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KING NIGNOG IS NOT PLEASED
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|#10 - all this did was remind me I've never touched a boob/ had a gf. [+] (9 new replies)||01/22/2013 on Hate Tuesday? This will...||+29|
#49 - ocnamesaregone (01/23/2013) [-]
"You're beautiful no matter one, you're just watiting for the right person to finally date a girl"
Not gonna tell you the usual bullshit, getting a girl is not an easy task if you're an unconfident guy that only would like a gf without making any sort of effort in that way. Try and trip if you need but for fuck's sake please don't just whine about it on the internet.
<YFW you fiinally get a gf
#22 - anon (01/23/2013) [-]
dont be too bummed out, the girlfriend part is bittersweet most of the time
|#67 - lol I remember that video.||01/21/2013 on I speak burrito||0|
|#138 - Picture||01/21/2013 on Oh, there's that skittle I...||+10|
|#377 - yup||01/09/2013 on My own secret||0|
|#332 - Is anyone ever proud after a wank? >Gif unrelated [+] (3 new replies)||01/09/2013 on My own secret||+2|
#378 - iFail (01/10/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised, bud.
I mean one time, I hadn't prepared enough tissue, and my load broke through. Most people would panic or rush to clean up, but man, my dick had a final spurt, and when that strand of cum soared through the air, I didn't think it was ever going to stop. In that split second, I started contemplating life's big questions. I mean, if this strand of baby juice can fly so free, then why can't I? Then I realized, maybe it wasn't about me, you know? I had just produced something, with no meaning, no purpose, and yet it still flew like a liberated eagle, and I just welled up with pride.
Until it hit my cat and the cat started crying, it was a pretty magical moment.
|#75 - Yes. [+] (1 new reply)||01/04/2013 on Relationships through life||0|
|#895 - Mosin Nagant's use stripper clips man||01/04/2013 on father of the year nominated||+4|
|#27 - My mistake. [+] (2 new replies)||01/02/2013 on Waking up afrer new year´s...||+3|
|#3 - Does anyone have the Original? [+] (2 new replies)||01/02/2013 on Smashing!||+11|
|#20 - I's starting to think I'm the only person who doesn't get invi… [+] (7 new replies)||01/02/2013 on Waking up afrer new year´s...||+21|
#111 - serker (01/02/2013) [-]
Well... Throw a small scale party of your own? People will always want to come. I live in a small city, and there is no parties until you make one. Usually there is just around 20 people hanging out, drinking going to sauna and the pool. (You don't need all of those though) My close friends can invite who ever they like, and it's usually pretty fun. This new year was pretty fun, we were shooting rockets out of my window and all kinds of craazy stuff. (those were small ones, I don't want to burn the house) But yeah, try to throw your own party someday, it's fun.