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Age: 37
Date Signed Up:9/27/2011
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Ontario Canada
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#413 - shouldn't that tell you something? Something that was for the …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2013 on Let's ban hammers. 0
User avatar #439 - Zarke (02/11/2013) [-]
*carpentry
#2 - **** this is funny! 02/05/2013 on Life Of Pi Cosplay +57
#4 - Was it hot?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2013 on Mother of Jigsaw +7
#79 - verlander (02/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, wankable.
#32 - HOW 'BOUT NO. 02/03/2013 on That's not my spaghetti +1
#4 - 2edgy4me 01/28/2013 on i wish it was that easy +2
#152 - Sadly, its not a joke Here are the rest of the requir… 01/26/2013 on It has begun +1
#138 - Same. Wish the Canadian Forces were like that. The Minimum for…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2013 on It has begun +4
#151 - nengcaste has deleted their comment.
User avatar #143 - thepalmtoptiger (01/26/2013) [-]
err, I can't tell if this is a joke. 19 push-ups?
User avatar #152 - snickerstheif (01/26/2013) [-]
Sadly, its not a joke

Here are the rest of the requirements:

Beep Test:
Men <35: 6.0
Women <35: 4.0
Push ups:
Men <35: 19
Women <35: 9
Sit-ups:
Men <35: 19
Women <35: 15
#148 - watanigga (01/26/2013) [-]
Same way in US military, they can also have bodyfat standards 10% more than men.

They get additional time to run the PRT's (semi annual physical test) mile and a half.

Less pushups, less situps... It's ALL sorts of fucked.
User avatar #153 - thepalmtoptiger (01/26/2013) [-]
19 pushups is very little. I'm pretty overweight, and I'm pulling more than 30 in less than a minute. Did they design the physical tests so that invalids can be admitted? For a 17-21 year old male to join the US Army then you need to do at least 35 pushups (22-26 is 31.) For women 17-21 (ATM) it is 13 (which is super low.)
#155 - watanigga (01/26/2013) [-]
Last time I took the PRT, I was req'd to do 47 situps and 37 pushups... I did more because I'm not a shitbag... and keep in mind that those are the MINIMUM STANDARDS, which means that anyone who did better than you, just made you look like shit.



If you do bare minimum on everything every time you do the prt, they might not look at you for re-enlistment.
#37 - What the **** . 01/26/2013 on It's just a paper cut... +2
#3 - Niceee. 01/24/2013 on The Vigil +4
#34 - Why. 01/23/2013 on The magnificant creatures... +1
#10 - all this did was remind me I've never touched a boob/ had a gf.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/22/2013 on Hate Tuesday? This will... +29
#49 - ocnamesaregone (01/23/2013) [-]
"Dude it'll come don't worry"
"You're beautiful no matter one, you're just watiting for the right person to finally date a girl"

Not gonna tell you the usual bullshit, getting a girl is not an easy task if you're an unconfident guy that only would like a gf without making any sort of effort in that way. Try and trip if you need but for fuck's sake please don't just whine about it on the internet.

<YFW you fiinally get a gf

User avatar #39 - coolcalx (01/23/2013) [-]
just grab a bag of sand. that's what boobs feel like.
User avatar #58 - coolcalx (01/23/2013) [-]
annnnnd apparently no one caught the reference.
#59 - votejello (01/23/2013) [-]
I did...
#60 - coolcalx (01/23/2013) [-]
yay! here, have a cat gif
User avatar #32 - genecaster (01/23/2013) [-]
Having a gf is like "HEY! I got someone who I can always fuck!"

...If I don't fuck it up.
...And I can never fuck another woman as long as I'm with this one, lest I look like an ass and lose her.
It's really kind of a dumb game we play...
User avatar #29 - lafuriaroja (01/23/2013) [-]
You should try it. Sex and blowjobs are fucking awesome. And having a girlfriend is pretty great, too.
User avatar #28 - imabser (01/23/2013) [-]
I've had one girlfriend I think it's not that great if you don't find a girl you love. HINT: Use common sense when dealing with girls. don't let them control you with boobs.
#22 - anonymous (01/23/2013) [-]
dont be too bummed out, the girlfriend part is bittersweet most of the time
#67 - lol I remember that video. 01/21/2013 on I speak burrito 0
#138 - Picture 01/21/2013 on Oh, there's that skittle I... +10
#377 - yup 01/09/2013 on My own secret 0
#332 - Is anyone ever proud after a wank? >Gif unrelated  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2013 on My own secret +2
User avatar #378 - iFail (01/10/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised, bud.
I mean one time, I hadn't prepared enough tissue, and my load broke through. Most people would panic or rush to clean up, but man, my dick had a final spurt, and when that strand of cum soared through the air, I didn't think it was ever going to stop. In that split second, I started contemplating life's big questions. I mean, if this strand of baby juice can fly so free, then why can't I? Then I realized, maybe it wasn't about me, you know? I had just produced something, with no meaning, no purpose, and yet it still flew like a liberated eagle, and I just welled up with pride.

Until it hit my cat and the cat started crying, it was a pretty magical moment.
#346 - seylorm (01/09/2013) [-]
that gif's from jackass, isn't it?
User avatar #377 - snickerstheif (01/09/2013) [-]
yup
#75 - Yes.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2013 on Relationships through life 0
#77 - zilver (01/04/2013) [-]
This is how he died
#895 - Mosin Nagant's use stripper clips man 01/04/2013 on father of the year nominated +4
#27 - My mistake.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Waking up afrer new year´s... +3
#87 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
Do you even know when you're supposed to use that image?
User avatar #28 - Seventeen (01/02/2013) [-]
that's quite alright, my friend; just something you may wish to consider.
#3 - Does anyone have the Original?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Smashing! +11
#5 - numfortytwo (01/02/2013) [-]
here you go
User avatar #169 - masterfluffydubs (01/02/2013) [-]
wat....
#20 - I's starting to think I'm the only person who doesn't get invi…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Waking up afrer new year´s... +21
User avatar #111 - serker (01/02/2013) [-]
Well... Throw a small scale party of your own? People will always want to come. I live in a small city, and there is no parties until you make one. Usually there is just around 20 people hanging out, drinking going to sauna and the pool. (You don't need all of those though) My close friends can invite who ever they like, and it's usually pretty fun. This new year was pretty fun, we were shooting rockets out of my window and all kinds of craazy stuff. (those were small ones, I don't want to burn the house) But yeah, try to throw your own party someday, it's fun.
User avatar #25 - Seventeen (01/02/2013) [-]
i'd imagine that it's because you say things like 'I's'.
#27 - snickerstheif (01/02/2013) [-]
My mistake.
#87 - anonymous (01/02/2013) [-]
Do you even know when you're supposed to use that image?
User avatar #28 - Seventeen (01/02/2013) [-]
that's quite alright, my friend; just something you may wish to consider.
#24 - gritsreborn has deleted their comment.
#21 - lordumpalumpa (01/02/2013) [-]
Then get the fuck out of your room and be more social. I went to a New Year party yesterday and, oh god, i managed to get back at home at 9 am with a fresh cold, but it was awesome!
#64 - WHAT THE **** , MAN 01/01/2013 on The day /b/........ +4
#86 - Oh god the things I would do. 01/01/2013 on Nickelodeon has changed a lot +4
#78 - Oh god yes 01/01/2013 on gets me everytime 0
#327 - But what if you teach the child how to use the hammer/weapon? … 01/01/2013 on Gun laws... 0
#323 - Comment deleted 01/01/2013 on Gun laws... 0
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User avatar #1 - vanoreo (08/30/2012) [-]
What state do you live in...
User avatar #2 to #1 - snickerstheif (08/30/2012) [-]
I live in the province of Ontario in Canada!
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