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#10 - all this did was remind me I've never touched a boob/ had a gf.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/22/2013 on Hate Tuesday? This will... +29
#49 - ocnamesaregone (01/23/2013) [-]
"Dude it'll come don't worry"
"You're beautiful no matter one, you're just watiting for the right person to finally date a girl"

Not gonna tell you the usual bullshit, getting a girl is not an easy task if you're an unconfident guy that only would like a gf without making any sort of effort in that way. Try and trip if you need but for fuck's sake please don't just whine about it on the internet.

<YFW you fiinally get a gf

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#39 - coolcalx (01/23/2013) [-]
just grab a bag of sand. that's what boobs feel like.
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#58 - coolcalx (01/23/2013) [-]
annnnnd apparently no one caught the reference.
#59 - votejello (01/23/2013) [-]
I did...
#60 - coolcalx (01/23/2013) [-]
yay! here, have a cat gif
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#32 - genecaster (01/23/2013) [-]
Having a gf is like "HEY! I got someone who I can always fuck!"

...If I don't fuck it up.
...And I can never fuck another woman as long as I'm with this one, lest I look like an ass and lose her.
It's really kind of a dumb game we play...
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#29 - lafuriaroja (01/23/2013) [-]
You should try it. Sex and blowjobs are fucking awesome. And having a girlfriend is pretty great, too.
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#28 - imabser (01/23/2013) [-]
I've had one girlfriend I think it's not that great if you don't find a girl you love. HINT: Use common sense when dealing with girls. don't let them control you with boobs.
#22 - anon (01/23/2013) [-]
dont be too bummed out, the girlfriend part is bittersweet most of the time
#67 - lol I remember that video. 01/21/2013 on I speak burrito 0
#138 - Picture 01/21/2013 on Oh, there's that skittle I... +10
#377 - yup 01/09/2013 on My own secret 0
#332 - Is anyone ever proud after a wank? >Gif unrelated  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2013 on My own secret +2
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#378 - iFail (01/10/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised, bud.
I mean one time, I hadn't prepared enough tissue, and my load broke through. Most people would panic or rush to clean up, but man, my dick had a final spurt, and when that strand of cum soared through the air, I didn't think it was ever going to stop. In that split second, I started contemplating life's big questions. I mean, if this strand of baby juice can fly so free, then why can't I? Then I realized, maybe it wasn't about me, you know? I had just produced something, with no meaning, no purpose, and yet it still flew like a liberated eagle, and I just welled up with pride.

Until it hit my cat and the cat started crying, it was a pretty magical moment.
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#346 - seylorm (01/09/2013) [-]
that gif's from jackass, isn't it?
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#377 - snickerstheif (01/09/2013) [-]
#75 - Yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on Relationships through life 0
#77 - zilver (01/04/2013) [-]
This is how he died
#895 - Mosin Nagant's use stripper clips man 01/04/2013 on father of the year nominated +4
#27 - My mistake.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Waking up afrer new year´s... +3
#87 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
Do you even know when you're supposed to use that image?
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#28 - Seventeen (01/02/2013) [-]
that's quite alright, my friend; just something you may wish to consider.
#3 - Does anyone have the Original?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Smashing! +11
#5 - numfortytwo (01/02/2013) [-]
here you go
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#169 - masterfluffydubs (01/02/2013) [-]
#20 - I's starting to think I'm the only person who doesn't get invi…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Waking up afrer new year´s... +21
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#111 - serker (01/02/2013) [-]
Well... Throw a small scale party of your own? People will always want to come. I live in a small city, and there is no parties until you make one. Usually there is just around 20 people hanging out, drinking going to sauna and the pool. (You don't need all of those though) My close friends can invite who ever they like, and it's usually pretty fun. This new year was pretty fun, we were shooting rockets out of my window and all kinds of craazy stuff. (those were small ones, I don't want to burn the house) But yeah, try to throw your own party someday, it's fun.
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#25 - Seventeen (01/02/2013) [-]
i'd imagine that it's because you say things like 'I's'.
#27 - snickerstheif (01/02/2013) [-]
My mistake.
#87 - anon (01/02/2013) [-]
Do you even know when you're supposed to use that image?
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#28 - Seventeen (01/02/2013) [-]
that's quite alright, my friend; just something you may wish to consider.
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#21 - lordumpalumpa (01/02/2013) [-]
Then get the fuck out of your room and be more social. I went to a New Year party yesterday and, oh god, i managed to get back at home at 9 am with a fresh cold, but it was awesome!