sweetie <3