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Gender: male
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, wii, xbox original, playstation 1
Video Games Played: halo, call of duty, split second, skyrim
X-box Gamertag: Zombie Slay3r 7
Date Signed Up:2/28/2012
Last Login:9/20/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 221773 total,  242863 ,  21090
Comment Thumbs: 514 total,  727 ,  213
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Level 322 Content: Covered In Thumbs → Level 323 Content: Covered In Thumbs
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 151 Comments: Faptastic → Level 152 Comments: Faptastic
Content Views:7241881
Times Content Favorited:9897 times
Total Comments Made:287
FJ Points:14258
Favorite Tags: Punani (5) | Pokemon (3) | NEK MINUT (2)
just a pokemon master with a love of trolling and gaming
top 10 pokemon 1. scyther 2. charmeleon 3. scizor.
4. cyndiqul 5. charizard 6. Umbreon. 7 sheninja 8 Lugia 9. Mew 10 Mew2 (also Articuno as 11)

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#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 08/29/2012 on checkmate atheist faggots -3
#22 - anonymous (08/29/2012) [-]
So I guess you can't believe in things that are actually supported by evidence, and yet you believe in god (so far there is no evidence god exists).

That's okay I guess, but makes no sense to me.
I suppose you were raised in a christian family and so on, I only hope you are the "good" type of christian (the one that actually has no aggressive tendencies towards other religions).
Religion is merely a product of society, I do not believe in any, just like you don't believe in evolution.
User avatar #17 - derpinton (08/29/2012) [-]
explain the internet. how did it get here?
User avatar #11 - enkmaster (08/29/2012) [-]
Here, Ill see if I can clear that up for you. Remember that I am in no way judging your beliefs or saying that you're wrong, but the "evolved from monkeys" part is a pet peeve of mine because thats not how it works.

According to Evolution, we did not evolve from modern monkeys. We evolved WITH modern monkeys. We and the monkeys share a distant ancestor somewhere along the evolutionary line. We were never, at any point, monkeys. We're related to monkeys. They're like our retarded cousin.

I myself am also christian, but I dont believe creationism. I believe that the universe understood by science was created by God.

My personal opinion is this: Religion tells us that God created the universe. Science tells us how.

User avatar #5 - MsLynn (08/29/2012) [-]
that has some hard facts behind it, but i agree it's weird.. but everything evolved from something i guess... and its not a direct evolution didnt you see the post on this
#6 - sniperfusion Comment deleted by sniperfusion
User avatar #7 - MsLynn (08/29/2012) [-]
fair enough. totally respect your vision and shall not push for argument. good day/night
#8 - sniperfusion Comment deleted by sniperfusion
User avatar #20 - semisane (08/29/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, this whole "nice conversation" you're having is just a bullshit way of hiding ignorance and condescension. It helps nobody and everyone walks away feeling nice in their little bubble.
So here's the thing. There is no reason for what you say to be true. "Respecting your opinion" is just a mask for assuming you'll never know better. Because evolution is fact, not opinion, and thinking that we humans are somehow special and we're above evolution is based not on facts, but arrogance and smug superiority. The evolution of man is very well documented, and you should read up on it if you don't believe in it.
User avatar #23 - pajsor (08/29/2012) [-]
Evolution indeed is a fact. But the problem is that most people don't understand it. They just can't imagine life on a scale of millions of years, it's hard to comprehend. Evolution is not a simple at all.
I believe that lack of understanding leads to ignorance and hate. To be honest you should probably not give a shit, that is the best way to deal with ignorant people.
User avatar #9 - MsLynn (08/29/2012) [-]
Sir is acceptable but I am a she.
#1057 - i remember when my dad got angry (he never smacked me, it was … 08/29/2012 on My Mom Used the Wooden Spoon 0
#1045 - did you get the lightbulb pushed up your ass it hurt when …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2012 on My Mom Used the Wooden Spoon +2
#1047 - skylineboi (08/29/2012) [-]
well i...... uh.... no. thermometer up my ass hurt....
#1040 - i remember my last smack was when i was 13 and i was eating br… 08/29/2012 on My Mom Used the Wooden Spoon 0
#17 - the basin is a suburb in Melbourne near where i live, and boro… 08/29/2012 on positive thinking Barbara 0
#7 - nice  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on sniperfusion's profile 0
User avatar #8 - ihavecommentthumbs (08/28/2012) [-]
#451 - the awkward moment when im an 18year old doing year 12  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2012 on 12 year olds these days 0
User avatar #476 - lordmoldywart (08/27/2012) [-]
The awkward moment when you can't prove it and we have to go by your profile
#425 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2012 on 12 year olds these days -2
User avatar #431 - alfjnn (08/27/2012) [-]
Well I am a Registered International Sex Offender.
Though I am only Seventeen...
#8 - REPOST  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2012 on Bitch please +5
#30 - anonymous (08/27/2012) [-]
wtf is that?
#25 - NickRich (08/27/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Crap! I haven't seen the season finale of that! Shit!
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2012 on stealing is fun -4
User avatar #5 - msvegeta (08/26/2012) [-]
Your gif is horrifying

And that was irrelevant and old news
#88 - Comment deleted 08/24/2012 on Lambo? +1
#24 - his reaction to his computer when he finds out that guy is in Esonia  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2012 on comanche quest +14
#52 - oodlesandoodles (08/24/2012) [-]
More like this
#15 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2012 on Spoiled fag. -1
#20 - LeviV (08/24/2012) [-]
#19 - purealterego (08/24/2012) [-]
"tugging at that massive cok"
#284 - Picture 08/24/2012 on Who Der? +5
#913 - my dog went all crazy yesterday, because of a kookaburra on a …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2012 on me and my dog when no one... +10
#970 - colintroll (08/24/2012) [-]
i havent laughed that hard on fj in a whilelol
#78 - i just had that relisation today when we were at a lecture. ab… 08/24/2012 on Monday Thru Friday 0
#381 - how i feel about doing an oral about german language 08/24/2012 on Spanish class FTW +4
#364 - Comment deleted 08/23/2012 on That moment -2
#172 - Comment deleted 08/21/2012 on if my parents sit next to me 0
#64 - Comment deleted 08/20/2012 on This explains EVERYTHING 0
#63 - Comment deleted 08/20/2012 on This explains EVERYTHING 0
#108 - Comment deleted 08/20/2012 on YouTube -1
#2 - if you are on funnyjunk looking at pony's its a bit wierd 08/20/2012 on if my parents sit next to me +2
#125 - playing pokemon diamond find mesprit (always runs) had…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2012 on HA +12
User avatar #173 - trollolololgabe (08/20/2012) [-]
I was playin Heart Gold. Swear it on all of my jimmies being rustled threw 20 ultra balls at Ho-Oh run out. Throw one pokeball. Catch dat shit?
User avatar #171 - mailstrom (08/20/2012) [-]
Playing Saphire
Come up to Kyogre
FALSE SWIPE all the way to 1 hp
caught with Poke Ball
User avatar #160 - aceshot (08/20/2012) [-]
Lucky me already had level 50 Pachirisu, which Pachirisu is fast as fuck.
Use Thunder Wave.
Paralyze Mesprit, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres and Cresselia.
Breed a team of lvl 1 wynauts who all have shadow tag as thier ability (prevents escape).
Spam them with encore because they like to use stupid shit like roost ect.
Caught real easy.
User avatar #128 - hibbydibby (08/20/2012) [-]
Also playing diamond
Chasing Mesprit
Motherfucking quick ball bitches.
#10 - what i think is going on 08/20/2012 on 12 year olds +1
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User avatar #20 - friendlynuke (09/20/2014) [-]

I was browsing your profile and couldn't help but notice your smile glistening at me like tinfoil to a smacktard. Immediately my throat became dry and I just sat there silently gasping and wondering how thy could be so blessed as to view such a heavenly beauty.

You see my life hasn't always been sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes I just get caught up so much in the little things that I lose sight of the bigger picture. Next thing you know you're failing mid-semeters and have to make a living jello wrestling Coach Chuggs at frat parties. And so it becomes a vicious cycle, much like dat dere celltech. Until that one days grace, where the gods have mercy on your soul and you get a second chance. No more crackpipes and over 40' swinger parties. Imma new man and I be whoever I gunna be.

Well that day is today and I am ever thankful that I got to lay eyes upon a beauty as fine as you. I would love to meet up some time? My place for scramby eggs and coffee? Whaddya say?
#18 - anonymous (01/13/2013) [-]
i have seen your picture of the selfdesigned eevee evolutions und want to ask, if you allow me to draw them.
I want to draw them, because ich find them beautiful und very matched.
http://animexx.onlinewelten.com/mitglieder/steckbrief.php?id=412367 <-- This is the side, where i will them shown. I don't want to give the pictures free for exchange, i will turn a link to your side in the describtion und will say, that you have designed these evolutions.
(sorry, if the english isn't good, i'm german)
User avatar #19 to #18 - sniperfusion (01/14/2013) [-]
yeah you can
#16 - itemmaaan (11/30/2012) [-]
You selling those glasses or thumb gear?
User avatar #15 - snakefire (11/15/2012) [-]
#14 - SonicTeam (10/30/2012) [-]
Who are you and why do you wish to add me?
User avatar #13 - bluemeatmballs (10/21/2012) [-]
Hello sir. I have noticed you aren't an item collector, but you do have a good amount of FJ points.
Now, if you don't collect items, these points are useless to you.
So i'm asking you sincerely, might you be willing to share some of those poins with me?
You could make me very happy, and I will use them for the great cause of item science.
Sorry for bothering you, and thanks for considering.
#12 - prestonjohns (10/13/2012) [-]
Could i have your funnyjunk items and Funnyjunk points?
Plz and Thank you
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User avatar #10 to #9 - sniperfusion (09/17/2012) [-]
hello kind sir, i try to tell in my description who the original poster was in my description unless i dont have enough time to
if you still dont want them, message me so il take it down
the slowpoke post was found in pokemon trainer Red's page so alot of posts go to other facebook pages, so i dont know who it was originally, il give a page description for each post for now on
User avatar #6 - ihavecommentthumbs (08/28/2012) [-]
i laik u
User avatar #7 to #6 - sniperfusion (08/28/2012) [-]
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#5 - rustyrigs (08/21/2012) [-]
youre a dog, go die :) <3
User avatar #4 - sniperfusion (08/06/2012) [-]
i recon a call of duty one
#2 - anonymous (08/05/2012) [-]
Hey, I just wanted to personally let you know your content kind of blows.
User avatar #3 to #2 - sniperfusion (08/05/2012) [-]
yeah thats totally why im ranked 50
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/23/2012) [-]
What's up, mate?
What's up, mate?
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